At the time of the unitary period, Guozijian and Qinghe Academy were dismissed.

Gu Xiaoshun went to Nanxiang and Master Lu to learn art, and Gu Yan asked for leave on the grounds that he was unwell.

Naturally, he wasn't really unwell, he deliberately took a leave of absence in order to carry out the plan of the anti-brother-in-law Justice League with Xiao Jingkong.

"Why hasn't the little monk come back yet?" Gu Yan paced around the courtyard.

Yao asked funny, "Isn't your body uncomfortable?" ”

Gu Yan coughed lightly: "I, I'll blow the wind for a while, it's much better." ”

Yao knew that he was deliberately skipping class, but he didn't say anything because of his physical condition.

Yao's month is getting bigger, Gu Yan is not hot, she is so hot that she sweats, she went back to the house to take a bath.

Gu Yan looked around at the door, and he didn't know how long he looked, and finally waited for the little monk to come back.

"Why are you so late?" Gu Yan asked.

The little clear man sighed like a little adult: "Isn't it too late for my aunt and grandfather?" I said that I could come back by myself, but my aunt and grandfather were not at ease, so I had to wait for him. ”

Guozijian is not far from Bishui Hutong, and Xiao Jingkong walks every day, and he won't get lost with his eyes closed.

But adults and children always think differently, his safety range is this alley, more than a little bit of the adults in the family is not enough to worry.

Gu Yan looked at both ends of the alley and took Xiao Jingkong's hand: "Okay, let's not talk about this for now, my sister and brother-in-law are coming back soon." ”

This means that the two of them are going to start doing bad things in secret.

But for the first time, they have to think long-term.

Today, the medical hall and the Hanlin Academy are not busy, Gu Jiao and Xiao Liulang arrived home very early, and after arriving home, Xiao Liulang went to the study to check the homework of the small clearance.

He does his homework faster than Gu Yan, so he usually checks him first.

Gu Jiao went to the stove house.

Gu Yan squinted, quietly came to the outside of the stove house and peeked inside, and found that his sister was actually making salted bean curd!

Yes!

It's addictive to sending salted bean curd to my brother-in-law, isn't it?

I even made bean curd with my own hands!

Gu Yan's heart was churning in the sea of vinegar, Xiao Jingkong slipped out of the study under the pretext of peeing, and the two Xiao Zuojing hid behind the begonia tree, exchanging information from each other one by one.

Xiao Jingkong said fiercely: "Jiaojiao went to Hanlin Academy to pick up the bad brother-in-law, and they went home together!" ”

Gu Yan was so angry, his sister didn't even pick him up from school!

Gu Yan gritted his teeth and said, "My sister is making salted bean curd, and I'm making it for my brother-in-law again!" It's not our share! ”

The little pure ethereal machine moves, and you can count it!

"Jiaojiao! Grandpa called you! Xiao Jingkong came to the outside of the stove house and said to Gu Jiao with a cute face.

Gu Jiao put down the spoon and said, "Oh, okay, then I'll go over." ”

As soon as she walked with her front foot, two little craftsmen flashed in with her back foot.

The two looked at each other, smiled evilly, picked up the spice jar, and poured it into the bean curd!

"Add some salt!"

"Hot sauce!"

"Octagonal!"

"Sichuan pepper!"

"And this, this!" Gu Yan took out a jar from the innermost part of the cupboard, "Lotus seed heart, super bitter!" ”

Xiao Jingkong made a posture that was so bitter that he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, and he got up and trembled with laughter!

After the two of them finished doing bad things, they just put the last jar back in the cupboard, Gu Jiao came back, and she said in astonishment: "Aunt and Grandpa Fang Cai didn't call me." ”

Xiao Jingkong spread his hands solemnly: "Ah, that may be that I heard it wrong!" ”

"What are you two doing here?" Gu Jiao asked.

Their eyes flashed.

Gu Yan said calmly: "Oh, didn't you make bean curd for your brother-in-law?" We've got you covered! ”

Xiao Qingkong hurriedly agreed: "Yes! Help Jiaojiao get over! ”

Gu Jiao sighed and said, "Douhua is not made for your brother-in-law, it is made for you." Last time, I only bought bean curd for your brother-in-law, but I didn't buy it for you, and you seem to be quite disappointed, so I came back early today and made a bowl for you personally. You've come just in time, hurry up and eat! ”

The two of them looked at the dark cuisine that they had brutally destroyed with countless spices, and their hearts were hit by 10,000 thunder crits-

The two little spirits want to cry without tears, and now they regret that they can't have time, woo......

