Li Changge Villa.

Every time he came, Li Erpang couldn't help but want to complain about the two golden statues at the door.

It's hard to describe this taste.

But forget it.

People and human tastes cannot be generalized.

It's like Brother Su and Lori, some people are happy and some people are ...... Who would like Brother Su's style!

Li Erpang inexplicably lifted a table in his mind, cautiously, avoiding everyone's sight, and slipped into Li Changge's villa.

The two are in the same city after all.

In the "Zhang Huichun Incident", he can barely be regarded as a comrade-in-arms who struggled in the same gutter.

It's a peer.

I also have occasional interactions in private, but I don't know each other.

- After all, Li Changge is very busy with all kinds of work on daily shooting, advertising, filming, publicity, and fans.

After entering the villa, Li Erpang didn't talk nonsense, took off his hat, mask, sunglasses, and fake beard numbly, and spread his chubby palm forward: "What about things, what about things?" ”

Li Changge looked puzzled: "I said fat brother, what are you doing by wrapping yourself up like this bird?" Is there an enemy chasing and killing? ”

When Li Erpang heard this, he trembled, and hurriedly shook his head: "You don't understand, it's more terrifying than the enemy." ”

"Oh."

Li Changge answered, and then stopped talking.

In the Zhang Huichun incident, Li Erpang finally burned out of fat and lost a precious body of fat.

But through tireless overeating in the past month, Li Erfat's belly has once again begun to see scale, which is gratifying.

"Wait."

Li Erpang suddenly threw a suspicious look at Li Changge: "Let me confirm one thing first...... Brother Su, ahhh, it's Sister Su, she hasn't looked for you, has she? ”

Li Changge's expression was dumbfounded, and his acting skills were outstanding: "You mean Su Xiaosu?" That Su Xiaosu, who is 1.99 meters tall? She's looking for me? What is she going to do with me? It's not that you don't know that there are only two kinds of people who can meet me, Li Changge. ”

“？”

"Men, and female fans."

"Yes."

Li Changge's honesty made Li Erpang completely reassured.

He smiled, suppressed his excitement, and rubbed his palms: "Where's the thing?" ”

"I really don't understand you otaku, what's so good about this thing?"

"You know a fart, Lao Tzu has a limited number of figures on one wall, can you buy your villa or not?"

Li Changge shook his head, but still took out a card from the storage space and crushed it.

When Li Erpang saw Li Changge's action, his eyes widened instantly, and he was short of breath: "Wait a minute, what are you...... Prop? It was brought out of the 'inside'? How can it be? ”

Li Changge smiled mysteriously.

After crushing the card.

A delicate badge with brilliant colors and bumps appears in the singer Li Chang.

On the badge, there is a lifelike little Lori, with a shy face and a delicate face.

Li Erpang trembled his hands, felt the feeling floating on the badge, and suddenly realized: "No wonder I have never seen this character, it turned out to be a prop brought out of it!" This workmanship, yes! So realistic, lifelike, superb, superb! What a superb! Suck and slip. ”

Right now.

Li Erpang's hand didn't know where to touch Alice on the badge, the badge suddenly lit up, and a phantom shadow emerged from the badge.

In the blink of an eye, in front of Li Changge and the little fat man, a translucent figure of 1:1 size appeared out of thin air.

"Hello everyone, I'm Alice, it's a pleasure to be friends with you!"

Li Erpang and Li Changge were dumbfounded.

Void.

Little Lori Alice turned left three times and right three times, twisting around.

Li Changge didn't expect that this [Alice Q version commemorative badge] would have this effect.

Real-name envy.

But after watching it for a while, Li Changge also came back to his senses.

This is not a spirit weapon.

It's just a phantom.

Alice's movements come and go only a few times, and her lines are very rigid, far less realistic than his real son-mother spirit.

Thinking about it like this, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious again.

Li Erpang stared at his squinting eyes widely, as if he wanted to see the details of Alice's phantom.

"This thing...... Perfect! I'll pay for it, ah no, it's a prop...... I'm out of DP, how much do you want? Just don't go too far. ”

Ahh

Can it also be exchanged for a death point?

