Chapter 2: Drag Racing
Pearl Building is the commercial center of Jianghai City, and those who can enter and exit the building are all in Shangyi.
Outside the lobby, Chen Xiaotuo was stopped by security guards.
"Boy, stop! What are you doing in there? Interview? I don't think so!"
The security guard squinted as if he were spying on a thief.
Chen Xiaotuo was holding a cigarette and dressed as a mixed construction site.
He smiled and said, "I'm such a handsome person, do I need an interview?"
The security guard was about to throw up.
"It means you're coming to work? Phew! The Moonlight Group sweeps the floor better than you!"
As a king of mercenaries who returned from South Africa, Chen Xiaotuo did not have the slightest murderous aura, nor did he have a trace of anger at the provocation of the security guards.
He took a hard puff of cigarette, spit it out with enjoyment, and said slowly: "Excellent people, titanium alloy eyes are destined not to be appreciated." ”
Titanium eyes?
Nima, this dirt bag actually scolded me for being a dog's eye?!
"Stinky sling, I have to say it again!" the security guard grabbed Chen Xiaotuo by the collar.
"What's wrong, Captain Zhao?"
Before the words fell, a fragrant fragrance came to my nose.
It's Chanel No. 5 perfume, Chen Xiaotuo turned his head to look, and then he was stunned.
"Is that you?"
The two spoke in unison.
Ji Man is dressed in a dignified and elegant professional attire, the white shirt is propped up by the twin peaks as if it is about to burst, and the short skirt wraps the hips, with graceful curves.
"Hey, ape droppings, beauty. Do you miss me so much?"
Ji Man looked Chen Xiaotuo up and down, his eyes flickered with coldness, and he snorted coldly.
"Director Ji, do you know each other?"
The security captain felt a little panicked.
"I don't know. ”
Ji Man held his head high, walked into the lobby, and coldly threw down a sentence: "Captain Zhao, don't let cats and dogs in, so as not to pollute the Pearl Building."
"Hey, who do you say is a cat and a dog? Lao Tzu is your savior!"
Chen Xiaotuo bared his teeth and claws.
This stinky, it's amazing.
"Get out, don't force me to do a dog-beating stick. The security guard fiddled with the rubber roller.
"Okay, I can go, but you tell me who that beautiful woman is first. ”
"Director of Human Resources Department of Yuehui Group. Boy, do you want to kneel and lick?"
Chen Xiaotuo said leisurely: "It turned out to be Lin Tutu's subordinates, no wonder he was so arrogant." ”
Captain Zhao, the security guard, had a black line on his face and shouted, "Are you funny?"
Syllable!
A photo was thrown in Captain Zhao's face.
"You can look at the photos before you decide what to do. ”
The security captain looked at the photo, and then at Chen Xiaotuo, cold sweat on his forehead.
I saw that on the yellowed photo, Lin Qinghui, the chairman of Yuehui Group, who was still a teenager at the time, was hooked by another young man, like a bullied little brother, the key is that Lin Qinghui is still smiling.
It can be seen that the two have a great friendship!
Now although Lin Qinghui has gone abroad to recuperate, the power is in the hands of his sister Lin Yuewei. But as long as he says a word, he can get anyone out of the way in minutes!
Security captain Zhao Yihu began to panic.
"Big ...... Greatly...... Big brother, I'm sorry! Your shoes are dirty, little brother will give you ...... Wipe it, right?"
Chen Xiaotuo took back the photo, took a cigarette and said indifferently: "Your titanium alloy eyes really don't match the identity of the security guard, but this time, you should call two voices to help the fun." ”
Captain Zhao's face was full of bitterness, and he slowly closed his eyes and squatted down, looking like a Chinese pastoral dog: "Wang ...... Barking...... Woohoo. ”
"Team...... Captain, are you planning to enter the hound market?"
The two security guards who came to take over were stunned.
In the blue sky, the captain is actually learning how to bark?
Captain Zhao opened his eyes in shame, and there was no smoking man in front of him.
He turned around to see that the man had made his way through the lobby and into the crowded elevator. Desperately rubbing it on the pretty girl, and staring straight at the neckline of the beautiful girl and swallowing saliva.
Captain Zhao was petrified at the door on the spot.
......
The executive floor of Yuehui Group is already overcrowded at this time, and all the candidates in formal clothes are waiting for it.
Seeing Chen Xiaotuo, an outlier, they cast disdainful glances one after another.
"Who is this person, dressed like this and coming to the interview, it's really dirty. ”
"You see, he's smoking, and he doesn't know whether he's alive or dead. ”
"If he is hired, I will eat Xiang live!"
......
Chen Xiaotuo's ears moved, and he walked towards the crowd with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Which brother wants to eat Xiang live?"
A big man with a Chinese character face stood up and said, "I said it, boy, want to find fault?"
Chen Xiaotuo stammered: "Don't dare, don't dare." Why bother old drivers, old drivers. ”
The crowd looked at him and sneered.
Guozi said disdainfully: "Old driver? You also have the face to call yourself an old driver? Everyone here, who has not been driving for more than ten years." If you're admitted, I'll really eat Xiang. ”
Chen Xiaotuo gasped, shook his head and said, "Brother, you're too ruthless, aren't you?"