Gu Jiao looked at the two of them whose expressions were gradually cracking, and asked strangely, "What's wrong?" Don't like to eat the bean curd I made? ”

Woo, you can't help it!

Otherwise, I won't lose to my bad brother-in-law!

They love Jiaojiao more than a bad brother-in-law!

The two took out their respective small bowls, and Gu Yan scooped a big spoonful for Xiao Jingkong: "You are a younger brother, you eat more." ”

Xiao Qingkong scooped a bigger spoonful for Gu Yan: "In ancient times, Kong Rong let pears, and now there is clear space for bean curd, Brother Yan eat more." ”

Gu Yan: "No, it's better for you to eat more, you have to grow taller." ”

Xiao Qingspace: "I'm still young, I can grow taller and taller slowly, and it's more important for Brother Yan to take care of his body." ”

Come on, hurt each other!

The first action of the Anti-Brother-in-law Justice League ended in failure to hurt each other!

……

Until the end of the meal, Gu Yan and Xiao Jingkong both had noses that were not noses and eyes that were not eyes.

"Humph!" The little headroom skimmed his face.

"Huh!" Gu Yan also skimmed his face!

Everyone is confused, what's the situation? Why are you fighting again?

After dinner, Gu Jiao continued to study her black powder, and when she was halfway through the study, Father-in-law Qin came.

Gonggong Qin actually jumped off the carriage when he was old, and almost didn't fall to the ground.

"Father-in-law Qin, slow down!" Gu Xiaoshun, who happened to be at the door, helped him.

Gonggong Qin wiped the sweat on his forehead and smiled: "Thank you, Brother Xiaoshun!" Brother Xiaoshun, is your sister here? ”

"Yes! In the backyard! Gu Xiaoshun said, shouting inside, "Sister! Someone is looking for you! It's Gonggong Qin! ”

Gu Jiao put away the bottles and cans on the ground, stood up and looked at Father-in-law Qin who was hurrying: "Father-in-law Qin is so late, is my aunt looking for me?" ”

Father-in-law Qin said anxiously: "Oh, yes...... No! ”

Gu Jiao asked, "Is it or not?" ”

"Hey!" Gonggong Qin pinched himself, "Look at my mouth, I won't speak when I'm in a hurry, it's such a Gu girl, the Queen Mother, she was stuck by a fish bone while eating fish, the card is very deep, the imperial doctors are not in a rut, I will come to you!" ”

"Okay, I'll go into the palace with you." Gu Jiao returned to the east house, took the small medicine box, and went out with Father-in-law Qin.

But before she could get into the carriage, another carriage stopped at the door of the house.

Father-in-law Wei stepped down from the carriage, also looking anxious: "Miss Gu! Miss Gu! ”

Gu Jiao sighed: "Grandpa Wei also came to me?" ”

Gonggong Wei said breathlessly, "Your Majesty...... His Majesty invited Miss Gu to go to Huaqing Palace...... Someone got hurt! ”

Gonggong Qin grabbed Gu Jiao's sleeve: "Miss Gu, you go to see the Queen Mother first!" ”

"What's wrong with the Queen Mother?" Father-in-law Wei didn't wait for Father-in-law Qin to answer, and grabbed Gu Jiao's other sleeve, "Life is at stake, Miss Gu will go to Huaqing Palace with the old slave first!" ”

Qin Gonggong said fairly: "The Queen Mother's life is also at stake!" She's coughing up blood! ”

The main reason is that the queen mother didn't take the fish bones seriously at first, and swallowed a few mouthfuls of rice with the soil method, but instead of swallowing the fish bones, she cut her throat.

Gu Jiao said to Wei Gong: "Take the fish bones quickly, I'll come over after I finish taking them." ”

Father-in-law Wei raised his hand: "But ......"

No, but.

Gu Jiao got into Father-in-law Qin's carriage.

Gonggong Qin breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart, the Queen Mother didn't care for the girl in vain!

Someone was hurt, though?

Who is injured and makes Your Majesty so nervous?

The two went to Inshou Palace.

Empress Dowager Zhuang was so uncomfortable that she had something stuck in her throat, and it hurt when she swallowed it, the queen mother's phoenix body was a big matter, and the imperial doctors didn't dare to blindly pry open the queen mother's mouth.

Fortunately, Gu Jiao came, and all the imperial doctors felt relieved.

Gu Jiao opened the small medicine box, took out gloves and put them on, and picked out a cold tweezer.

"Don't mourn the family!" When Empress Dowager Zhuang saw the tweezers, her whole person was not good.

