Chapter 591: Laugh If You Want to Laugh, There Are No Outsiders
Looking at Albert who was leaving, Ye Xuan felt a little disappointed and regretful in his heart.
I originally wanted to show off my English level in front of Albert and many fans, but I also studied English with Meng Xiaotuan for several months, and it was more than enough to communicate with foreigners normally.
It's a pity that Albert didn't give him this chance, leaving a bunch of inexplicable words and leaving.
"Brothers, are you all done recording?"
A paparazzi looks at his peers.
He was a little skeptical that what he had captured on his camera was real or fake.
Especially when Albert said that he was humiliating and destroying himself, the paparazzi deliberately pinched his thighs to make sure it wasn't a dream!
It's not that cheap.
What about two people who said yes to quarrel?
What about the real PK of two people who said yes on the street, you punch me and kick me?
What kind of title should I choose for such a video?
"Shocked, Hollywood director Albert actually did such a thing on the street!" 》
However, before the paparazzi could think of a title, the people watching the excitement on the street uploaded the video recorded with their mobile phones to the Internet early.
In the video, Albert's idiom full of magical brain circuits really makes people look stupid!
"People are so ruthless now, they can scold themselves if they are ruthless!"
"I'm cracking when I'm laughing at this Nima, Albert babbled, the dog thief next to me was full of confusion, of course, I was also confused after watching the video!"
"How do you feel that Director Albert is a little less smart in his brain, or is the teacher who taught him Chinese a second fool?"
The video of Albert and Ye Xuan talking immediately appeared in the hot search on Weibo, and the netizens who watched it also laughed, and everyone laughed very happily.
Bang –
“fuck! fuck!! ”
Albert's muscles burst out and pounded hard at the desk in the hotel.
“Why? Why don't you tell me that you said the wrong idiom? Shet, I just found out that I bought a pirated copy of "The Complete Collection of Chinese Idioms"! Albert said as he continued to pound the table angrily.
This time, I was embarrassed to go to my grandmother's house!
"Do you know what Huaxia fans say about me now? Idiom ghost! Albert said and hammered down the table again to express his anger.
"It's just... It's boasting, unreasonable, standing out from the crowd, and uncomfortable shiitake mushrooms! ”
The guide next to him looked up.
"Director Albert, you're saying the wrong idiom again."
"I know, I said it blindly, I said it casually, I will never speak Chinese again!" Albert said with wide eyes and pointing at the guide.
Hangzhou E-sports Hotel.
Ye Xuan couldn't figure out the purpose of Albert's coming to find him, out of kindness, Ye Xuan posted a Weibo, but after thinking about it, Albert didn't have a Weibo.
But whether he has it or not, he will definitely send it.
"Mr. Albert, I think you speak Chinese very well, only slightly flawed, if you want I can teach you Chinese, it just so happens that I have been learning English recently."
This sentence is neither humble nor arrogant, full of Ye Xuan's kindness to the world and Albert.
Ye Xuan swore that he was definitely not yin and yang, but sincerely wanted to help Albert.
But in the eyes of netizens, Ye Xuan's Weibo is yin and yang!
"Dog thief, you don't have Twitter, I have, I've been on Twitter @Albert, don't worry, I understand, I understand."
"No, Albert, the idiom ghost, made the master laugh breathlessly, and came to see the dog thief's Weibo, and sure enough, the dog thief began to be angry again! Funny face. ”
"Albert, what a miserable person."
Ye Xuan and Albert's love and killing is far from over, this is just the beginning...
Looking at the comments of netizens, Ye Xuan sighed.
Enigmatical?
Do I look like that kind of yin and yang person?
"Brother Ye, Albert is hospitalized again!"
Lu Tianyuan, who was idle and liked to gossip, sat in a wheelchair with his mobile phone and laughed out of a pig's voice.
Ye Xuan: "??? ”
"Why are you hospitalized again?" Ye Xuan asked casually.
Is there a problem with this middle-aged man's heart, and whether a person who is angry or not is guilty of breaking the law, he is very anxious online.
"This time I wasn't angry with Brother Ye, but I smashed the table and broke my hand, look, this is a video taken by netizens of Albert being hospitalized with his face blue and covering his arm." Lu Tianyuan turned on the computer and played the video.
In the video, Albert is wearing a mask, but it is not difficult to see that he is in a depressed mood, many people around him are filming, and Albert still has words in his mouth.
"Thriving lawlessness is not a derogatory term but a positive one, self-destruction and self-inflicted humiliation is not a derogatory and positive one, etc., what are derogatory and positive terms? Shet! I will never speak Chinese again! ”
"Ugh..."
Looking at Albert Ye Xuan, who kept chanting idioms, he sighed.
This beam is considered to have been taken.
But are you to blame for all this?
Obviously Albert himself wants to show Chinese, show idioms.
Ye Xuan couldn't understand many words in Huaxia, such as Pixiu or something, not to mention Albert, an American who became a monk halfway to learn Chinese.
"I actually don't want to make enemies with director Albert, everyone is a director, and he is in the Hollywood circle, I am in the Chinese circle, there is no need to make such an embarrassment."
Ye Xuan said his thoughts with sincerity on his face.
"You've known me for a long time, and in your eyes, am I the kind of person who likes to play pretend? No! It's great for everyone to make money together and have fun together. ”
Tang Hetai: "....."
A question mark slowly appeared on Lu Tianyuan's head.
Albert was hospitalized twice, Brother Ye, you really don't have a B number in your heart?
How does he live in the courtyard, Brother Ye should be the most vocal!
The first time he was angry and had a heart attack, and the second time netizens gave him the nickname of an idiom ghost, Albert slapped the table and broke his bones...
Tang Hetai and Lu Tianyuan glanced at each other.
They know that Brother Ye is pretending to be forced, so don't talk at this time, just quietly appreciate how Brother Ye is pretending!
"You may not believe it when I say it, when I first filmed "Loyal Dog Hachiko", I was completely in the mentality of trying it out, who knew that the movie would be popular. I'm ready to run away, and then I formed the Tenglong team, alas... won a world championship, and participated in "I Am a Singer" and won the first place. I really... I don't really know what to say anymore. Ye Xuan rarely gave Tang Hetai and Lu Tianyuan the four of them what they had to say.
Brother Ye is still pretending to be forced, and he is pretending to be forced again!
Don and Tai shrugged.
Since Brother Ye wants to pretend to be forced, then continue to let him pretend, anyway, I haven't seen him pretend once or twice!
"Believe me, I'm not mad at Albert."
"Brother Ye, actually, actually, we don't have outsiders here, you can laugh if you want, rest assured that we won't spread it." Tang Hetai whispered.
Ye Xuan: "......"
There are still five chapters to be sent later...
(End of chapter)