011 Xiao Dan come and sleep with me

Meat is fond of eating, and even has a larger appetite. But to say that such a cute girl is Marshal Tianpeng, I'm afraid that if you are not a fool on the street, you won't believe it!

Marshal Tianpeng, isn't that Zhu Bajie!

Even if he was named the messenger of the Pure Altar after learning the scriptures from the West, the relationship between the appearance is too strange, where can there be a little bit of a match with flesh and meat?!

At the same time as the meat made a sound, he directly called Yu Yang to do it. "Brother Yu, rely on you, beat him up, I'll invite you to drink bayberry juice!"

In Flesh's new voice, there was not only her voice, there was obviously a second person beside her.

It is a very immature child's exclusive milk sound, after listening to it a few times, you can be sure that the little doll is shouting "Xiao Dan come quickly, I want you to sleep with me".

can also determine the identity of this little baby, Rou Rou has said before, it is her little nephew who does not call her aunt and always calls Xiao Dan.

When Yu Yang responded to the words, Lan Qi explained very straightforwardly.

"Rou Rou was indeed Marshal Tianpeng in her previous life, and as for the Pure Altar Messenger, she is just a nickname, which can be regarded as the recognition of the gods of the Heavenly Court on her."

When it came to the appearance of the nickname of the messenger of the Meat Purification Altar, Lan Qi was also interested.

Compared with the original movement of Zhan Xianlin Orange Orange Soaring into an Immortal, it was just a year of vacation cultivation for Wenqu Xingjun, and the meat was relatively ruthless.

If you offend a literati in the world, you will definitely be scandalized to the extreme. Even if it is the Ming Jun of the past dynasties, there is a chance that he will be smeared to a certain number of steps.

As a Wenqu Xingjun who writes legends and stories for the gods and goddesses of the heavenly court to increase the number of believers in the mortal world, the pen in his hand is related to the fixed impression of the immortals in the mortal world.

The image of Marshal Tianpeng of flesh and meat is to start from the peach feast held by the Queen Mother of the West that year, when Xiao Xian'e arranged Marshal Tianpeng and Wenqu Xingjun to the same table.

The peach banquet of the Queen Mother of the West, although the wine and delicacies on each table will be supplied by the little fairies in unlimited quantities, each immortal can only get one peach.

Wenqu Xingjun chatted with his friends in the immortal class for a few more sentences, but when he looked at the table again, he found that the female marshal of Tianpeng, whose face was a little red, only left him two peach pits, and even muttered drunkenly that this year's peach is a little small, not as big as the water last time.

The peach of the Queen Mother of the West is so precious, Wenqu Xingjun is naturally married to Marshal Tianpeng in a drunken dream.

Sure enough, although the myths of most of the immortals deviated a little from the official history, they deviated to the point that Marshal Tianpeng completely reversed black and white, but it was definitely the first one.

"Wenqu Xingjun, this old man really has a small belly and chicken intestines, and the canopy is just eating his peach, not to mention the beauty with a sweet voice, and also placing the ghost image of the messenger of the pure altar."

"Seeing the myth written by Wenqu Xingjun for Tianpeng, Tie Guan Li estimated that it was time to laugh! He cramped and skinned Wenqu Xingjun's mount to make bacon, but he was only portrayed by Wenqu Xingjun as an ugly god who needed crutches, and he felt that he had earned it! ”

Thousands of years ago, the emotions of the gods and friends in their ears, Lan Qi still remembers it clearly.

had to obey Wenqu Xingjun's hand-to-hand operation, and completed the official business assigned to him by the Heavenly Court, not to mention, he also lost the list of immortals recorded in his small notebook.

Marshal Tianpeng was also unlucky, and when it was her turn to write her heirloom myth, something like this happened. With the rich experience relationship in the past, Wenqu Xingjun's depiction is naturally enriched.

In addition to the fact that Marshal Tianpeng is the Jade Emperor's personal seal, Zhu Bajie's identity as the messenger of the Pure Altar is nothing more than Wenqu Xingjun taking the nickname of Marshal Tianpeng in his spare time.

The origin of Zhu Bajie is precisely the dietary rules advocated by Marshal Tianpeng, one precept is exercise after meals, and the second precept is less than five meals a day and three precepts......

As for the Pure Altar Messenger, even if Tianpeng is reincarnated as a weak mortal, she can eat ten eggs a day, so it is conceivable that this nickname is very appropriate for her!

After Lan Qi gave some examples, when he chose the third person to talk about his identity in his previous life, he directly named Yu Gao's name.

"Yu Gao, the third person this week, I will teach Uncle Jiang Ziya in your previous life."

Compared to the previous Qi Qiu's previous life Tai Bai Xing and Meat's previous life Marshal Tianpeng, Lan Qi naturally wanted to give the third place this week to his senior uncle Jiang Ziya.

When Lan Qi's words came out, the whole group swiped the screen with a sigh.

Yu Gao is a little busy on weekdays, and the number of bubbling has been even less recently. was infected by a roommate in Tianjin, and opened and closed his mouth with the word you, not to mention that it really had something to do with Jiang Ziya they knew.

Jiang Ziya treats people very politely, and it is reasonable to be able to get the non-distorted heirloom myth of Wenqu Xingjun.

Why such a god was reincarnated in the mortal world, the reason for it made Lan Qi think of some of the past events with his uncle back then.

