Chapter Seventy-Nine: Zhuge Qing: Why does your chicken soup smell like a fart?
The camera pans back to Wudang Mountain.
At this time, the "family of four" had just finished dinner.
After eating, Zhuge Qing, who had just been polite during the banquet, glanced at Meng Lang, and then got up and walked out of the door.
But as he walked, he found that there seemed to be no footsteps behind him, and when he looked back, he found that someone was still enjoying his cousin's mouth wiping service, and he didn't pay attention to his own meaning at all.
Zhuge Qing: ('⌒ ́#)!
'Too much deception! ’
Zhuge Fox couldn't bear it anymore, took three steps and made two steps, rushed back to Meng Lang's side, grabbed his collar and dragged him out of the door.
"Meng Lang! Didn't you see the look I gave you!? How dare you ignore me? ”
Meng someone: "Ah??? ”
[・_・?]
"You just gave me a look? I didn't see it?"
And where did you get the confidence to think that others could understand your eyes? If you want others to see you, you should at least prepare a pair of eyes! ’
According to the complaint in his heart, Meng Lang smiled elegantly and casually, and while gently sorting out the collar that was scratched by Zhuge Qing, he said neatly:
"Okay~Okay~ What's the matter~"
"How big is it?" Zhuge Qing's eyes turned up, and his face was full of indignation, "Then how about I find someone to beat you up?" It's not a big deal anyway. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm going to have an accident if you beat me up."
Meng someone dug his nostrils and forced casually:
"From the perspective of identity, I am a public official, and you are just an eighteenth-tier star in the past, and the current unemployed vagrant gnaws at the old family."
"The king also cut you, can your father go to Wudang Mountain to find Lao Niu's nose to fight, or can he go to Kyoto to find Wang Weiguo to lose money?"
"And I'm different, you let Wang also move one finger of the baby to try? I can send him to the squatting room immediately, and no one can do it. ”
Zhuge Qing: ( ́ー')......
'Oh yes! This thing is so annoying, I really want to beat him, what should I do if I can't help it? ’
Meng Lang, who was constantly stimulating Zhuge Qing on the side, seemed to see his old friend's thoughts, shook his head and sighed lightly: "Die, you can't beat me." ”
As he spoke, he handed his mobile phone to Zhuge Fox in a timely manner: "Look at this video." ”
Zhuge Qing reached out and took the phone and pressed the play button.
In the video, there is an uncut video of Wang being beaten by Meng in all directions, from the beginning of the two-person martial arts performance to the end Wang was also pierced into rag dolls by the ice sword, and the whole battle was perfectly presented by Zhuge Dali's superb editing techniques.
Zhuge Qing: ヾ( ́▽'; )ゝ
“...... Hahahaha! It's been a good brother for so many years, how can I hate you~ What's more, you have become my brother-in-law again, and we are now a close family. ”
Meng Lang glanced at Zhuge Qing's arm that was back on his shoulder, took his fingers out of his nostrils and flicked them slightly, and said indifferently while rubbing them casually:
"Okay~ Big man, look at it."
"Isn't this also for your good, life is too smooth, it's easy to get lost, and someone can wake up when they go astray is an opportunity that I don't know how many people can't ask for it......"
"Yes, yes. You're right! Zhuge Qing smiled and listened to Meng tell about his chicken soup for the soul that seemed reasonable at first glance, but carefully tasted with a fart smell, nodding again and again on the surface, but becoming more and more irritable in his heart.
'Hurry up and shut up this thing!' ’
Sometimes, life is so dramatic, and Zhuge Qing's wishes are obviously perceived by Providence in the dark.
Thereupon...... Meng Lang poured for more than an hour, and only after he was really thirsty did he close his mouth and go back to the dining room to drink water.
A big bowl of underwater belly, Meng was wiping his mouth when he heard someone shouting outside the door: "Are Minister Meng and all the monks of the Zhuge family here?" Our head of the house invites you to go to the dragon head incense and ask for important things. ”
Hearing this, Meng Lang first glanced at Zhuge Yan, who was swiping his mobile phone not far away, and then got up at the same time, pulling Zhuge Dali, who was writing and drawing in a notebook with a slightly red face, and Zhuge Qing, who was wearing headphones and listening to music to purify his ears, and walked out of the door.
Shao leaned, and the four of them came to a stone hall not far from Wudang Nanyan under the guidance of the guide Daotong.
Before entering the stone hall, the sharp-eyed Meng Lang also caught a glimpse of Wang Ye, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating at Longtou Xiang, and his master Yunlong Daochang, it seemed that the kidnappers had not yet appeared.
Entering the stone hall half a body behind Zhuge Yan, he was greeted by a thin old man who looked very ordinary on the outside.
If it weren't for being in Wudang and wearing Taoist robes, I'm afraid no one would have thought that this little old man who didn't look amazing was Zhou Meng, the head of the Wudang faction, one of the two leaders of Taoism.
After the four of them entered the house, they bowed their hands and said, "The younger generation has seen Zhou Daochang. ”
The old Taoist priest's wrinkled face, like dried orange peel, pulled a slight smile.
I saw that he first raised his hand and returned a half-salute, and then sighed and said: "Originally, the distinguished guests came to the door, Wudang Mountain should not treat you slowly, but unfortunately there was an evil thing on the mountain today, before the thief was caught, Wudang really did not have extra manpower to entertain, and I hope you Haihan." ”
When Meng Lang heard this, he immediately stepped forward and waved his hand warmly: "Old Zhou, where are you?" Not to mention that I and other juniors don't need to be polite and generous in Wudang, even the head of the Wuhou faction Zhuge is also respectful when he mentions Zhou Lao you on weekdays, and now that Wudang has an accident, it's too late for me to help, so how can I pick your courtesy. ”
"Hehehe, Minister Meng is very sleek, or not, then the old way is not polite, this time I invite you to come over because I heard Wang Ye describe before, Minister Meng's light skills seem to be very good, and he can cross the void?"
"Zhou Lao doesn't need to be so polite to the juniors, just call 'Meng Lang', the juniors are not talented, and they can really do it reluctantly."
"Good! Then the old man was cheeky and asked Meng Lang Xiaoyou for a favor. ”
"Senior, please speak."
"Boss Song is a woman, her ancestors are also quite related to my Wudang, and now his only brother was kidnapped on my Wudang Mountain, and Lao Dao is naturally to blame."
"This time, the gangster left a book asking us to put the ransom in such a ridiculous place as dragon head incense, obviously its fundamental purpose is not for ransom."
"In other aspects, my Wudang can be said to be fully prepared, the only thing to worry about is the safety of the hostages, once the gangsters are cornered and push Xiao Song Jushi off the cliff, I am afraid it will cause a tragedy......"
"The junior understands, since this is the case, I will accompany Daoist Wang Ye and Daoist Yunlong to guard here, as long as the kidnappers appear, the safety of the hostages will be wrapped up in Meng someone's body."
"So, thank you little friend!"
Just when everyone in the stone hall wanted to say a few more polite words, they heard someone outside the door suddenly shouting: "Master! The gangsters have appeared! ”
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