"Actually, my greatest wish is to take three or five families at the city gate at dusk to flirt with the women of good families on the road......

Yang Xingzhou looked at the people in Shuisheng who went away, and there was a sense of melancholy in his heart: "When a bad guy can't let go of his hands and feet, he is not very willing to be a good person!" Alas, I really didn't make it! ”

After Shui Sheng left, he knew that a relationship that could have belonged to him was strangled by himself in advance before it began.

This made him, who has been a single dog for several years, feel a little more reluctant in addition to being relaxed: "It's a pity that such a good girl, I don't know which pig will be arched!" ”

He sighed for a long time before riding north.

This time he was wanted by the government for doing good deeds, which made him extremely angry, and he was very dissatisfied with today's son, and he was going to go to the capital to investigate the rumors and see if there was a chance to seek revenge on the emperor Lao Tzu.

"You scare Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has to scare you!"

So hurry up and go straight to the north. Capital.

At this time, the dynasty has been peaceful for a long time, many officials have long been numb, that is, the palace guards are also incredibly weak, five or six years ago, there was an ordinary chef casually took a kitchen knife, rushed to the front of the royal car, almost killed the emperor of the dynasty, at that time more than a hundred imperial guards were almost stunned, only five or six people reacted, caught the chef.

Later, when another hero passed by the Shenwu Gate of the Imperial Palace with a gun, on a whim, he rushed straight to the palace with a spear in his hand, wounded three guards on the spot, and was finally killed by a group of guards.

The reason is that when this group of guards stood guard on duty, they all thought that the waist knife was too heavy, and the long weapon in their hands was heavier, so unless the prince and minister checked it, they would stand on both sides in neat armor.

These guards were so sloppy that ordinary people could rush into the palace.

Once this kind of thing happened, the emperor was angry once, and as a result, the emperor was angry once, and the courtiers panicked once, and in less than three days, the panic germinated in a solid state and continued to return to the former lazy state.

When Yang Xingzhou arrived in the capital, the periphery of the palace was like a fictitious, and the people who lived near the palace were able to pass through the Forbidden City directly in order to take a shortcut when they were buying vegetables and transporting water, which was an unprecedented miracle in all dynasties.

What's more, at this time, the princes and ministers who came to the palace were repeatedly stolen by thieves, their clothes were torn, and silver and silver tickets were often stolen.

It is simply unbelievable that the guards of the palace have been lax to this extent.

Yang Xingzhou has lived in the capital for nearly half a month, and he has already investigated the situation of the palace guards, and the clearer he is, the more surprised he is: "The main reason why the palace guards are so slack is not the guards, but the emperor!" If the emperor is wise and powerful, the guards and ministers of the city will never dare to relax like this. Otherwise, kill the nine clans and destroy their full doors, see who dares to do things so perfunctory? It seems that the position of this emperor is not very stable! ”

He contributed the entire Golden Buddha in exchange for money and food to relieve the disaster, but was wanted by the emperor of the dynasty, the anger in his heart can be imagined, this time he came to the capital to find the emperor to reason, at this time seeing the guards so lax, I couldn't help but be overjoyed.

A few days later, in the early morning, he knocked out a vendor who sold breakfast, snatched the vendor's cart, pushed fried fritters, made tofu brains and other breakfasts, and walked towards the palace.

The ministers in the palace are going to go to court on the fourth watch, and they don't have to eat breakfast, and they can't stand it for a long time, so they allow the hawkers to go to the palace to sell breakfast, and they go in and out with their waist cards.

Yang Xingzhou's stunned hawker this time was such a person who went to the palace to sell breakfast to make ends meet, and immediately pushed the cart straight into the Forbidden City, and when he arrived at the door, a guard stopped Yang Xingzhou and asked, "Shout, where is the old grandson?" Why didn't he come today? ”

Yang Xingzhou said with a smile: "When my nephew was grinding tofu today, he was kicked by the donkey in the tofu room, and he was kicking that word, and the pain was unbearable, so he had to beg me to serve the adults for him!" ”

The guard laughed and said, "Fuck, how old are you, the old grandson is fifty years old, and you still call him nephew!" ”

Yang Xingzhou said with a smile: "He is not young, but I am old!" To tell you the truth, if I really start from scratch, I should call him the third grandson, but it's not my own family, I'm embarrassed to take advantage of him too much, hehe......"

As he spoke, he quickly filled a few bowls of tofu brains and handed them to the guards on the errand: "Brothers, you have worked duty, how about you try my nephew's skills?" ”

Several guards reached out to take the dishes and chopsticks, took the fritters and fruits, and praised: "Brother, you are much more generous than the old grandson!" That old man, after all these years of going in and out of the palace, has never given us a bite to eat, and he doesn't know the pain of starvation! I can't be a man! ”

Yang Xingzhou said with a smile: "When I go back, the villain must reprimand him well, and as long as I pass by the gate in the future, I will leave a stutter for a few big brothers." A few breakfasts, what's worth it? ”

After packing up the dishes and chopsticks, several guards helped him push the cart to the side of a large courtyard in the palace before returning to the door with a smile.

Yang Xingzhou set up the stall, took out a big wooden card, and inserted it next to the money box on the top of the car, with a few big characters written on the wooden card: Serve the rice yourself, and invest the money yourself!

After opening the wooden barrel and waiting for the fritters and fruits to be placed, he ran to a guard with his stomach covered: "This lord, the villain's stomach pain is unbearable, how can there be a toilet here?" ”

The guard scolded with a smile: "Is a bubble of still suffocating to the palace?" ”

Yang Xingzhou nodded and said, "My lord, people have three urgencies, and villains can't control it!" ”

The guard raised his hand and pointed ahead: "Go inside!" Turn the corner of the house and walk fifty steps, and you will find the latrine! ”

Yang Xingzhou thanked him again and again, and ran in the direction of the toilet with a puff of smoke.

After he came to the latrine, he looked around at no one, flipped his clothes at the moment, revealed the night clothes inside, flew over the city wall, and quickly ran towards the palace Ouchi, where the palace guards handed over the shift every two hours, this time was the point of the shift, the impatience of the shift, yawning and leaving, the successor was still lazy on the way, and it would take at least a quarter of an hour to continue to work.

Yang Xingzhou had already investigated this clearly, and his body was along the root of the wall, scurrying high on the ground, silently approaching the Palace of Heart Nourishing, and the current emperor lived in the Palace of Heart Nourishing.

At this time, the Son of Heaven had just gotten up from the dragon bed, and there was a palace maid and eunuch dressing him on clothes.

The emperor was in his forties, his eyes were swollen, and he looked quite emaciated, he stood in front of a dressing mirror for foreign tribute, looked at himself a few times, sighed slightly, and asked: "Lu Bao, have you heard about this Jiangyang thief helping the victims recently?" ”

The great eunuch Lu Bao said in a low voice: "Don't hide it from the emperor, the people in the slave's family also said about this person in a letter, saying that he seems to have dug up the treasure of Emperor Liang Yuan in the past recently, and he exchanged it for money and grain to help the victims of Shandong and Henan, and is known as the Buddha of ten thousand families, and he is called 'Hero Yang Xingzhou' on the rivers and lakes."

The emperor smiled and said, "Hero? A Jiangyang thief is also worthy of being called a hero? Give a little benefit to call a good person? How foolish this people are! ”

At this moment, there was suddenly another person in the mirror, and a clear voice came from behind him: "Is it? Then what kind of person can be qualified to be called a hero? ”