Chapter 0241 - Full of Calamity, Vengeance
Chen Yunfeng of the dog day is also pursuing Li Jasmine, which is a new situation.
The white hand smiled and said: "The eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers. Secretary Ma, Committee Member Tong, you two testify, from today onwards, I will pursue Director Li, chase hard, chase with all my life. ”
Ma Lanhua and Tong Guojun laughed so badly.
Li Jasmine also smiled helplessly.
After laughing, Tong Guojun asked, "Xiaobai, let's talk about things, what are you doing in the village?" ”
He didn't answer, he just smiled and turned around the big office of the village department two or three times.
The wall was dazzling, and the white hand was not interested, he was concerned about the duty schedule on the wall.
On the duty schedule, Chen Yunfeng has not been on duty for the past few days, the water tank is right, Chen Yunfeng is doing something.
After deciding, Bai Hand ignored Ma Lanhua and them, turned around and left.
Tong Guojun chased him out, he was a soldier who had fought in battle, he knew that he was white-handed, and any action would not be untargeted.
"Xiaobai, what's the matter with you?"
The white hand smiled, "Brother Guojun, you'd better pretend that you don't know anything." ”
"One thing is for sure, you are not here for Li Jasmine, so you are here for Chen Yunfeng."
"Huh...... Brother Guojun, you guessed wrong this time. ”
Tong Guojun said: "No, that kid is famous these days. Listening to Ma Zhishu and Li Zhizhi, he left early and returned late, and he didn't know how to go out to do ......"
Tong Guojun suddenly cut off the conversation, and looked at his white hand in a daze.
He didn't answer with his white hands, and he was calm and composed.
"Xiaobai, is it possible that you are kissing you, and he is stepping on your kiss behind your back?"
Bai Shou shook his head and said: "No, no, we don't have river water in the well now, and it is impossible for him to step on my kiss." ”
Tong Guojun said to himself: "On the contrary, this guy dares to do anything, and he hates you to the core, and he can do it." ”
"Brother Guojun, this is what you said."
"I said, what's wrong?"
Bai Shou said solemnly: "Impossible, I believe that Chen Yunfeng, who is also a village cadre, will never do such a thing." ”
As he spoke, he waved his white hand and left.
With the attitude of his white hands, Tong Guojun quickly understood, shook his head and chuckled: "This guy, he is familiar with tricks." ”
After some reconnaissance and circumstantial evidence from Tong Guojun, Chen Yunfeng has basically been locked in with his white hands.
In the afternoon, the old captain returned.
The old captain had a bitter face, sat on the sofa in the white-handed office, drank water and smoked first, didn't say anything, and was so anxious that he scolded with his white hands.
The second aunt persuaded Bai Shou to wait patiently for the old captain to calm down.
"Check, check. It was Chen Yunfeng, the son of Chen Laoer, who ran to the matchmakers and said a lot of bad things about Xiaobai. There are also some village cadres, Chen Yunfeng also came to the door to say bad things about Xiaobai. The most angry thing is that he also went to the homes of those Xiaobai's blind dates and directly said bad things about Xiaobai. ”
Bai Shou said: "Uncle, I'm not a person who can't stand this kind of test." Just relying on Chen Yunfeng's bad words can ruin my reputation and destroy my blind date, then I'm too useless. ”
The second aunt also said: "Yes, the destruction of one person should not have such a big effect." ”
The old captain said: "Put the facts and be reasonable." Chen Yunfeng's kid is at most a trick. Now that there are facts there, Chen Yunfeng's mouth is very powerful. ”
"What facts?" The second aunt asked.
"The first place you went on a blind date on the first day was from Jinjia Village, Hengfeng Township. Someone's grandfather died of a sudden illness the afternoon before yesterday. The second one is from Lijia Village, Shenshan Township, and the night before yesterday, their house suddenly caught fire. The fire was extinguished, and the people were fine, but the house was burned down in two. In the third house the afternoon before yesterday, not long after you left, her father fell and fell unconscious, and is still in the hospital. The first one yesterday morning was a professional pig farmer. I heard the matchmaker say that after his daughter went on a blind date with you, his pigs fell ill one after another, and in one day, five big fat pigs died. ”
Bai Shou and the second aunt were stunned when they heard it.
"Uncle, uncle, are these things true? Or did it all happen after the blind date? ”
The old captain nodded at the white hand, "It's true." There are two of them, and I have also seen them with my own eyes in the company of local village cadres. There is another one I didn't say, it's even worse. ”
"What's the situation?"
"Yesterday morning, the first place you went to. Yesterday afternoon, the girl suddenly went crazy. Xiaobai, the four brothers and one girl in that family, the only girl. ”
White Hand smiled bitterly, "I, I'm really a fucking disaster." ”
The old captain said to the second aunt: "There is another thing, which is also evil." The day before yesterday, you went on a blind date of fifteen families. But according to the media, none of this kid's eight characters and the eight characters of the fifteen girls are in tune. ”
"So, so miserable." The second aunt glanced at her white hand, almost speechless.
The old captain nodded, full of sympathy, "Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles." The matchmakers spread the word to each other, and Chen Yunfeng's broken mouth, who would dare to go on a blind date. Xiaobai, even if you are a billionaire, no one dares to marry your daughter to you. ”
With that, the old captain got up, waved his hands and left.
The white hand was speechless with a bitter face.
The second aunt quietly withdrew and went to report to her eldest sister-in-law, who was the white-handed mother.
This incident began with a bang, and his face was thrown into the Pacific Ocean.
Holding his breath with his white hands, he has to vent.
Late at night, he wandered around the village alone.
Suddenly, a person in front of me walked over.
Stealth with his white hands, he jumped onto a locust tree.
That person is the four eyes, Chen Yunfeng, the baby son of Chen Laoer, the current village accountant.
Chen Yunfeng is returning home from the village.
Unexpectedly, man-made disasters fell from the sky.
The white hand on the tree smashed down in a daze, split his head and covered his face, and smashed Chen Yunfeng to the ground.
The white-handed subordinates were merciful, and their feet were ruthless, and they stomped dozens of feet on Chen Yunfeng.
Screams, cracking bones...... There are countless voices.
It's not over yet, knocking people out and injuring them is not bad.
With his white hand, he took out a small bottle, which contained three pills, and he didn't know what they were, but they were all fed to Chen Yunfeng's mouth anyway.
Can't swallow, there is a way, pinch your nose and your mouth has to be opened.
Sprinkle another soak of urine.
Medicine plus urine, urine is the primer of medicine, cooing, Chen Yunfeng is unconscious, but he drinks deliciously.
Also, tuck your pants with your white hands and take out a small bottle.
This little bottle contains a glue-like liquid.
He was very careful about doing bad things with his white hands, more serious than doing serious things, picked up a branch, picked out the unknown liquid, and applied it to Chen Yunfeng's lips and tongue, and carefully did not let himself get it.
After doing the bad thing, the two small bottles were put away and stuffed back into his pocket.
In the last link, he grabbed Chen Yunfeng's belt with his white hands, lifted his body, which was as thin as a bamboo pole, and dragged it to the door of his house.
After all the work was done, the white hand hummed a little song and went home to sleep proudly.