Chapter 13: Report to the police station
When Sodou, who had been with Xiaowen all day, climbed the stairs to the rental room, his legs couldn't stop shaking.
"Why do you have to live on the tenth floor, it's really terrible!" Huang Dou said as he closed the door.
Man: "You can be content, and I still have a place to live, which shows how diligent and thrifty I am to save money!" ”
Woman: "Hey, it's a pity for a man to live to this point!" ”
Man: "······! It may have been in the past, but now, from tomorrow, soybeans, you are transferred, because soon you will become a glorious people's policeman! ”
"Isn't that fun?" Soybeans were picking at their noses while lying on the bed to recuperate.
Man: "Of course, being a police officer is my wish since I was a child, haha, I will be able to achieve it soon!" ”
"Okay, since this is your wish, give your body to me, I will definitely help you enjoy it!"
Man: "What, I gave you my body, fart!" It's obvious that you robbed it, but you really took advantage of it and sold it! ”
“······”
Man: "By the way, I'll give it to you, but I want to warn you, you have to be careful with it, don't use my body to serve those old women!" ”
Female: "Haha... You're not going to be a virgin, are you? ”
Man: "What's the matter, no! I call it self-love! ”
Soybean (female): "······"
Just when everyone was talking to each other, the soybeans, who had been tired for a day, suddenly snored.
Man: "Hey, silly dog, why did you go to bed so early!" I have to get up early tomorrow and go to the police station to report on it, I haven't told you yet, hey! ”
Soybeans can't hear the complaints of the male voice at all like a lump of cotton in their ears. Only male and female voices were left talking to each other in Soybean's head.
The next day
In the morning, the sky was slightly bright, and the soybeans were woken up by the alarm sound preset by Wang Yimao earlier. Rubbing his confused eyes, the male voice also sounded in his mind instantly.
Man: "Silly dog, you know how good I am!" I've always got a way to get you out of bed! ”
Woman: "Is this your method used to wake up soybeans?" You're lazy enough, so be ready to wake yourself up early! ”
Man: "Count your eyes poison!" ”
Female: "Hahaha..."
"Okay, I heard you two arguing early in the morning, can you be quiet for a while!" Soybeans rubbed their brains because they had been shopping for a day yesterday.
Female: "It's all to blame for that dead king Yimao, in order to tie up the girl, let the soybean be so tired, we share this body, if something happens to the soybean, it will be equivalent to the same death!" ”
Man: "Okay, I know, I'll pay attention next time!" By the way, Soybean, I'm going to report to the police station today, you bring all the documents in your bag, don't be late! ”
"Got it!" Huang Dou said as he changed his clothes.