Chapter 31: Fairies

In the early morning, with a light mist, it was a little damp and cold.

Cheng Hai woke up with his sore head covered, and the goblin was no longer around.

Last night's illusion hurt him so much that he fainted again when he woke up.

Recalling the scene where the dream worm finally disappeared, Cheng Hai looked solemn.

"Devouring the Darkness...... Is that what it means? ”

Taking out a cigarette from his coat, Cheng Hai looked at the ceiling in a daze.

It's not surprising that if you keep feeding on these things, you'll end up becoming a monster.

No wonder both the system and Fan Jiang suggested killing her.

"It's really troublesome......"

For a while, Cheng Hai's head hurt even more.

Outside the door, there was a noise.

Cheng Hai was alert, opened the door a crack, and then smelled a fragrance.

The hood roared, accompanied by the sound of a shovel hitting the iron pot.

In my impression, he doesn't have a girlfriend or ex-wife, who will run into his house to move his pot?

"Dada~"

The elf flew onto the table with a saucer, black stains on his face.

Cheng Hai: "......"

Isn't it the right way I opened it?

What is this little thing doing?

Cheng Hai rubbed his eyes and found that he was not mistaken.

This little guy fried a dish, or the green pepper stir-fried beef he made last night!

"Remember to get dressed in the future."

Cheng Hai wiped the dirt off the goblin's face and threw a shirt to cover her.

The little goblin struggled for a long time before he got out of his clothes, folded his wings with a dissatisfied face, and put them on.

She likes to fly and doesn't like to walk.

After a simple wash, Cheng Hai sat at the dining table with a suspicious face.

This dish ...... It seems that he looks better than his......

With a piece of meat with chopsticks, Cheng Hai's eyes lit up.

The marinated meat has just the right texture, very chewy, and the seasoning ratio is just right, which is mouth-watering.

Thinking back to the plate he made last night is nothing short of a desecration of food!

So, Cheng Hai closed himself.

This goblin didn't know that the food had to be cooked before he could eat it yesterday, and today he can break out more than a dozen streets.

At this moment, his mobile phone suddenly vibrate, but it was Fan Jiang who sent him a message.

"Come on, come on, double row, double row, it was so cool to win last night. (smiles)"

Cheng Hai: "? ”

There is still a moving Fan Jiang that the gods can bring?

He opened his historical record and fell silent.

In front of you, there is a whole row of MVPs!

Except for the first three, the goblins are getting smoother and smoother, and the back is directly crazy, and there is no fifteen enemies in this segment.

This little thing......

Is it a genius?

Or is it ......

Am I too wasteful?

After eating the breakfast prepared by the goblin in a complicated mood, Cheng Hai couldn't help but have an idea.

This little guy is so smart, if he erects the correct three views before he grows up, even if he turns black in the future, maybe there is a possibility of rescuing him.

After all, her talent is a protagonist template no matter how you look at it.

"Let's try, I can't do anything to her anyway."

Cheng Hai said to himself: "But my time is running out, and what I can teach is limited." If you want to really bring her up, you may have to find a teacher......"

When it comes to teachers, the best place to go is on campus.

Fairies will live on Earth after that, and if they can't integrate into this society, their personality may have big problems.

Cheng Hai himself is an example, he doesn't want goblins to be like him.

After making up his mind, Cheng Hai dialed Xu Qiufan's number.

"Hey."

As soon as he saw Cheng Hai's name, Xu Qiufan's tone was quite impatient.

"Can you help me build a demographic message?" Cheng Hai asked.

"You really think of me as a tool?" Xu Qiufan was angry.

"Do me a favor, you're very capable." Cheng Hai slapped a sycophant quietly.

"Tell me, what's going on." Xu Qiufan immediately became comfortable.

"I'm a goblin in the shape of a human, about seven or eight years old, and I want to get her an identity in two days."

"Leprechaun?"

The corners of Xu Qiufan's eyes jumped, and he reminded: "Don't be fooled by the appearance of those things, goblin clan...... It's all kind of weird. ”

"yes, got it."

"Okay, what's your name? I'll go say hello. Xu Qiufan was also very simple.

"First ......"

Cheng Hai hesitated for a while and said, "Let's talk about it later, have you found any traces of the artist?" ”

Xu Qiufan sighed and said dejectedly: "The clue is broken, I may have let him run away." ”

"That's it......" Cheng Hai also felt a little regretful.

After all, that guy has absconded for three years after provoking the Holy Sect and various forces, and it is too difficult for Xu Qiufan to track it alone.

It's just a pity that a ghoul, that's 700,000.

If a goblin wants to go to school, he must choose a good school. There had been a bullying scandal at the school closest to their community, and the teacher was probably not responsible, so Cheng Hai would not let her go there.

But if you want to study in another school, you have to have a school district house.

With Cheng Hai's current conditions, a ghoul can't make money for a house without scratching his head. But the person ran away, and it was a pity that it was useless.

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Hai discussed the name with the goblin.

"Little thing, do you have a name?"

"Huh?" The goblin tilted his head.

"You're going to live on Earth later, so you need to go to school and learn how to fit in with this society. In the future, you can have your own name, your own friends, and your own home. ”

The goblin tilted his head, not understanding what Cheng Hai was talking about.

"If not, I'll make one for you?" Cheng Hai asked.

In fact, he doesn't like names, and it's difficult to choose.

The goblin nodded, looking very interested.

"The adoption procedure is more troublesome, so let's take my surname Cheng first, and then change it if you want to. The words of the name ......" Cheng Hai made a difficulty, holding a dictionary and rummaging through it, muttering words such as "Cheng Shufen" and "Cheng Meili", but he was not very satisfied.

"Huh?"

The goblin stretched out his head and glanced at the dictionary, wondering why Cheng Hai had become sweating profusely.

Is there something evil in your hand?

"Huh?"

Cheng Hai sat up straight and said to himself: "Yes, when I first saw you, you would only babble, so I just called you Cheng Babbling...... Bah! Cheng Yiyi? No, this is too naΓ―ve......"

It was another battle between heaven and man, and Cheng Hai finally wrote three words on the white paper - Cheng Yiyi.

"Hubble?"

The goblin lowered his head and looked at the three words.

"That's what I'll call you from now on."

Cheng Hai pointed at her and said, "Cheng Yiyi." ”

"Babbling?"

Cheng Hai pointed at himself again: "Cheng Hai." ”

"Rope short?"

"It's Cheng Hai." Cheng Hai corrected.

"Morning short?" The goblin asked again.

"Grass!"

"Grass!"

"Don't learn this!"

……

At dusk, in the brightly lit burial chamber, a certain zombie is fighting passionately on the Internet.

The voice of the phone rang, it was an unknown number.

"Hello?"

Fan Jiang turned on the hands-free easily.

"Is this Mr. Zombie?" The other party asked respectfully.

"Old stiff?"

Fan Jiang frowned, but after thinking about it, he had been called so by Cheng Hai, so he replied, "It's me, what's the matter?" ”

"Congratulations, you're on fire!"