This was somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectations.

But this thing ...... It's only ornamental, and it's useless.

Thinking of this, Li Changge silently stretched out three fingers.

He hesitated for a moment before he thought of this reasonable price.

300DP, it shouldn't be too outrageous.

"Deal!"

Li Erfat slapped his thigh.

I didn't even bother to kill the price, so I decisively issued a transaction application.

I, Li Erfat, hit the money!

The transaction is complete.

Li Changge silently counted the money.

Ah no, count the death points.

Suddenly.

Li Changge was shocked.

Behind it, a loud golden effect lit up.

It's like a golden rain in the sky, and it's gorgeous.

Li Erpang's eyes were instantly stung by the golden light behind Li Changge, and he couldn't help but scold angrily: "! What are you kid doing with special effects? I can't even see my baby Alice clearly! ”

Li Changge listened.

Meng, Meng Lang.

He hurriedly collected his emotions, and forcefully suffocated the five-cent special effect like, and held it back.

Although this skill is passive, Li Changge is becoming more and more proficient, and to a certain extent, if his emotions do not collapse, he can barely be retracted freely.

Li Erpang played with the badge over and over again, very satisfied.

It's not a loss.

Li Changge looked confused.

After being confused, my heart was ecstatic.

Three, three, three thousand points!

Li Erpang actually traded 3000DP for him!

It turns out that the unfathomable finger erection is still this infinite brain replenishment function?

If you can't decide in the future, you will try it with your fingers?

Wonderful!

Li Changge's heart blossomed.

Behind the low-key is the special effect of chrysanthemum flowers, the light is restrained, but the flowers bloom brilliantly.

However, Li Changge finally remembered the "plan".

did not indulge in this ethereal joy, unable to extricate himself.

"But this thing looks so-so."

Li Changge showed an expression that you have never seen the world.

Li Erpang smiled, naturally he didn't have the same knowledge as Li Changge, and only said: "You kid knows a fart." ”

"Ahem."

Li Changge coughed lightly twice, pretending to be profound: "It's a pity, I originally had a big baby......

"Huh? And also? ”

When Li Erpang heard this, his attention slightly shifted from the writhing Alice for a moment.

"Yes, big baby."

"Really?"

Li Erpang always felt a little weird.

"Hehe, you underestimate me Li Changge too much." Li Changge lifted his bangs and smiled faintly: "My current background is not something you can imagine. In the inner world, I was born and died, and I calculated the best of heaven and obtained a treasure that no one could imagine. ”

"? So slippery? ”

Although Li Erpang still didn't believe it, after all, in his impression, Li Changge was too good at pretending. But the [Alice Q version commemorative badge] in his hand made Li Erfat, a senior fat house, feel a little itchy in his heart, and he couldn't scratch it.

"If you don't believe me, you can go and see it."

"See?" Li Erfat was stunned.

"The baby was too big, too awesome, and I was afraid of being jealous, so I hid it in the basement."

"This ...... Not okay? ”

Li Erpang pretended to shirk it, after all, Li Changge said that it was a bullish baby, the rules between the apostles, Li Erpang still meant it, and shirked it.

"It doesn't matter, who made us good friends! That babe is good, but to be honest, it doesn't quite suit my style. ”

Li Erpang didn't believe it.

But in the end, he still followed Li Changge to the basement curiously.

As the old saying goes: Curiosity kills cats.

But maybe it can also kill the little fat man.

"Yo! You can do it here! ”

"Yo ho! This bed is two meters five! You've got it all in your basement! ”

Li Erpang looked at the layout in the basement, and let out a heartfelt exclamation from time to time.

"I'm in a bad sleeping position, ahem, I'm in a bad sleeping position."

Li Changge hurriedly explained.

"Wait, what about the big baby?"

Li Erpang naturally won't stay on that boring big bed for too long.

After all, it has nothing to do with him.

"Whoa."

Li Changge pouted towards Nunu in the corner.

I saw that in the corner, a pitch-black opaque cloth covered something.

It is a full two meters high.

Two meters ......

