Chapter 113: The Cat Ghost is a Traitor
The winter raindrops were as cold as ice, so that the thriving Gray King finally slowed down the pace of expansion.
Lying in a small nest surrounded by a comfortable plush blanket, the Gray King's expression was very unhappy.
Today is an important day for him to lead the group of cats to pry open the door of the cats' homes. But the rain was so icy that he was too lazy to go out with the bed.
"It's the third day, and I haven't unified the southern part of the city. Ash, you've disappointed me. ”
The slender voice shook the Gray King's body. He reflexively jumped up, tail cocked, and looked in horror at the ghost that emerged from the darkness.
Even if you look at this face for two days, it's still so terrifying.
"Brother, I'm ...... I've already asked the little brother to warn those house cats, it's not lazy......" Gray King pretended to be calm.
How could the ghost not know what was going on in the heart of this stupid cat, and he didn't debunk it, but asked, "What are you going to do after those domestic cats join?" ”
"What's the meow to do? Of course, we fought together. The Grey King asked, confused.
"Didn't you notice a problem?" The ghost scoffed.
"What's the problem?"
"The nearby supermarkets and food stores have been destroyed, and our food will be gone in a while."
"Meow?" The Gray King was shocked.
As a cat, he never thought about anything other than a day later, and for a while, this time measure word was too far away for him.
He couldn't help but ask the ghost for help: "Brother Ling, what should I do?" ”
"Different cats have different uses, and female cats can be used for a fight, although they may be more fierce than male cats. But if you can't go to war, you have to arrange for them to do something else. ”
"Something else?" The Gray King couldn't think of it.
War, isn't it just that you can fight and win?
"There is a saying in human beings that before the soldiers and horses move, the grain and grass go first. Hagikai may not be big, but with the cats under your command, it will take some time to take it down. If you don't have enough food, your men will be unstable. Therefore, if there are cats that are not convenient to play, you have to arrange for them to go out to the suburbs to pick some fruit......"
"Wow!"
The Gray King was dumbfounded.
"Just a 'wow' word and that's it?" The ghost was displeased.
He is such a natural talent, and he is only worth a "wow" word?
Stupid cats!
"That ......"
The Gray King racked his brains and thought for a while, and then he praised him: "Brother, you are really a heifer into the dynamite barrel - the NB has exploded." ”
"I like this~"
The ghost laughed and hooked up with the Gray King.
Although there seemed to be something strange about this sentence, he knew that the gray king's little brain melon seed had done his best.
"By the way, what do you decide to do with those domestic cats in captivity?"
"Human ......"
Hearing this word that he hated deeply, the Gray King immediately showed a murderous expression: "Of course they are all killed!" ”
“……”
The ghost scratched his dark brain, and he had a headache.
He can't be allowed to kill wantonly, that's a death order from his master. If this is not done well, he is afraid that his balls will be kicked by his master.
"Stupid!"
The ghost immediately slapped the gray king's brain and accused: "You really think you are the master of the world?" ”
"Huh? Isn't it? The Grey King was puzzled.
It stands to reason that he should be angry when he was slapped on the brain, but in the past two days, his back seems to have been slapped a little bit by ghosts, and he is used to it.
"Humans aren't as simple as you think. You can change the world by dreaming and drive them into a hurry, won't they? The ghost sneered.
The Gray King shuddered behind him, wagged his tail restlessly, and asked, "They also know this secret?" ”
"Do you remember the human who threw the fireball at you that day?"
The ghost lowered his voice, which made the already sharp sound even more like a mosquito flying, and the Gray King couldn't help but scratch his ears.
"I remember, didn't you tell me not to go to him? I didn't go. ”
"And how do you think he would react when he saw you mutilating his countrymen?"
"Scolding, tearing up the pillow?"
The Gray King treated others with himself, and thought of Cheng Hai's angry and ruined picture.
"Childish, that guy has great powers, why can't he fight against your two armies?" The ghost asked rhetorically.
The Gray King was puzzled: "But our army has a million, and he only has one ......"
"You're going to take a million?"
The ghost gave him an angry smile, rubbed his cat's head and said, "What about your third-level head?" Are you a third-class A? What about your army of millions? Show it to me. ”
"I ......"
The Gray King bowed his head aggrievedly.
Isn't that a word used to describe that we cats are more than humans?
Why is he rubbing my head?
"Little Ash, listen to me! People can't be killed! ”
The ghost turned his back and looked at the sky outside seriously: "Let's not mention that guy can take you on the head of a cat among the ten thousand cats, but you want to become the man of the Dirty Meow King...... No, the male cat, don't be blind. ”
"But if I let humans go so much, will I give them a chance to make a comeback?" The Gray King frowned.
He wasn't too stupid to think of this hidden danger.
In the misty light, the ghost turned to the side, raised a finger and said, "I'll teach you another common saying, called boiling a frog in warm water." You can't do anything too quickly, first control the population little by little, wait until they gradually get used to it, and then increase the shackles on their bodies, so that you can eliminate the human race little by little. ”
"And how am I going to cook them?" The Gray King couldn't think of it.
"Didn't I say it, control their population. Don't you remember what they did to you? The ghost smirked.
The Gray King's eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "Family planning? ”
"There is progress."
The ghost scratched his stomach in satisfaction, his heart filled with the pleasure of mischief.
Cheng Hai only told him that he couldn't let the Gray King kill people wantonly, but he didn't tell him that he couldn't do anything else. Anyway, those cats are also cut by humans all day long, so it should be okay to change to adults...... Right?
"Good! Good! That's a good idea! Brother, you're such a ghost! ”
The Gray King said hello three times in a row, excited about the ghost's proposal, and the cat and the ghost had a common language.
The ghost was very fond of such a boast, and his eyes showed the kindness of an old father: "Little gray gray, learn more from your brother's wisdom, and you will become a real king." ”
"Can you stop calling me Ash? I'm Elvis! The Gray King was dissatisfied.
This would be detrimental to his majesty.
"Any questions?" The ghost was dissatisfied: "Your name is all given by me, according to the seniority, you should actually call me Dad." ”
"Daddy?"
"Hey."
"No, I didn't call you!" The Gray King was furious, "How can the king of a new world have such a childish nickname!" ”
"One yard is one yard, although I call you Little Gray Gray, but outside you are still the Gray King who surrendered to the hundred cats, and the two are not in conflict. This is the same as the relationship between the two of us, I treat you as a brother, and you call me Dad, which is not a conflict. The ghost explained his fallacies in a serious manner.
"Meow meow?"
The Gray King was stunned, and he couldn't sort out the logical relationship for a while.
"Don't, call Dad first." The ghost said unhappily.
The Gray King hesitated for a while, and then said, "That...... Father? ”
"Hey!"
The ghost laughed heartily and was very happy.
This cat and ghost are unexpectedly in harmony.
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