Chapter XXVII
What's the situation? I'm crazy? I'm going to kill people? I'm a good man! Isn't it just eating more? Is there such a horror? This is probably not the most exaggerated version? I'm afraid that in a while there will be rumors all over the sky.
Linglong is really a dumb person who eats Coptis chinensis and can't say it, everyone understands the truth that the three of them become tigers, and I don't know what it will be like when the time comes. It seems that it is time for Linglong to do something to stop the situation!
"Hey, you two, come here!" Linglong threw the melon seeds in her hand under the big tree on the side, clapped her hands, and shouted to the two subordinates who had just passed by her.
"Little, miss!" the two men looked back in horror.
These two people almost shouted for help, Linglong sneered.
"You said that the conversation between the two of us wouldn't be overheard by Miss!"
"No, we're not loud! And isn't Miss far away from us?"
"Yes, yes! Let's not mess around, let's see what Miss has to say. β
Two subordinates whispered.
"What are you two talking about, why don't you come over quickly!" Linglong said with her hands on her hips, a little displeased.
I'm going to see what you're going to do!
"Yes, yes!
The two subordinates walked over with a slight tremble, as if they were not facing their young lady, but a murderer, for fear that one would kill the two of them if they were not careful.
"What the hell are you two doing behind my back?" asked Linglong knowingly.
"Miss, I don't understand what Miss is talking about. A subordinate still wanted to quibble, ready to fish in troubled waters to fool this matter over, but the slightest uneasiness in his tone had already exposed the timidity in his heart.
"Do you really not know, or do you pretend not to know!" Linglong looked at the two of them with a pair of sharp eyes.
Although Linglong is naughty on weekdays, she always gives others a feeling of being naΓ―ve, plus she always fights with her subordinates, so she always feels that her own lady is easy to talk to, and it is not a good thing to talk about the master's affairs in private.
Seeing that Miss is so harsh today, I am afraid that I will scare the courage of those two subordinates.
"Miss, the cheap slave is wrong, please punish the miss!" another subordinate who didn't dare to squeak suddenly knelt on his legs and said in a panic. When another subordinate saw him like this, he did the same. Maybe I was thinking that if I didn't tell the truth like this, neither of them would have good fruit to eat, after all, it was the first time they had seen each other.
"What's wrong?
"The fault lies in the fact that the slave should not criticize the master. β
"Didn't you just say you didn't know? Besides, I didn't hear you talk about anything, but I just saw you sneaky and a little curious. "Someone, keep pretending, the devil knows what kind of medicine is sold in the Linglong gourd.
I saw the two subordinates look at each other, and there was a kind of desire to slap their mouths, which made Linglong feel happy for a while, it seems that this is the effect she wants.
"Besides, I didn't want to punish you, why are you so nervous?" Linglong buttoned her nails with an indifferent expression, as if the 'man-eater' just now was not her.
The faces of the two became more and more ugly, and there was a feeling of lifting a stone to hit their own feet.
"Miss, what are you going to do, give us a good time!" said a subordinate with a crying voice, Linglong 'tortured' them like this, they finally couldn't stand it anymore, and Linglong was waiting for this sentence.
"What are you doing? I'm going to eat you like this. Linglong looked at the two of them innocently.
"No, no, no, we just say, what does Miss want us to do and call us, so that if you don't say anything, we, we. A subordinate spoke quieter and quieter.
"What will happen to you? Okay, don't tease you two, get up quickly!" 'The man has gold under his knees', even if you are a subordinate, you are not allowed to kneel like this casually. β
"Yes, miss. The two stood up and patted their trouser legs.
"You two get closer, if you can do what I say, I am not guilty of what you are talking about me behind my back today. β
"Really?" the two of them couldn't believe it, but they were afraid that Linglong would trick them and make them do something out of the ordinary. In that case, they don't have the guts, everyone eats together, who wants to put their lives on the line?
"Don't worry, you'll only need a moment, and Miss Ben will reward you when you're done. Linglong saw that the two of them were a little worried, so she said that she would give them some more benefits.
When the two of them heard that there was a reward, their pupils dilated a lot.
"Miss, you say. The two flattered.
"You guys first... And then ...... like this" Linglong whispered in the ears of the two of them, and the two nodded in approval as they listened.
"Alright, you go now, as fast as possible, preferably in a stick of incense. β
"Understood! The two swore an oath, and after saying that, they went their separate ways.
After Linglong saw the two leave, she went to the boudoir and grabbed a handful of melon seeds, ready to continue watching cats and dogs fight. But when Linglong came out, they had already made a truce, and Linglong felt bored and walked to the edge of the pool, peeling melon seeds and feeding the fish.
"Little Guizi, have you heard? Miss seems to have bulimia, and just after lunch, she asked someone to bring her food. I think the young lady is planning to give up on herself and prop herself to death. One subordinate said mysteriously to another.
That's right! This rumor spread was one of the two subordinates just now. His job is to get more people to pay attention to it, the more the better.
"Sure enough, in fact, I heard the rumors at first, but I was never sure, but it seems that what you said is really true. β
"Yes, God knows this, you know it, I know it, but you are not allowed to tell anyone! I told you that I took you as a brother. β
"No problem, everyone knows that my little Guizi's mouth is the strictest. Xiao Guizi patted her chest and said that she was very reliable.
However, everyone knows that Xiao Guizi is a big mouth, and he can't hold things at all. And the subordinate who spread the rumors deliberately wanted to tell him about it, and if he told him, then the matter would be half the success.
Sure enough, as soon as the subordinate who spread the rumors separated from Xiao Guizi, he saw Xiao Guizi whispering to a few maidservants.
"Have you heard? Miss she is sick, she has to eat three bowls of rice every day, and after eating, she secretly eats half of a pork leg with the old lady on her back! I see, Miss may be terminally ill, tsk!" Xiao Guizi looked sorry.
The maidservants around listened to it with embarrassment, amazement, and reluctance.
So the rumors spread bigger and bigger, and the more outrageous they became.
"Hey, have you heard? Miss She has to eat five bowls of rice a day, and then she has to eat a whole pig to barely get enough to eat. Others say that Miss is returning to the light, and she is going to die!"
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"I heard that Miss has a pig for a meal, but she still can't eat enough, everyone says that Miss is making the last struggle, and she has to be a full ghost when she dies. I really pity our young lady. β
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"I heard that Miss She, in fact, has returned to the West. Now all we see is her shell, and in order to maintain her appearance, she must eat a lot of food every day. And I will secretly absorb the essence of men at night, and I won't go out at night in the future, otherwise I will definitely become the primary target of the young lady with this handsome face!"
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"I heard..."