Chapter 18: Drunk

The bandits ate and drank enough in the cave, and Wang Wu and Zhao Liu said, "The girl who is locked up is very smart, what did my brother give me?" ”

"Brother, I grabbed that girl." Zhao Liu was a little reluctant.

"I'm the eldest brother, what's the good thing, isn't there a big brother first?" Wang Wu was not to be outdone.

"Isn't it just a little girl, don't be angry, brother and second brother, I'll grab a few more for you another day." The other bandits chimed in.

"Brother admit it! I went yes! After Wang Wu finished speaking, he ran out impatiently.

When I came to the entrance of the cave where Dafeng was imprisoned, why did I not see the brother who was watching the door of the cave? Five drunk eyes are hazy, and I want to care about him!

He pushed open the door and saw that no one was there! The wine is half sober. He took three steps and two steps and ran into the big hole of drinking.

"Come out, brothers! This chick ran away. ”

When everyone heard the shouting, they all came out of the hole like a swarm.

"Why did you run away?"

"Where is Zhang San who is guarding?"

Wang Wu instructed everyone to light torches and hurry up to find them, and a group of people lit torches and found Zhang San who was knocked unconscious in the forest!

Li Si brought a scoop of cold water and poured it on Zhang San'er's head.

Zhang San'er sat up with a spirit!

"Zhang San, how did you get knocked unconscious in the woods?"

"Youkai, I've met youkai."

"Wake up! What youkai? Wang Wu snapped and slapped Zhang San's mouth.

Zhang San suddenly sobered up a lot, he didn't dare to say that he was seduced by a female monster, so he said it directly.

"It's Lin Xue'er here. Where am I his opponent? ”

Wang Wu and Zhao Liu dragged Zhang San back to the cave.

Everyone just sat down.

An owl came to the cave in a menacing manner, and turned into a cat-faced man with two feet on the ground.

"You bunch of shit! Tell you to grab something. It will be enough for you to take people captive and expose your hiding place. ”

"The great immortal spares his life, the great immortal spares his life." A group of bandits knelt on the ground and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

"Suzaku-sama sent me to deal with you." The owl opened its mouth wide and sucked a group of bandits into its mouth.

After a while, he spat out a skeleton of white bones.

Only Wang Wu, Zhao Liu, Zhang San, and Li Si were left on the ground.

"Useless humans, if you four dare not listen to me, you will end up like them."

Looking at the white bones on the ground, the four bandits were so frightened that their pants were wet.

"What the Great Immortal tells us to listen to!"

"Okay, you four come with me?" After the cat-faced man finished speaking, he picked up the four people and flew towards the stone town.

Stone Town is famous for its many slate houses. This is the home of Lin Xue'er's original owner!

Early in the morning, Wang Wu, Zhao Liu, Zhang San, and Li Si were covered with bloodstains on their faces. Lying at the door of the Lin family's grocery store.

A crowd of people were watching.

Brother Lin and Fourth Sister Lin finished breakfast and prepared to open the shop. I found the crowd at the door, and when I got closer, I was shocked!

"Little Four, hurry up and report to the official!"

"Ah, the boss doesn't need to report to the official, we escaped from afar." Five, pretending to cry.

"Boss, our family was robbed and killed on the way to escape." Zhao Liu also pretended.

"Why run away?"

"Some time ago, it rained heavily for several months, and the river was rising! Flood our village. ”

"The boss stuttered it."

"It's so pitiful!"

"Shopkeeper Lin, you have so many shops, it's not a big deal to take in a few people, right?"

"Big brother, why don't we take them." The fourth sister is also a good-hearted person.

Brother Lin thought about it and felt that it was the right time to employ people, so he took these four bandits away, but he didn't want to bury a great hidden danger for Lin Xue'er later.

Xiaoyaozi returned to the sky and chatted with the Emperor for a while, and it was very strange to see that the Emperor's maid Skylark had been standing there serving tea and water.

"Senior brother, who is this palace maid?"