Uncle Shi is too affectionate after all, even in the past thousand years, he has never let go.

In the words of modern people, that is Daji is a scumbag who plays with feelings, a proper ancestor of the green tea world!

The number of people online is rising, but Lan Qi directly started the one-question-and-three-ignorance mode after talking about the past life tasks of the three people this week.

After ending the live broadcast of the group video, Yu Yang was the first to breathe a sigh of relief, and it took a lot of effort to maintain the image of his standard figure with his stomach tensed throughout the whole process.

As for Xi Qiu, on the contrary, he looked familiar with Yu Yang, and directly chatted about waiting for Brother Yu Yang to arrange dinner in the evening, and he arranged singing and entertainment after dinner.

It is definitely impossible to make the girl pay, and it is even more impossible for Lan Qi, a quasi-Erlang god, to pay for it.

Yu Yang doesn't care, it's just eating, no matter how much the expenses are, they can be within the scope of their own expenses. Although it wasn't Lan Qi's turn to tell who his previous life was, it was also an interesting gain to learn that Xi Qiu was a platinum star.

Thinking of Marshal Tianpeng, the previous life of the girl who was meaty, was tragically spoofed by Wenqu Xingjun, Yu Yang sent a red envelope out of the group.

"Comfort my sister, please eat tea eggs."

The price of tea eggs in the local area is generally 1.5 yuan. If the restaurant has a better environment, the price will be higher.

Originally, according to Yu Yang's habit of issuing contracts, the per capita would not exceed the uniformity, but he didn't want to determine the fact that the thirty-three per capita were one hundred when the package was touched.

As soon as Xi Qiu looked at it, he snapped his fingers handsomely.

It's a shame that he was quick once, and he was able to touch this bag. "Brother Yu Yang is mighty, this is almost enough to buy sixty tea eggs!"

Lan Qi casually checked the hundred oceans he had entered into the account balance, and when he heard Xi Qiu say this, he finally decided to speak up.

"What is your name, brother, he was your own brother in his previous life!"

The so-called weekly informing the three of them about their past lives is just a rule set by Lan Qi herself. In order to see the anxious appearance of a group of them who want to know, and have no way but to wait.

This trip to the mortal world has been out of tolerance for more than 120 years, and if you don't have more fun for yourself, then your life will be even more boring.

Collecting all the people in this group, Lan Qi also spent a lot of time. Most of them are reincarnated immortals, and at the same time, there are also a few who have quietly descended to earth without going through the process.

After seeing Bai Yu Tuanzi beckoning Shui Wa in the group to talk about Mianji, Lan Qi deliberately chatted privately.

"Sister Jade Rabbit, the water baby is only 17, according to the age of the mortal world, she is considered a minor. I'm afraid it's going to be a bit long for you to train you! ”

Lan Qi's subtext, that is, he finally came to the mortal world to play, why did he fall in love with the reincarnation of the water baby.

In his previous life, Blade of Grass was the new god of water, and as the only son of the god of water, he also became a god by inheritance of the backdoor family. The backer has a harder relationship, even the Jade Emperor has to sell his father a face.

Lan Qi was still very curious about what this guy had done, so he was directly sent to the mortal world to experience the reincarnation tribulation.

When Jade Rabbit was in Heaven, he befriended the water baby. It can be said that why the water baby was relegated to the mortal world, she must know one or two.

The confidentiality treaty he signed with Heavenly Court is one hundred and twenty years, and before the contract is renewed, if he leaks some secrets or something, it is not something that can be sanctioned by heavenly rules!

According to his efficiency in dealing with that group of little fairy children, he will have to wait at least two or three years for his new confidentiality treaty to be renewed.

At that time, he almost leaked the past lives of those people in the group.

Given that many of these people were mixed well in the mortal world, Lan Qi had a plan.

As the Erlang Shenjun of the Heavenly Court Law Enforcer, it is naturally difficult for him to do this publicly, but if he cooperates with Zhan Xianlin Chengcheng and let her come forward to do it, then there will be no problem at all!

Although it is said that the issue of sharing should be considered, it is also an additional income.

The exclusive cost of this trip is fixed every day. It's hard to buy something fun and new.

Since it is not possible to use the mana of turning stones into gold in the mortal world, it has become a big problem to have money to spend casually.

The tolerance arrangement of his own mortal arrangement was too unexpected, but it was not as prepared in advance as the Jade Rabbit Tuanzi and the Dragon King of the West Sea.

The two of them had sent the right objects to the mortal world early, and those gadgets alone were enough for them to live a comfortable and experienced life.

Lan Qi obviously knew that their small vault had a lot of things, but it was not easy to lose face and look for it.

After chatting with the little group of Jade Rabbit here, I was sure that the water baby went down to earth just because he was a good god and was potted for an unknown little fairy.

Although he didn't say anything specific, Lin Chengcheng, who was watching the excitement on the side, understood a little.

"Don't ask, just the character of the grass leaf, you can guess with your toes, it is definitely him who is a good man with the ball on his back, but he doesn't want to carry the blame The price is reincarnation."

After Yutu mixed into the astringent beer group with Bai Yu's group business card, she wouldn't bubble at all if the blades of grass weren't online on weekdays.

A while ago, Lin Chengcheng and a few of them chatted about this interesting coincidence.