Chapter 11 I do train well, but the main thing is that it is smart
In fact, Ding Zheng is not unable to abandon Li Shangen and go to the street to perform on his own, and there will be many people watching it.
But if this is the case, I am afraid that the onlookers will not give money, but food.
Moreover, it also needs Li Shangen to help it hide its eyes, hide its IQ, and act as a translator.
As an orangutan, no matter what you do, you are more or less in trouble.
Li Shangen is the person that Ding Zheng must rely on now.
The next day.
There was another large group of people who came to watch the monkey performance, but no matter what Li Shangen said, Ding Zheng didn't move at all and put on the monkey's shelf.
Li Shangen begged the audience for mercy: "Fathers and elders go on a blind date, the monkeys don't have the quality of performance today, I'll play the other three monkeys for you to see, make sure they look good!" ”
"Who wants to see you play these little monkeys! Monkey Hunt! The audience shouted.
"Everyone, Monkey today." Li Shangen smiled wryly.
"What kind of monkey is not a monkey, today I came to see you play the big monkey, don't give us face, right?"
"That's it, I really think I'm bringing a monkey?"
"Daddy, I want to see the monkey, I want to see the monkey......"
……
The crowd was excited, and Li Shangen didn't expect such a problem to arise at all.
In his opinion, if Ding Zheng is given enough food, this monkey show can go on forever.
Unexpectedly, this strange monkey actually used the boycott to get money from him.
It's like you're here to work!
Li Shangen thought of this, and suddenly felt that if Ding Zheng was regarded as a partner, it seemed natural to divide the money!
"Alas......" Thinking of Ding Zheng's extraordinary things all along, Li Shangen sighed deeply.
"Gotcha! If you count as a part-time job, you will be considered a part- What is the lack of people's hearts! ”
He turned around, leaned into Ding Zheng's ear, and whispered: "Okay, you can divide it if you say it, come on, come on, don't delay making money, earn more points!" ”
Li Shangen's words reached his ears, Ding Zheng smiled, and immediately passed his head, raising his arms high, which immediately attracted the attention of the audience.
"Haha, I really need someone to invite me to come out."
"What a god!"
"Come on one, let your monkey make a trick, my son wants to see the trick!"
"I want to see the monkey beat people!"
The audience was all smiling, and even a few of them lost their money on the spot.
In order to make more money and work harder, Ding Zheng surrounded almost half of the road, and there were applause from time to time.
At noon, the guys from a restaurant next to him actually came over to invite Li Shangen and Ding Zheng to their restaurant to eat, and they didn't need money.
Li Shangen happily followed, and as Ding Zheng sat down by the door on the first floor, a large group of people who watched the excitement also followed, naturally embarrassed to sit in vain, and asked for some wine and food, the restaurant owner laughed, very proud of his wisdom.
The afternoon still continued, after all, with a goal, Ding Zheng worked harder than in the previous days, and the audience was more cheering.
Three days have passed in the blink of an eye.
When Ding Zheng was eating at noon, he happened to see Yan Zhendong performing not far away.
One of the money rewarded by the audience fell into the horse manure, Yan Zhendong squatted on the ground, there were no stones and wood around, he wanted to go to the side to find it but was afraid that the money would be taken away by others, he hesitated for a moment, and finally put his hand in......
Ding Zheng nodded secretly.
"It seems that Yan Zhendong's money is almost spent, tonight, no! Tomorrow! Go tomorrow! ”
The next afternoon, at the request of Ding Zheng, Li Shangen had to close the stall earlier, and then went to buy wine and meat together, and after looking for a long time, he saw Yan Zhendong sitting in an abandoned shed.
What Ding Zheng didn't know was that because of its appearance, almost all the business of the performers in this area was greatly reduced.
Yan Zhendong is also one of the victims, he is already unfriendly, and he has a foreign accent that can't be changed, and the backbone of the martial artist has not been completely worn away, so life is really difficult.
Of course, this is also the reason why Yan Zhendong's brain is not very flexible, and he really can't think of using martial arts to do something else.
