Chapter 448-449 The Northern Song Dynasty Became a Family
Pan Yang smiled: "Do you need to say this, you look at the ...... of the flag-bearers, flag-bearers, guards, and followers next to you?"
Yuan Baoer looked over and saw that the flag was Ronaldo, Messi, Kaka, Torres, Zidane, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Pirlo, Tyson, Holyfield, Lewis, and Hopkins who were guarding, and the followers were two weeks and one percent, the four kings, and the four little kings......
This lineup is definitely not available to ordinary people, Yuan Baoer asked suspiciously: "Could this be a parody show?"
"What the hell?"
Pan Yang pulled out a lollipop from his mouth and ordered the super big sedan chair, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, watch slowly." ”
Yuan Baoer pursed her lips, and saw Tyson and Holyfield lifting the black veil covering the door of the big sedan chair from left to right, revealing a barefoot man with pale face, long hair, shawl and black robe sitting in the big sedan chair. Yuan Bao'er looked at it, and it turned out to be Qingxia, Zhilin, Zuxian, Manyu, Jiaxin, Huimin, Shuzhen, Yazhi......
Pan Yang snorted the lollipop: "This dog is quite nostalgic......
Yuan Bao'er looked at the barefoot man and then at Pan Yang: "Jin Lian, do you know that old pervert?" ”
Pan Yang sneered: "He also deserves it?" ”
At this moment, the barefoot man smiled lewdly and arched his hand to Pan Yang: "Northern Song Dynasty, Song Miaoci came to visit!"
"It's Nan Pan's family in the car?"
Yuan Bao'er was stunned: "Northern Song Dynasty? Wasn't the Northern Song Dynasty a dynasty? And what is Nanpan, is he talking about you? ”
"I'll tell you later, I'll take a look." Pan Yang instructed Yuan Bao'er: "You are here, don't move." ”
Yuan Bao'er was stunned for a moment, and inexplicably felt as if she had been taken advantage of......
Pushing the car door, Pan Yang got out of the car with a lollipop in his mouth, put his hands in his pockets, and walked to the big sedan chair.
"Plop plop plop—"
It's strange to say, as soon as Pan Yang got out of the car, Bingbing, Feifei, and Mi Mi who surrounded the Porsche 911 all collapsed!
Not falling, not plopping, not tripping, but withering like an inflatable doll leaking......
And as Pan Yang walked forward, the flag-bearers, flag-bearers, guards, sedan chairs, and followers all fell!
When Pan Yang stood in front of the big sedan chair, not only Qingxia, Zhilin, and Zuxian, who were surrounded by barefoot men, all fell, but even the super sedan chair also fell! Yuan Baoer looked at it in disbelief, and saw that from Bingbing to Kaka, from Qizu to Tyson, from Andy to Jiaxin, they were all paper people!
It's the kind of paper people that are very common in paper shops, but the workmanship is very fine, even if they all become paper people, Yuan Baoer can see who they were before, vivid and lifelike!
Is it so magical? Yuan Bao'er looked at the barefoot man in shock, and suddenly felt that it was not so magical.
But it turned out that the super sedan chair had also become paper-tied, and it couldn't hold the weight of the barefoot man at all, and the result was that the super sedan chair collapsed into a mess of garbage, and the barefoot man sat on the garbage with a confused face......
The barefoot man Song Miaoci's heart almost collapsed, why did his paper figures suddenly appear?
If you don't show up early, you don't show up late, and you have to show up when you have to pretend to be forced......
Neither Song Miaoci nor Yuan Bao'er noticed that after Pan Yang got out of the car, the paper figure flew out of the yin and evil aura, and rushed into Pan Yang's body. And the reason why the paper figure can become a real person is that this evil spirit is doing tricks. "Eight or Nine Xuangong" sucked away all the yin and evil qi at once, and the paper figures were naturally exposed in their original form. But "Eighty-Nine Xuangong" is too high-end, and Song Miaoci didn't think about it at all, just thinking that it was just exhausted.
Pan Yang walked up to Song Miaoci, who was sitting on the garbage with a confused face, and looked down at him condescendingly: "What did you just say?" The sound insulation of my car is so good, I didn't hear it, please say it again? ”
Song Miaoci: "......"
What else can he say about this situation? He came to challenge the Pan family on behalf of the Song family, but he lost face just after they met, the only thing to be thankful for is that the other party's sports car is too soundproofed and didn't hear his words, so now it is he who is embarrassed, if he repeats it again, it is the Song family who is embarrassed......
It's nothing for him to lose face, but the Song family is embarrassed......