"Soon, it doesn't hurt at all." Gu Jiao coaxed.

"Don't, don't! Don't mourn home! Empress Dowager Zhuang refused.

Gu Jiao turned her head to look at everyone: "Father-in-law Qin, you guys go out first." ”

Empress Dowager Zhuang: "Don't go out!" ”

Gonggong Qin coughed lightly and retreated with the imperial doctor and the palace people.

Empress Dowager Zhuang: ...... I'm not your queen mother! Said yes, I was scared!

Empress Dowager Zhuang covered her mouth and jumped off the phoenix bed with a sigh.

Gu Jiao chased her all over the dormitory.

The two of them played a cat-and-mouse game.

Gonggong Qin looked at the figure projected on the window paper and shook his head, this is also a blind look.

In the end, Empress Dowager Zhuang was still caught up by Gu Jiao.

She covered her mouth stiffly: "Don't mourn the family!" ”

Gu Jiao coaxed: "Okay, I don't need it, I'll take a look, right?" ”

Empress Dowager Zhuang said: "Then, then you give me this thing!" ”

Gu Jiao obediently gave her the tweezers: "Open your mouth and let me see if I can use medicine." ”

Empress Dowager Zhuang opened her mouth wide.

A silver light flashed, and with a bang, Gu Jiao took out her fish bones with another pair of tweezers.

Empress Dowager Zhuang: "......"

Gu Jiao said: "Okay, it's no big deal, but you have to raise your throat for a while, use your voice less, and eat lightly." She said and said to the door, "Father-in-law Qin, come in." ”

Gonggong Qin walked into the dormitory with a smile.

Empress Dowager Zhuang glared at someone with a cold expression!

Gonggong Qin's neck shrank and hid behind Gu Jiao.

said that on the other side, Gonggong Wei returned to Huaqing Palace alone.

The emperor was the only one, and Long Yan couldn't help but be furious: "What's the matter? What about the little miracle doctor? Didn't I tell you to bring her in anyway? ”

Gonggong Wei sneered: "The slave went to invite, but ...... Little Doctor ......"

The emperor said coldly: "If you have something to say, just say it!" Don't spit it out! ”

Gonggong Wei turned his heart and said, "The Queen Mother is also sick, and the little divine doctor asked Gonggong Qin to call her away." ”

The emperor laughed sarcastically, he slammed his fist on the table, and said with a sneer: "Hasn't her wind cold long ago healed? She was still in good spirits when I went to give her the peace charm, why did she get so sick that she needed to call a doctor after a while? Isn't there a royal doctor in the palace? ”

Father-in-law Wei thought for a while: "This ...... I heard that it was an accident and stuck a fish bone. ”

The emperor's smile became more and more sarcastic: "I was so sick last time, I was reluctant to tell the little divine doctor, but now I just called the little divine doctor to the palace with just a fish bone, do you say she did it on purpose!" Does she know? ”

"Your Majesty......" Gonggong Qin didn't know how to answer at all.

The emperor clenched his fists and said, "Okay, she is the first year of junior high school, don't blame me for being fifteen!" ”

"Your Majesty! Miss Gu is here! The little eunuch outside the door reported.

The emperor gave Duke Qin a look, and Duke Qin understood and personally went to the outside of Huaqing Palace to welcome Gu Jiao in.

Gu Jiao only knew that someone in Huaqing Palace was injured, but she didn't know who was injured, and it wasn't until she entered the side hall of Huaqing Palace that she found that the injury that needed to be treated by herself turned out to be Concubine Jing.

Gu Jiao didn't ask why Concubine Jing, who was supposed to live in the nunnery, appeared in the emperor's bedroom, and it seemed that Renshou Palace didn't know about it, otherwise Gonggong Qin wouldn't have muttered all the way.

Gu Jiao looked at Concubine Jing who was unconscious.

Well, the minister only said that he should not go to the nunnery in the future, but did not say that he could not come to the Huaqing Palace for medical treatment.

Rounding up is available today.

Gu Jiao put the small medicine box on the table and began to check the injuries for Concubine Jing.

"What's wrong with her?" Gu Jiao asked.

The emperor looked at Concubine Jing and said distressedly: "The concubine fell, she went to pick fruit for me, but accidentally rolled down the steps. ”

There is a small orchard at the back of the nunnery, which is planted with seasonal melons and fruits, and when the fruit is abundant in each season, Concubine Jing will pick some for the emperor to send to the palace.

