3112 Cell phone

PS：

Thank!

Thank you for the reward!

Thank you for the reward!

If I'm not mistaken, no one should dare to put the reward at the beginning of the text, right?

But!

I dare!

Because!

。。。

Li He stood at the top of the stairs on the third floor, looking at the pile of kitchen waste on his door, egg liquid and broken eggshells, fish heads and bones, vegetable roots and rotten vegetable leaves.

He shook his head speechlessly.

No wonder the old saying says that it is better to offend a gentleman than a villain.

This kind of indiscriminate trick is really annoying.

He knocked on the wooden door of Bancuntou's house.

This type of rental house has two doors, the iron gate on the outside is in the style of a fence for easy observation, and there is a wooden door on the inside.

The iron door of Bancuntou's house has been smashed into the door frame by Li He, and finally unloaded by the little brother of the fire with tools.

Of course, it was impossible for him to repair it himself, so there was only one wooden door left in his house.

"Knock knock."

"Who?" The sound of a head was heard inside.

Li He said, "I." ”

"Get out!" The board head shouted.

Li He raised his voice towards the door: "Within five minutes, clean up the garbage you threw at my door, and I can forgive you." ”

"Can't understand people? Get out of here! Ban Cuntou continued to shout, and his tone revealed some smugness: "Why do you say that I threw away the garbage?" Is there any evidence? Be careful what I sue you. Slander! ”

Li He nodded, didn't waste any more saliva, opened the door and went home, took a broom and mop, and swept all the garbage at the door to the door of Bancuntou's house.

It seems that Bancuntou, who has been lying on the door and listening to the movement, immediately opened the door, pointed his mobile phone at Li He and said, "I caught it!" Ha ha! Sample fight with me? I'll give you five minutes to clean it now! Otherwise, I'll call the police! ”

Li He's figure flickered, and he snatched his mobile phone and slapped it into his belt.

Ban Cuntou still maintained the posture of holding the mobile phone, but his hand was empty, and he asked in a daze, "What are you doing?" What the? ”

"Look at how many phones you have to lose." The corners of Li He's mouth hooked up into a half-smile.

Ban Cuntou walked out from behind the door, stretched out his hand to grab Li He, and said angrily: "Grass! How dare you snatch my phone? Take it out! ”

I had seen Tang Rui fight with a junior level earlier, and he felt very handsome, so he also went to exchange and learn, at this moment, Li He casually hooked his outstretched arm, pressed it down gently, and the whole person fell to the ground.

In fact, this trick doesn't have much technical content, but it has a lot of strength.

Ban Cuntou was pressed to the ground without the ability to resist, unprepared, smashed face down to tears, and was covered with kitchen waste on the ground.

He reluctantly turned his head and shouted, "Poof, let go!" What the hell do you give Lao Tzu a go! I was in a good mood to tease you, but now you make Lao Tzu feel bad, and Lao Tzu will turn around and find someone to kill you! ”

Li He smiled and let go of his hand.

Ban Cun covered his arms and retreated to the door, and the moment he closed the door with his foot, he gritted his teeth and said, "Wait for Lao Tzu!" See I can't kill you! ”

Subsequently, Li He could hear the voice of Ban Cuntou shouting inside through the wooden door: "Wife, call me on your mobile phone!" I told someone to hack that dog thing to death! ”

Shaking his head, he went back to his room to get his clothes and take a shower.

As soon as I finished washing, my hair was not dry, and I heard the sound of slamming the door and scolding from the door.

Li He walked over and opened the door.

Outside the door, there were four or five young men with a temperament very similar to Ban Cuntou.

Some people have cigarettes in their mouths, some people have messy hair, and some people are shirtless and showing off their tattoos in this weather, shivering from the cold.

Several people were holding knives in their hands, and the leader was Ban Cuntou.

