Chapter 161: Into the Belly of the Fish
The queen of heaven has to put two pots of flowers, in the back garden of the cold-faced god. These two pots of flowers are no ordinary flowers. Rather, it is a well-trained flower elf. Because the cold-faced god was suddenly in the land of the Queen of Heaven. Inquiring about the whereabouts of the ladder leading to the Nine Heavenly Clouds made the naturally suspicious queen suspicious.
After some arguments, the people sent by the Queen of Heaven still forcibly put the two pots of flowers in the back garden of the cold face god. The back garden of the cold-faced god is connected to the wing room next to it, and everyone who is with Lin Xue'er lives in the wing room, which is really inconvenient.
Even the cold-faced god went in and out of the chamber. are all under surveillance. The cold-faced god felt that the queen mother was really a ubiquitous shadow, and she had to take care of everything. It's a little thing, and it's still lingering after many years. Thinking of this, I saw these two pots of flowers again. In his back garden, he took a stick in his hand and broke two pots of flower pots.
The cold-faced god was about to pull out the two flowers and throw them away, when the old peony flower opened her mouth to the cold-faced god.
"Why is Your Highness so angry? Just two flowers. Now that the pot is broken, plant the two of them next to mine. ”
"You old peony flower essence, I have raised you for so many years, and I am finally willing to speak. That's right, I'll let you discipline the two of them. ”
After the cold-faced god finished speaking, let the two little guys come over. Plant these two flowers next to the old peony flower.
The poor two flower elves have been trained by the queen for many years, and now they are planted next to the old peony flower, which is the king of flowers. Anyway, these two elves don't dare to make a mistake!
The cold-faced god still feels uneasy, I'm afraid that this flower elf's primordial god. Sneak out in the middle of the night to report the queen, it's better to just make an example!
Let the little guy bring scissors, and the petals, branches, and leaves of the two flower fairies sent by the queen of heaven were all cut off, leaving only two roots. After cutting, he said to everyone: "If you don't want to grow freely, just like the two of them, all kinds of flowers in the garden have lowered their heads, and they dare not speak, who wants to be cut into a mess." ”
The two flowers were tortured by the cold-faced god like this, so they had to start over again and slowly give birth. After doing all this, the cold-faced god swaggered into the wing room and went to find Lin Xue'er and them
"Brother, you've been going for so long, and you're finally here? How's that, any news? Lin Xue'er asked.
The cold-faced god told everyone about the process just now.
"Oh no, it looks like a spook. Now what? ”
"I don't know if my goggles can see where it is."
"Using the sky glasses here, it is possible that the queen will find out, so let's find it yourself first. After all, this is the sky, the Heavenly Palace is different from other places, and the masters here are like clouds! ”
"That makes sense. Just let me and Sora go and see it for ourselves. ”
"Then you two be careful." The cold-faced god said.
"The rest of the people are here to standby, don't just run around. Don't make too much noise, either. ”
Lin Xue'er told everyone to wait here slowly. Then the sky continued to turn into clouds and smoke and drifted into the garden of the Queen of Heaven. Stayed in the clouds above and was undetected.
Nantianmen's clairvoyance looked down, then looked around and said, "Strange, why do I always feel that there is something strange in the clouds in the sky?" There was an extra layer of light cloud smoke. ”
"I think you're old and dizzy, and your eyes are not good. If you are suspicious all day long, be careful of being caught by the queen of heaven to make a crime for you and blind you in one eye. ”
"Are you jealous of my clairvoyance?"
"Oh, how good it is that I have ears to the wind, what do I want your clairvoyance for?"
"What's so good about your tailwind ears, you hear swearing, fights, and bad things all day long, it's all rubbish."
"Want to quarrel, don't you? Your eyes, aren't they still the same? Good cloud, you just say there is a layer of difference. ”
The two of them were purely idle and bored in Nantianmen. It was nonsense there, but clairvoyance did see. Lin Xue'er in the sky and two clouds and smoke in the sky.
