Ten minutes ago.

The marmot youth took the walkie-talkie and said into the microphone with a solemn face: "Dong Gui Dong Gui, I am a cave demon, please answer when you hear it." over”

"Received by the cave. over”

"Dong Gui Dong Gui, are you sure that Senior Sister Dali went to the 6th floor of Building 3? over”

"That's right, and the cave demon cave demon, aren't you tired of talking like this? over”

"Dong Wan Dong Dong Wai, you're right, let's call. over”

（…… MDZZ）

"You say the man is a lawyer?"

"That's right, yesterday morning I saw Senior Sister Dali walk into 3602, which is a law firm."

"Okay, see I'll meet him today! I was deceived into taking a break from school and moving over, this despicable and shameless scumbag! ”

......

So Brother Groundhog entered the 3602 living room, where someone forgot to close the door.

Then Meng Lang saw this marmot brother appear in his apartment for no reason, and he was a little stunned.

Then he was distracted and vigorously collided with the stunned Meng Lang.

The painful vigorously looked up.

"Zhao Haitang?!"

Hearing Zhuge vigorously call himself, the groundhog young man Zhao Haitang immediately put on a professional dog-licking expression, and said with a sneer: "Dali, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!" ”

After speaking, he turned his head and said to Meng Lang with his nostrils with an arrogant face: "In Xia Zhao Haitang, Zhao Dao, a pear flower pressed begonia begonia, is a strong suitor." ”

Meng Lang ignored the provocation from the groundhog, walked to the refrigerator with an expressionless face, and said lightly: "Well, explain the reason for your trespass in 10 seconds, otherwise I will send you to the public security." ”

When Zhao Haitang heard this, his breathing stagnated slightly, and he immediately said quickly: "I didn't trespass into the house, the door of your house was originally open!" Besides, I didn't come in for you, I came to find Dali! ”

"I'll tell you, I've seen a lot of little white faces like you, and I can't deserve to be strong at all, so those who know each other will leave by themselves!"

Meng Lang didn't pay attention to this nervous big brother at all, and he didn't even understand the other party's brain circuit.

Taking out a bottle of ice cola and taking a sip, Meng Lang asked, "This classmate, are you in the wrong place?" Here is the apartment, not a psychiatric hospital. ”

'And ......'

Meng Lang unfolded his domineering appearance when he saw Zhao Haitang, and then he "heard" that there were four fat, short, motherly, and ugly unknown objects waiting outside the door.

And they also carry musical instruments with them!

'Director! I want to report it! Someone here is preparing a suicide air terror! ’

Meng Lang felt that he had to stop him.

So Meng Lang turned his head to Zhuge and asked, "Dali, do you know him?" ”

Zhuge smiled bitterly: "I really want not to know." ”

Meng Lang understood: "Understood." ”

So, under Zhuge Dali's curious gaze, Meng Lang appeared behind Zhao Haitang in a flash, and lifted him up by the back collar.

Zhao Haitang felt that his body was bald and vacated, and immediately panicked, and began to dance and flutter wildly, while shouting loudly: "I am a law-abiding citizen!" You can't do that to me! ”

Meng Lang smiled disdainfully: "Would a law-abiding citizen break into a private house with a murder weapon? ”

"What nonsense, which eye did you see me holding a murder weapon?"

"Have you forgotten that you have four strange-shaped accomplices outside the door ready to come in and blast them out?"

"What directional blasting? All they have is stereos and musical instruments! ”

"I'm sorry, if you don't understand the relevant provisions of the Urban Public Security Administration Punishment Law, we have a lawyer here, I can ask him to weigh a few pounds of legal provisions for you to memorize."

"The goods outside the door are all high-volume musical instruments and stereos, and each movement will not be less than 75 decibels, which is enough for me to send you to the relevant departments."

"Forehead......" Zhao Haitang found that he had encountered a blind spot in his knowledge, and no one had ever told him that it was illegal to do so before.

"Moreover, as far as I know, you have been harassing vigorously with similar illegal means for a long time, although the crime of hooliganism has been abolished in this era, but your behavior can already be called beep harassment."

Zhao Haitang's small eyes widened unprecedentedly, and he couldn't believe that his "romance" had become "beep harassment" in the eyes of others.

"On top of that, you probably don't know how much trouble you've caused Dali, do you know that she's taking a leave of absence?"

Seeing Zhao Haitang nodding blankly, Meng Lang smiled slightly in his heart and gave this simple and poor child a fatal blow.

"Dali has suffered from depression because of your long-term harassment, and she needs to take a leave of absence from school to have a long period of psychological rehabilitation with me."

After speaking, Meng Lang let go of his hand and let Zhao Haitang break free of him, and even stretched out his other hand and patted him on the shoulder.

Rumble!!!

If the previous few words were a shot in Zhao Haitang's ears, then now this sentence sounds like a nuclear bomb explosion to the poor groundhog!

"Ahhhhh!!hh

(; ´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

Zhao collapsed groundhog begonia, rolling on the ground with sobs.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host, complete the achievement "Flicker, Flicker, Flicker", and get a reward intermediate lottery once]

yes！ I guessed it.

In fact, with Meng Lang's experience, it can be seen at a glance that this boy named Zhao Haitang has no intention of hurting others.

Well, he's not bad by nature, it's just that sometimes stupidity is worse than bad results.

So Meng gave him a small lesson, after all, today is a holiday, and it is a rainy day to beat the child - idle is idle, and it is good to have fun.

The intermediate draw is even more of a bonus!

Looking at Zhao Haitang who was rolling all over the ground, Zhuge Dali felt a little uneasy, and was just about to step forward to say something but found that his hand was held by Meng Lang.

Meng Lang leaned into Dali's ear and whispered to her: "He embarrassed you for so long before, it's good to teach him a lesson, let him cry for a long time, and save yourself from harming others when you go out in the future." ”

Feeling the heat in her ears, the little girl's face turned red, and she suddenly felt that Meng Lang was reasonable.

So Zhuge nodded vigorously and reservedly, looking at Zhao Haitang, who was snot and tears on the ground, the little girl felt nauseous and at the same time, she also felt a trace of wonderful pleasure in her heart in a trance.

It turns out that this is the bad taste after the success of the whole person? It's amazing. Zhuge Dali felt that he seemed to have some strange increase in knowledge.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host, complete the achievement "Beautiful Girl's Bad Taste Enlightenment (1)", and get a reward intermediate lottery. 】

Meng Lang: ∑ (O_O; )

Vigorously, are you swollen???

......

PS: It is not easy for new authors to create, so I ask the official to vote for it.

Bow and step down.