"Senior brother doesn't know that this is the personal maid lark specially sent by the queen of heaven!" The Emperor of Heaven glanced at the lark and said!

Xiaoyaozi suddenly understood in his heart, and deliberately raised his voice and said.

"The junior brother doesn't know that this trip has a rare thing."

"What rarity?"

"Pangu brewed a pot of good wine with the aura of heaven and earth! I asked for it. "Xiaoyaozi deliberately sold Guanzi.

"Where is this rarity?"

"Take a sip, and it will be worth a thousand years of cultivation."

"Oh, this wine is a treasure. Be sure to share it with me. How about you take wine when I have a banquet in the evening? "The Emperor of Heaven also deliberately cooperated with Xiaoyaozi.

"Don't make a noise, this wine can only be drunk by the two of us."

"Don't worry, no one will know."

The lark was ecstatic, this was a good opportunity to please his master. Thinking of this, she walked out and said to the Emperor of Heaven, "Emperor of Heaven, the little god went and instructed the kitchen to prepare the dinner. ”

"Go ahead!" The lark went away happily.

The queen of heaven is idle and bored in the harem.

The lark hurriedly ran over and read the conversation between the Emperor of Heaven and Xiaoyaozi just now.

"The Emperor of Heaven is a selfish fellow, and this kind of good wine doesn't call me anymore. Go and inform me of that sister after the bird. So he said that I would invite her to a banquet in the evening. "Someone promised to invite the queen bird!

After the lark left, Xiaoyaozi and the Emperor laughed.

"Senior brother, I didn't expect you to be the senior brother of the Emperor of Heaven. There are also these three indiscriminate methods. ”

"Senior brother is wrong, you should do the drug in this wine yourself."

The two brothers were fighting back and forth there.

"Okay, for the sake of my apprentice, I'll go down three times." After all, Xiaoyaozi can't beat the Emperor of Heaven.

When the dinner was about to be held, the Emperor deliberately sent someone to tell the Queen of Heaven. said that when the senior brother came, he would not dine together with the queen.

"This Heavenly Emperor is very thief, for fear that I will surpass him." The queen of heaven said indignantly.

"Report, the bird is coming back!" Someone reported.

"Just in time, please come in." The queen happily got up from her seat and went to the door!

"Queen of Heaven, thank you." The queen of the bird saw that the queen of heaven was personally at the door, and hurriedly stepped forward and said.

"Why are you and my sister so angry?" The queen of heaven grabbed the hand of the queen of birds and said.

I haven't seen my sister so affectionate before, what's wrong with today? A certain person muttered, but said: "My sister is looking for me, but what's the matter?" ”

"That Xiaoyaozi got a pot of wine from Pangu. Take a sip of immortal power that grows for 1,000 years. How can such good things be without you and my sisters? ”

"Thank you, sister, for still thinking of me."

"The Queen of Heaven, the Queen of Birds, the Emperor of Heaven has already opened a request, I'm afraid I'm going to run out of wine if I'm late."

"Let's go!" After the two finished speaking, they took a group of servants and walked towards the Emperor's dining room.

Xiaoyaozi took a special wine jug, and the jug was double-layered. One layer is filled with intoxicating liquor, and the other layer is filled with good wine! There is a ball inside that can be controlled.

The two of them poured wine, pretending to drink very pleasantly.

"The queen of heaven is here!"

"The Bird Queen is here!"

"The Emperor of Heaven is so interested." As soon as the words fell, the queen and the queen of birds floated to the table.

"Why are you here?" After speaking, the Emperor of Heaven grabbed the wine jug and poured himself a glass of wine, filled it for Xiaoyaozi, and closed the beads with his hand.

"What kind of wine does this smell so good?" After speaking, the queen snatched the flask.

"Queen of Heaven, when the birds come later, please sit down and eat together!" Xiaoyaozi said politely.

"Thank you, senior brother, then we're welcome." The lark put on the dishes and chopsticks.

