Chapter 60: Master, I Want to Learn to Drive!
Walking to the middle of the night, Pan Yang, who was hungry and exhausted, pointed ahead in surprise: "There is a restaurant!" ”
Tang Yu was stunned: "What's wrong with a hotel?" ”
"You can eat and stay!" Pan Yang was so excited that he was about to cry: "What? Don't you eat or stay? ”
Although Tang Yu was also hungry and exhausted, he felt that he could stand it, even if he couldn't stand it, it was impossible to live in this kind of mountain village and wild shop, he was a well-known martial arts master in the rivers and lakes, and there were people everywhere he went......
No, what about the cultivation of the will?
Tang Yuhu looked at Pan Yang suspiciously, and Pan Yang blinked: "There are many kinds of cultivation, not only to hone the will. I also want to go among mortals, and experience the poverty and wealth of mortals, the warmth and coldness of human feelings, the joys and sorrows, and ......"
Well, I can't make it up......
Pan Yang had no choice but to look into the distance, far, far away, and his eyes naturally revealed the loneliness of a peerless master......
I don't know what he's talking about, but I always feel like he's awesome! Tang Yu pondered for two seconds:
"Do you mean that you can only see your self clearly if you look at all living beings? Only by entering the world can you be extraordinary? ”
Did I mean that? Pan Yang smiled, and didn't say yes or no, his vision was far-reaching and unfathomable......
Tang Yu suddenly felt very ashamed, he thought he had already realized, but it turned out that he was still a little bit behind......
"Gollum ......"
The stomach screamed too loudly, which seriously affected Pan Yang's pretending plan, and Pan Yang's old face turned red: "Let's go, let's eat!" ”
The sword immortal is the sword immortal, see all living beings and walk into the world! Tang Yu couldn't help but sigh secretly, if he hadn't seen Pan Yang's flying sword, Pan Yang's appearance would have been mistaken for a mortal, it seemed that he was still far behind......
Coming to this mountain village restaurant called "Zhutian Youjia Hotel", Pan Yang ordered a bowl of his best Shancheng noodles with the young boss who was sitting on the threshold smoking a hookah, picked up a chopstick noodle and stuffed it into his mouth.
Refreshing!
Seeing Pan Yang's sweaty old face and red face that he couldn't stop at all, Tang Yu was very suspicious:
Does this stuff taste good?
Although Tangmen is located in a mountain city, Tang Yu actually doesn't eat spicy, because eating spicy food often will affect people's sense of taste, and it will also make people have a strong smell, and these are the taboos of Tangmen disciples.
The Tang Sect has three uniques, light work, hidden weapons, and poison. Therefore, what the children of the Tang Sect are best at is assassination and sneak attack......
One hit is the right one, and the knife is gone!
If you miss a hit, you will be thousands of miles away!
How can a hot pot assassinate an enemy? I'm afraid that if we are still three feet away from the enemy, the enemy will be hungry, right?
But in order to cultivate, in order to catch up with the realm of the Sword Immortal, Tang Yu took a bite of noodles.
Before I even started chewing, I felt like my mouth was exploding, and the sweat came down from my brain.
The spicy taste in the mouth made him feel a kind of release and catharsis, and he suddenly forgot about hunger and exhaustion.
And he didn't know why, it was obviously numb and spicy and unbearable, and he couldn't help but want to take another bite......
Then, take another bite.
Tang Yu gulped down the noodles, he couldn't stop at all, and his mouth was not his own after eating in one go.
The whole mouth was numb, but it didn't feel so spicy, and at this time, Pan Yang handed him a cup of Lao Yin tea.
Tang Yu drank the hot and cold Lao Yin tea, and suddenly felt that his whole body was transparent all at once.
Like Pan Yang, he sat on the chair with his little belly in his arms, and the exhaustion of his body was swept away.
This posture is very down-to-earth.
Pan Yang asked curiously, "The first time you eat it?" ”
Tang Yu nodded.
Pan Yang: "How?" ”
Tang Yu: "It's so fragrant!" ”
Pan Yang laughed, patted his little shoulder and stood up to greet the boss: "Please help us arrange a room!" ”
The young boss looked at Pan Yang and Tang Yu and asked, "One or two?" ”
Pan Yang looked at Tang Yu and looked at him: "What do you say?" ”
Got it, got it! The young boss smiled like a man knows: "I'm sorry, there's only one room!" ”
What the hell do you know? Donate your eyes to those in need if you don't use them! Pan Yang was also drunk:
"Two rooms, you can have them!"
The young boss looked confused, but he still opened two rooms for Pan Yang and Tang Yu, and no one would get along with money.
The conditions of the mountain village and wild store are naturally not much better, Tang Yu was stunned when he walked into the room, not to mention that it was narrow and small, there was a broken wooden bed in the room, and the sheets could be seen to be freshly washed, but there was not even a palm mat under the sheets, and it was directly a wooden board, and Tang Yu sat on it.
At this time, there was a "crunching" sound from next door, it should be Pan Yang who went to bed, and it sounded like he was around......
Practice!
See all living beings, see your own self!
Step into the world, out of the ordinary!
Tang Yu skillfully brainwashed himself, and then lay down hard, followed by a "crunching" sound......
Not to mention how Tang Yu struggled psychologically, Pan Yang was so tired after a day of walking that he fell asleep when he lay down.
Seeing Kong Zhenren, Pan Yang's tears fell: "Master, I want to learn to drive!" ”
"Wow! Huang ......" Kong Zhenren's eyes lit up and blurted out, but then he was depressed as if he had missed hundreds of millions: "Apprentice, wait until you have cultivated the "Dream Heart Sutra" to 'Enlightenment'!"
"Whether it's driving style, experience, or "Something in Your Sleeve", the necessary conditions must be 'superb'......"
Pan Yang didn't give up: "Master, I have 'reached the peak', which is only a little bit worse than 'superb'!" ”
Kong Zhenren stroked his goatee and said regretfully: "Yes, but you can't learn just a little bit!" ”
Pan Yang: "......"
"Don't be discouraged!" Kong Zhenren stood on tiptoe and patted Pan Yang's pelvis: "With your cultivation speed, it's very fast!"
"Wait until you have cultivated the "Dream Heart Sutra" to the point of 'becoming a delirious', and then bring ten thousand taels of gold to find a teacher!
"I'll teach you everything! Teach you how to drive, "Something in Your Sleeve" also teaches you, and also takes you to fight the Wood Demon ......"
"I'm going to hit ten!" Pan Yang was suddenly full of fighting spirit, and drilled the cave with Kong Zhenren to hold copper coins, and was a fellow practitioner.
I don't know how long I have been cultivating, Pan Yang suddenly felt something in his heart, someone touched his body, is this still it?
"Master, the apprentice has to retire in advance!" Pan Yang said hello and ran away, Kong Zhenren hurriedly picked up the two copper coins thrown by Pan Yang, held them in his hands and continued to cultivate: refuse to waste, act with no money!
I don't know if it's an illusion, but when Pan Yang arrived at the "resurrection point", he felt that the old locust tree seemed to be trembling again......
Maybe it was the yin wind blowing, and there was no time to pay attention to these inconsequential small details, Pan Yang resolutely returned the yang.
As soon as he woke up, Pan Yang heard a burst of screams coming from next door, accompanied by a "crunching" sound......
Because the wooden bed hit the wall, and Pan Yang's wooden bed was also placed against the wall, it was shaken.
That's it?
Pan Yang was also drunk, and just wanted to go back to the netherworld, when he suddenly reacted: No! Isn't it Tang Yu next door?