Li Erpang instantly remembered Sister Su's height of 1.99 meters, like a shadow, overwhelming, and suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum shrank, and his hands trembled suddenly. This has almost formed a conditioned reflex.

But when you think about it, it doesn't seem right.

The "big baby" under the black cloth is angular and does not look like a person.

Could it be......

Li Erpang hurriedly stepped forward.

He didn't notice that Li Changge was behind him, quietly breathed a sigh of relief, smiled straight, and tiptoed back.

Li Erpang was full of expectations and lifted the canvas.

In a flash.

A pitch-black mecha with a height of more than two meters appeared in front of Li Erpang.

Just as he imagined, the mecha was sharp and angular, and the spikes all over its body revealed a vicious aura that the six relatives did not recognize.

On the shoulders of the mecha, there are two huge tires.

The whole body of the mecha is made of what material, and under the light, it flashes with a cold light.

Li Erpang was instantly stunned: "This figure is perfectly made!" ”

"Look at the material, the joint structure, the details...... Tsk tsk. ”

Li Erpang gently stroked the paint of the mecha, feeling the coldness from his fingers, he was so emotional that he almost drooled.

Such a domineering huge figure, if it were placed in a room......

It's exciting to think about!

Perfect!

If it is exposed, the otaku circle will cause an unprecedented earthquake!

Wait a minute.

Which company produces this?

What about the LOGO?

What about trademarks?

Where is it?

Li Erpang circled around the "giant model" a few times, leaving the cute Alice behind.

He didn't pay attention.

The basement lights dimmed a bit.

He didn't pay attention either, and I don't know when it started, and there was a good smell in the basement.

Looming......

Smoggy......

Ah, fragrant......

Is this model spicy and fragrant?

Scold.

Just when Li Erpang touched it all the way to his head.

An angry voice came from the model's head.

"Oh, damn it, I can't help it."

"Your hands, don't touch them again. As a gentleman, I will never allow you to do such an indecent act on me. ”

"Mr. Beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hands!"

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Ahh

Can you still talk?

Click.

The "model" suddenly moved.

It saw Li Erfat stay where he was.

He smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet." ”

"My name is Dire, and I am an elegant gentleman."

"Excuse me, do you have any wine?"

"Oh, I have a story."

Such a riotous robot is unheard of.

Is the current AI deliberately making this kind of taste?

For Mao He always feels that when the model in front of him moves, it always seems to be spewing wine?

Wrong.

Li Erfat's feet were weak.

Only then did he realize that in addition to the smell of alcohol, there was another strange smell in the air.

Ah, my heart is racing.

What's going on?

Because of this perfect model, does it make his heart beat faster?

Poof, poof, poof, poof.

Is this love?

Click.

The door of the washroom opened.

Su Xiaosu smiled shyly.

……

……

Upstairs.

Li Changge felt a little uneasy in his heart.

"It's not going to kill anyone."

Estimating that [Indescribable Rosemary] had taken effect, Irin reached out and put away the murky Dire through the void.

Thinking of Dire's full mouth, Irin was speechless.

The spark source fragment really came out with a troublesome thing.

Sitting on this kind of mount always makes Irin feel a little weird.

Don't think about it yet.

Irin pressed the Dire straight back.

"Probably not." Yi Rin said.

But in fact, he is not very sure. Thinking about it carefully, the strength of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu is not much different, it should be a relatively stalemate situation, and it will not cause death.

Boom!

Suddenly.

The ground shook suddenly.

Li Changge was taken aback.

Rumble!

Below, there was a loud bang.

Li Changge was startled again.

Bang bang –

There is a lot of movement.

The whole villa shook slightly, moving times, hitting times, moving times, very feeling.

Li Changge cried with a sad face: "Are you sure? ”

Irin's silence.

After a dozen seconds.

In the basement, a tragic roar with a hint of shame reached the ears of the two of them through many obstacles.

"Brother Su! I'm fighting with you today! Burn it! Fat! ”

Bang Bang -

Knock Knock Knock –

The ground looks like it's been blasted by a piledriver.

Li Changge: "......"

Irin: "......"

"Solved."

