Chapter 360: Classic Reproduction, Such a Weak God
"Who are you talking aboutβthe dead fat man?"
Fat House Thor also understands in his heart that with a large intake of carbohydrates for a long time, he is addicted to junk food games.
Compared with his previous self, he is indeed mellow now.
After all, after coming to Earth, there is good social security here.
Coupled with the appearance of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers, it is rare for a villain or villain who is not long-sighted to be sent to the door.
Therefore, Thor has nothing to do.
Most of the time is occupied by gamepads, and even the beloved Storm Tomahawk is left out in the cold.
Naturally, it gradually became fattening.
It's just that sometimes when the truth is spoken, it often hurts.
Moreover, even if you scold yourself for being fat, you have to add the word "death".
Who can stand this!
Thor felt a sudden rush of anger rush to the top of his head.
The storm tomahawk in his right hand involuntarily clenched tighter.
"Aren't you allowed to be said to be fat?"
Cynthia added fuel to the fire and continued.
Although she vaguely felt that this one-eyed fat house, dressed like a Viking pirate and unkempt, seemed to be somewhat familiar, where had she seen it.
But in any case, the Daughter of the Red Skull did not connect the person in front of her with Thor, the god of thunder in Asgard.
That's a huge gap between the male god and the fat house!
Not at all comparable!
"It seems that I am going to put aside my principle of not hitting women for the time being."
In the dark clouds, lightning descended and hit Thor's body.
The thunder divine power condensed into a battle armor, covering the chest, hands and feet.
"Looks like I'm really going to lose weight."
Thor twisted his rounded body, feeling uncomfortable.
This majestic armor seems to be tighter, and it is uncomfortable.
In front of the public, he adjusted the egg passage in his crotch to avoid the impact of the battle.
"I hope you don't cry and call for your mother to let her take you home."
Cynthia kicked Bucky to the ground, and Captain America was already on the plate.
You can eat whenever you want.
This dead fat man who broke into the battlefield is really an eyesore.
Let's get dead first!
She raised the Hammer of Scati with one hand, pointing it at Thor.
The faint green light is like water waves.
Circles of air rippled out, and the earth was shaken by a blinding current.
The ground is crisscrossed by ravines, and a conspicuous "scar" is ploughed.
"I'm Thor."
Thor muttered quietly, swinging the Storm Tomahawk.
There was no fear on his face, and he split the energy impact formed by the terrifying divine power.
Then, the eyes burst into electric light, and a blazing white light lingered around the body.
At this time, the older fat house has the appearance of a little thunder god.
A terrifying majesty erupted, and that simple face was full of fierce momentum.
This astonishing change with a huge difference before and after made Cynthia put away the contempt in her heart and showed a solemn expression.
She didn't expect that this dead fat man, who looked ordinary and a little decadent, was still a master of hidden strength.
Facing Thor who is like lightning and is forcing in front of him.
There is also a storm tomahawk that tears through the atmosphere and breaks through the sky.
Cynthia was caught off guard and couldn't dodge.
He had to raise the hammer with both hands to block the ferocious attack.
Bang!
The terrifying divine power of the Great Snake Kuhl collided with the Thunder Rune!
Accompanied by a dazzling bright light, a torrent of energy that destroyed everything was released, and the dots [www.biqugexx.biz] lit up the sky above the block.
Cynthia smashed like a cannonball on a car not far behind her.
The steel doors slammed down, leaving a clear outline.
"This fat guy is quite fierce."
Cynthia spat out a mouthful of bloody spit, like an indomitable and tenacious warrior, and got back to her feet.
Wait until the bright light dissipates and the smoke subsides.
She saw Thor striding towards him with a storm axe in hand.
It is like a Norse god descending into the world.
It's a little regrettable that the round figure affects the perception.
Make the other party's majestic face look funny.
"Scati's Hammer! The first incarnation of Orochi Kuhl! β
Thor stared straight at the hammer, the arm he held the Storm Tomahawk in a layer of frost.
Click! Click!
Under the thunder of high temperatures, the ice melts and evaporates into water vapor.
Scati is the goddess of ice and snow in Norse mythology, representing winter.
With the warhammer named after her, it's not hard to guess what kind of abilities she has.