Lin Xue'er and Kongkong circled around the clouds, not daring to fall. Because I saw the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven drinking and chatting in the garden. The two died of anxiety. Finally, they dispersed next to each other. The two of them fell quietly. It turns into two earthworms and hides under the flowers.
As soon as they turned into earthworms and moved a few times, the two of them were held down by something. When I looked back, there was an old man with a white beard, on crutches, and his beard was next to the ground. Lin Xue'er knew that this was the land lord in the garden.
"Wow, catch two earthworms, I just have nothing to do today, and I went fishing in the fish pond." After the land lord finished speaking, he stuffed the earthworm that Kongkong and Lin Xue'er had turned into in the bottle.
Carrying a fishing rod to the fish pond in the garden.
It seems that the immortals of this Heavenly Palace are not the masters in charge of the Three Realms, and even the mana of the land lord is so high and strong, they just stuffed the two of them into the bottle, and the two of them did not dare to cast spells, for fear of attracting the Queen of Heaven and the Emperor of Heaven. Asking for trouble, I had to turn into an earthworm and couldn't move.
The old landlord caught a lot of earthworms, threw them into bottles, and stirred them together. Lin Xue'er just wanted to vomit and kept writhing. The rest of the earthworms saw the two of them, and one of them opened his mouth and said, "Where did you two come from, why do you look so strange?" ”
"The two of us are in this garden." Empty said.
"Strange, why haven't we ever seen you?"
"What's the matter, if you can't see it, you're going to die in the belly of the fish soon." Another earthworm said.
"Damn old man, why do you fish every day!"
"Find a way to cure him, there are many people in our land. They all got the damn old man into the belly of the fish. ”
"What's the solution?" When a few earthworms were hanging their heads and not knowing what to do, two rough fingers reached in from the mouth of the bottle and pinched an earthworm out.
Before the earthworm could move, it was hung on the hook, and the old man threw the rod and the hook fell into the water.
"Oh no, no, find a way, we'll all have to die in a while." An earthworm said.
"So what's the solution? Who told us not to run fast and get caught by that old man? ”
"Is there any way? Can you stop this old man? Let's run away! ”
"If there was a way, we would have run away a long time ago, and our kind wouldn't have to die."
"Alas, wait for death!" The earthworms were quiet again in the bottle.
Lin Xue'er became an earthworm and began to speak: "Are you willing to run out?" ”
"Aren't you talking nonsense?"
"I'm not talking nonsense, as long as you all tell me a secret, I'll help you get out."
"Why should we trust you?"
"Believe it or not, you have to die, it's better to gamble." Lin Xue'er became an earthworm and said!
"This earthworm brother is right, they all have to die anyway, it's better to gamble."
"What's the secret?"
"Who knows where the entrance to the cloud ladder to the Nine Heavens is?"
"I don't know about this!"
"I don't know."
At this time, a large earthworm with a red and purple color and many knots on its body said, "Although I don't know where its entrance is, I will tell you that there will be no one in this back garden!" There won't be! ”
"Really?"
"Of course, I've lived here for many years, and I've never heard of a hidden entrance to the Nine Heavens."
"Have you ever heard of where the entrance to the ladder is?"
"Then don't waste your efforts in this garden. Surely somewhere else. ”
"I've told you all the secrets! Find a way to get us out! ”
"Wait a minute, we'll do this."
Everyone listened to Lin Xue'er's words. Wait until the old man of the land catches a fish and comes up.
When I came to pick up the earthworms again, Kongkong was lying on the mouth of the bottle with Lin Xueer and many earthworms. The old man of the land pinched it for a long time, and he couldn't pinch it out. Then he scolded: "You earthworms who are about to die, do you still know how to fight against me? Look at Lao Tzu to clean you up! After saying that, he picked up the bottle and poured it into the palm of his hand.