So here comes the question, Pan Yang is now asking him, how should he answer?
Pan Yang looked at Song Miaoci's speechless appearance for a while, and asked with a smile: "You can't speak, right?" ”
"No, it's not!" Song Miaoci forcibly restrained the impulse of "Abba Aba", although it seemed that it was easy to get by, but it was actually digging a bigger hole for himself, after all, there were still paper figures lying around! Song Miaoci gritted his teeth and glared, patted his ass and stood up, and arched his hand to Pan Yang again: "Northern Song Dynasty, Song Miaoci came to visit, are you Nanpan's family?" ”
Pan Yang thought for a while: "Sort of." ”
"Actually, this is not the real strength under the bottom!" Song Miaoci dead duck pointed hard at the paper people around him:
"I took this team to rest during the day and hurry at night, and came all the way from Mukden, and it just so happened that the evil spirit of these paper people was exhausted, so the original form was revealed, which really made Pan Daoyou laugh!"
Pan Yang: "Oh......"
Oh, you're big, you don't believe me? Song Miaoci's forehead jumped and jumped, but the paper figures all over the ground were really unconvincing, so she had to say: "Pan Daoyou, please borrow a step to speak!" ”
"Okay!" Pan Yang looked at the paper sedan chair that had been pressed into a pile of garbage by Song Miaoci: "Otherwise, take my car?" ”
It's embarrassing......
Song Miaoci wanted to take a taxi in a chic way, but he was reluctant to let the paper figures in this place appear, although they appeared in their original form, they could still be used as long as they were re-injected with the evil spirit. It was not easy for him to create such an atmospheric formation, what if he left with Pan Yang, and was cleaned up as garbage by the sanitation workers later?
"Let's add a WeChat, you can send me a location when you get to ......the place," Song Miaoci pretended to be calm and said:
"I've got to clean up this place, so as not to freak out the little pot friend."
"Okay." Pan Yang added WeChat friends with him, so he got in the car and wanted to send Yuan Baoer home first, if there is a good show, Yuan Baoer can still go home? Pan Yang couldn't resist her, thinking that she was already a ghost cultivator anyway, and she knew a lot of her little secrets, so Pan Yang let her stay and pulled her to a Qing bar.
Song Miaoci stood in the night breeze, with a long body and fluttering clothes, watching the taillights of the Porsche 911 disappear.
Then he hurriedly called for help in a trembling voice, and in a few moments, a van came speeding up.
Song Miaoci, who was shivering in the night wind, hurriedly climbed into the co-pilot of the van, although the mountain city is in the south, but the winter is wet and cold, and it is also very uncomfortable. And his paper figures were picked up by the old driver of the van, and the trunk was opened, and the seats behind him were removed, otherwise they would not be able to fit so many paper figures.
Everything was packed up, the old driver got into the car to see Song Miaoci's frozen ghost, shook his head and took a military coat from the car to cover him, and took a pair of old cotton shoes: "Put it on, don't wait for your age to get sick!" ”
"Dad-" Song Miaoci was very reluctant, and the old driver tried his best to drag himself back! But after all, he was defeated by the magic attack in the south, and was forced to put on a military coat and put on old cotton shoes. ”
"Son!" The old driver, who was seven or eight points similar to Song Miaoci, was full of beard, very honest and honest, and persuaded him while driving: "Our family is a papermaker, what do you have to compare with others?"
"Running this far away in the winter......"
"Dad!" Song Miaoci covered her military coat and interrupted the old driver's words very dissatisfied: "We are the Fengtian Song family!"
"Southern Pan and Northern Song Dynasty, have you forgotten the glory of your ancestors?"
The old driver shook his head: "What time is that......
"Dad, don't interrupt, listen to me!" Song Miaoci was very serious: "Now that we are finally looking forward to the revival of the aura, it is time for our old Song family to rise!" Let's take advantage of this opportunity to get ahead of others!
"What Southern Pan and Northern Song Dynasty, our old Song family wants to become the world's first, no, the world's first major repair true family!"
The old driver smiled bitterly: "Son, what you said about the revival of aura, the cultivation of the true family or anything is not reliable, can't we live in peace?" Besides, you're all these things, and now it's a harmonious society......"
Song Miaoci frowned: "Dad, you don't understand!" I recommend you to watch "The End of the World", and you don't watch it!
"After reading it, you will understand everything!"
The old driver sighed: "It's seeing, but that's it, you can't take it as reality......"
"Dwarf Oil Dad!" Song Miaoci was so anxious that she stomped her feet: "You drive quickly, if you go late, it's like our family is afraid of him!" ”
The old driver shook his head helplessly, so he had to concentrate on following the guidance of the navigation and went to the Qing bar.
