Chapter 16 The Heroic Name of the First Teacher
"Coupled with the fact that you have a treasure-level sword, it is reasonable that you can plunder the opponent's soul power."
Too lazy to bother with this stinky and shameless master, Pan Yang asked, "Master, how can I kill him?" ”
Kong Zhenren stroked his goatee and shook his head: "If you want to kill him, you must first find him!" He doesn't know who you are, and you don't know who he is, so the only way to do that is to wait for the rabbit! ”
Pan Yang's face was expressionless: "Master, let's make it clear, how much do you want?" ”
Kong Zhenren was stunned: "What do you want?" ”
Pan Yang's face was expressionless: "Dark coins, copper coins or gold?" ”
"It's not good to print such a big number, it can't fool people, you can't fool ghosts. The hard currency of our netherworld has to be said to be copper coins and gold ......" Speaking of this, Kong Zhencai suddenly found out that he was bald, and his old face suddenly turned red and annoyed: "No, is it this kind of ghost in your eyes?" ”
Pan Yang: "Yes." ”
"Wow, scoundrel!" Kong Zhenren was so angry that he took off several of his goatees: "For the first generation of the teacher, the two sleeves are clear, the breeze is three, and my body is ...... It's just a clear stream in the ghost cultivation, and you actually slander the teacher in every way!
"Are you still a ghost?"
Pan Yang: "......"
"You should reflect on it!" Kong Zhenren flicked his sleeves: "I figured it out, come to me with a copper coin!" ”
Pan Yang's eyes widened: Meow meow?
Kong Zhenren's old face flushed: "Don't think so dirty!" For the teacher, you will bring copper coins for another purpose! ”
Pan Yang: "Oh......"
"Filthy!" Kong Zhenren snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves, and walked away, like a hermit master.
……
As soon as Pan Yang opened his eyes, the sky was almost bright, and he could only wait for it to get dark. Pan Yang has experimented that dreams can be done day and night, as long as the other party is sleeping, but if you want to go to the netherworld, you can only go at night.
After breakfast, Pan Yang sat on the stone pier in front of his store, holding a lollipop in his mouth.
Smoking quit, lollipops took their place.
Mom glanced out at the counter and asked my dad curiously, "Why didn't Yangyang run today?" ”
"Three minutes of heat!" The father fiddled with a wreath at the door: "You still don't know what virtues your son has?" ”
"Be virtuous with you!" Mom's words made Dad speechless, and turned around to watch TV inside.
Pan Yang's lollipop had just melted around, and a BMW X6 stopped in front of Pan's paper shop.
"Didi!"
The window of the car was lowered, and Yuan Bao'er, who was smoky and smoky, blew a hooligan whistle to Pan Yang lightly:
"Little brother, get in the car!"
After saying that, Yuan Baoer found that the atmosphere was not quite right, and Pan Yang's father just walked out of the store with a cigarette in his mouth.
Pan Jinsuo knew Yuan Bao'er, but he knew the round and jade little fat man. I haven't seen her for so many years, Yuan Baoer not only lost weight successfully but also wore smoky makeup, of course Pan Jinsuo couldn't recognize it, but she was stunned by her hooligan behavior of molesting a young man from a good family in broad daylight.
Lao Pan did not hesitate to pick up the mourning stick by the door, pointed to Yuan Baoer in the BMW X6 and yelled:
"What are you looking at?"
Pan Yang hurriedly came up and stopped: "Dad! Father! Dad, don't worry! She's not a bad person, she's Yuan Bao'er! ”
Yuan Bao'er was frightened, and hurriedly got out of the car and ran to Pan Jinsuo, clasping her hands together and making a continuous gesture: "Uncle, it's me!"
"I'm Bao'er! You hugged me when you were a kid! ”
"Bao'er?" Pan Jinsuo looked up and down at the silver-gray woman with smoky makeup, suspender hot pants and long legs in front of him, although he couldn't see the true face of Lushan, but from the figure, Pan Jinsuo gave it a no:
"Impossible! How fat is Bao'er! ”
Yuan Bao'er stumbled while holding her chest, and Pan Yang hurriedly explained: "Dad, Bao'er has already lost weight successfully!" ”
"Lost weight successfully?" Pan Jinsuo couldn't believe it, but his son didn't seem to need to tell this lie:
"Bao'er, it's been a long time since you've been here!"
"Uncle, Jin Lian and I, no, like Yangyang, we just came back from college!" When Yuan Baoer talked about Jin Lian, she obviously felt that Pan Jinsuo was stiff, although she didn't know what the story was, she quickly changed her words:
"It's only been a few days since I came back, and I haven't had time to visit you and my aunt!"
Pan Jinsuo smiled and said, "Okay, you are all back now, and you will often come to the house to play in the future!" ”
"Dad, I made an appointment with Bao'er to work out together! In a hurry, let's not talk about it, let's go first! Pan Yang hurriedly pulled Yuan Bao'er into the car, dad is not terrible, what is terrible is mom, wait for mom to come out and stay for lunch......
Pan Jinsuo waved his hand: "Slow down!" ”
"Got it, goodbye uncle!" Yuan Bao'er waved her hand obediently and slowly opened a piece of floor oil!
Slipped!
"Old Pan!" The mother ran out from behind in a hurry: "Which little girl did you talk to just now?" ”
"I'm not! I didn't! Pan Jinsuo was startled, and hurriedly explained to his wife: "It's my son's classmate!" ”
Mom's eyes lit up: "Our son has a female classmate here?" Who? Isn't it pretty? Is your body good? ”
Pan Jinsuo: "You know, Yuan Bao'er!" ”
Mom's eyes dimmed at that time: "She's ......"
Pan Jinsuo: "What's wrong with her?" ”
"No, no...... mother" The old mother was excited, and suddenly turned around and ran: "Oh no! The bones are on show! ”
Pan Jinsuo: "......"
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In the gym, Yuan Bao'er still had palpitations: "Jin Lian, I called you like this just now, your father's face turned green......"
"I'll tell you a little secret, you are not allowed to tell it." Pan Yangshen mysteriously leaned into Yuan Baoer's ear:
"When my dad was young, his nickname was also Jin Lian......"
Yuan Bao'er was stunned, and after three seconds, she rolled on the ground with laughter, and finally covered her stomach in a cold sweat:
"Jin Lian save me, oops, I have cramps in my abdominal muscles......"
"Yes!" Pan Yang was also drunk, so he sat directly on the ground to help her rub her stomach, this girl has had this problem since she was a child.
At this time, the door of the lounge was pushed open, and Peaches, who was wearing Internet celebrity peach gym pants, came in.
Seeing Pan Yang and Yuan Bao'er's obviously too intimate movements, Taozi was stunned at the time: "You guys are ...... this"
"It's okay!" Pan Yang finished rubbing Yuan Bao'er, and slapped her crotch twice:
"That's it! Don't rely on it! ”
"Shhh It's not all you! Yuan Bao'er covered her stomach and grinned and got up: "Let's practice later!" ”
Peach looked at Pan Yang and Yuan Bao'er with a strange expression, and cautiously tested: "Bao'er, do you want me to accompany you?" ”
Yuan Bao'er: "No! ”
Pan Yang: "Yes! ”
Momoko: "......"
Pan Yang was like in his own home, and "Uncle Ge was paralyzed" and slumped on the sofa: "Let's talk!" ”
Peach subconsciously glanced at Yuan Bao'er: "Let's talk?" ”
Yuan Bao'er smiled with Pan Yang: "Let's talk!" ”