Meng Lang seemed to be very complacent about his wit, but when he came back to his senses, he found that Zhuge was vigorously rubbing the knocked place on his head, and his eyes were a little resentful.

"Ahem! Don't worry about the details. ”

"In my judgment, the reason why you go around learning in the field instead of watching instructional videos is because you enjoy the feeling of being able to communicate with people as equals at work."

"In the same way, being teased by people within the bottom line will also make you feel enjoyable, which is why the rumored Zhao Haima has confessed to you more than 100 times, and you haven't torn your face with him even if you don't like him anymore."

"Because when he confesses to you, you will be watched by other classmates, and when you are watched, you can feel the gossip of the people around you."

As he spoke, Meng Lang patted the little girl on the shoulder.

"This gossip look will give you a sense of equality, and deep down you desire a friend, not an admirer."

Zhuge Dali's delicate body was shocked when he heard the word "friend", and he lowered his eyes slightly.

Meng Lang observed the words and felt that this little girl might have really been led astray by her own nonsense, so he carefully considered the wording and decided to take her even more remotely.

"You don't have to feel that you are perverted, after all, you are also a human being, and the desire of social animals to communicate is an instinct engraved in human genes."

"Instinct is a very powerful thing, for example, an independent, intellectual girl like you, may subconsciously also yearn for a weak, emotional self."

"Maybe one day that weak and emotional Zhuge Dali will revolt." Meng Lang thought he was humorously joking.

"You mean I'm going to be schizophrenic?" The girl shuddered slightly, and said in fear.

Meng Lang hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm just rationally analyzing the possibilities, how can people be so easily schizophrenic." ”

Zhuge Dali didn't seem to be satisfied with Meng Lang's answer, and still looked worried.

She groaned slightly and then asked, "Then you say that I am wasting time by researching, and why?" ”

Meng Lang had already drunk the water in the cup at this time, and saw him stretch his waist for a long time: "Uh-ah-ha-"

"This question is even simpler, Sister Dali, you have skipped a grade since you were a child, right?"

"Well, that's right."

"You haven't met peers of the same level along the way, have you?"

"Hmm...... That's right. ”

"So, the answer is obvious, the purpose of your research and wasting time here and there is because you subconsciously want to slow yourself down, and the purpose of slowing down is to find a companion, and the purpose of finding a companion is ......"

Meng Lang stepped forward, stretched out his big hand and gently rubbed the little girl's head, and said softly: "The taste of loneliness for so many years is not comfortable, right?" ”

Zhuge vigorously followed his touch, lowered his head deeply, and his shoulders twitched.

'Seems she really believed?' According to the routine of idol dramas, as long as I take a light look at this time, she will not marry me. ’

'It's a pity, girls of this size are not my thing, even if I starve to death, die outside, and jump from here, I won't be interested in the washboard! Meng Lang performed the inner small theater with a melancholy face.

Just when Meng Lang was thinking crankily while stroking his sister's head.

Zhuge with red eyes and a small face, vigorously grabbed Meng Lang's free other hand, and asked glutinously: "Meng Lang, what is it...... Can I still be saved? ”

'It's hopeless, wait for death, farewell!' ’

…… Well, of course, you can't be so mad in reality.

You should also pay attention to proportions in pranks, now that the little girl is crying, Meng Lang's unhappiness yesterday has long been thrown out of the clouds, and it's time to start getting serious.

Under the pitiful gaze of the little girl, Meng Lang withdrew the hand that was placed on her little head, and with the withdrawn hand, he forcefully freed his other hand that was caught.

He said with a haha: "Of course there is salvation, and it is very simple. ”

"In this case, you need to break your habits first, and too rigid a lifestyle will aggravate your condition."

"When you go home, try not to read books, read newspapers, eat more snacks, and work all night for a while, so as to get rid of your bad habits of self-discipline!"

- What is it called serious nonsense, look at the current Meng Lang and you will understand.

At the same time, he was afraid that he would not be able to frighten this little girl like this, so he squeezed his eyebrows and said with a serious matter: "The problem of schizophrenia is also easy to solve." ”

"The idea that you wanted to find a boyfriend before was your self-help instinct, so you just need to find a reliable boyfriend and pin your sensibility and weakness on him."

Meng Lang turned around and took out two "Bixiangyin" tissues from the table next to him and handed them to Zhuge Dali: "Wipe them before you go out, don't let people think that I bullied you." ”

The implication is that it is driving people away.

A trace of panic flashed in Zhuge Dali's eyes when she heard this, she came up again and grabbed Meng Lang's arm, and asked in a voice with a little crying: "Then why did you refuse to be my boyfriend, is it because of something wrong with me?" ”

'What's wrong with you, don't you have a point in your heart?' ’

Meng Lang looked down at the little girl's barren capital, and thought evil in his heart, but he couldn't think of this kind of thing.

So he first kept a polite smile, and slowly but surely got rid of the little girl's hands holding his arms, and at the same time found a reason and said, "You are very good, I refuse you for my own reasons." ”

Facing the little girl's inquiring eyes, Meng Lang asked softly, "Ah Qing, that kid told you that I have an ex-girlfriend, right?" ”

Seeing the little girl nodding slightly, Meng Lang tried to hide the sadness in his heart, and continued: "I broke up with my ex-girlfriend because of work, I met her when I was on a business trip, but then I left Erdu because of work, and the two of us naturally dispersed. ”

Meng Lang then went on to talk nonsense: "So I'm very disgusted with long-distance relationships, at least I personally feel that distance is a burden in love, and it can't produce so-called beauty." ”

Seeing that Zhuge Dali was about to say something, Meng Lang preemptively interrupted: "I probably know what you want to say, not to mention whether your graduate studies will take up too much time, even if the two of us are reluctant to be together, we will inevitably encounter a more serious problem." ”

"What do you mean...... Inhuman? At this time, Zhuge Dali gradually got rid of the influence of the fear skill and regained his former intelligence.

"That's right, you're smart." Meng Lang snapped his fingers and praised.

"Because of the nature of my work, I always come into contact with some strangers, and you are very repulsive to the circle of strangers, which is tantamount to the senses brought by long-distance relationships to me."

"So......" Meng Lang's face was full of apologies, "You are a good person, but the two of us are not suitable." ”