There are still a few hundred meters away from the Qing bar, so Song Miaoci shouted to stop, changed into a Tang suit, and walked over on foot in black cloth shoes. The old driver could only shake his head at this, his son is really a demon.
However, this world does seem to have revived the aura that his son said, which directly proves that the paper man is alive!
Otherwise, the old driver would not have gone crazy with his son - perhaps, the son can really regain the glory of his ancestors?
……
"Yo?" Pan Yang looked at Song Miaoci sitting in front of him from top to bottom: "Why did you change your clothes?"
"Shoes on, too?"
Song Miaoci's old face flushed: "Low-key, low-key." ”
Pan Yang: "Oh......"
"Pan Daoyou," Song Miaoci decisively changed the topic: "Now that the aura is recovering, what we have learned all our lives can finally be ......"
"Wait a minute!" Pan Yang couldn't help but interrupt him: "Reiki revival? No, why do you say that? ”
Song Miaoci looked left and right, everyone was playing in the bar, and no one noticed them, so he moved a chair to Pan Yang's side, and mysteriously lowered his voice and said, "Didn't you find out?"
"Our ancestral skills are all spiritual, I couldn't do it before, but I don't know why it's been done recently! This must be the revival of Reiki! The way of the world has changed, and our ancestral ability is actually to cultivate the truth! ”
Like, it's really a bit of a revival of aura...... Pan Yang has also seen the Internet and thought about it:
"When did you find out?"
"It's just the last time!" Song Miaoci recalled: "Recently, "Approaching Superstition" has been broadcasting strange things......"
Pan Yang frowned: "Do you remember which issue it was from?" ”
"I can't remember." Song Miaoci shook her head and said seriously: "Pan Daoyou, don't you feel it?" ”
"It's okay." Pan Yang looked back at Yuan Bao'er, who was staring at her with big eyes, and told her to be low-key with her eyes.
"Is that a feeling?" Song Miaoci arched his hand to Pan Yang: "Pan Daoyou, I won't tell you, I'm here to talk to you this time!" Nanpan and Northern Song have been the leaders in the industry for hundreds of years!
"Please also ask Pan Daoyou to give me advice!"
The Internet has seen too much of you! The corners of Pan Yang's mouth twitched twice covertly: "What is there to learn about......
"Pan Daoyou, isn't he afraid of hurting his harmony?" Song Miaoci came prepared, and pretended to think about it:
"Why don't you do that, I've heard that the Great Wall lately makes a weird 'click' sound at night! Let's go and see how about it? If there is really a ghostly monster, we will eliminate the harm for the people!
"When the time comes, each will show their magical powers, and it can be regarded as a competition, I don't know what Pan Daoyou wants?"
Pan Yang frowned, and found that things were not simple! He has dealt with many problems such as the Leshan Giant Buddha, Kunlun Mountain Death Valley, Tianshan Tianchi and so on, and now there is a situation on the Great Wall! Is this going to bloom everywhere? How did this not happen before? Who's behind it?
The Seven Spider Sisters appeared in the Death Valley of Kunlun Mountain and Tianchi in Tianshan Mountain, but did not appear in the Leshan Giant Buddha! Does this mean that the great sage is not the only one who is making ghosts? But who else but the Great Sage?
The purpose of the Great Sage and that ghost can't be to revive the aura, right? After thinking for a moment, Pan Yang said:
"Okay."
"Refreshing!" Song Miaoci arched her hand with satisfaction: "Pan Daoyou, three days later, let's have a dragon battle in Shanhaiguan!" I won't bother today, let's see you in Shanhaiguan in three days! Leave! ”
The corners of Pan Yang's mouth twitched twice concealedly: "What, let's discuss something?" ”
Song Miaoci stretched out his hand: "Daoyou, but it doesn't hurt to say it!" ”
Pan Yang looked at him: "How old are you?" ”
Song Miaoci smiled freely: "It's the year of the weak crown!" ”
Pan Yang: "Oh......"
"Farewell!" Song Miaoci arched his hand, got up and swaggered out of the Qing bar, and returned to the van, Song Miaoci waved his fist excitedly: "Dad!" I made an appointment with him, and three days later, Shanhaiguan! ”
The old driver's face turned green: "We just drove all the way from Fengtian, and then drove back all the way?" ”
Song Miaoci was full of spirits: "Exactly, I will let him know when the time comes, Nanpan will be nothing in the future!"
"We are the only ones in the world who are the first in the Northern Song Dynasty!"
Old driver: "......"
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