Since I can't go back to Heaven, of course I will add the necessary fun group back.

When Lan Qi shouted to Lin Chengcheng to pull him back, he quickly changed his nickname to a lever one by one. The relationship with the relatively fast hand speed also deliberately changed to a new avatar, in order to pretend to be a newcomer.

Lin Chengcheng didn't expect Lan Qi to play such a hand at all, so he responded and went to pull him into the group. But I don't want to join the group to come to a guy called Gong.

After Lan Qi joined the group, he pretended to be a new person with a group business card and sent a smiling expression, and he was looking forward to the scene where those people in the group wanted to give him a process.

Sure enough, whenever a newcomer enters the group, Blade of Grass, Huang Nian, and Brother Wang, who are often online, will start to take the lead in shouting and going through the process mode.

Blade of Grass: "Newcomer? 105 more people! When will we get together one hundred and eight heroes from Liangshan! Hurry up, hurry up! Newcomers go through the process! ”

Seeing that the ready-made opportunity to change the topic arrived, Grass Leaf didn't want to let people chase and shout about how he could be dried up and swollen by a screwdriver.

Wasted year: "Newcomers go through the process, and the old rules take off their pants!" ”

Next door, your brother Wang: "Newcomers go through the process, the old rule is that if you don't take off your pants, please drink milk tea!" ”

Ganggang was the first new member brought in by the new group leader Lin Chengcheng, and he couldn't be let go easily no matter what.

Lan Qi came to the relationship of interest, and the person sat up directly, and turned on the voice input method there.

As for the so-called nine-key pinyin or handwriting or something, it is a way of communication that is too troublesome.

Lin Chengcheng stood at the door, just looking at Lan Qi sitting there with a serious standard Mandarin voice input.

Lan Qi: "Process? Take off your pants? Let's show it first. ”

Lan Qi remembered clearly that these three goods, coupled with rationality, all had names on them in the small book that he had not exploded.

When he first joined the group, although the blades of grass had been photographed, Lan Qi could be sure that the photo was definitely not his!

In his previous life, Blade of Grass was the new god of water, and he was also a quasi-new god who was canonized by the Jade Emperor. It's just that he was too young, and he was directly called by the gods with the nickname of Water Baby, which is mainly in charge of the reputation of mortals.

In other words, trivial official duties such as whether to speak reliably, whether to release pigeons on a date or not, are all under the care of the water baby grass leaves.

Obviously, in his previous life, he was a new god in charge of the credit value of words, but after this reincarnation, there are few reliable times. In this regard, the seventeen-year-old grass leaf has easily become one of the main objects of astringent beer people seeking pleasure.

Seeing that the new members of the group were so on the old group members, when the grass leaf was about to shout to Brother Wang to make a new move, reason sent a series of dog-headed expressions.

Rationality: "What are you playing, this bar is one by one, the former leader of the spicy chicken." He thought he wouldn't recognize him if he changed his avatar and changed his name? It's a pity that the buddy has already remarked him with 'peep screen dog'. ”

WeChat is different from QQ, even if there is no friend relationship, as long as you have set a note, it is impossible to disappear this mark.

It is precisely this point that when the bar entered the group for the first time, the rationality of setting a note for him was easily recognized as the former group leader.

I haven't seen it yet, and I'm always giving people an unfathomable sense on weekdays, is it actually so funny?!

Seeing Lan Qi's operation, Lin Chengcheng couldn't help but smile the whole time.

Lan Qi didn't expect that his plan to pretend to be new would be debunked in an instant. When you are in a very unhappy mood, you can't naturally call reason how cool it is!

This rational previous life was the old god Lu Xing, and the reason why he was reincarnated in the mortal world together with his two brothers was just because of Lin Chengcheng's previous life War Immortal.

Counting it, except for some friction between him and Lu Xing on the issue of the Roaring Sky Dog, the rest is fine.

The Roaring Sky Dog is very concerned about his sphere of influence, and Lu Xing is good, he always likes to tease the little thing that loves to hold grudges, intentionally or unintentionally.

Between a man and a dog, the feud has been established for thousands of years. Erlang God, who is the master, is also completely accustomed to this situation.

Originally, Erlang God was curious about Lu Xing, and his behavior towards the Roaring Sky Dog was obvious. It wasn't until he was reincarnated as a member of the Astringent Beer Group that Lan Qi realized the key reason for this behavior.

Emotionally, rationality is a proper double ponytail control patient!

has always liked to show people in the clothes of students of the Republic of China, and the length of the ponytail combed is just the right part, which naturally attracts the attention of reason.

Thinking that the Roaring Sky Dog was still in Heaven, Lan Qi missed the years when she was by her side.

However, when I went down to earth on a business trip, I had already promised that little thing, no matter how many years I stayed in the mortal world, I would never raise any more dogs, even cats, rabbits and the like.

A person who has attained the Tao of the chicken dog ascends to heaven, and the pet raised by his Erlang God does not have the problem of short life. Rather than ending up in the scene of chickens and dogs jumping in Erlang Zhenjun's palace because of his love for a while, it is better to pass the time alone.

It's just another twenty years, and these reincarnated gods of the Astringent Beer Group are so interesting, and Lan Qi has also found a unique pleasure that she can enjoy without being responsible for her new favorite.

Seeing that rationality easily debunked his tricks, and even threw out screenshots, Lan Qi said that he was very unhappy at this moment.

"Lu Xing, you are so bad and good!"

When Lan Qi said this, he gritted his teeth for a while.

Lin Chengcheng's remaining power is enough for her to secretly take pictures of this scene.

Originally, I planned to send it directly to the group as a benefit, so that people could see what the famous three-eyed Erlang Zhenjun looked like this in reality when he was playing group chat.

After thinking about it, Lin Chengcheng decided to sell him face.

The old guy who has been in the mortal world for one hundred and twenty years may not know how many digits of savings he has! Those who take the opportunity to rob once or twice can easily benefit the group members, and they have the right to do the right thing for heaven!

Lin Chengcheng quickly chatted with Lan Qi privately, and after a short video was successfully sent, she directly reminded her. "Either invite everyone to drink milk tea, or I'll post this video to the group."

Lan Qi was curious why Lin Chengcheng sent a message to herself, opened the video and took a look at the content, and before she could finish watching all the six-second short videos, her face was already pale.

It's because he was careless, he was usually used to being stationed alone in the grocery store, but he forgot that there was still an eye-catching war immortal reincarnation by his side at this time.

"The balance of the deity's bank card is one digit, and the money for sending the bag on WeChat is all from you! Why don't I give you an IOU, and you go to the True Monarch Palace to find the Roaring Heavenly Dog? ”

IOU or something, Lan Qi still dares to fight. As for whether Lin Chengcheng has the ability to arrive, it is not a question that he should consider.

When he heard Lan Qi's words, after Lin Chengcheng took a deep breath, he responded, "You wait for me!" After that, he went straight out the door.