Chapter 167: He's Like a Dog! (2 more)
"Yes yes yes ......"
Kong Zhenren resignedly took out the copper coin hidden in his sleeve and put it at the feet of the middle-aged man:
"Uncle, it's all here......"
"That's it?" The middle-aged man glared at him: "Dog, you dare to hide your secrets from Lao Tzu?" ”
Pushing the beauty away, the middle-aged man casually untied a snake bone whip from his waist, and as soon as Bai Sensen's snake bone whip was thrown away, it seemed to be able to be extended indefinitely, and it was slapped Kong Zhenren's face!
Kong Zhenren's face suddenly opened with flesh, wisps of black smoke floated out, and the middle-aged man "crackled" and smoked, causing Kong Zhenren to be bruised all over his body, and his clothes were ragged and now they were broken into wisps, and the hem of his robe became tassels! The middle-aged man took a deep breath, and inhaled all the black smoke floating from Kong Zhenren's body into his nostrils, and smacked his lips: "Qian Yan'er, have you broken through recently?" ”
Kong Zhenren seemed to be subject to him, and said with a smile: "No, no, it's just a little bit of progress......"
"Huh!" The middle-aged man glanced at him with a sneer: "It's useless to break through, who makes it the uncle who owes the debt!"
"Have all the recent harvests been used to break through?"
"Don't dare, don't dare to ......" Kong Zhenren shook his head with a wry smile: "I haven't met a fool recently, it's not good to fool ......"
"When will you become an immortal?" The middle-aged man walked up to Kong Zhenren naked like this, holding his little shoulders and bewitching the ghost's heart: "Qian Yan'er, you were like this when you were alive, those who were afraid of wolves and tigers before would not be able to compete with me, and you are still like this when you die!" Simply, you can do it with Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is exempt from your offering, let's eat and drink spicy and fuck together!
"What about becoming a demon? At least I'm happy! ”
Kong Zhenren's old face was wrinkled like walnut skin: "Uncle, forget it, I'm timid......
"I can't do a big deal, I'd better offer it......"
"Rubbish!" The middle-aged man pushed Kong Zhenren away, kicked Kong Zhenren's buttocks, and scolded:
"You're like a bear! Get lost! ”
"Yes, yes......" Kong Zhenren staggered to a foothold, lowered his head and wanted to go out, and the middle-aged man called him again:
"Wait! Don't come to see me next time if you don't have a golden tael! ”
"Yes, yes......" Kong Zhenren agreed, leaned his back, and staggered out from the road.
A beautiful woman crawled into the arms of a middle-aged man like a snake, pointed to Kong Zhenren's back and said:
"That guy is weird......"
"yes, I think too!" The middle-aged man pretended to think about it and said, "He looks like a dog!" ”
The beauty was amused by him, laughing so much that the middle-aged man laughed and gnawed on it!
The beauty closed her eyes and let him do whatever he wanted, but after only two seconds, the beauty suddenly opened her eyes!
She was thinning, emaciated, withered, like a dried corpse at a rate visible to the naked eye!
And the middle-aged man bit her lip and sucked and sucked hard, sucked and sucked, and let go of the beauty's struggle!
Soon, the beauty collapsed!
Collapsed into a cloud of black smoke!
The middle-aged man took a deep breath, and the black smoke was not wasted by him, and the beauty was dissipated......
With a loud burp, the middle-aged man scolded with disgust: "! Just talk a lot! ”
……
Kong Zhenren came out of the cave and was just about to take off, when he saw a white-clothed thinker sitting on the opposite hill.
Pan Yang sat on the dark mountain with his chin in his hand, which was very eye-catching, and Kong Zhenren couldn't see him if he wanted to.
Kong Zhenren's face suddenly changed greatly, and he hurriedly flew over to pick up Pan Yang and ran, flying out hundreds of miles in one go!
"What are you doing?" Kong Zhenren completely lost the cringe he had in the face of the middle-aged man before, and punched Pan Yang hard, and roared: "Who told you to follow me?" Do you know how dangerous it was just now? ”
Pan Yang roared by him, and when Kong Zhenren was tired of roaring, Pan Yang asked him: "Master, what are you going to do in that cave?" ”
"Nothing! I'm going to meet an old friend! Kong Zhenren's big face pulled the elder: "It's your turn to take care of this?"
"You have to hurry up and cultivate now! Go to the [Divine Skill Tower] first, the first choice is to learn the [Nine Yin Golden Pill Formula], if you can't learn it, you will retreat and then learn the [Taiyin Refining Divine Technique], then learn the [No Leakage Golden Body Dafa], and then learn the [Qingcheng Jade Room Formula], and then ...... That's it, the above four exercises can allow you to cultivate to the [Divine Power Realm], and when you cultivate to the [Divine Power Realm], no ghost will dare to bully you at will......"
"Master," Pan Yang grabbed Kong Zhenren's hand: "You have cultivated to the Divine Power Realm, haven't you been bullied by your old friends?" ”
Kong Zhenren's expression froze: "Nonsense! I'm good with my old friend, how could he bully me? ”
Pan Yang looked strange and picked up the "tassel" on Kong Zhenren's robe: "Are you playing love and death?" ”
Kong Zhenren's scaly wounds all over his body were repaired by themselves before he came out of the cave, but the damage to his robes could not be repaired......
Kong Zhenren's old face flushed: "What kind of love and death, I don't know what you're talking about, it's just that your clothes are torn......"
"Master, will you bring me next time?" Pan Yang's hippie smile pulled Kong Zhenren's robe: "I want to play too!" ”
"Phew! What nonsense! Kong Zhenren pushed Pan Yang: "Go, go, hurry back to Qingcheng!"
"Go up to the Divine Skill Tower first, I don't care what method you use, you must go up anyway, don't come to see me if you don't go up or not!"
"Master, you seem to have forgotten one thing!" Pan Yang hugged Kong Zhenren's neck and asked him solemnly: "You haven't told me what crime you have committed!" Why do you think so? Didn't think of anything? ”
Kong Zhenren was silent.
After a long time, Kong Zhenren also solemnly told Pan Yang: "When you cultivate to the realm of supernatural powers, I will tell you as a teacher!" ”
Pan Yang: "Really? ”
Kong Zhenren: "Seriously! ”
Pan Yang: "A word is a certainty!" ”
……
At dawn, Pan Yang woke up from his dream and returned to the Yang Realm, and he decided to go to Leshan to break into the Dragon's Lair again!
Although the last time the jade-faced Niangniang and the Leshan Giant Buddha made a lot of noise, but for the other side of the flower Pan Yang still decided to give it a go, after all, take a go, a bicycle becomes a motorcycle, a gamble, a motorcycle becomes a Land Rover......
Besides, now that Dayang Yang has long skills, even if he meets grandma again, he is not afraid, and he has a hard anus!
As usual, he went home first to steal the fat rabbit, Pan Yang hitchhiked to Leshan, and after dark, he sneaked into the dragon's lair.
Sure enough, the IQ of the other side flower was like that, although Pan Yang had wool a few times, he still stupidly sent sentries to be stationed at the entrance of the front cave. Pan Yang smiled unceremoniously, two of himself, one for the fat rabbit, and after sucking it dry, Pan Yang took the fat rabbit to the other side of the back cave to the sea of flowers......