Chapter 0593 Where did the thief come from, and he wanted to deceive my little Annie ('Д ́)ノ
The case of the theft of the official silver of Qiantang County, which once shocked Jiangnan, and even shocked the Zhongshu, Privy Council, and Three Divisions of the Great Song Dynasty, finally came to an end with a decent ending.
No one knew what Lord Yang, the magistrate of Qiantang County, was thinking, anyway, after going to the Qiu Wang's Mansion in Shuangcha Lane yesterday afternoon to pursue the stolen nine hundred taels of visceral silver, he hurriedly gave the case of the theft of the treasury silver and quickly closed the case!
The Qiantang County Ya just posted a few non-existent bandit leaders and those imaginary sea fishing documents with a few random portraits to be hunted down, and did not do more! And Xu Xian was directly sentenced to be 'young and ignorant, confused by women, and mistakenly forged bandits...... However, he had a meritorious role in recovering the treasury silver, so he was lightly sent and imprisoned in Suzhou for three years, and he was not allowed to return to Qiantang without reason! It's just a minor offense.
As for why it's three years, it's actually very simple and not very difficult to guess......
That's because, in three years, Yang Zhixian's term of office will expire!
At that time, even if that Xu Xian comes back and continues to collude with bandits to rob the treasury, it will not matter anything about him Yang Zhi County! After all, those robbers who came and went without a trace, and who could also use witchcraft, could not afford to offend him, so he would simply come out of sight and throw that Xu Xian far away in Suzhou, and let him harm others!
"I said Auntie, you're okay, I'm annoyed enough!"
"Don't cry anymore, Hanwen is just a short three years of being assigned to Suzhou, and Suzhou is only three or four hundred miles away from our Qiantang, if you want to see him in the future, I will take you to Suzhou is only a short journey of two or three days, what is such a simple thing worth?"
"He was just allocated, not beheaded, why are you crying?!"
On the side of the West Lake, in the pavilion to see off in the north outside the county seat of Qiantang County, seeing that his mother-in-law Xu Jiaorong was still on the other side of the pavilion to say goodbye to Xu Xian, who had caused trouble and looked innocent, Li Gongfu, who was angry, strode over after arranging and explaining properly with his three subordinates in charge of escorting, and patiently persuaded his wife, who was still a little reluctant.
Under the hard work of his Li Gongfu, Xu Xian was just assigned to Suzhou City, which was only about 300 miles away from Qiantang, which was the best result he could get! For this reason, after recovering the dirty silver yesterday, he was still secretly racing the one hundred taels of silver that Lord Yang of the county had exchanged, so he could barely get this thing done.
Otherwise, once he is assigned to the bitter cold land in the west of the border with Tubo or Jinguo, then this Xu Xian will be considered dead!
"It's not because of you?"
"If you arrest someone, you can arrest someone, and even caught my own brother's head, are you still reasonable now?!"
Xu Jiaorong wiped her tears with hatred, and glared viciously at a certain unconscionable husband in front of her who dared to say such cool things at this time.
"It's not like you don't know ......"
Xu Jiaorong continued to wipe her eyes with a silk scarf, and began to sobb and sob softly.
"Now Hanwen is still injured, and that Yang Zhixian is too ruthless...... I just played the 20th board of the Chinese language, and I will be hurriedly dispatched to Suzhou the next day, doesn't this mean that I want human life?! ”
Although Xu Xian has been changed into those good bone-setting pills and clean clothes by Wang Yuanwai of Qingyutang, Wang Yuanwai also said that his younger brother is not in the way, just a little bruised, and he has not hurt his bones or meridians, let alone any skin trauma or blood...... However, Xu Jiaorong is still a little uneasy, and she may not be reassured!
In her opinion, her younger brother Xu Xian Xu Hanwen didn't have any major crimes in the first place, it was all those fox spirits who hooked up with him to bewitch him that caused all this in front of him, he also confessed, and even recovered all the treasury silver, so why should she send her younger brother to Suzhou City for three years? !
