Chapter 0610 - Oh Oh! The spicy Xu Xian is going to die!!! ∑(゚Д゚ノ)ノ
"Annie, what are you doing now?"
After packing up her things, Xu Jiaorong once again carried a bamboo basket and prepared to go out to the increasingly lively market in Qiantang County.
Now, she has indulged in the pleasure of shopping every day, and she can't wait to buy every good thing she sees back to her home to prepare! No, as the end of the year draws closer, she will go out to the market almost every day to shop hard, and she will easily not come back without filling a whole basket.
"I'm busy......"
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Little Annie, who was leaning sideways, half-kneeling and half-sitting on the Taishi's chair, yawned, and then began to rub her sleepy eyes.
Yes, Anne didn't talk nonsense, she was really busy just now, busy combing the power in her body, because now in addition to the space gem completely eaten, she is now starting to study the three gems of reality, soul and power in her hands, as well as the power of the rules of the replica although it is not the original, but it is exactly the same time and mind gem.
Merely......
When she closed her eyes and studied and pondered in the spiritual world, she accidentally fell asleep.
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That's why there is the illusion that in the eyes of others, she is sleeping crooked on the Taishi chair and has just woken up.
"You're busy sleeping, aren't you?"
Originally, Xu Jiaorong wanted the other party to go out with her, but when she saw this little guy like this, she couldn't bear it a little, and she didn't know if she should ask for such a little guy like that?
"Not really!"
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If she really wanted to sleep, she would definitely run back to her room to sleep, because it would be more comfortable in bed, so that she wouldn't fall into the chair and doze off! Just now, she really just fell asleep accidentally, because studying such things is really boring, and it's not fun at all!
"Alas......"
Xu Jiaorong shook her head, and looked at the little guy in front of her who was sitting cross-legged, half-sideways, sitting on the Taishi chair, although he was wearing the skirt of the Great Song Dynasty, but he didn't have the slightest lady-like appearance, and couldn't help sighing.
For a while, she didn't know what to say, and she had no hope of teaching the other party etiquette, don't even think about it, she couldn't train this little devil to be a 'fair lady'.
Because, Xu Jiaorong has long found out that this little guy seems to have a good upbringing, and he also has a lot of Fanbang etiquette that she doesn't understand, but this little guy just likes to be so wanton!
Whether at home or outside, the other party just likes to mess around with his own temperament, and he is what he wants, and he really has the kind of doing whatever he wants, and he doesn't take the words and eyes of outsiders in his eyes at all, let alone keep it in his heart.
Therefore, after reluctantly teaching for a few days, Xu Jiaorong reluctantly gave up, and no longer expected to be able to teach this little girl well on her own to master the basic etiquette of the Great Song Dynasty.
"Anne, are you really not going to the market with your aunt and me today? The other day, I remember you weren't in the bazaar with the kids and having a great time?! ”
Seeing that the little girl had nothing to do all day long, didn't learn to be a girl, didn't work, and had no intention of going out to play today, she knew that she was fooling around with a group of idlers at home, which made Xu Jiaorong a little overwhelmed, so she tentatively persuaded her.
She thinks that it's not good for children to stay at home all day, even if they really have nothing to do, it's okay to run out and play around, where can they mix with those lazy guys?
"No......
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"That's not fun at all, I'm not going to go shopping and haggling with you, I'm in trouble! I won't mess around with those dirty, slug-dragging little broken kids! ”
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Little Anne began to think in pieces, anyway, she didn't want to go anywhere today, she just wanted to stay at home.
Two days ago, she went with the other party for a walk because it was fresh, and then found that there didn't seem to be anything interesting in the market, that is, a group of people got together to buy and sell those boring things for eating and drinking.
Of course, not everything is boring, like that sugar man or something is fun, but what...... Once the novelty passes, in fact, that's it.
And the only thing that relieved Anne a few days ago was that she seemed to have reached a tacit agreement with some people that she could blatantly take out those fruits and eat them, and no longer have to worry about the trouble of her master coming to her suddenly!
"You little ghost!"
"Forget it, if you don't go, I'll go alone, it's really a waste of hurting you!!"
Seeing that the other party didn't appreciate it, and didn't have the slightest intention of going out with her, Xu Jiaorong was so angry that she turned around and planned to go out the door, ready to continue to go to the market alone, continue to prepare for her New Year's goods and go shopping with the vendors!