"You are Thor, the god of thunder in Asgard?"
Cynthia was a little surprised.
Although there may be a gap in the figures of the two, that thunderous divine power will not be faked.
The fat house-like guy in front of him is most likely Thor, the god of thunder.
It's just that she clearly remembers that the other party is a blonde hunk with eight-pack abs.
In just a few months, how did he become a round, sloppy dead fat man?
It is said that the years are pig feed, but they are not fed like this, right?
Or rather, this is what Thor really looks like.
On the official website of the Avengers, the photos posted have actually been retouched?
With a barrage of questions, Cynthia picked up her hammer and smashed it head-on.
Clang!
The sound of gold and iron clashing!
Piercing sound waves swirled the air, nearby glass windows shattered, and parked cars honked their horns.
The axe and the hammer collide with each other and get into a wrestle.
The ground on which Cynthia was standing caved in, cracking wide.
Thor from the cinematic universe holds down the axe hard with both hands and presses down hard.
He is an Asgardian, and in the combat education he received since he was a child, there is no pity for the jade, or because the opponent is a woman, he has to be merciful.
On the battlefield, anything that stands in front of you is an enemy that needs to be defeated and killed.
Roar!
Just as Thor was about to use the storm axe to cut off the crimson skull, a roar seemed to set off a twelve-level typhoon.
Dust swept and the atmosphere was shaken.
The big green man fell from the sky, and a heavy punch like a naval cannon slammed into Thor's body.
The latter, with his axe, drew a beautiful straight line and rolled through several buildings.
"Hulk! How could he ......"
Struggling to get up, Thor rubbed his dazed head, not realizing what was happening.
I remembered the deep friendship I had with the Hulk in the gladiatorial arena on Saka.
He felt that there was no reason for Hulk to be so cruel to him.
"Boundary-Breaker, Noor! Smash that fat man! β
Cynthia said hatefully.
The Hulk holding the Hammer of the Boundary-Breaker made several astonishing jumps in succession, the ground shook like a wave, and a large piece of cement flipped outward.
"Crushing...... Destruction! β
Hulk roared, and the concrete in front of him was like papier-mΓ’chΓ©.
The hammer swept and shattered!
Like a tank, he smashed through several walls in a row.
"Found ...... You're up! β
Hulk's eyes are full of rage, reflecting the fat Thor.
He raised the Hammer of the Boundary-Breaker high, and the terrifying power filled and gathered, as if it was about to smash the world to pieces!
"Wait!"
Thor hurriedly reached out to stop the Hulk's violent actions of harming his allies.
A simple smile appeared on his face, like a big fool weighing more than 300 pounds.
"We were friends, remember? Banner! β
"No, you're Hulk now!"
"I mean, I may not be your friend in this universe, but somewhere else, I've fought with another you...... We're good buddies! β
Hulk's movements paused, and the anger in his eyes gradually receded, as if there was a tendency to come to his senses.
"yes, that's it, Hulk!"
Thor was pleased with his wit, he was no longer the reckless man he used to be to solve everything by force.
He learned to communicate, he learned to use words to break down his opponents.
"By the way, do you remember Loki? Or Natasha? β
Hearing this, Hulk slowly lowered his raised hammer.
Thor also let go of the Storm Tomahawk and reached over in a gesture of friendship.
"That hammer is bewitching you, eroding you...... Yes! β
Thor smiled, thinking he had moved the Hulk.
Unexpectedly, the Hulk's eyes changed, and his anger rose again.
Once again, he felt the terrible power of control, taking possession of body and spirit.
Suddenly picked up Thor with his left hand, like a noodle, and shook him.
Bang bang! Bang bang bang!
"It's a feeling...... So familiar. β
It was as if he had been run over by an aircraft carrier, and Thor felt pain all over his body, as if his bones were shattered.
However, the brutal beating was not over, and after a wild smash, he was thrown high again, breaking through several floors of the ceiling.
Hulk grabbed the hammer with both hands and swung it as if he were playing baseball!
Bang!
In a dull sound.
Thor was like the baseball that was hit, completely uncontrolled, flying out of the atmosphere and turning into a black dot in the sky.
"I'm just ...... I don't know you! β
Hulk put down his hammer and said in a gruff voice.