Anyway, she Xu Jiaorong is dissatisfied with that Yang Zhixian! The other party also received the money, but still refused to let go of her brother, which is completely unreasonable!
"Ouch! I advise you to say a few words!! ”
Li Gongfu hurriedly took two steps forward, pulled his wife's cuffs and lowered his voice to warn.
"I'll tell you, robbing the treasury according to the laws of the Great Song Dynasty...... That's a capital offense of head-killing! If it's more serious, I'm afraid we won't be able to escape it! However, this time it was Lord Yang's extrajudicial mercy, and his Xu Xian's crime was not even an accomplice, it was just a small crime of 'mistaken banditry', and it was very good to be sentenced to Suzhou for three years, what do you want? ! ”
For this mother-in-law who protects her younger brother and is quite unreasonable, Li Gongfu is also a little helpless.
Fortunately, the arresters who escorted Xu Xian to Suzhou were all his Li Gongfu's own brothers, so he didn't have to worry that this kind of words would reach Yang Zhixian's ears, otherwise, it would only be hated by Shangguan for nothing, and good things would become bad things, and there would be no reason at all.
"I don't want to do anything, but now that Hanwen is still injured, I can't slow down for a few days......"
However, before Xu Jiaorong's words were finished, he was interrupted by Li Gongfu again arrogantly:
"How many days is it going to be delayed? Alright, okay, so be it! ”
Li Gongfu sighed with tears and laughter, if it is delayed for a few more days, who knows what will happen?
Until now, the real culprit who really stole the treasury silver, the whereabouts of the people of the White Mansion are still unknown, if they need to stay in Qiantang again, then the matter will definitely involve more of the other party, so it is also willing to send him away Li Gongfu as soon as possible!
The sooner you send it away, the sooner you leave this vortex, even if something big happens, it won't be able to rely on him Xu Xian! Of course, Li Gongfu also hopes that the matter of the treasury will end here, but there must be no more moths, otherwise, before Xu Xian has an accident, he Li Gongfu will have to have an accident first.
"Now that you've seen it, you've eaten it, and you've finished crying, then let them get on the road early!"
"If we miss the hour, you and I can't afford it!!"
Li Gongfu greeted the three subordinates who were chatting with themselves on the other side of the pavilion, not worrying that the prisoners would run away, and asked them to come over and prepare to take Xu Xian to leave early.
"Brothers, brother, I left a donkey cart at the mouth of the forest embankment in front, you can take care of a few more, and let my brother-in-law lie down and pull him to Suzhou!"
Of course, Li Gongfu also knew that Xu Xian was injured, and the other party was definitely not as good as himself, so seeing that he still had a lot of money at home, he simply bought a donkey cart directly, planning to let the four of them not rely on their feet when they went to Suzhou.
Originally, according to the law of the Great Song Dynasty, prisoners were definitely not allowed to take the car, so he secretly placed it next to the forest in front of him, and he didn't have to worry about showing it to outsiders.
"It's not a lot of money, you don't have to be polite to me!!"
With money in his hand and not panicking in his heart, Li Gongfu couldn't refuse to directly stuff a dozen taels of silver into the hands of one of his subordinates, and then patted the other party's shoulder, signaling that they could set off.
Suzhou is actually not far away, if you walk, travel lightly, and you can always arrive in three or five days! However, now that there is a car, it only takes three days to get there by using the physical strength of the animals.
"Li Tou is really polite!"
"Then the subordinates are disrespectful?"
"If there is a donkey cart, it must be good, the three of us brothers, we can also save a lot of foot strength at that time, how can we have any opinions?"
"That's it! Li Tou is so out-of-the-box! ”
Seeing that his Li Tou was so righteous, the catchers in charge of the escort shouted one after another, you know, if there is a donkey cart, even if it carries four people, it is more than enough!
Therefore, when they saw that they could easily take this Xu Xian to take a comfortable round-trip trip from Qiantang to Suzhou, and they could even eat and drink along the way, then they would definitely not have any opinions, and they would guarantee that they could serve Xu Xian like the old rich man in the city.