With so many people in the family and more things to buy this year, she had more opportunities than usual to haggle with the vendors and keep her entertained...... After all, there are really too few entertainment projects in this era, so this kind of grand occasion that only happens once a year is really rare for her Xu Jiaorong, especially now that she has money, she can buy it casually, and she doesn't have to suffer too much after gains and losses.
"You can ask Uncle Li to go with you, isn't he at home today?"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
Little Anne suddenly remembered that she didn't seem to see that Uncle Li for two or three days.
Of course, it is very likely that the other party comes back late every night, and then goes out early in the morning to go to work?
Think about it, when the other party came back, her Queen Anne had already eaten and ran to play alone, and when the other party went out, she was still sleeping in the quilt in her room!
Those grown-ups are the kind of boring creatures that know how to go to work and work all day long! Replace it with Anne herself, so she won't be wronged to waste her time doing things she doesn't want to do!
Anyway, she doesn't know what's fun about going to work at all, you know, ordinary people's lives are already very short, and they waste time in those things, only to find out after burping their heads that they still have a lot of fun and delicious things to enjoy, then it's a big loss!
"Ahh Little Annie, you really don't know?! ”
As if she had seen a ghost, Xu Jiaorong suddenly turned around and glared at a little girl with a yawn and a natural expression.
"What do I know?"
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Anne was a little puzzled, could it be that she had missed something important again?
This is obviously not the way it should be...... Because she was at home every night and didn't run around anywhere, how could there be anything she didn't know?!
“……”
"Your Uncle Li, together with the other uncles who caught him, had already taken a few caught felons to Jinhua County in the south a few days ago! They may not be able to come back until the end of the year. ”
"Alas! Although they all went to the prisoner cart on horseback, it was almost the New Year, and that Yang Zhixian didn't know how to understand the arresters, so he wouldn't wait for the New Year to be sent out? The left and right are just some prisoners who have committed serious crimes, and they have to be sent at this time?! ”
It's okay not to talk about this matter, but Xu Jiaorong is angry when she talks about it!!
That Yang Zhixian is too good at calling people, and he didn't send it sooner or later, but he chose to call people at this important time near the end of the year, so I don't know how to be considerate of being a subordinate? In this world, where is there a time to appoint a prisoner to escort the prisoner? What can the kind of felons who have committed crimes be left in prison for a year and a half, and can they still escape?!
Of course, this kind of thing, she Xu Jiaorong just dared to complain in her own home, but she didn't dare to go out and chew her tongue.
"Oh......"
Σ(゚д゚lll)
"It turns out that he ran out to play, Uncle Li, they are really happy......"
Thinking that Uncle Li and they were able to go out on horseback for more than ten days, little Anne herself couldn't help but sigh with some regret.
It's a pity that she didn't know it at the time, otherwise, she would have to find a way to follow!
"Play? Where can I play? Are you kidding, little one!? ”
Shaking her head again, Xu Jiaorong didn't plan to explain too much, and sighed when she was ready to go out and do what she had to do.
She wouldn't explain to this little guy: escorting the prisoner, and he is also a felon, and the matter is very urgent, and even a dozen fast horses and mules have been dispatched, then it will definitely not be a trivial matter, maybe there will be danger?
But no matter what, there really is no better way for her than to wait patiently at home. But...... Fortunately, there is this little guy at home to talk with her to relieve her boredom, and there are so many big families to stay together to talk and chat at night, which makes her feel a lot more stable.
Now, this place is still like a home, if his official Li Gongfu is not at home, and his younger brother is sent to Suzhou and cannot come back, if he is left alone at home, then it is really desolate......
"Huh?"
"Monk Sha, aren't you drinking and boxing with your second senior brother outside, why did you run back alone now?"
Before he could go out, he almost bumped into a 'bald' monk who was covered in alcohol, Xu Jiaorong covered his nose and took two steps back, letting this guy, who was a little drunk and still smelling of alcohol, walk into the hall.
Seriously, Xu Jiaorong really doesn't like this thief monk who drinks and eats meat, and of course, she doesn't like the other party's fat-headed and big-eared second senior brother who drinks and eats meat even more! She felt that the other party's behavior was blasphemy against Buddhism and Bodhisattvas, and she should not be in the name of a monk.
