Chapter 80: Just Because You're Too Beautiful
"Dancing?"
Liu Ang made a mistake and looked at Lin Yumu, who nodded solemnly, as if something bad would happen if he didn't do what the music teacher said.
He turned his head to look at Zhang Kun and proposed, "Zhang Kun, you go first"
"Huh? Why me? Zhang Kun had a question mark on his face.
"You're handsome, you have to take the lead in this kind of thing."
"Huh?"
Zhang Kun suddenly lowered his face, "Is it also a mistake to be handsome?" β
"Listen to me."
Liu Ang whispered: "Although this is a female ghost, if you look at her outfit, is she enthusiastic?" β
Zhang Kun took a look and nodded.
"Look at her delicate makeup again, is it full of sincerity?"
Zhang Kun looked at it again and felt that he was right.
Every time he goes on a date with his ex-girlfriend, he has to open a match before going out, and the time is just right when he arrives at the place.
With such perfect makeup as a music teacher, he can do it twice!
"Look at her eyes again, do you have a spring in your eyebrows?"
Zhang Kun took a closer look, it was terrible, it was a heart-warming feeling!
Especially when standing with Lin Yumu, there is a feeling of a mother with her daughter.
And what he likes is his mother!
"Have you ever read a book, 'I Have an Adventure House'?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"The protagonist in it took in a female ghost, do you remember? You know what level the red coat is, right? Do you look at her clothes again? β
Oh, red!
"Wow!"
Zhang Kun suddenly realized, and couldn't help but praise Liu Ang's research on ghosts and monsters.
"If our plan succeeds, not only will we survive here, but we will also walk sideways when we get out." Liu Ang grabbed his shoulders with both hands and began to draw cakes: "You have to believe in yourself, you are the protagonist!" β
"I'm well...... Will try! β
Zhang Kun was fooled and succeeded, and stood up fearlessly.
ββ¦β¦β
Lin Yumu was speechless for a while.
These two drama spirits, don't they know to be quiet when they are judging others?
It's just that the music teacher smiled implicitly, without the slightest hint of blame.
"Hello teachers and students."
Zhang Kun walked to the center of the stage and bowed to the music teacher.
The music teacher nodded, and the spotlight fell from above, giving him the treatment of the protagonist.
Zhang Kun's confidence increased greatly, and he introduced himself: "I am Zhang Kun, a college student who has been enrolled for two and a half years, I like basketball, and I am the captain of the Kunkun basketball team. β
Speaking of this, he stopped and asked politely, "Teacher, do you have a basketball here?" I'm not familiar with dance, but with basketball I'm inspired, and I hope to dedicate my best work to you. β
Lin Yumu: "......"
How can there be such a thing in a music classroom, could it be that this is Zhang Kun's delaying tactic?
Just as he was thinking, the music teacher shook his head and sucked a ball from the darkness.
"it!"
Zhang Kun stood far away and couldn't see clearly, but Lin Yumu saw it really clearly.
That's a human head!
A not very fresh human head.
The skin is wrinkled, but it is well maintained, and there are no maggots.
"Fortunately, the old lady has passed ......"
Lin Yumu's chest kept rising and falling, and his heart palpitated.
It's just this head......
Is it to be a basketball for Zhang Kun?
Of course, no.
The female ghost lady is still quite humane.
The head is too heavy to bounce, and it definitely can't be played directly as a ball.
In order to give Zhang Kun the best performance experience, her reddened nails stretched an inch, like a scalpel, made an incision in the back of her head, and peeled off the skin.
"Hiss......"
Everyone gasped and covered the back of their heads, as if there were 10,000 bugs in their brains wriggling at high speed.
On the side of the stage, the music teacher threw the peeled head back, and his fingers were as dexterous as a working sewing machine, and in a matter of seconds, he was sewn and filled with gas.
"And then."
She threw the "ball" and flew into Zhang Kun's hand.
Although the shape of the human face can no longer be seen, the strange touch is like a steel needle, so Zhang Kun can't take it or put it.
really
No matter how good the appearance is, the ghost is still a ghost.
I'm kidding you, it's people in a good mood.
If they really treat people as tasty young women with soft voices and easy to push down, they can survive for more than three seconds, and iron is their luck.
Things have reached such a point that there is no way back.
Zhang Kun took off his coat, took a deep breath, and hooked his hand at the air.
βMusicγβ
As soon as the words fell, Lin Yumu sat back in front of the piano uncontrollably, and played a tune she had never heard before.
Zhang Kun held the ball with one hand, trying not to think about where the ball in his hand came from, and slapped it rhythmically.
"I can, I can ......"
Zhang Kun's mouth was full of broken thoughts, but the movements in his hands were non-stop, the ball drilled from his left hand to the step, and was caught by his right hand again, and transported back to his left hand again.
In this way, he completed two crotch dribbles rhythmically to the music, and gradually got into the groove, turned around with the ball, and then threw the ball to his fingertips and began to spin.
Perhaps it was because of the shackles of the music teacher that the skin of the ball began to loosen. Although there was no air leakage, the skin in the eye sockets had already appeared hollow, and it swirled sadly as if it had been eaten by a ghost.
This scene happened to be glimpsed by Zhang Kun, and he was so frightened that he trembled all over, his hand shook, and the basketball at his fingertips flew out uncontrollably.
In the shocked gaze of everyone, the ball flew into the air, drawing a wonderful arc. Then, it passed through the music teacher's head and fell to the ground......
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The ball hit the ground rhythmically and rolled into the darkness.
The mouths of the people present opened wide, as if someone had choked their throats, and they couldn't make a sound. They looked at Zhang Kun, whose movements were frozen in half, as if they had lost a friend.
The back of Zhang Kun's head was covered with sweat, and he knew that if he admitted that it was his mistake at this time, then he would be finished.
So, he didn't withdraw the movement of his hand, and pointed to the music teacher who had not yet broken out, and sang hard: "Just because you are too beautiful......"
Liu Ang: "Minato! β
Music Teacher: "......"
Lin Yumu: "......"
God meow me to hit you with a ball, just because you are too beautiful.
But there is no other way, Zhang Kun, who is difficult to ride a tiger, can only endure the embarrassment and continue to perform.
He didn't know much about dancing, so he could only twist his waist and scratch his head in a vain attempt to get by by by being a man.
What's even more outrageous is that the music teacher, who was already on the verge of breaking out, actually showed a smile of confusion.
Lin Yumu: "......"
This guy can't really get by, right?
Finally, the song ended.
Zhang Kun stopped panting, with a messy hairstyle and abnormal white discharge, and waited bitterly for the music teacher's trial.
Seeing that Zhang Kun was nervous and speechless, Lin Yumu said loudly: "Teacher, what is the result?" β
"From an artistic point of view, though, it's hard to put into words."
The music teacher looked at Zhang Kun with interest and raised the corners of his mouth: "But I like boys who work hard." β
"So that means?" Zhang Kun saw hope.
"Well, you've passed." The music teacher laughed.
"Wow!!"
Zhang Kun ran off the stage excitedly, kicked Liu Ang away, and hugged another boy.
He had never been happier to pass an exam.
Lin Yumu held his forehead with one hand, recalling his outrageous difficulty of the exam, and only felt so tired.
Bang!
Just then, the door was violently kicked open.
Lin Yumu followed the prestige, and his heart tightened in vain.
The scorpion-tattooed robber, he caught up!