"Chinese Ah, ......"
This part, maybe another three years......
As soon as she thought of this tragic parting, Xu Jiaorong, who was worried, wanted to step forward and continue to say something, however, Li Gongfu once again stretched out his hand and pulled her away.
"That's it! Stop it! ”
"Hurry up, don't miss the hour, you can't find the next sharp place, your good brother may be bitten by a wolf or a wild ghost!?"
However, before Li Gongfu finished speaking, Xu Jiaorong broke away from his hand vigorously, came to Xu Xian again, and stuffed a heavy bag into the other party's bag.
"Hanwen, when you have time, remember to write a letter to your sister, and when you go to Suzhou, don't make trouble again, if there is that kind of fox hooking up with you, you must hold on!"
“……”
"You mother-in-law, why are you so verbose? I've arranged this kind of thing, you can rest assured! ”
The post man of Suzhou Xujiang Post Station is his old acquaintance of Li Gongfu, and he usually has a lot of contacts, and now he is still the chief catcher of Qiantang County, so he doesn't have to worry about the other party not selling him three points of face.
In short, Xu Xian's three years in Suzhou, except that he can't leave Suzhou and can't return to Qiantang, he will definitely not suffer anything. In fact, not only did he Li Gongfu have arrangements, but even his friend, Xu Xian's master, Wang Yuanwai, also had arrangements to ensure that the other party would not be worse than Qiantang.
He had already thought about it, so let that Xu Xian go to Suzhou to be an apprentice in a pharmacy for another three years, and when he came back in three years, he would buy him a pharmacy, go to live a small life honestly, and don't make friends and provoke those gangsters and bandits all day long!
"Hey......"
"Humph!!"
“……”
Finally, Xu Xian and Xu Daguan still left, with a buttocks wound, supported by two errand servants, and staggered towards the forest in the distance.
Over there, there is a donkey cart prepared by Li Gongfu a long time ago, which is enough for the four of them to comfortably visit the scenery all the way, and to wander to Suzhou City with delicious food and drink.
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Little Anne didn't go with Uncle Li and Aunt Li to see off the bad guy called Xu Xian, because that Xu Xian's ass was her fault, so she didn't dare to face the crying Aunt Li, it would make her very embarrassed!
Moreover, she was also a little worried that she would accidentally laugh after seeing Xu Xian's miserable appearance?
So, at this time, she sat alone on the stones of the embankment of the West Lake, about 100 meters away from the pavilion in the distance, dangling her legs, while looking at the sparkling open lake, while throwing small stones into the lake in the distance, just watching them make one float after another on the surface of the lake.
"Tibers, it's a shame that those two Nagas didn't come yesterday!"
╮(─▽─)╭It's boring......
Annie came to see off that Xu Xian villain today, just to see if the two magic Naga would come, and if so, maybe she could tease the other party?
However, it is a pity......
She waited for a long time, from the time Xu Xian finished eating the practice meal to the time Aunt Li finished speaking, the two Naga who appeared yesterday, the two Aunt Li who kept cursing in their mouths and kept cursing 'fox spirits' never appeared again.
(…… )
(Little master, why can't you get along with that Xu Xian all day long?!) )
(๑¯㉨¯๑)
(Tiebs was a little puzzled, the other party was Aunt Li's own brother, and since his little master was so good to that woman, why couldn't he be a little nicer to that Xu Xian?) No matter what, it won't be a rivalry, right? )
"Humph!"
"I don't know that Xu Xian, but as soon as we met, I scolded me with my eyes, so now he is in someone's small book, and his reputation has always been hostile! If I have the chance, I'll definitely fix him a few more times! ”
= ̄ω ̄=
(…… )
(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
Knock - Knock -
At this time, the dull and melodious sound of brass bells slowly spread along the surface of the lake from a distance, and looking in the direction of the source of the sound, Anne could easily see a small piece of building that was disappearing in the distance where the lake and mountains intersected......
According to what Uncle Li and Aunt Li once said, in that place, it seems to be a temple where monks called Jinshan Temple lived?