The queen and the queen of heaven don't eat vegetables, they just grab the wine from the jug, you have a cup, I have a cup, and I have a good drink.

"Don't finish my wine." After Xiaoyaozi finished speaking, he deliberately competed with the queen for the wine jug.

The queen of birds thought to herself, hmph, I want to fight with our sisters!

The more you grab the flask. The faster the queen and the queen of heaven drink, the more they are.

I'm finally hooked!

The Emperor of Heaven instructed his servants: "Take the two of them to the harem to rest." ”

Everyone agreed, who is the queen of heaven and you go back. But the lark stood still.

"What are you doing standing here? Why don't you go and help take care of the diva? ”

The lark said yes and went.

The Emperor of Heaven and Xiaoyaozi burst out laughing.

"I'm afraid the Queen of Heaven and the Queen of Birds will have to sleep for about ten days this time. The snow on the ground will grow to twenty years old! The Emperor of Heaven said happily!

"When I said this, I remembered something. Where did Cher's original form go? ”

"It was ruined by the queen of heaven back then."

"That's too ruthless, isn't it?" Xiaoyaozi said depressedly.

"Don't mention the old things." The Emperor of Heaven was saddened when he thought of the earth girl!

"So now do you understand that hiding is not the way! Be brave in everything! ”

"This time I used Lin Xue'er's original body, let her use this body to become an immortal in the future!"

"The Earth Maiden Palace has never had a main seat, and it can't be left empty all the time."

"What Senior Brother said is very true, let Xue'er inherit the throne when she becomes an adult." The Emperor of Heaven said without hesitation.

"But I heard that the queen of heaven wants to make Princess Ruyi the palace master of the earthly palace."

"That's just talk! You have to be convinced. I also bother to ask my senior brother to take care of Lin Xue'er! ”

"Let's talk about this later, and I'll take my leave." Xiaoyaozi bids farewell to the Emperor of Heaven. Go back to the Easy Palace!

The queen of birds and the queen of heaven were drunk at the same time, and the birds and finches of all sizes were also clean. No one came to trouble Lin Xue'er, and Lin Xue'er could also concentrate on cultivation!

Because the Lin family school was opened in the stone village, most of the children in the village living along the two sides of the stone river came to study, hoping to get ahead one day.

Lin Xue'er sometimes comes to the school during the day to teach everyone some little fairy arts! At night and in the air, Qianling painstakingly read the first volume of the fairy magic cheats. Because the master said that you can only cultivate your mind by memorizing the theory of this volume first!

However, endorsement is Lin Xueer's strength. She used to be a master of endorsement in the 21st century!

A book is about to be memorized, but the immortal arts have not improved at all.

When we have free time, we dance. Zhu Zheng, Dafeng, Erfeng, and Qianling all learned some dances.

Lin Xue'er asked them to dance to the harrier eagle again, and told the harrier eagle to learn to dance, although they are fierce birds, they are also very docile after training.

Some of them not only dance, but also fan!

Lin Xue'er's purpose is to make money. So today she brought a few harrier eagles to the Lin Family Academy!

"Well, Cher is here!" Uncle hurried over to say hello.

"Hello uncle! I'll see if anyone wants these eagles! After Lin Xue'er finished speaking, she walked to the door of the school.

Now is the break time, a group of children are laughing at the entrance of the school, and everyone sees Lin Xue'er coming, and they all come around.

"What is Miss Lin doing with this harrier eagle?" Some students asked!

"My eagle is not ordinary, it dances and fans it."

"Show a look."

"I don't believe it, how can an eagle dance?"

Everyone chattered.

"Don't make a noise, everyone, I'll let them jump for you now." After Lin Xue'er finished speaking, she took out a harrier eagle and asked him to jump. But the eagle drooped its head, and looked weak. Squat on the ground and don't move!

Lin Xue'er then changed one, and this one was the same, no matter which one she changed

None of them moved.

I was fine on the road when I came just now, why did I get to the school with such a virtuous character?

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