"Hello? It's my brother and sister, what's the matter? ”

"What? Lao Qing fainted? The bag in your hand was also burned? ”

"Great! Is he dead? ”

"Oh oh~ It's good that he didn't die, the three of them have a quick-acting heart-saving injection in their bags to heal injuries and save their lives, just prick him to ensure that he can't die."

"It's not! Brother and sister, don't be angry~ Lao Qing's current situation is caused by cultivation, as long as he is alive, everything is still normal, and we can't intervene if you are in a hurry~"

"You just believe him, Zhuge Qing is not so weak."

"Good, good...... I'm responsible for what happened to him, and I'm fully responsible! I'll give you my life, right? ”

"Brother and sister, calm down, things are really not as bad as you think, let's ......"

"Toot-toot-"

Looking at the international call that was hung up by the other party, Meng Lang shook his head helplessly.

Easily took out the long-sealed intimate paradise from behind, and Meng took out a marker brush and wrote:

[On XX month, 2020, Zhuge Qing's horse (it doesn't matter what his horse's name is, the important thing is that she is Zhuge Qing's horse) yelled at me on the phone, and she roared so loudly, causing serious damage to my young mind and fragile eardrums.

This feud - I wrote it down. 】

Putting away the small notebook indignantly, Meng Lang secretly sighed that Fu Rong's sister had a good temper, and she was really worried about Lao Qing's future family life.

However, when it came to family life, Meng looked back at Zhuge Duli, who was sitting on the bed and having fun with his feet, and couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy with his sworn friends on the other side of the ocean.

Silently started the repeated horizontal jump, Meng Lang tried to use the thinking of a mentally ill person to simulate the brain circuit of Dull to see if he could find some common language with his sister.

But just as he was about to walk over and persuade her to change something else to play, Meng Lang heard the mobile phone ringing again.

"Hello? I said that you are enough for takeaway brother! ”

"I said wait for me for three minutes, and I'll go down and get it in three minutes, aren't you tired of calling every five minutes......"

"Okay, okay, no need to explain, fortunately, I've always been magnanimous, wait! I'll go down and get it now. ”

……

Five minutes later, Meng returned to the room with two large packages of takeaways, muttering as he closed the door:

"In this era, the world is really declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient, and the takeaway he delivered is a little cold, and he is embarrassed to ask me for praise."

"How difficult is it to deliver food? Isn't it just sending Sanjiu in winter and Sanfu in summer? How difficult can it be? No matter how difficult it is, can it be difficult to beat Tang Xuanzang? ”

"The old monk took the test tube to the west to surprise him, and walked 108,000 miles on foot, did any of you really hear him shout that he was tired and bitter......

Although he was whispering BB all the time, Meng was still very honest and gave a good review and a tip of 200 yuan to the takeaway brother, he carefully washed his hands after setting the meal on the table, and returned to the bedroom to prepare to call Duli to eat together.

"Silly ~ Come out ~ Let's have dinner ~ Today there is your favorite braised pork and ...... I'll go! What are you doing!? ”

I saw a ball rolled from a quilt on the bed in the bedroom at this time, and Zhuge Li's little head was exposed outside the ball, smirking at Meng Lang.

"Dumb, didn't I say before that I was going to get takeout and told you not to move?"

Zhuge Dull Force:.. (???? ˇ?? ˇ????) …

"I didn't move! Meng Lang, look! I can't move now! ”

Meng Lang: (ノへ ̄、)

Meng had no choice but to hold his forehead: "Yes, I was wrong, then you can move now, come out of the quilt quickly." ”

"But I can't get out!" As she spoke, the girl fell on the bed and rolled quietly, "Look! There's definitely something wrong with this quilt, I suspect it's an alien fake! ”

'I think you're an alien in disguise!' Meng Lang couldn't bear it anymore, and walked over quickly to prepare to rescue Duli.

But the girl obviously has a different idea.

"Meng Lang, what are you going to do?"

"Don't do it, I'll help you untie it!"

"No, I'm going to escape from the aliens on my own!"

Meng Lang: (ノへ ̄、)

"Shall we have dinner then?"

"Meng Lang, hungry!"

"Got~Little Ancestor, I'm afraid of you~"

Meng Lang stepped forward, picked up Zhuge Qiuqiu from the bed, came to the living room and put her on the sofa: "Then I'll feed you, right?" ”

The answer to him was Zhuge Duli's small mouth wide open.

"Ah~!"

Yes, has this been switched to waiting for feeding?

Shaking his head helplessly again, Meng Lang dug up a spoonful of egg custard and put it into the mouth of the little sister......

————

At the same time, Love Apartment 3601.

Except for the three little pigs who went out to eat with curry sauce and Wang Ye, who didn't think about tea and rice on a whim, the rest of the residents on the sixth floor were sitting around the dining table at this time waiting for the meal to start.

Zhang Wei tilted his head slightly, and whispered to Lu Ziqiao beside him: "Although we have a takeout with a bonus for dinner today, after all, Yifei is in charge of the plating, so there won't be any problems, right?" ”

Lu Ziqiao also turned sideways slightly without moving: "It shouldn't be a big problem, isn't it that Xiao Liang and Xiao Linglong are fighting?" ”

"Don't worry, I've kept an eye on 'them', and so far there has been no problem." Chen Duo's little sister interjected decisively, interrupting the communication between the two old men, she didn't like the intimacy of these two people when they whispered.

"Uh...... All right. For some reason, the golden-armored warrior suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and couldn't help but shrink his neck and turn his head to the little girl on the other side and asked, "Then again, why did you remember to change your clothes today?" And it's still this kind of clothes? ”

Hearing this, Chen Duo didn't answer, but Chen Meijia complained for her sister: "What's wrong with this kind of clothes?!" How beautiful we Chen Duo wear! ”

Hearing someone compliment, the little girl blushed slightly, lowered her head and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "This is what Sister Dali picked for me, Zhang ...... Do you think Viagra doesn't look good? ”

The golden-armored warrior looked helpless: "It's good-looking, but this dress is too expensive, right?" A dress is discounted for more than 8,000! And—"

"Turtle!" Seeing that Zhang Wei was about to say the wrong thing, the conscientious wingman Lu Xiaobu immediately interrupted him, "I don't know, right? This is the latest autumn model of Paris Fashion Week in the surrender country, and eight thousand is already a good deal! ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he still looked unenlightened: "But I really can't understand how good it is for 8,000 yuan for a piece of clothing?" ”

The husband and wife of the Lu family glanced at each other and shook their heads in unison: "Pao'er, you are not saved~"

"No, what do you mean? I can't listen to it very much......"

As soon as Zhang Wei was halfway through his words, he heard the mobile phone ringing in his pocket, and took it out to see that it was his stupid nephew Zhang Chulan calling......

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