Chapter 12: Playing with Rock-Paper-Scissors with the Mirror!
"My theory is correct!!"
Xiao Liang exclaimed and ran out.
"What?"
Link frowned, looking at the pot of gold buckled on the ground with some disgust.
He really couldn't understand why a zombie was carrying this kind of thing, and it looked like it had obviously been dried for a long time, and it was stirred with water, and the disgusting level was even higher.
"I don't know how long I've been fainting......"
Thinking about it, Link had already slowly touched the location of the classroom and walked in.
"Oh my God!!"
"It's really alive!"
"Look at his brows, he will still wrinkle!"
When the zombies in the classroom saw Link at the door, they immediately started to talk lively, and then they all looked at Xiao Liang with admiration: "Brother Liang, you really saved the master!" β
"Xiaoliang, you're great."
Even Lin Ke on the podium couldn't help but praise it.
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Link was stunned again, his resurrection was all based on his own self-healing ability, and he had a hammer relationship with Xiao Liang?
"What did he do?" Link looked at Xiao Qian, who was closest to him.
Xiao Liang's bear child still gave him a deep impression, because he couldn't listen to any of his serious knowledge, but some of his mantras, such as "", "awesome", "special", etc., Xiao Liang learned faster than anyone else.
Because of this, he was also reminded by Lin Ke not to swear when there is nothing to do, it is easy to bring bad zombies.
Link is very curious, what did such a little rabbit cub, who is a scumbag of 10,000 years of learning, do to be praised by all the zombies?
"Oh, it was Xiao Liang who proposed to plant you in the soil, and then saved you." Xiao Qian said calmly.
"What?"
Link was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, and looked at the zombies, "You don't really think that planting me in the soil will bring me back to life, right?!" β
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The zombies were silent.
However, their eyes were all on Link, who was physically fit and even had his arms regrown.
"Ridiculous!"
Link immediately understood the thoughts of these zombies, and was deeply anxious about the common sense of these zombies.
Even if you have a kindergarten level, you can't do such a stupid thing, right?
"Master, am I amazing?"
Xiao Liang was still happily asking for credit, "At that time, they were all frightened, but I was the only one who was calm and used my rich knowledge to think of this method." β
"Oh, yes."
He thought of something again, "It's a pity that fertilizer or something is too hard to find, otherwise it can make you resurrect a little faster!"
"Fertilizer...... You mean the pot you just brought over? β
Link realized something, "So...... You were going to pour that stuff on me? β
"That's right."
Xiao Liang didn't notice anything wrong, "I read the book that fertilization helps grow. β
"Hehe, I really didn't expect you to be so studious."
Link's face darkened and he smiled a terrible grin.
This is thanks to his early resurrection, otherwise the consequences will be ......
Link didn't even dare to think about it!
It seems that it's time for this baby to experience what socialism beats.
"Then as a reward for saving me, let me tutor you in your studies." Link said with a smile on his face.
"Huh? It's not good......"
Xiao Liang's face was full of resistance, for him, this reward was undoubtedly revenge, "One-on-one tutoring is not the exclusive treatment of Teacher Lin Ke, I won't join in the fun." β
"Then how can it be done, I have always said that the grace of saving lives should be repaid with a spring!"
Link couldn't say anything, and walked out with a black face.
A moment later, he carried a stack of books half a meter thick and placed them in front of Xiao Liang.
Although he was very angry, Link understood the importance of quality education, and he should not beat bear children, but should use love to influence them.
"There are five subjects: Chinese, Mathematics, Geography, Biology and Chemistry."
Link smiled and took out a pen, then opened the biology book and drew on it, "This, this, and this ......"
"Uh...... Master. β
Xiao Liang looked at the more and more knowledge points that were drawn, and asked a little uneasily: "You painted these, should you let me copy them?" β
He still remembered Link's usual educational methods, whether he could learn it or not, whether it was useful or not, anyway, let you copy it and be done.
You can't be idle anyway!
"Don't worry, of course these aren't for you to copy." The smile on Link's face was as warm as the spring breeze in March.
"Damn, I'm scared to death." Xiao Liang breathed a sigh of relief, he drew so many knowledge points, if he really wanted to copy it, he would probably be able to copy it and vomit blood.
"These are the ones you copied."
At this moment, Link smiled and pointed to the other four books and said the follow-up content: "As for the knowledge points I drew in this biology book, you have to memorize them all." β
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Xiao Liang's face froze suddenly, and he even doubted his ears.
Four books plus one still have to be memorized, so it's better to kill him directly!
"Why should you take revenge?"
Xiao Liang asked in despair, and he still hasn't come back to his senses.
"Good boy, as long as you memorize the knowledge points I drew and understand the meaning, you will know whether I will take revenge or return a tooth for a tooth." Link patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly.
"Can you copy less?" Xiao Liang asked with tears in his eyes.
"Absolutely!"
The corners of Link's mouth curled up and pointed to the bust that had been prepared next to him: "See this thing?" β
He wants Xiao Liang to feel that ignorance will not only pit others, but also pit himself!
"It's ...... Huh? Someone seems to be in there? β
Xiao Liang looked at himself reflected in the mirror curiously, he had never touched this kind of thing, so he felt extremely strange.
"You play rock-paper-scissors with this person inside, ten chances a day, as long as you win once, you don't have to copy these books, but as long as you don't win, even if it's a draw, you have to copy all those books again."
Link's tone was full of temptation and led Xiao Liang into the big pit he had prepared: "Think about it, that's ten chances, just win once." β
"It's as simple as that?"
Xiao Liang was a little incredulous, although he didn't know who the person in the mirror was, but how difficult could it be to win ten rock-paper-scissors?
There is almost no chance that he will lose!
And then......
Draw!
Draw!
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After ten full times, Link put away the mirror and looked at Xiao Liang, who was stunned and didn't know what was going on: "Come on, it's only been two times, and it's been copied in 100 million days, and I'm not convinced to continue tomorrow." β
After saying that, Link called Lin Ke to leave the classroom, leaving Xiao Liang, who doubted his life, and many zombies who looked at him with sympathy.
"Don't even you know the difference between plants and living things?" Link asked, pulling Lin Ke out of the classroom.
He really didn't expect that a zombie who had been diligently educating for so long would commit such a childish problem, and even bury him in the ground, and he didn't even notice anything wrong with such a common-sense thing as mirror reflection.
There is still a long way to go!
"I don't know."
Lin Ke shook his head and took out a Xinhua dictionary, "Didn't my brother say let me read this first?" β
Link: "......"