Chapter 4: I Did It, Feel Free!
Failed to fight, the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple were all a little disappointed, and the red hair, who looked like a turkey, couldn't help but say: "Boss, this little cub is not honest if he beats him, and he will be honest if he beats him!" ”
"Yarn!" Brother Turtle glared at him: "Turkey, times have changed, and now it is a harmonious society, do you understand?"
"If you can't fight, you won't fight, it's real when you get the money!"
"Got it, boss." The red-haired turkey turned his face away and pouted, obviously not agreeing with Brother Turtle's point of view.
Brother Turtle shook his head, didn't bother to talk about him, and raised the wine bottle with a smile: "Brothers, come and go!" ”
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Drunk, Brother Turtle returned home, and his wife couldn't help complaining: "Drink so much ...... again"
"Where's Pip-Nyima!" Brother Turtle casually slapped his wife to the ground with a big mouth and cried:
"You know how to hit me! Hit me as soon as I drink! You don't have me in your heart at all, why did you marry me in the first place! ”
"!" Brother Turtle scolded: "Why did Lao Tzu marry you in the first place, and I didn't have any points in my heart?"
"If I don't marry you, I'll be sentenced!"
beat his wife with the strength of wine, and Brother Turtle didn't take off his shoes and lay down on the bed, and soon snored.
His wife was beaten and her nose and face were swollen, and she had to cry silently while waiting for Brother Turtle to take off his shoes and socks.
Brother Turtle slept like a dead pig and didn't know it, and after serving him, his wife cried and went to sleep on the sofa in the living room.
The drunken turtle brother likes to get drunk when he sleeps, so his wife is used to leaving the room to him.
Brother Turtle slept in a daze, and when he heard someone shouting at him to drink, he forced his spirits to prop up his heavy eyelids and opened his eyes, and found that it was still a barbecue stall drinking and skewers tonight. The person who shouted at him to drink was the little boss of the paper shop, and the little boss clinked glasses with him with a full glass of wine: "Brother Turtle, I'm not very good at talking, if there is anything offended, you can bear more!"
"This cup, I'll do it, you feel free!"
"Hah!" Brother Turtle smiled, this is the current social harmony, and going back ten years will at least discount his leg!
"So, doing business is about making money with harmony, how can you make money if you don't get along, right?" Brother Turtle smiled and changed the posture of grasping the wine bottle, and the little boss asked in a daze:
"Brother Turtle, I did it, why don't you drink it?"
"That's so interesting!" Brother Turtle squinted at him with a playful face: "What's the matter? I'm going to have to do it too, huh?
"No, what can you do with me if I don't do it?"
"I'm going to be unhappy......" The little boss's voice suddenly became eerie and terrifying, and Brother Turtle just wanted to ask "What can you do to me if you're not happy", but he saw a fire under the little boss's skin!
Brother Turtle thought that he had seen it wrong, but he didn't know that the fire under the little boss's skin would come out of his body in the next second!
"Whew", the little boss's head burned into flames, and in the flames was an eerie and terrifying skull! The skull's black hole glared at him, and he raised a bone hand that was also burning with raging flames, and pointed at Brother Turtle at the sharpest point of his finger bones: "Why don't you drink it?" ”
Ghost Rider?
Groove ...... Brother Turtle was so shocked that his hairs stood on end, and he hurriedly wanted to ask the younger brothers for help, but suddenly found that the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple were gone, and even the owner of the barbecue stall didn't know when it disappeared!
The whole road is empty only at the intersection and a few piles of flames, it's almost half of July, after dark, people often burn paper at the intersection, this is a very common thing, but those few piles of flames that no one plays with are like ghost fires, and they look even more weird and terrifying under the frequent flickering yellow street lamps!
"Why don't you drink it?" The sharp finger bones almost poked into Brother Turtle's garlic nose, Brother Turtle was so frightened that he ducked back and sat on the ground: "Drink, drink!" Don't kill me! I drink I drink I drink I drink! ”
Trembling and picking up the wine bottle, Brother Turtle sweated and blew to his mouth, his hands trembled as if he had Parkinson's, and he only drank two sips and squirted out, not only did he spray beer foam in his mouth but also in his nostrils, Brother Turtle knelt on the ground with tears in his eyes and begged:
"Please, please spare me, woo......"
"Brother Turtle, you are so polite!" The familiar voice made Brother Turtle come back to his senses, kneeling on the ground and looking up at the "Evil Ghost Rider" at a tearful forty-five degree angle, Brother Turtle suddenly found that the "Evil Ghost Rider" had changed back into the little boss of the paper shop, and the little boss was smiling and holding a wine glass and said to him:
"Brother Turtle, I'll toast you again!"
Don't...... Are they all hallucinations? Brother Turtle looked around with a confused face, and found that the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple were all back again, holding the wine bottle in his backhand in unison and staring at the "little boss", the owner of the barbecue stall was sweating on the skewers, and the air was still filled with the smell of cumin he sprinkled!
On the empty road, there appeared an old man walking a bend, a big sister running at night, and a little pot friend whistling by......
Although there are still a few piles of flames at the intersection, they are all around people, and the flames are also red......
Everything returned to normal, as if it really was just an illusion. Brother Turtle was stunned for two seconds, pretended to be calm and got up and sat on the small bench, wiped his tears, and laughed at himself: "I miss my relatives every festival!"
"Lao Tzu is hallucinating! You may not believe it, but I saw him turn into a ghost ...... just now."
"Is that so?" The little boss's voice became eerie again, and Brother Turtle's scalp exploded at that time!
"Ghost Rider" smiled grimly, and the burning bone hand held the wine glass: "I did it, you are free!" ”
Brother Turtle: "......"
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Brother Turtle woke up feeling groggy in his head, his waist and legs were sore, and his energy was low, as if his body had been hollowed out.
I'm already awake, but I just can't get up. Brother Turtle collapsed on the bed and struggled for a long time, and finally gave up.
His wife gently pushed the door in, the slap marks on her face had not disappeared, and she called him angrily: "My husband has eaten." ”
Eat a skewer! Didn't you see that Lao Tzu was sick? Brother Turtle wanted to scold his wife, but his voice was hoarse and speechless:
"Uh......"
"What's wrong with you, husband?" His wife was startled, only to see that Brother Turtle's face was pale and his lips were black, and he was so haggard that he didn't see this sturdy man all night, and the tattooed shawl dragon shrank into a leather shrimp!
Brother Turtle shook his head weakly, and his wife hurriedly went to help him up: "Let's go to the doctor!" ”
Look at the yarn! Lao Tzu is strong, what to see! In the past, Brother Turtle had a headache and a cold and said so, but today Brother Turtle was cowardly, nodded weakly, and helped his wife to get out of bed reluctantly.
Just then a group of people walked into his house, and the turkey shouted at him, "Boss, here we are!" ”
These brothers all ate with Brother Turtle and got very close, especially the turkey and the key to his house.
Brother Gu asked them to come over last night and go to Pan's paper shop again to find Pan Yang to collect money for plastic bags.
Now that these brothers are coming as promised, Brother Turtle himself has taken it with him......