Chapter 1000: Amazing Acting

In the pigpen walled city, Ah Xing and Fat Tsai Cong stood at the door.

"Ah Xing, is this really okay?"

Weighing nearly two hundred pounds, the honest and honest Fat Boy Cong scratched his head.

"Stupid!"

Ah Xing slapped Fat Satoshi on the head hard.

"No one will know that we are fake Axe Gang, and besides, don't you have two axes tattooed on your stomach? In this way, others will believe it even more! ”

"What's our slogan?"

Ah Xing looked at Fat Satoshi with disgust.

"Do you really want to say it?" Fat Tsai Cong was a little embarrassed, he felt that this slogan was embarrassing.

"Speak up!"

"I'm the craziest in the world, we are the Black Society!"

Fat Satoshi whispered.

"Let's go, let's go in!" Ah Xing looked at the pigpen walled city.

People are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden.

Ah Xing has been bullied since he was a child, when he was a child, others said that he was a fool, and Ah Xing would be beaten violently in three days, and some people even urinated on his head.

Ah Xing didn't understand, he was very puzzled.

I've never wanted to bully someone, but why do I always bully him?

Do honest people deserve to be bullied!

People always have to make changes!

Ah Xing is like this, he is determined to join the biggest gang in the magic capital, the Axe Gang, and he wants to become an existence that others fear.

Today, Ah Xing has decided to take the first bold step forward for change.

That's the pretend Axe Gang!

Walking into the pig cage walled city, Ah Xing and Fat Boy Cong slowly walked into a hair-cutting room.

"Cut your hair?"

"My eldest brother cuts his hair!"

Ah Xing lowered his head as much as possible not to let the young man see his expression, he was a little weak, after all, he was not really an axe gang, but a disguise.

"If you want to become a black club, start by blackmailing a barber!" Ah Xing thought in his heart.

Titicaca –

The sound of cutting heads flew by.

"Wumao, thank you!"

The harmless young barber Jiang Bang stretched out his hand to Ah Xing.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" Sauce Explosion pointed at the fat boy Cong who had just cut his head and said proudly, and touched his ass after speaking.

How do you find faults?

Damn, why is this person so good at cutting his hair?

Lao Tzu still thinks that the cut is not good-looking, and he starts blackmailing!

"Why are you so pretty?"

Ah Xing said seriously to the sauce explosion.

Sauce Burst: "??? ”

Is this guy stupid?

You don't want to cut your hair beautifully?

It's the first time I've heard of people who are not happy to cut their hair!

"Find fault!" After Ah Xing finished speaking, the fat boy Cong who was sitting on the chair took off his clothes.

The fat on the belly is very obvious, white and clean, and there are two axes tattooed on the belly!

"Big brother, don't be angry, he's my friend, I'll tell him."

Ah Xing walked to the side with the sauce explosion in his arms.

"See? You also take the money from the big brother of the Axe Gang? My eldest brother is angry, and today you will give me five yuan. Ah Xing had a bitter expression.

This young man looks like an honest man, and it seems that he has been frightened by success!

The first blackmail was successful!

Five bucks!

Five dollars in 1973 can cost a long, long time.

However, Sauce Explosion pointed at Ah Xing.

"You're blackmailing me?"

"That's right, I'm blackmailing you? Big brother, he doesn't agree! ”

Ah Xing turned his head and saw that his head was full of black lines.

WDNMD!

If you are not afraid of an opponent like a god, you are afraid of an opponent like a pig.

Fat Satoshi fell asleep in his chair.

"I'll tell you when you're finished, my eldest brother will cut people when he wakes up, and he will cut people!"

"I'm not afraid, you kill me, and thousands of me!"

After the sauce exploded, the people outside the door blocked the door.

"Bird? The big brother of the Axe Gang takes a nap here, which one is not afraid of death to take a step forward! ”

Ah Xing said calmly and viciously.

Rustle Rustle –

The people outside the door took a step forward!

"Oh, that's not negotiable, the rules of the rivers and lakes are single-handed! You can't fight in groups! Ah Xing waved his hand and looked for the target.

In a group of people, Ah Xing aimed at a dark-skinned middle-aged aunt.

"The aunt who took the green onion came out, and her expression was so fierce? Come on, I'll give you a punch! ”

Bang –

The dark-skinned middle-aged aunt hit Ah Xing on the stomach.

Poof—

Ah Xing's stomach curled up and his mouth spat out blood.

Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, Ah Xing stared at the middle-aged aunt in disbelief.

"What do you do?"

"I'm a farmer!"

Ah Xing: "??? ”

"Farm the land, plant the land, hurry up!"

"Neurotic!"

The middle-aged aunt returned to the crowd after speaking.

"You, give me that dwarf, I've been unhappy with you for a long time!" Ah Xing continued to point to a young man in the crowd who looked to be only 1.5 meters.

But who knew that the young man was sitting on a stool and stood up close to two meters!

"Damn, high enough, high enough. I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about you! Old man, you look very dragged, heads-up! ”

The old man came out of the crowd, wearing glasses, and looked to be in his sixties, but he had eight-pack abs on his stomach, and his chest muscles were bigger than a woman's.

Ah Xing: "??? ”

"I didn't say you old man, you sit down for me! Do a good job, little ghost, I've put up with you for a long time. That's right, that's you! ”

The child came out of the crowd, and his chest muscles were also bigger than the woman's.

"it!"

Ah Xing collapsed.

I just want to pick and pinch the soft persimmons, don't you have soft persimmons here for me to pinch them?

"He's blackmailing me!" Sauce Blast found the landlord.

Ah Xing turned his head to look.

"Fat woman, you are the person in charge!" Ah Xing said to the landlord.

The landlord took off his pink slippers and held a cigarette in his hand.

"Fat woman?"

Smack-

The slippers hit Ah Xing hard in the face.

"Hey, my eldest brother is the boss of the Axe Gang!"

"The Axe Gang!"

Smack-

"Eldest sister, your own people!"

"My own people!"

Smack-

In the end, Ah Xing was beaten into a corner.

"Don't force me, I'm going to call someone!" Ah Xing took out a cannon from his pocket.

It's still in the air after it's ignited.

"A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet!"

I heard the screams of a man after the explosion of the artillery battle...

"Ka-"

Chen Huai took the loudspeaker and said the word card.

"Teacher Ye Xuan, are you okay?"

The actor who played the landlord in "Kung Fu" looked at Ye Xuan awkwardly.

All of them were real fights before, which means that the middle-aged actress who played the landlord slapped Ye Xuan several times with slippers.

Of course, it will definitely not be forced, and the sound effect can be matched in the later stage.

But the middle-aged actress is still a little reluctant.

"It's fine."

Ye Xuan waved his hand to show that he didn't care.

The following plot is that Ah Xing accidentally blew up the real Axe Gang boss with a cannonball, and the Axe Gang boss wanted to hack the sauce to death, and then the master here frothed at the mouth of the Axe Gang boss, and the real Axe Gang boss appeared with a group of younger brothers, and the three martial arts masters beat the group of Axe Gang people to the ground...

There is no Ah Xing next, that is, the starring role of "Kung Fu"!

"Mr. Ye, one pass, awesome!"

Chen Huai gave Ye Xuan a thumbs up, there was no hypocrisy in his eyes and he was full of admiration!

Seven or eight minutes of footage, there is not a single card, the group performance and Ye Xuan's acting skills are all online!

Especially Ye Xuan's performance made Chen Huai very amazed!