At this time, Lin Xueer and Kongkong were the first to be poured out at the front, and the two rolled to the ground with a "whoosh". The old man of the land smiled when he saw it: "You two are so cunning, do you still want to escape?" After saying that, he forgot that the bottle was not covered, and threw it on the ground casually to chase the earthworms that Kongkong and Lin Xue'er had become, Lin Xue'er and Kongkong hurriedly twisted their bodies and hid in the grass.
The old man of the land chased for a long time, Lin Xue'er and Kongkong fell into the grass and disappeared, and it turned out that the two of them became two grasses. The old man of the land was scooping in the grass.
"It's strange, are these two earthworms so powerful? How to lie down in the grass and disappear. But it's also fun, I'm not fishing anymore, so I have to find the two of you in this bush. ”
After the old man finished speaking, he picked up and picked up in the grass, and the earthworms in the bottle all climbed out and escaped.
The old man of the land searched for a long time but did not find it. This will stand up again, carry the fishing rod and fish basket away, and curse in his heart: "It's bad luck today." How can even earthworms turn against themselves? After saying that, he went back with the fish basket.
Seeing that the old man of the land was gone, he said to Lin Xue'er: "Let's turn into a fish and ask in the pool, if there is no shore, maybe in the fish pond." "
"The fish in the fish pond are not related to us, how can they tell us?"
"The queen of heaven is not loved in this heavenly palace, as if everyone has complaints about him, let's turn into two small fish first, let's take a look in the fish pond."
After saying that, he turned into a little black goldfish. Lin Xue'er turned into a small golden goldfish. The two of them spit in the pool for a while, and the bubbles dived to the bottom.
"Where did you two come from?" As soon as Kongkong and Lin Xue'er turned into little goldfish and jumped into the pool, they were surrounded by a group of fish. Everyone is murderous.
"It must be a spy sent by the old man of the land, we found someone to eat it."
Before the two could jump ashore, they were swallowed by a large fish that came after them.
A fishy smell choked Lin Xue'er and Kongkong were dizzy. The two were swallowed by a fish several times larger than them, and the mucus in the stomach slowly covered the two of them, and Xue'er took out the jade flute in her hand and turned it into a short sword, preparing to cut the fish's belly in the fish's belly.
"Xue'er, this is too ruthless, you will open the intestines of this fish, and he will die."
"He's going to eat us first." Lin Xue'er argued. ”
"That's because we became fish first. He will eat us, probably because he hates the land father-in-law too much. After finishing speaking, there was a trace of unhappiness in his heart. He thought of the last time Lin Xue'er burned the paper man, and his heart was even more unhappy.
"Then you let him open his mouth and spit it out. Otherwise, we'll be his food in a moment. Lin Xue'er felt Kongkong's unhappiness, so she said to Kongkong.
Kongkong then said to the big fish that ate them: "Big fish, you have eaten it wrong, we are not fish, let us out." ”
"Just kidding, I ate you wrong, the queen of heaven didn't feed us again, let the old man of the land come to fish every day, today I finally caught you two newcomers, I've been hungry for so long, will I let you go?"
"Let us out, or you'll regret it later."
"Haha! Hahaha, I've lived in this pool after heaven for tens of thousands of years, and I'm afraid of you two little fish. I'm afraid you won't eat it, so stay in there and wait for me to digest it. ”
"Let us out!" Lin Xue'er felt a sour and smelly thing at this time, wrapping around her body, and couldn't help but suffocate a little. But Sora still insisted on not breaking the fish's belly.
"Let us out!" Sora continued to say to the big fish!
"Shut up, I've never seen you two things that don't know how to lift. Today, Lao Tzu eats you, and you look up to you. One day, when I cultivate my human form, you two will follow suit! ”
Lin Xue'er felt that her breathing was getting heavier and heavier, and her whole body was paralyzed for several breaths, and she was about to suffocate, thinking to herself: Kongkong gave up his life for the life of a fish, this person is really not the one he is looking for!
Thinking of this, without saying a word, he turned the jade flute into a sword and stabbed a long hole in the fish's belly!
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