2204 Punch lines

The part-time job issued by the new boss may be a bit problematic, and some job seekers with strong personalities complain about "tired and little money".

The new boss's temper was also very hot, and he immediately replied with mockery, saying that he was too little to be a duck, and he was happy and fast.

Those job seekers were also hot-headed and casually talked, but when they thought that all kinds of bosses were looking at them, they naturally didn't dare to say anything more.

As a result, the new boss seemed to be unforgiving, and when he saw the other party retreating, he scolded more and more energetically.

Someone couldn't see it and came out to say a few words.

The new boss doesn't care who the other party is, in short, who comes out and scolds whom.

After that, there were not only job seekers, but also some bosses who were scolded.

The scene was chaotic.

The new boss is amazingly impressive, and his witty words are full of words.

Pointing at the nose of a group of bosses and scolding:

"Nosy, isn't it? Looks like you're very capable, isn't it? ”

"I'm calling them for your?"

"Do you think one or two are amazing?"

"Selling your ass to make two bucks and making two bucks is starting to shake?"

"I tell you, I sympathize with you, it's not easy to earn your hard-earned money! Come to this kind of group to recruit people for part-time jobs, do you really think of yourself as a big boss? ”

Someone angrily retorted: "Aren't you also coming to this group to recruit people?" Then get out of here. ”

"Ha funny, I can be wherever I want, you can control me?"

"I'll also tell you, I'm on vacation in the Philippines this week, and I'm going to Sabah next week, don't you think you're a cow? You have the ability to keep up. ”

"If you don't have money, you can coax it! Shrink the eggs and don't give me a gasp, you know? What kind of big head garlic do you pretend to be? ”

"So nosy, why don't you care if your mother-in-law cuckolds you?"

A group of people made a fuss in the group, swiping out thousands of messages, and the group owner didn't care, Li He flipped through the paragraphs, purely as a joke.

I think it's kind of interesting.

The car stopped and reached the ground, he paid with cash, opened the door and got out of the car to go home, looking down at his phone all the way.

Fortunately, there are few vehicles and pedestrians on this road.

Otherwise, I don't know how many accidents will happen, how many cars will be damaged, and how many innocent passers-by's little electric donkeys will be compensated...

The quarrel continued to escalate.

The owner of a certain boutique fruit supermarket with a certain business card on it couldn't help but reply: "What kind of money is it to go to the Philippines and Sabah, I don't often go to buy goods." ”

The new boss blew up directly, and Ait's man said: "Come on, come on, don't count rich, you have money, come and send money, you send a hundred, I send two hundred, I will always send twice as much as you do, and I have the ability to distribute wealth, so I can give benefits to the poor dicks in the group." ”

The boss on the other side is also a master with a character, and immediately sent a big red envelope of 2,000 yuan and 50 random people in the group.

The group had been arguing for a while.

It is estimated that there are many people who watch the excitement.

As soon as I saw that there was really money, I immediately grabbed it all.

A series of thanks to the boss to swipe the screen.

Li He's latest Huahua mobile phone, not to mention how fast he opened red envelopes, grabbed a 198 yuan in the chaos, and missed the best luck by a fraction of a second.

But he was already very satisfied.

It's the first time in my life to grab such a big red envelope.

No.

This is not a red envelope.

It's a huge bag!

Thanks to the boss to keep up and talk about his heart.

At the same time, like most of the people in the group, his eyes were shining and he was looking forward to the next one.

After a slight pause.

Sure enough, another red envelope appeared.

Li He hurriedly clicked on it, but was shocked to find that the red envelope had been snatched up.

This is also a lucky red envelope, but only 20 people are set.

It is 200 yuan per person, a total of 4,000 yuan.

That new boss really sent twice as much.

The boss on the other side was silent.

The new boss was proud, no, no, and urged repeatedly: "Go on, keep sending it!" I've got all my money in Weiwei, waiting for you! Where is the 2,000 yuan? Don't coax your grandson. ”

The boss on the other side didn't know if he was down or busy, but he didn't scold him anymore.

"Trash! Poor beep! I don't have the money to pretend to beep in front of me! Regardless of the heavens and the earth, do you care that your mother fights your father to find a wild man? So energetic, the public toilet outside is blocked, the fecal water is full, why don't you go to eat and drink some good deeds? How can a stupid beep like you who has shrunk eggs and no seeds have the face to live in this world? Why don't you die? ”

The new boss retreated several waves of people in a row, and in the end, he directly threw money to silence a boss, and no one dared to collide head-on.

An honest person analyzed seriously: "People say that you say that it is because you have a low salary, right?" With such a lot of work, it's only that little money per hour, and you're so rich, isn't it over to give them more? Why be aggressive. ”

"They? Are they worth it? ”

"Even now, I think it's too much!"

"What kind of swarm is this? It's better to call it a part-time group, and we call it a garbage recycling station in private! No one wants garbage to stay here and wait for a part-time job, you know! It's all a bunch of garbage that no one wants! ”

"I don't waste my money on this garbage if I feed the dogs!"

Someone came out to make trouble and said to him: "Hehe, I'm indeed garbage, Dad, how many more red envelopes?" ”

The new boss said, "I'll send it if I shout dad again." ”

The man sent a message: "Daddy! I can call you bankrupt dad! ”

"Silly son is so good, I have 1 yuan here, take it to buy and eat."

The dollar was divided into 100 parts, and a hundred people were brought in.

Li He was also quick to grab a 0.01.

The new boss smiled triumphantly: "A bunch of stupid beeps, they are crazy to rob a dollar, and they haven't seen money since they lived so big, right?" ”

"Look at yourselves, what kind of shit? Poor dick, scolding you is still not convinced, isn't it? ”

"How many cents can I have left over a month while earning a salary of one or two thousand?"

"When I get off work at night and go back to your basement rental house for 300 yuan, I look at the secretly taken photos of the goddess on my mobile phone and drool, isn't it? Low self-esteem? ”

"Do the clothes, pants and shoes on the whole body add up to 200 yuan? The numbers in the bank card hover at most 3 and 4 digits, not to mention buying a house and a car, taking a driver's license will cost you half a life, and opening a house for a meal will cost you half a month's salary, which woman can take a fancy to you? ”

"Are you still dreaming that there will always be goddess-level beauties who like your heart instead of material things to nibble on turnips and cabbage with you?"

"Then you still continue to dream, it took a few decades of people to make such a little money, what heart can you have worthy of the goddess?"

"Is it motivation or hard work?"

"To make such a little money, are you embarrassed to say that you are motivated, hardworking, and talented?"

"Even if you're blind, don't be blind to everyone else, okay?"

"Do you still have to complain that there is no discerning hero in society, Bole found you a thousand-mile horse?"

"You'd better continue to be your Maxima, now that you've switched to gasoline, you can run thousands of miles a day! I don't need you! ”

"Think I'm giving less money? Stay in this kind of group and don't see what kind of goods you are! ”

"If you have the ability, don't come to find a part-time job! What a talent, I will serve you tea and water, high salary, annual leave, and serve you like a father! ”

"If you don't have the ability, just shrink up honestly, and don't force me to scold you in this kind of waste concentration camp!"

"Lest your mother feel distressed, she worked so hard and the dog was scorched, and she gave birth to such a scolding beep thing like you."