"Whoa! I just got a catcher and asked me to hand over this letter from Suzhou to you! ”
"Say yes...... A post in Suzhou, let the tolerance be expedited and sent back by the way? ”
After speaking, Monk Sha touched a crumpled letter out of his arms, then waved his hand, and without waiting for the other party to react, he ran out first.
Because if he doesn't hurry back, the second senior brother in the fresh food shop will probably have to eat up the food alone! Originally, he planned to come back in the afternoon, but the letter seemed to be urgent, so he was reluctantly instructed by his 'second senior brother' to come back first.
"This ......"
"I don't seem to recognize all the words, Anne, come, you read them to my aunt?"
Her official Li Gongfu is not at home, and he doesn't recognize too many words, plus the words written by this Yicheng are like wild grass, in addition to the three words of Li Gongfu on the outside of the envelope, she can't understand a word of what ghost characters are written on the letterhead in the envelope!
So, she had no choice but to ask for help, and looked at a certain little guy who was munching melon seeds on the side. Moreover, I don't know why, she has a hunch that this letter should be related to her younger brother in Suzhou? Because no matter what she thinks, except for her younger brother Xu Xian in Suzhou, it seems that her family really can't think of anyone worth writing to.
It's strange to say, Xu Jiaorong discovered a strange thing early, that is: whether it is herself or her official Li Gongfu, the words that the couple seem to recognize are not as small as Anne?
Anyway, she often saw that the officials of her family also took the official documents of the government to ask this little guy, and she didn't know where the other party learned the writing of their Great Song Dynasty, and they learned it so well?
"Of course there is a problem with wood!!"
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Anne simply stretched out her hand, took the letterhead from Aunt Li's hand, and began to glance at the sheets of paper with calligraphy written on them from top to bottom, from right to left.
"It's really ......"
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"These uncles are such weirdos that they won't break a sentence...... How many punctuation marks will you die if you write? Even if you don't know how to use punctuation, why don't you just just point a dot with ink? ”
"What a weirdo ......"
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Whether it's the other party's scribbling, or typos, or even more ugly than the ghost drawing she wrote, Little Anne doesn't really care, she can recognize it!
But......
The other party writes without punctuation, and writes all the words in one breath from beginning to end, without paragraphs, what the hell is this? If any elementary school student dares to write an essay like this, once the teacher shows it, it will definitely be the worst and worst score, and then he will be called his parents, right?
But fortunately, little Anne's own skills are in place, although it took her a little more time, in the end she still barely broke the sentence and successfully figured out what was above!
"Huh?!"
!!! ∑(゚Д゚ノ)ノ
However, when she finally figured out what was written in the letter, little Anne was a little surprised......
"What's wrong Annie, what kind of expression do you have, so weird?"
Just now, Xu Jiaorong didn't care about the other party's mouth or something, just waited patiently, and didn't rush to urge.
But......
Now the surprised expression on the other party's little face made Xu Jiaorong's heart, which was originally relatively calm and expectant, suddenly become suspended.
Could it be that her younger brother in Suzhou had an accident?
Probably not, right? Didn't her official say that the other party seemed to be a doctor who grabbed medicine and prescribed prescriptions in a pharmacy called 'Jirentang', where could something happen? This letter is just that Yicheng's observation of her younger brother Xu Xian and her routine greetings and correspondence to her husband Li Gongfu, it should be like that, right?!
"Oh no!!"
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"Aunt Li, your younger brother, that guy named Xu Xian, he seems to be dying!!"
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Finally, in Xu Jiaorong's expectation, little Annie began to shout!
That's right, if the content of this letter is not nonsense, and the guy named Suzhou Yicheng has not written too much wrong, after omitting a lot of nonsense about shirking responsibility and temptation, the rest of the text means this: To Li Gongfu, the head catcher of Qiantang County, so that his brother-in-law Xu Hanwen had an accident in Suzhou, and now he is not lightly conscious, and he is not in danger, and he wants to see the other party for the last time?!
Anyway, that's probably it!
So, Anne is right, that guy named Xu Xian Xu Hanwen, he seems to be dying, she really didn't talk nonsense!!
"Chinese ......"
The little girl's words exploded in her ears like a thunderbolt on a sunny day!
