Jiang Yu's magical brain circuit
If the other Federation people found out, they would definitely be jealous and hack him to death.
Ji Tang took out his special spoon and began to spoon chaos.
The second elder took a bite like the person next to him, and then he couldn't stop.
"Second Elder, they're all looking at us
This. Ji Tang slurred his speech.
"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮, these stupid earthlings are admiring our noble genes."
In the wonton shop, most people saw more than 20 empty bowls on the table of Ji Tang and his party, and they took out their mobile phones and started recording videos.
"It's so delicious, it's a food broadcast, I've met a public figure?"
"Why don't you see them to induce vomiting?"
"That girl is so pretty, but why is it a little familiar?"
“……”
Full of wine and food, the two of them leaned back in their chairs.
"Second Elder, there is something I have wanted to say for a long time."
Ji Tang took out a card very domineeringly: "Let's go buy clothes." You're so different on Earth in this outfit. ”
When the second elder heard this, he looked down at his outfit.
He was dressed in a dark black robe that reached the ground, a pointed hat, a scepter in his hand, and an energy orb on the top.
Isn't that weird?!
This is a special costume of the Interstellar Federation, representing the high status of the wearer!
People who are not at the elder level can't wear it!
In the end, the second elder reluctantly rejected Ji Tang.
This elder's robe has a circle on it, yes
Play a little defensive.
If he really replaces it, according to his strength, he is afraid that he will be squeezed into scum by the earth's defense and self-defense system.
The shopkeeper turned on the television, and a TV series was playing on it.
The second elder turned his head and glanced at it inadvertently, and his eyes suddenly widened: "Sacrifice, Priest, that's you!" ”
The second elder pointed to the television.
He sighed with emotion: "I didn't expect you to have such a high status on the earth so soon." Worthy of my lord! ”
Ji Tang didn't bring the second elder back to the Jiang family, but this was seen by Jiang Yu, who loves to watch videos.
He killed Tang Tang in front of Ji Tang: "I didn't expect you to be such a person!" You even gave birth to a child, and you have grown so big! ”
Jiang Yu looked at the one-meter-tall Second Elder next to him and was heartbroken.
"How can you deceive my brother's feelings!"
Ordinary people would only think that Ji Tang brought an acquaintance's child out to play, but Jiang Yu didn't think so.
Ji Tang glanced at the second elder, and then turned his head to look at Jiang Yu: "What's wrong with your eyes?" How could such a beautiful little fairy of mine give birth to a child like this? ”
It would be nice to have a baby, but the interstellar federation's fertility rate is there.
Jiang Yu looked down at the one-meter-tall villain, he pinched the tip of the second elder's hat and lifted it up.
"! Scared the baby to death! "That's definitely older than his dad!
It's just that in the video, he doesn't see it very clearly.
The wide brim covered the villain's face, and Ji Tang was able to give food to the villain, so he thought that the villain was Ji Tang's child.
The second elder was very angry at Jiang Yu for lifting the hat that represented his noble identity, this earthling must be challenging his authority!
Without hesitation, the second elder grabbed the staff and wanted to knock it on his head, but stopped at the last moment.
"Soul Rejuvenation Grass!" The Second Elder's eyes widened, eager to grab Jiang Yu's head, in fact, he did the same.
The second elder tugged at Jiang Yu's hat.
Jiang Yu is almost crazy: his image must not be lost!