"What's the matter, do you dare to bet that if you lose, just drink the old man's holy water. ”
Hahaha......
Everyone burst into laughter, looking at Chen Xiaotuo's eyes like looking at a clown.
"He must have coaxed. ”
"Don't pee your pants in public. ”
......
"Deal. The man spoke, and the four horses could not catch up. ”
Chen Xiaotuo showed embarrassment.
"Illiterate! It's a gentleman's words, and it's hard to chase a horse, right?"
Hahaha......
The men in the suits laughed again.
Chen Xiaotuo leaned against the wall and slowly took a puff of cigarette, the corners of his mouth rising slightly.
A young girl walked out of the conference room and said, "Is Chen Xiaotuo here?" ”
"To. ”
Chen Xiaotuo took a cigarette in his mouth and walked into the conference room under the girl's disgusted gaze.
"It's you again, why are you so ghostly?"
Ji Man sat across from the desk, his pretty face immediately blue.
Chen Xiaotuo pretended to be surprised and said: "Hey, it's too fateful, big beauty!"
"What are you doing?"
In fact, Chen Xiaotuo came to report to Yuehui Group today because he promised Lin Qinghui that kid to join the group to help take care of his sister Lin Tutu.
Although Lin Tutu is the CEO of the group, in Lin Qinghui's eyes, he is just a girl next door who is mature in body but still a little pink.
What's more, Lin Tutu is a peerless top 36E goddess. With such a sister, Lin Qinghui is really heartbroken, for fear that he will be arched by a pig one day.
With Chen Xiaotuo escorting, he will also be relieved a lot.
"I heard from people outside that you are hiring drivers......
Chen Xiaotuo raised his eyebrows and continued: "Oh no, you don't think I came to you on a special trip, right?" Director Ji, you won't fall in love with me, right?"
"You...... Stinky scoundrel, please leave immediately!"
Chen Xiaotuo smiled, took a puff of cigarette, and said, "Hey, women are duplicitous." Even though I accidentally looked at your pink hood, you don't want to make a promise!"
Ji Man stood up suddenly, his pretty face flushed and said, "Shut up!"
Seeing that Director Ji was openly molested, several interviewers looked at each other.
"Okay, I ask you, how are you qualified for this position?"
"With my title of 'Midnight Car God', is it loud enough?"
Midnight car god?
An interviewer with a Mediterranean hairstyle said in a deep voice: "Mr. Chen, why haven't I heard of the 'midnight car god'?"
Chen Xiaotuo was surprised: "Haven't you heard of the midnight drag racing king? I have first-class driving skills, whether it is a coupe or an off-road vehicle, a domestic or a Yanmar, I can repair them to be obedient." ”
"The most important thing is that I have unlocked the four-seven-twenty-eight postures to ensure that Director Ji will make crazy calls after using them. ”
Flutter!
The female secretary couldn't help but laugh.
A strange look flashed across the face of the Mediterranean interviewer.
However, Ji Man was already furious to the extreme, and threw the folder on the table out.
Chen Xiaotuo lifted Erlang's legs, glanced at Ji Man's chest, and said leisurely: "Director Ji, don't be too impulsive, I'm afraid your buttons won't be able to withstand your anger." ”
Ji Man looked down, his pretty face turned from red to purple, and his whole body trembled.
It turned out that because she was too excited, the already plump part was even more turbulent, and she even tightened her shirt.
Be vividly portrayed......
"! You're eliminated. ”
"Wait!"
Chen Xiaotuo took a slow puff of cigarette and said lightly: "I'm not here for an interview today." ”
The crowd was puzzled.
"Stinky hanging, I won't hire you if I die!"
Giggles!
Ji Man gritted his teeth, furious.
Jingle bells.
The phone rang suddenly, and it was actually President Lin's brother calling.
Ji Man suppressed his anger and answered the phone.
"Long time no see, Brother Qinghui. ”
"Hmm...... What?!"
"Okay...... Knowing Brother Qinghui, don't worry. ”
The expression on Ji Man's face turned from cloudy to sunny, and then to a storm.
She said word by word: "Chen Xiaotuo, it turns out that you came prepared! But I won't let you go!"
Chen Xiaotuo spread his hands and smiled bitterly: "Director Ji, is it really good for you to intimidate new employees so much?"
Everyone looked at Chen Xiaotuo with a confused expression.
Ji Man slowly walked towards Chen Xiaotuo and smiled: "It's too late for me to welcome, how dare I intimidate Brother Qinghui's friends." ”
Suddenly!
Ji Man's face changed greatly, and he smashed into Chen Xiaotuo's crotch with a punch.
This move came as a surprise to everyone.
The Mediterranean man was so frightened that he even lifted his glasses.
......
Rumble!
But Ji Man's eyes widened in horror, as if he had seen a ghost.
"Ahh
Jiman screamed and slammed the door.
The rest of the people froze in place like stone statues.
Chen Xiaotuo smiled and took a puff of cigarette, and said lightly: "What are you looking at?