Then Xu Jiaorong straightened her eyes, and stood in the Li family hall in a daze for a while, then she suddenly only felt that her eyes were black, and then her body was soft, and she didn't know anything lyrical......
"Hey! Aunt Lee?! ”
(ノ°Д°)ノ
Seeing this, little Anne had no choice but to quickly throw away the letter, jump down from the chair barefoot, and stepped forward to support the other party.
"Wow! Come on, someone's going to die!! ”
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Seeing that her little arms and legs were a little unable to support Aunt Li, who was lying on the ground on her stomach, Anne had no choice but to open her throat and summon the adults in the backyard garden who only ate and did not work.
“……”
Crackling, banging......
After the strange sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the backyard, soon, five or weapons in their hands, fierce fairies, monsters and robbers rushed out in unison.
"Who did it, I'm going to chop him alive now!!"
found that her child's godmother actually fainted at home, thinking that she had accidentally mixed into the thief's second master, she immediately held up the black and bright kitchen knife in her hand, intending to find a certain thief, and then the white knife went in and the red knife went out, and directly abolished the other party?
Anyway, they have done a lot of murder and arson, and he will never let go of the bastards who dare to break into his house and hurt his family!
"Huh?!"
Just rushed out, and Zixia, who didn't hold a weapon, immediately found the few letterheads that were thrown all over the ground by Little Annie, and then frowned, then picked them up and began to browse quickly.
"I see......"
"Don't be nervous, there are no thieves here! Jingjing, come, let's help Sister Xu up first and send her back to the room. ”
Knowing what the reason was, she stepped forward a little helplessly, and in the hands of Little Annie, who had little arms and legs, she picked up the body of Xu Jiaorong, who was nominally their sister, and began to help each other back to the bedroom with her apprentice.
"I'll look at ......"
After Chun Thirty Niang, who was holding the child, watched her master and sister help that Xu Jiaorong to leave, she began to walk to the table for the first time and read the letter she had scribbled in a hurry.
"Ahh So that's the case, and it's really bad! ”
It's okay now, the 'Sister Xu' who usually takes care of their big family was frightened and fainted, and that Li Gongfu is not at home now, what should I do about this matter, she doesn't know much about it.
She is good at killing people and setting fires, but when it comes to curing diseases and saving people, and she is still a mortal who is dying, she can't do it! After all, she's just a thousand-year-old spider spirit who does all kinds of evil...... Perhaps, they can only wait for the other party to wake up slowly and see if they can help?
“……”
"Second master, you cook at noon!!"
After reading it in Chun Thirty Niang, the big boss of the Axe Gang also came over to read the letter, and then he didn't think about it, and directly instructed a second master who was not very literate and wanted to come over to see the excitement.
The words recognized by the other party add up to less than two hands, what kind of fun is it haphasing? Moreover, there was nothing nice in the letter, and he didn't bother to explain it to the other party.
"Why?"
"I also have to take care of my wife and children, where do I have time to cook for you?!"
The other party didn't read to him, and wanted to assign himself to work, but the second master quit on the spot.
“……”
"Because you're holding a kitchen knife from the kitchen!!"
“……”
"That's good! I'm going to kill a chicken now, then chop it up and put it in a cauldron, and let's eat clay chicken porridge at noon!! ”
looked at the other party's serious face, then looked at the big black kitchen knife in his hand, and finally, thinking that his wife and children were hungry, the second master could only nod very aggrievedly.
“!!”
"You're not going to do anything else than that?"
In the past few days, all kinds of porridge to replenish the body, Supreme Treasure has really had enough, and he now misses the days when he was in the Axe Gang, drinking wine in big bowls and eating meat in large pieces.
"Humph!"
"I'm going to do it now, why don't you help you cook for yourself?"
"Don't think!"
"I'm your helper, no big or small, have you ever seen someone who needs to cook by himself?"
“……”
"Gang leader, you better wake up, our Axe Gang has already broken up......"
"Nope! As long as there is a place where we are, it's the Axe Gang! One day, we will definitely carry it forward again! ”
A certain big boss made this look like he was holding his head up, looking high-spirited.
“……”
"I'd better kill the chicken, I'll keep the chicken butt for you."
“!!”
"Why not chicken legs?"
"The two chicken legs are my son and my wife!"
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