"Dude!" Pan Yang picked a buddy with a big mouth and asked, "What do you say?" What Buddha apparitions? ”

"Didn't you see that?" The big-mouthed buddy was originally frustrated that there was no place for it, but now that Pan Yang sent it to the door himself, the big-mouthed buddy suddenly became energetic: "That's right, it's only a second or two in total, and it's normal if you don't see it!" Let me tell you, buddy, the Buddha appeared just now!

"How did it manifest? This has to start from the beginning, my buddy fell out of love, so he asked me out for a drink, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see the Buddha appear! Guess why my buddy fell out of love, that girl ......"

Pan Yang regretted it, he had known to find someone with a small mouth, but at this time, he could only listen to him helplessly.

Half an hour later, I finally got to the point. The buddy with a big mouth spat at the stars and flew around: "I was peeing, and suddenly I saw the Leshan Giant Buddha shining with golden light, the sky was falling, I just wanted to take out my mobile phone to take a picture, the golden light did not flash, and the smallpox did not fall, if it weren't for so many people to see me, I thought I was dazzled!" ”

Pan Yang: "Then? ”

Big mouth buddy: "It's gone!" ”

Pan Yang: "......"

Although it was a waste of time, the investigation finally understood, and Pan Yang made a reasoning that was closer to the truth based on the information he had. At the beginning, the scream that shook his brain buzzed was mostly related to the jade-faced lady, and it might even be the jade-faced lady! And the Sanskrit chanting he heard later and the Leshan Giant Buddha that everyone saw were really the Buddha's manifestations!

Therefore, it should be that he killed the minotaur to attract the jade-faced Niangniang, and the jade-faced Niangniang attracted the Buddha's manifestation!

As for why there are Buddhas, there are monks, there are sword immortals, there are ghosts, demons, and divine beasts, is it strange that there are Buddhas?

In this way, the keel in the dragon's lair is probably the demon dragon that made waves back then, and it was suppressed by the Buddha!

Legends, maybe all true......

It's scary to think about! Pan Yang simply didn't think about it, no matter what he had, strength was king! Now that the backpack is full of flowers, it's better to find a place to suck it up than to waste time here!

Pan Yang took the fat rabbit to avoid the crowd and drove the yin wind, but instead of going back to Shancheng, he went to Qingcheng.

……

Qingcheng faction, in front of the main hall of the Shangqing Palace.

Zhu Zhigao and Sima Da were pestering Yu Deshui, and Zhu Zhigao said, "Master, what did my master teach you?" ”

Yu Deshui: "I didn't teach, I didn't teach anything!" ”

"You're hiding!" Zhu Zhigao looked disappointed: "I really misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" ”

"That's it!" Sima Da also looked disdainful: "We are in the same vein now, what can't we say?" ”

Yu Deshui looked innocent: "The ancestor really didn't teach me anything, I learned "Xuanmen Gangqi" just like you!" ”

"You have followed my master for the longest time and the most times, how can my master not teach you anything?" Zhu Zhigao didn't dare to go to Pan Yang, so he had to stalk with Yu Deshui here: "You are too selfish!" ”

Yu Deshui was anxious: "Why don't you ask the ancestor yourself?" ”

Zhu Zhigao glanced at him: "The ancestor Shenlong sees the head but does not see the tail......"

"Uhhh

Pan Yang fell from the sky and landed impartially between Yu Deshui, Zhu Zhigao and Sima Da!

Zhu Zhigao was stunned: "Division, division, division......"

Yu Deshui, the youngest, reacted the fastest, and hurriedly bowed to Pan Yang: "Disciple to meet the ancestor!" ”

Sima Da was also confused, and Zhu Zhigao hurriedly learned Yu Shui, and also bowed down: "Disciple to meet the ancestor!" ”

After finishing speaking, they found out that there was a mistake, and Pan Yang didn't care, and directly threw the fat rabbit to Yu Deshui:

"Excuse me! Arrange a place for me, I want to retreat! ”

"Retreat?" Zhu Zhigao was clever this time, and his little eyes gurgled: "Master, how is the Heavenly Master Cave?"

