Chapter Twenty-Nine: Mouth Cannon Attacks Expose People's Shortcomings
Three-pointed, two-edged guns? With a dog and three eyes, Erlang God! ”
Zhang Xuan leaned on the stone and said with a smile: "We have no grievances and no enemies, what are you doing here?" ”
Yang Jian saw that Zhang Xuan's hair was quite long, and he was bulging with a big belly, like a pregnant woman, with a tail swaying non-stop.
This is body language, Yang Jian knows, the animal wagging its tail, indicating that it is very comfortable.
"Since you know me, you should know that I am the nephew of the Jade Emperor, and you dare to cause trouble at the Pan Tao Conference, you really don't take Heaven in your eyes! See how I get you! Yang Jian asked.
"Hiccup!"
Zhang Xuan burped, and the ultra-high concentration of mana kept expanding in his body, making it difficult for him to move, but he was still not too nervous.
"Don't worry, I want to kill your prestige in words, I heard that your mother married a mortal, gave birth to three children, and only lived two in the end.
You learned something and used an axe to split Momoyama to save your mother, but your mother only wanted her man and ran out to find your father's reincarnation, how about it, did you find it? ”
Zhang Xuan asked with a smile.
Yang Jian's face was furious when he heard this, but he was chilled all over the hot day.
His father Yang Tianyou heard that a heavenly soldier came down to arrest him, and confessed on the spot, he and his brother Yang Jiao fled with his sister Yang Chan, and then his brother died, and he went through hardships and dangers to save his mother.
Unfortunately, the mother did not care about the two siblings, and went to look for the father.
This kind of thing is Yang Jian's hatred in his heart, and when Zhang Xuan mentioned it, he immediately became angry and stabbed him with a gun.
But Zhang Xuan was slippery, leaning on the stone, using the method of shifting shapes and shadows, shuttling among Yang Jian's gun shadows.
Zhang Xuan's mouth still didn't stop:
"You say, a fairy, so many male fairies in the sky didn't take a fancy to it, why did she take a fancy to your father Yang Tianyou?
Thesis talent, your father is not even a show talent, in terms of appearance, your father can only be regarded as upper-middle, in terms of character, and he has no responsibility! ”
"Shut up!"
Yang Jianqi's face was flushed, but it was a trick.
Zhang Xuan only felt that the space was instantly sluggish, and his slippery figure also became in the city.
When the Jade Emperor in the sky heard Zhang Xuan's words, his face sank, her sister took a fancy to a man, and it was really useless.
A man, character, mind, talent, appearance, these can be without, but not without responsibility.
At this point, Yang Jian's father Yang Tianyou can be described as cowardly to the extreme!
The rest of the immortals also had a stiff face, this kind of thing, they didn't want to post any comments, at best, they were just talking about it in their stomachs.
"Die!"
Yang Jian's mana skyrocketed, and it hit Zhang Xuan's throat in an instant, but that Zhang Xuan was just a phantom, and his true body had already come to mid-air.
"What? I've blocked the space ~you~~! ”
Yang Jian was shocked, Zhang Xuan still leaned on the stone and said with a smile:
"I know that the space is blocked by you, and you will change Tiangang, so I simply win with speed, but I didn't expect this afterimage fist to be quite good!"
"Carving insect skills!"
Yang Jian sneered, and his figure flashed but he came directly to Zhang Xuan, but Zhang Xuan turned into a streamer and disappeared.
"No, with such a big belly, I can't move, let's rest first!"
Zhang Xuan instantly turned into a pot-bellied plum tree and rested in the forest.
"This is the net of heaven and earth, where can you escape!"
Yang Jian sneered, but he flew away, his eyes widened in his forehead, but he saw a big-bellied plum tree in the forest, which was transformed by Zhang Xuan.
"I didn't expect this demon monkey to have a little change technique! Look how I tease you! ”
Yang Jian smiled, but his arms shook and turned into a woodpecker with a long beak and red feathers.