Li He saw that the man was shaking so badly that he couldn't help but hand over the coat he was holding in his hand that he hadn't worn yet, and said kindly, "It's cold enough, right?" Dress warmer. ”

"Warm you!" The man scolded angrily, raised his leg and kicked Li He in the stomach.

"Bang."

He felt as if he had kicked against a wall, and the pain and jolting began on the soles of his feet and extended along the leg bones all the way to his abdomen.

He sat on the ground with his legs covered, his face confused.

"Grass! Dare to fight back! Ban Cuntou didn't understand how Li He's hand was "returned" at all, but how bold people were, and not understanding it didn't prevent him from yelling: "Let's go together!" I'm responsible for hacking people! ”

Li He's figure flickered, and the knives in everyone's hands were taken away.

At the same time, he also has a few more mobile phones in his hand.

There are fruits, there are flowers, and there are rice.

From the mobile phone, you can see what the economic conditions of each person are.

Not too verbose, all slapped into the belt.

A group of people rushed into the house with high morale and immediately began to be in a daze.

"What for?" One of the more honest people asked stupidly, "Why are you taking my phone?" Give it back! You can't afford to break it for thousands! ”

"Grass! He grabbed his phone! That's how he snatched my phone! The board was so angry that his brain, which had lost his mind, didn't realize what it meant that the knife in his hand was taken away in an instant, so he just jumped to his feet and shouted angrily: "Kill him for me!" Hold him down for the phone! ”

A crowd rushed up in a hurry.

Fell down in a noisy.

Everyone was pressed to the ground casually, just at the entrance of the door, Li He was like an ancient god of war, with a great posture of being a man and not opening a thousand people.

"You can't beat me." Li He took out his mobile phone, hooked the corners of his mouth with a half-smile, and said, "The mobile phone is gone, continue to call people, and see how many mobile phones you have to lose." ”

As soon as the words fell, the mobile phone in his hand was broken in half by him with a bang.

"My machine!!" Ban Cuntou howled, and his eyes were about to split.

The honest man before cautiously said to the board inch, "Or... Call the police, right? ”

Ban Cuntou slapped him on the shoulder fiercely, and said angrily: "Report a few!" Not shameful enough! Walk! Let's go! ”

He got up from the ground, pointed at Li He and gritted his teeth and said, "There is a kind! You kid has a kind! Don't go out if you have the ability! Go out and see if I can't kill you! ”

As soon as Li He heard this, he directly raised his legs and walked out of the door.

The man lying on the ground was kicked and crawled out, and after a few clicks, he reached the door, he took the key and closed the door with his backhand, looked at the board and said, "How do you get it?" ”

Ban Cuntou was angry: "Go downstairs!" Here's such a place to make a fuss! There's a kind of downstairs! ”

Li He obediently walked down the stairs, until he walked into the alley, turned around and looked at the board at the entrance of the building and asked, "Then what?" ”

"Boom" There was a sound of an engine, and a car rushed into the narrow alley, crashing straight towards Li He.

Li He gently raised his leg and took two steps back, and the car passed in front of him, but he didn't have time to turn around and disappeared into the alley.

Seeing the car at the end of the alley turning extremely unwillingly to find a U-turn, Li He turned around and asked Bancuntou: "That's it?" Is driving your person? The technology doesn't seem to work, this kind of alley can definitely only be reversed and exited, and what are you doing moving forward. ”

Ban Cuntou almost gritted his teeth, and shouted at the person who came out next to him: "Tell him to reverse the car!" Don't you have a brain, it's so narrow, and you want to turn around! ”

The person next to him spread his hands helplessly: "The mobile phone is gone." ”

The board was crazy: "Run over and shout!" A few steps away! ”

Several young people with similar temperaments ran to the alleys one after another to shout people, and they didn't know why they wanted so many people.

Li He leaned against the low wall behind him, with a half-smile on the corner of his mouth, looked at the board and said, "Do you have any tricks?" Didn't recruit me to go back to sleep, remember to call me when you buy a new phone. ”