The emperor took the initiative to talk about the reason why Concubine Jing entered the palace: "I went to visit my mother today, and I heard the bad news as soon as I returned to the palace. ”

"She's not badly injured." Gu Jiao said.

The emperor's eyes were deep and he said, "But I'm worried that she will have other accidents. ”

It's not easy to guess this, whether it means that Concubine Jing is prone to accidents when she is old, or whether someone is secretly unfavorable to Concubine Jing and has repeatedly caused accidents to Concubine Jing, I don't know.

Gu Jiao didn't ask.

Concubine Jing had abrasions of varying degrees on her right elbow, left palm, and right thigh and knee, accompanied by a slight fever, and was diagnosed with a recent wind chill.

Gu Jiao prescribed a prescription and asked Father-in-law Wei to grab the medicine: "One medicine a day, fry once in the morning and evening, take it after meals, as for her injury, just rub some gold sore medicine from the Imperial Medical Bureau, it doesn't matter if you don't wipe it." ”

Gu Jiao packed up her things and was about to leave, when the emperor suddenly smiled bitterly and said, "I thought it was very tight. ”

As a result, he still overestimated his own strength, and underestimated the eyeliner of the one in Renshou Palace!

Gu Jiao paused and said, "The Queen Mother doesn't know. ”

"Huh." The emperor sneered, "She didn't know that she would pretend to be sick at this juncture?" Fortunately, Concubine Jing was not seriously injured, what if it was serious? With such a delay, Concubine Jing's life may be gone! ”

It's a shame that she was moved because she took care of herself for a night, but now it seems that it was just a means for her to trap people, and she is simply dead and hard to change!

"The Queen Mother didn't pretend to be sick." Gu Jiao pointed to Concubine Jing on the bed, "The Queen Mother's condition is more serious than her, she really wants to pretend to be sick, why isn't she pretending to be sick?" ”

Gu Jiao didn't question Concubine Jing, she just simply gave evidence to refute the emperor.

The emperor was immediately excited: "How can Concubine Jing pretend to be sick?" She's hurt like this! You can see with your own eyes that there is still a fake! ”

Gu Jiao was not intimidated by the anger of the Son of Heaven, looked at him fixedly, and said stubbornly: "I also saw it with my own eyes on the Queen Mother's side. ”

The Emperor's gaze grew colder.

The entire side hall was quiet, and Grandpa Wei, who was waiting on the side, all held their breath, and they didn't dare to breathe.

Miss Gu is also too bold, isn't she afraid of being questioned by Her Majesty when she talks to Her Majesty like this?

The emperor was indeed so angry with Gu Jiao that he almost asked Gu Jiao about his guilt, but he finally couldn't bear it.

He turned around and said coldly, "You stand down, don't appear in front of me these days!" ”

Gu Jiao said lightly: "That's right, I also plan to tell Your Majesty that I won't come to this Huaqing Palace in the future, and if someone in Huaqing Palace is sick, please go to the doctor or imperial doctor by yourself, don't come to me." ”

The emperor turned to look at her violently: "You! ”

Hum!

Gu Jiao closed the lid of the box and left without looking back!

The emperor was so angry that his face turned green.

He looked at the small figure of someone walking away, and said angrily: "The prince has never been so presumptuous in front of me!" ”

Gu Jiao's steps paused, and she hugged the small medicine box and turned it back.

The corner of the emperor's lips hooked, he knew the power of the Son of Heaven, right?

Anyway, he didn't want to punish her sincerely, and he generously forgave her if he obediently and skillfully obeyed her.

Gu Jiao stretched out a hand.

"What?" The emperor was stunned.

"Consultation fee!" Gu Jiao said with a cold face, "Doesn't the emperor give money for medical treatment?" ”

The emperor who almost choked to death in one breath: "......!! ”

After Gu Jiao received fifty taels of silver, she left expressionlessly.

Concubine Jing woke up slowly, probably because of the pain in her body, she gasped.

The emperor noticed the movement, and hurriedly walked over and sat down on the edge of the bed: "Mother! ”

Concubine Jing pressed her groggy head: "It's so noisy, has anyone collided with Your Majesty?" ”

Gonggong Wei glanced at the emperor nervously.

The emperor tucked the corners of the quilt for Concubine Jing and said, "No, the concubine must have heard it wrong, and no one rushed into me." I was just discussing my mother's condition with the doctor, and I quarreled with my mother, but I didn't do it. ”

Gonggong Wei's expression was relieved, His Majesty still loves the little miracle doctor.

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Thanks to the brain hole in the comment area, the title of Xiao Zuojing comes from a cute little book friend