"Duh~! Aggressive~! ”
The woodpecker stood on the pot-bellied plum, and its sharp and hard beak pecked at the plum.
Peck Zhang Xuan's skin hurt for a while, and immediately turned into a dandelion and went away with the wind.
"Change~"
Erlang pinched the magic trick, but it turned into a sparrow, and pounced on the dandelion.
"Poof~"
Zhang Xuan changed again, turned into a crucian carp, and escaped into the cracks of the stones in the water to hide.
"In the water? I'm the Erlang Zhenjun of the Guanjiang Estuary! ”
Yang Jian smiled, twisted his body, but turned into a water snake and slipped into the water.
The water snake attacked, Zhang Xuan's body swung, and he had already turned into a white crane, and he was about to catch the water snake.
But with a flick of the water snake's tail, it turned into an eagle and swooped directly towards the white crane.
When the gods and immortals saw Zhang Xuan and Yang Jian's two methods of change, they also secretly applauded.
They haven't encountered such a wonderful competition for many years.
Not long after, Zhang Xuan turned into a toad, hiding in the grass.
This toad has no natural enemies, Yang Jian saw Zhang Xuan's despicability, but he flew away, moved Taihang Mountain, and smashed it directly towards Zhang Xuan.
Zhang Xuan immediately walked away, followed by Erlang God.
"I'm going to play with you!"
Zhang Xuan was quite helpless, and he didn't have any mana when he wanted to find some time, so he immediately slapped his ears and pulled out the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick.
"What, Zhang Xuan still has weapons?"
Li Jing and the others were taken aback, Nezha said in his heart, is this Zhang Xuan's real strength?
The gods and immortals and the demons of Huaguo Mountain were all staring at the sky intently.
Yang Jian saw that Zhang Xuan was still lying on the boulder, dancing the iron rod with his right hand, but gently rubbing his stomach with his left hand, this idle and casual attitude made him more and more irritable.
"Turn!"
Yang Jian's body flashed with golden light, and he instantly used the Xuanmen Method: Eight or Nine Xuangong, which instantly broke Zhang Xuan's stone, leaving Zhang Xuan with nothing to rely on.
"Not the son of man! I still don't digest this belly! ”
Zhang Xuan's face was displeased, so he had to stand up forcibly and compete with Yang Jian.
These eight or nine Xuangong, take the nine palace gossip, and the maximum of the Yin technique is eight.
The maximum number of yang is nine, so eight or nine can obtain Xuanzhen.
Zhang Xuan only felt that Yang Jian's strength was extremely strong, his speed was extremely fast, and every blow had the power to open mountains and split mountains.
The constant collision of weapons made Zhang Xuan feel that his body was shocked quite comfortably, just like a massage.
Dan Mei and the others saw a tornado in the sky, a strong wind, and the grass, trees, earth and stones were all blown out, and the weapons exchanged blows, which was like thunder.
In the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor saw his nephew playing his best, but he still couldn't help Zhang Xuan, and he was even more anxious, and the reputation of his nephew could be ruined by this Zhang Xuan this time.
The gods also found out that something was wrong, and Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, wait for Lao Dao to help Erlang Xiaosheng!" ”
As he spoke, Lao Jun took down an iron ring from his left arm.
Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "What kind of weapon is this?" ”
"This is King Kong Zhuo, also known as King Kong Set, it is Kungang Tempering, and it is also Dan pointed, it can set all things, and it can be the most self-defense, wait for me to drop it and beat him!" Lao Jun said with a smile.
Zhang Xuan was enjoying this high-frequency vibration massage, and suddenly felt that the space was torn apart, and his head was immediately beaten, and he was dizzy and nauseous, and immediately fell off the cloud.
Seeing this, the roaring dog bit Zhang Xuan's leg with a sound.
It took a while for Zhang Xuan to come back to his senses, and he said in his heart that Laojun's subordinates were merciful, otherwise my head would burst like a watermelon, and I could only walk away.