Li Shangen walked next to Yan Zhendong and didn't mention the matter of apprenticeship, but said, "Fellow, eat together?" ”
Yan Zhendong glanced at Li Shangen and Ding Zheng, his face was complicated, but he nodded after all.
"Thank you, fellow!"
Can't refuse, hungry!
It's really hard to be hungry!
In fact, Yan Zhendong already had some regrets in his heart for rejecting Li Shangen.
There is no other reason for this.
The main reason is that Li Shangen is rich, and he has seen with his own eyes how much Li Shangen can make by playing monkeys!
For Yan Zhendong, who doesn't like to use his brains very much, it is too difficult to make money.
When Ding Zheng heard this, he immediately put away the roast chicken and pig's trotters and other dishes in his hand one by one, and then took out the wine and put a bottle in front of Li Shangen and Yan Zhendong.
Yan Zhendong didn't react at first, but after a while, people were stupid.
Looking at Ding Zheng's skillful movements, his whole expression was a little stiff!
Ding Zheng put away the wine and food, picked up the chopsticks, pointed to the dishes on the ground, looked at the two of them, and signaled.
Eat.
Eat quickly.
Yan Zhendong's eyes widened, stunned!
"Fellow, what are you looking at, eat!" Li Shangen was secretly amused next to him, and then reminded him loudly.
"Oh! Oh. Yan Zhendong nodded, and the two of them moved their chopsticks.
But Yan Zhendong was also secretly observing this strange monkey when he was eating.
Ding Zheng is proficient in picking vegetables, and his posture is no different from ordinary people, sitting cross-legged on the ground, with a piece of cloth around his waist, if it weren't for that hair, just looking at his body shape and movements, he is really no different from ordinary people.
"Tut-tut......" Yan Zhendong took a sip of wine, shook his head and sighed a little.
He naturally heard that Li Shangen made a lot of money because of this divine monkey, but he couldn't use this method.
After half of the wine, Yan Zhendong was no longer as distant as he was at the beginning, and Li Shangen began to speak.
Of course, these are all Ding Zheng's meanings, just let Li Shangen convey them on his behalf.
"Fellow, what do you think of this monkey?" Li Shangen asked.
Yan Zhendong was stunned for a moment, and after thinking, he replied: "It is worthy of being a divine monkey, and the spirituality is about to catch up with people!" ”
"Is it just catching up?" Li Shangen smiled, his face full of mystery.
Yan Zhendong glanced at Ding Zheng: "A beast is a beast, can it really be the same as a human?" You can train it to do many things, but no matter how much you train it, it won't understand us. ”
"Really?" Li Shangen turned his head to look at Ding Zheng and asked, "Can you understand what we are saying?" ”
Ding Zheng nodded.
"Do you agree with him?" Li Shangen pointed at Yan Zhendong.
Ding Zheng shook his head.
Yan Zhendong's eyes widened, obviously frightened again, but after a while, he still defended: "This is your training!" You must have some cue for it to nod and shake its head. ”
Li Shangen shook his head with a smile and said, "Of course, this is also the reason for my training, but fellow, have you ever seen the second monkey so smart?" ”
"Even if it's half smart!"
"Don't say anything else, Li Shangen, just because he's smart, this monkey can even keep up with a child, why don't you try it?"
Li Shangen stretched out his hand and motioned for Yan Zhendong to please.
Ding Zheng still prefers to be low-key, not wanting to expose too much, and Li Shangen doesn't want Ding Zheng's magic to be well known.
The two are combined, so most of Ding Zheng's performance is attributed to Li Shangen.
But this is enough to show Ding Zheng's peculiarity and cleverness.
After all, in the eyes of others, it is just a monkey.
Yan Zhendong frowned and thought for a while before he said to Ding Zheng: "Pick up the wine on the table." ”
Although Ding Zheng felt that it was an idiot to do this, in order to learn martial arts smoothly, he still tried his best to cooperate, reached out and picked up two bottles of wine, and stretched out his arms to Yan Zhendong.