Irin has finally completed the side quest.

Received an epic quest reward.

If it weren't for the fact that the mission rewards were too tempting and paid in advance, Irin'd really not want to get involved in other people's marriages.

But now it seems.

- Perfect.

The little fat man took off the order at the speed of light.

"Big guy, do you call it a solution?"

Even if it was Li Changge, he couldn't help but complain.

He was starting to get a little worried.

Don't get me wrong, it's not the fat man he's worried about.

Rather, it was his villa.

If he continued to shake like this, he wondered if the villa would collapse by them like this.

Of course, Li Changge was purely overthinking.

Although in the basement, the movement of the two fighting is very terrifying.

The little fat man couldn't even beat it, and he also opened [Burn! Fat! This is the last hole card.

But the apostle, who has not yet unlocked the lock, is not enough to make a villa that has been built at a great cost collapse on the spot, unless the two of them are full firepower.

Yi Rin originally planned to quietly leave Huating after matching the fat man and Su Xiaosu, and do good deeds without leaving a name.

Think about it.

He was still a little worried, Li Erpang was at a loss after the incident, in case he was overly excited, his emotions were out of control, and he beat Li Changge to death by mistake, it would be a little pitiful.

Yi Rin silently looked at Li Changge and decided to stay and clean up the aftermath.

By the way, Irin dialed a number.

"Solved."

A gentle and elegant voice came from behind the phone: "I'm in trouble." ”

"Not necessarily. Congratulations. ”

"Rejoice and rejoice."

Li Changge was very curious: "Big man, who are you calling?" ”

"Huh."

Irin, who just smiled and didn't explain.

Half an hour later.

Knock Knock Knock –

Da Da -

Bang Bang Bang -

The movement continues.

There was no stop for half an hour, and Li Changge was also used to this rhythm, so he took out a card boredly and played it over and over in his hand.

"What did Su Xiaosu pay you?"

Irin asked casually.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey—" Li Changge's face was coquettish, and he let out a cheap smile, that expression made Yi Rin feel the urge to hammer Li Changge to death with one punch.

"Secrets, secrets, big secrets."

Li Changge originally wanted to show off his brand-new equipment in front of Yi Rin, but after thinking about it, he resisted this impulse.

But he still couldn't hold back after all, and sold a pass: "Big guy, don't hide it, I, Li Changge, am invincible!" ”

Irin: "? ”

This kid is inflated.

Never mind.

Since Li Changge didn't want to say it, Yi Rin didn't reluctantly continue to ask.

The two of them stayed up bored for half an hour.

The movement below finally stopped.

Yi Rin and Li Changge glanced at each other.

Li Changge: "It's over?" ”

Irin: "Maybe?" ”

Suddenly.

A voice, with three points of sadness, three points of grievance, three points of anger, and a point of deeply hidden comfort, once again penetrated many obstacles and echoed leisurely in the villa.

"it, ahh

It was the voice of Li Erpang's classmate.

Yi Rin was sure at this time, and nodded: "Well, it's over." ”

Ten minutes later.

The emaciated fat man staggered out of the basement.

Blank eyes.

Deep-set eye sockets.

After a fierce battle, Li Er was fat and thin, and he was not in human shape.

- Of course, it's actually the sequelae of skills, and the fat is gone.

He took a few steps and slammed into the wall, and the corner of the wall was instantly knocked out of a gap by Li Erfat.

The corners of Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly.

But Li Erpang seemed to have lost his soul, and he didn't even know that he hit the wall, so he changed his direction and walked towards the hall flutteringly.

"Be careful,, my decoration is expensive."

Li Changge saw Li Erpang bumping around, and finally couldn't help but remind him.

The little fat man who was in a daze finally came back to his senses.

He followed the source of the voice and looked at Li Changge blankly.

The eyes are getting brighter and brighter.

And then.

"! Li Changge, you are a fat man! ”

Li Erpang suddenly burst out, and after tossing for a full hour, he squeezed out his last strength out of nowhere, and pounced on Li Changge, pressing him on the sofa, punching and kicking, and slamming him to death.

