Chapter 410: Two Faces
Chapter 410: Two Faces
The scorpion drove handsomely like an old driver, and Zhang Yi sat in the co-pilot very calmly, looking unhurried.
Although Zhang Yi looks like he has seen the world, his heart is not like this.
"! it! it! It's a red light, slow down! Zhang Yi exclaimed in his heart without changing his face.
With a "hiss", the scorpion braked sharply and stopped, and the tires of the car rubbed four marks on the ground.
Sure enough, it's not my own car, and I don't feel distressed when I drive it.
"I'm okay!" The scorpion put his hand on the steering wheel and turned his head to ask Zhang Yi.
As soon as Zhang Yi collapsed in front of Mount Tai, his face did not change, but his face was slightly pale.
"Also...... Not bad! After Zhang Yi swallowed and vomited, he said the words.
"Are you panicking?" The scorpion asked, staring.
"I didn't ...... How so? Zhang Yi's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he pretended to be calm.
"Really? That's a lot of time, let me take you for a lap first! The scorpion patted the steering wheel and said.
Zhang Yi: Σ(ŎдŎ|||) ノノ
"That...... We can be too peaceful......" Zhang Yi was just halfway through his words when he discovered a strange thing.
Taking advantage of the time at the red light, Zhang Yi hurriedly pointed at himself and said, "Can you see what I am like now?"
"What!?" The scorpion tilted his head and said, "Stupid!"
Zhang Yi: "I ......" (⇀‸↼‵‵)
"Be serious, don't be kidding!" Zhang Yi pointed to the reflection of the scorpion on the car window glass and said, "Look at it, what is reflected in the glass now is the face of that middle-aged woman, but now I see that you are still the same Loli face!"
"Lori!? You're the loli face! The scorpion couldn't look at the reflection on the glass, and directly slammed it at Zhang Yi.
"It's not...... You really have a look! Zhang Yi was almost out of words, if Zhang Yi was bold, he would directly hold the scorpion's face and turn it around.
"Grace !!!" The scorpion raised his eyebrows, didn't turn his head, and said lightly: "When I went out to buy snacks, I knew it, and I made a fuss."
"That's not what I'm talking about!" Zhang Yi rubbed his eyebrows and said with great tiredness: "The appearance on the glass is not the same as your appearance in my eyes."
"Huh!? Is it? The scorpion squinted and looked at Zhang Yi.
Sure enough, Zhang Yi reflected Mr. Yao's face in the glass, and if he didn't use the glass reflection to see it, he only used the naked eye to directly look at Zhang Yi, but it was still Zhang Yi's stupid face.
"Seriously, that face in your glass is much better looking than you!" The scorpion withdrew its gaze, not at all surprised.
"I ......" ∑ (°口°๑) ❢❢
"Your brain circuits are quite strange!" Zhang Yi held back for a long time before he spit out such a sentence.
"Cut!" The scorpion said disdainfully.
"We're outsiders in this place, and this place must be rejected by us, what's strange about these things happening?" The scorpion rolled his eyes and said lightly, "Besides, have you seen less strange events?"
Zhang Yi was choked by the scorpion and couldn't speak, rolled his eyes, and teased: "The way you roll your eyes, it's also quite cute!"
"Oh~~~" The scorpion tilted his head and looked at Zhang Yi with a wicked smile, without looking outside the car, quickly hung up the gear, stepped on the accelerator hard, and the car rushed out directly.
"! it! it! Look at the road, look at the road! Don't look at me! Zhang Yi clasped the handle with both hands and exclaimed.
"Afraid of what? So daring? The scorpion said disdainfully.
"Car, car, car, car...... It's going to be hit! Zhang Yi stared straight ahead.
Zhang Yi's car was only a few meters away from the car in front of him, and it was almost crashed, and the scorpion still didn't want to slow down and step on the brakes.
With a "brush", the scorpion made a one-handed turn, hit the steering wheel in half, and directly turned a small turn, overtaking the car.
"What's the panic?" The scorpion said with a roll of his eyes.
"I ...... I...... the! Zhang Yi is three slots in a row.
"Turn, turn! No way! Zhang Yi shouted at the top of his voice.
"Hmph~~" The scorpion raised the corners of his mouth, turned his head, held the steering wheel with both hands, and directly gave Zhang Yi a drift corner.
"Well~~~ah!!!!" Zhang Yi let out a heart-rending roar.
"Am I still cute?" The scorpion asked viciously.
Zhang Yi actually wanted to say that the scorpion's expression of pretending to be evil was also quite cute, but after remembering that the steering wheel was in the scorpion's hand, he hurriedly shook his head like a rattle.
"You will talk about me later, I feel good with you." The scorpion spoke.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhang Yi hurriedly nodded wildly.
The scorpion saw that Zhang Yi was honest, "Hmph! After a sound, he held the steering wheel with both hands and drove honestly.
"You're definitely from Baihua Mountain, even if you're not. It must also be related to Baihua Mountain, and the situation of this driving is exactly the same as that of Ah Ying. I must arrest you back to Baihua Mountain! No, I must bring Aunt Ying to you and let Aunt Ying clean you up! Zhang Yi thought hatefully in his heart.
………
The scorpion stopped steadily, parked the car in the parking space, turned off the engine and pulled the handbrake, and after a set of familiar actions, the scorpion and Zhang Yi got out of the car.
After Zhang Yi got out of the car, he first beat his thighs a few times to make his thighs no longer tremble, soft and tremble.
The place is a commercial street and commercial buildings, as well as a small hospital.
When Zhang Yiguang saw the hospital, his brain hurt for a while, after all, the hospital is a place where there is no shortage of people at any time.
"Where to find out?" Zhang Yi turned his head and asked the scorpion.
"Let's take a walk!" The scorpion glanced around, then casually walked towards a place.
Seeing this, Zhang Yi shrugged his shoulders, shook his thighs and followed, after all, this house is also boring, reset every day, Zhang Yi has watched TV shows all over again in the past 20 days, and these programs have been memorized.
The scorpion walks on the side of the commercial street, and every time it passes a storefront, it will look inside, but it does not enter.
Zhang Yi also looked at it curiously, but he couldn't see anything strange.
After looking at it for a long time, Zhang Yi couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?" Tell me about it! I'll help you find it too! ”
"I didn't look for anything!" The scorpion retracted its head and looked at Zhang Yi sweetly.
"No!?" Zhang Yi made a gesture of stretching his neck and said, "Then why do you keep stretching your neck and looking at other people's stores!"
"It's just shopping, don't you look at it!" The scorpion squinted at Zhang Yi and said.
Zhang Yi: "Shopping...... Shopping!? ”(*゚ロ゚)!!
"That's right!" (=^▽^=)
"If you like something, go up and grab it directly, anyway, this place will be heavy, as long as the bar is over twenty-four o'clock!" Zhang Yi dug his nostrils and complained: "No one will remember you at that time, but you have to grab it again." (¬_¬)