And speaking of the monk's words......
Little Anne soon remembered an interesting nursery rhyme that she had seen on the Internet on Earth, and then, in her idle boredom, she shook her head and hummed happily:
'A monk picks and chooses to carry water to drink, and picks and picks water to drink......
'The two monks carried the water to drink, and the two monks carried the water to drink......
'The three monks have no water to drink, no water to drink! ’
ヾ(✿゚▽゚)ノ♫
'Why do you say that?' ’
'Why are there more and more monks and there is no water to drink?' ’
'Because...... Their bald asses are a bunch of big lazy people! ’
(ノ´▽`)ノ♪
Looking at Uncle Li and Aunt Li in the distance, they might not be able to finish those rambling words for a while, and after losing the pebbles in her hand, Anne, who had lost the pebbles in her hand, pulled a long willow stick of a willow tree on the shore, and sang happily while dipping the water of the West Lake.
It's sunny and breezy today, and it's still early in the morning, and the cool breeze makes her very comfortable and happy!
So, she plans to do nothing today, have a good day, and then tomorrow when she has time, go to some strange places in this world, such as the strange magical half-planes hidden in this world?
Because Anne has discovered in the past three days: whether in the heavens or on the ground, there are actually semi-planes independent of this mortal world, independent of this continent, or independent of this earth, but at the same time closely connected?
So, tomorrow when she has time, she will definitely go and take a good look!
Of course, the premise is that she will eat all the delicious food in this Qiantang County first! It's just that Anne, who was singing happily at this time, didn't know that not far behind her, a big bald old monk with a black face was walking over at this time?
"Amitabha!!"
A loud Buddha horn exploded violently behind little Annie, making her tremble and almost fell into the West Lake.
"Damn!!"
"Hey! You nasty big bald head, you walk without a sound, and you still scare people loudly behind your back? I was almost scared of you and fell into the lake!! ”
╭(ー' ́ー)╭ ☞ is that you have a big bald head!
Jumping up from the lakeside embankment in a huff, little Anne with one hand on her waist and the other hand on the wet wicker, frowning her cute little brow, pointed at the big bald head of the villain who ran not far behind her and shouted loudly to scare her!
She used to think right, sure enough, nine out of ten bald people are bad!
Want to say hello or something, a little farther away, shouting a little bit will die? Where do you need to be like this, to get so close and suddenly yell behind someone's back?!
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
"I'm sorry, little donor, but I just don't understand...... What is the truth of those nursery rhymes sung by the little donor just now?! ”
Scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk, and it is still in the form of that kind of nursery rhyme, once this nursery rhyme is spread, it is impossible to say that the naughty children of the entire Qiantang County and even the entire Great Song Dynasty will sing it, when the time comes, how can it be good?
Therefore, this matter, he, an old monk, must ask clearly, and ask about it well!!
Originally, when passing by here, the old monk just thought that this little girl was gifted and had a few more looks...... Of course, that's all!
He doesn't have the old-fashioned scene of crying and asking for apprentices when he sees that others have good roots! He didn't come here to see this little girl, and he wasn't the Xu Immortal in the distance, he really just went out to subdue demons and subdued demons and accidentally passed by, after all, this place is really too close to Jinshan Temple, and it's not uncommon to encounter it.
But where could he have thought of it...... The little girl in Fanbang who can speak fluent Central Plains in front of her can still sing that kind of nursery rhyme that insults Buddhism?
If the other party just scolds or something, he doesn't care, after all, there are so many people in the Great Song Dynasty, and there are so many ignorant village girls, he can't expect everyone to like their Buddhism, let alone a little girl from Fanbang outside the wilderness!
It's just that he can treat it as if he didn't hear it when he says bad things about Buddhism, but this kind of catchy nursery rhyme is not good, absolutely not! If it is spread on a large scale, it will not be very good for the Buddha's enlightenment!