As early as when Li Erpang came out, Yi Rin quietly turned on [Shadow].

Although the effect of this skill in broad daylight is not particularly good.

But Li Changge's bag acted as a bulb-like existence not far away, and Li Erfat, who was in a state of mind, didn't see Yi Rin who was close at hand at all, and rushed directly to Li Changge.

"I'm going to let you be yin! I'm going to let you play a conspiracy! ”

"Lao Tzu is gone, ahhhh......h

"You still have a brilliant and heroic life!"

"You're still a light Lori dream who is easy to push down!"

"You ruined Lao Tzu's dream!"

"Lao Tzu wants you to have no place to bury your! Woowoo woo ......"

Bang, knock, snort, pia, ah, oh, woo......

All kinds of voices converge into a symphony-like chapter......

It's very pleasant.

Irin took a sip of tea.

It's still hot.

He knew it.

Don't look at this Li Changge being beaten and screaming, but his voice sounds full of energy, and his health should not fall too fast.

If Li Erpang really moved with murderous intent, Li Changge would be unguarded, and it was estimated that he would be gone, and he would not be able to call out at all.

Although the little fat man was angry, for some reason, his reason was not completely lost, and the bottom line was still there.

So Irin's calm is very calm.

Ten minutes later.

Irin's tea has long since been drunk.

Seeing that Li Changge was busy being beaten, Yi Rin was not embarrassed to let Li Changge take a break from his busy schedule, so he went to make a pot again, and simply waited quietly.

Finally.

Li Erpang finished venting again.

He got up from Li Changge, and when he saw Yi Rin calmly drinking tea on the side, his expression was suddenly stunned.

"When did you come?"

"Just now."

"Oh."

Li Erpang responded, a little unsatisfied, and was hesitating whether to rest for a while and beat Li Changge again.

Li Changge got up with a blue nose and swollen face, crying with a sad face: "Big guy, how can you watch me being beaten!" ”

Yi Rin seriously corrected the language problem in Li Changge's words: "I didn't watch you being beaten, I didn't watch it at all." ”

Li Changge: "......"

Li Erpang listened.

smashed his mouth and tasted the taste.

His squinting eyes, which were already too small to see clearly, squeezed out crow's feet at the corners of his eyes in contemplation.

"Could it be you?"

Irin smiled, "What do you mean?" ”

"it!"

Li Erpang burst out instantly, and the anger he had just vented surged up again, ready to strike at Yi Rin.

Irin reminded, "Remind you, don't force me to do it." ”

Li Erpang: "......"

A moment later.

The three of them sat down again and talked on their knees.

Li Changge rubbed his face sadly, quickly placed an order from his mobile phone, and shipped the most expensive masks and skin care products as quickly as possible.

This face is his capital based on the world, and he must not be sloppy.

Li Erpang looked at Yi Rin.

Mixed feelings.

Lao Tzu has a foul word, and I don't know whether to say it or not?

But thinking of Yi Rin's strength, Li Erpang decided to hold back what he said, and he took it as a fart.

Li Erpang always felt that this kid was unfathomable and had a sinister personality, no, he had lost his dreams, and he was very miserable.

But the wood has been cooked, the rice has been cooked, and it has been cooked into barbecued pork rice. After weighing the pros and cons, Li Erpang decided to put down the idea of attacking Yi Rin for the time being.

Anyway, didn't he also beat Li Changge?

Who is not beaten?

This breath is out.

Thinking of this, after comforting himself, the little fat man felt a lot more comfortable.

"What benefits did Brother Su give you? I give double ...... No, can't I give three times? Is there anything that can't be discussed? Yes?! Do you have to use means to hurt feelings? ”

Li Erpang was heartbroken, and every time he remembered the experience in that hour, he hated it so much that he couldn't get angry.

Yi Rin thought for a while, and then said, "One thing to say, you really can't give double the benefits she gave, let alone triple it." ”

"!"

Li Erpang still doesn't understand what he is doing, Su Xiaosu has made a lot of money in order to capture him.

Even a sinister person like Yi Rin decided to use this kind of trick that did not hesitate to offend people, it is conceivable that the price given by Su Xiaosu is absolutely beyond imagination.