"Back then, the place where Zhang Tianshi preached was a blessed land, with the most abundant aura, and it was the most suitable for your retreat, Master!"

Pan Yang listened: "Good duck, good duck!" ”

Even my sycophants dare to grab and shoot it! Yu Deshui was very angry, and hurriedly said, "Ancestor, I'll show you the way!" ”

Zhu Zhigao was anxious: "Master, let me lead the way for you, I'm familiar!" ”

"You better help the ancestor hold the rabbit!" Yu Deshui threw the fat rabbit to Zhu Zhigao: "This is a divine beast!" ”

God, your sister, beast, your sister! Zhu Zhigao was so angry that he wanted to eat the spicy rabbit head, but after thinking about it, this rabbit is the master's pet, if he can lick the rabbit comfortably, isn't it equivalent to licking the master in disguise?

When Pan Yang and Yu Deshui left, Sima Da complained: "Master, why didn't you ask your ancestors to pass on their skills just now?" ”

Zhu Zhigao said angrily: "What are you asking for, you didn't see that your master is going to retreat?" ”

Sima Da sighed: "The ancestor must have pointed out Yu Deshui, Yu Deshui just doesn't want to tell us!" ”

"Nonsense!" Zhu Zhigao also sighed: "I can't count on the remaining water, wait for the master to come out!" ”

At this moment, suddenly an obscene voice sounded: "Counting on the surplus water, you might as well beg Lao Tzu!" ”

Zhu Zhigao was stunned: "Who is talking?" ”

Sima Da was taken aback: "Didn't you speak just now, Master?" The voice is coming from you! ”

The fat rabbit's little paws crossed his waist: "It's Lao Tzu who is talking!" You two melon babies, dogs look at people and whisper! ”

Can rabbits talk?

Zhu Zhigao and Sima Da were both taken aback, and even Zhu Zhigao instinctively threw the fat rabbit out!

"Uhhh

How do you know that the fat rabbit flew back as fast as lightning, squatted on Zhu Zhigao's shoulder, rounded his little paws and shook Zhu Zhigao's neck: "The dog said!" How can you explain to the master if you broke Lao Tzu? ”

Zhu Zhigao was stunned by its slap, his brain was buzzing, and it took a while to remember what Yu Deshui had said:

This is a mythical beast!

Is it really a mythical beast? Zhu Zhigao and Sima Da are not mortals, so they naturally know a lot, and the two reacted:

It's developed! The fat rabbit is the one who follows Pan Yang every day, making it cool and worried about the exercises?

Sima Da hurriedly coaxed the fat rabbit with a flattering face: "Divine beast ......"

"What a beast!" The fat rabbit's two little paws crossed the waist of the round bucket and stalked the little neck:

"The master will call me a second egg!"

Are you sure it's an honorific title?

Zhu Zhigao and Sima Da looked at each other strangely, this fat rabbit doesn't seem to be a very smart Yazi!

What a flicker!

Zhu Zhigao hurriedly respectfully said: "Master Erdan, I am the only disciple of the master and his old man, but I have never had the opportunity to follow his old man, and I have never had the opportunity to get his old man's guidance......"

"Yes!" The fat rabbit decided to show his hand, so that Zhu Zhigao and Sima Da knew how dick it was: "The master once passed me a mantra, see that you are sensible, Lao Tzu will pass it on to you!" ”

Zhu Zhigao and Sima Da were surprised and delighted: "The disciple must not forget the kindness of the master of Erdan, please advise!" ”

"You two listen well, Lao Tzu only says it once!" Fat Rabbit felt that Zhu Zhigao was Pan Yang's only apprentice, and Sima Da was Pan Yang's only apprentice, so it should be nothing. So he took out the mantra that he memorized well but never understood a sentence and pretended to be forced: "When people reach middle age, they have no choice but to soak wolfberries in a thermos cup." The wolfberry is hard to resist the urging of the years, add some angelica to the cup......"