"It's sloppy!"

He knew this earlier, and he should have given Yi Rin benefits in advance and asked him not to help Su Xiaosu.

"Negligent!"

He should have expected that with Brother Su's interpersonal relationships, he could count the people he could find to help with one hand.

"I regret it!"

Li Erpang thought about it, so he silently shed tears.

Seeing the little fat man squatting on the sofa with a sad look, Yi Rin comforted him and said, "Actually, it's not so pessimistic. ”

When Li Erpang heard this, he was even more angry: "My dreams are gone, you still make me not pessimistic?" ”

In the heart of every fat house, there is a dream of sitting on Lori!

The dream is gone!

Can you not be pessimistic?

As the old saying goes: What is the difference between a dream and a salted fish?

"Isn't Sister Su strong?"

"Strong is strong, but ......"

"Sister Su's voice is not good?"

"It's good, it's good, but it's ......"

"Sister Su has a bad personality?"

"It's good to have a good personality, but it's ......"

"Aren't you feeling well?"

"Comfortable is comfortable, but ...... it? Li Erpang asked and answered, almost didn't react, and scolded: "This is not a question of comfort or discomfort at all, okay!" Wait, I'm not even bothering about this at all, okay? ”

Isn't it over for comfort?

It's not obvious that the mouth is upright. 、

Yi Rin was too lazy to break it, chuckled, stood up, and walked towards the door: "For 'us', a plain and unpretentious love story is an unattainable luxury. It is rare to be able to accompany a partner who lives for a long time. Cherish it. ”

Finally, Irin pondered for a moment and added, "In the future, you will thank me." ”

As he said this, he thought of himself.

But Li Erfat's face turned green in an instant.

But it's not good to have a seizure.

Thank ™ you!

"That's not right!"

Li Erpang saw that Yi Rin was about to leave, he suddenly woke up, I can't help it, I can run!

While Brother Su hasn't eased up, am I stupid if I don't run?

Hmph, you underestimate me too much!

Thinking of this, Li Erpang actually stepped directly over the slow Yi Rin and grabbed the door.

Li Changge reclined on the sofa, rubbed his bruised face, looked at the back of the little fat man running away in embarrassment, and said coldly: "Scumbag." Dregs! ”

"Yo yo, it hurts, it hurts—"

The muscles pulled at the injury, and Li Changge twitched his face and wailed again.

Let's talk about the little fat man.

He felt that this escape seemed to be more exciting than escaping in the trial.

Li Erfat tiptoed.

I was afraid that the movement under my feet would be too loud, penetrate the ground, and spread to the basement, disturbing the terrible creature with a height of 1.99 meters.

Five meters.

Four meters.

Three meters.

Two meters.

Li Erfat came to his senses.

Run to the ends of the earth.

As long as she runs fast enough, no matter how tall and strong Su Ge is, she can't catch up.

"Wit!"

Li Erpang silently praised his intelligence.

It's here!

Li Erpang was excited and opened the door of the villa suddenly.

Suddenly.

From Li Erpang in all directions, countless respectful voices gathered together, quite a feeling of coming from all directions.

"Congratulations to the second fat young master and the young lady for tying the knot!"

"I wish the young master and the young lady a long time!"

"Made in heaven!"

"Give birth to a noble son early!"

"Full of children and grandchildren!"

I don't know when.

Countless pitch-black cars surrounded Li Changge's villa.

The subordinates of the Li family, who were wearing black suits, sunglasses, and standard bodyguard attire, had already surrounded Li Changge's villa three times inside and three times outside in order to prevent Li Erpang from escaping.

Rumble Rumble –

The sound of propellers whirring and spinning could be heard above.

Li Erpang looked up.

I found that above my head, a team of armed helicopters hovered at low altitude, and even lined up in a neat formation in the air, patrolling in fancy ways, and taking in the surrounding environment of the villa without dead ends.

When Li Erpang saw this scene, why didn't he understand?

It was dark in front of him, and the little fat man completely fainted.

[Side Quest: Capture the Little Fat Man.] Mission accomplished! 】