"Who are you? I don't know you! What I sing, it doesn't get in your way! ”
(ー`´ー)
Looking at the one in front of her, who she didn't know, wearing an earthy yellow wide cloth robe, holding a big black gold rice bowl in her hand and an iron rod in her other hand, Anne was still frowning, and continued to ask a little unhappily.
She didn't understand, what did she care about him when she sang, why did she come to talk to herself, and scare her Queen Anne behind her back? If you make her angry, the consequences can be very serious!
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
"The old man's name is Fahai, and it is the kind of bald ...... that I heard the little benefactor sing from his mouth when he just passed by this place Monk! ”
If an adult dared to arrange their Buddhists like this, maybe he would have already slapped his ears and slapped him! At that time, those mountain and wild horsemen will definitely taste the power of the Buddha's angry eyes King Kong, and always remember his thunderous methods of Fahai Zen Master, who has boundless magic and landslides and cracks!
However, against such an innocent little girl, even if it is from Fanbang, he can't do it, he definitely can't use that kind of thunder method at will, and it's best to focus on language education?
"Fahai?"
(,,•́.•̀,,)
Continuing to stare at the other party, little Annie's expression was still not good-looking, she said: She really doesn't like this bald monk called Fahai very much, because, just now, the other party quarreled with her when she was the happiest and happiest!
"It's the old man!"
Bowing slightly, Fahai gave the other party a Buddhist salute.
“……”
"That bald-headed monk Fahai, do you have anything to do now?"
(´◔‸◔`)?
Seeing that the other party was well-behaved, he didn't continue to scold himself or have other bad actions, and after hesitating for a while, Anne finally had to be patient and asked casually.
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
This is really unreasonable, Fahai feels that his anger is about to rise!
This little girl from Fanbang really deserves to be the kind of barbarian person who doesn't know how to know etiquette from the uncivilized western barbarian land! How could she directly call him Fahai 'the big bald Fahai monk'?
Although, he himself is indeed bald, and he is indeed a monk, but ...... Anyway, he has been cultivating for more than a thousand years, so can't he be a little polite and call him Fahai Zen Master?
However, instead of going to bother with a little girl, he just wanted to ask:
"Little donor, the old man only wants to know now: Is the nursery rhyme you just sang in your mouth any misunderstanding for our Buddhist disciples?"
He Fahai originally came to Jinshan Temple in Qiantang County, but he planned to discuss the law with the host of Jinshan Temple, and by the way, he subdued an old demon in the nearby mountains, and soon returned to Xiangguo Temple in Lin'an City.
But how could he think, on the way, he met the little brother who looked and understood last time and was very close to him, he couldn't help but take a few more glances from afar, but when he was about to turn around and leave, he would hear such a blonde and blue-eyed little girl singing that kind of ridiculous and bizarre nursery rhyme?
How dare you say it...... Dare to say that their monks are a group of bald donkeys and lazy people?
This kind of thing must not be tolerated!
He had to argue with the other party! Of course, it would be even better if it was the person who orchestrated this kind of nursery rhyme that denigrated Buddhism!
"There's no misunderstanding, it's normal, I should have sung it like this when I heard it!"
(๑•́₃•̀๑)
Anyway, that's what Anne heard on the Internet called a computer, so why can't she be sung by others, but Queen Anne?
"Oh......?"
"This ...... The old man would like to hear about it! ”
After barely calming down the fluctuating emotions in his heart, Fahai began to look into the eyes of the little girl standing on the promotion, he wanted to know, next, what kind of ugly person can the other party say?
"But...... Why am I telling you? ”
(ฅ ́ω'ฅ)Hey!
Anne didn't like this bald old monk very much, so ah, now that she was not in a good mood, she just didn't want to talk to the other party.
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
"Little donor, because Lao Wei is the kind of lazy monk you said, this is about my Buddhist reputation......."
Seeing that he couldn't communicate with words, Fahai was slightly ashamed, and directly used the means of the lion's roar in Buddhism, and after announcing the Buddha's name, he wanted to directly use the means of turning the magic wheel to convince the other party, so that he could inadvertently say the truth he wanted to know.
(Little master, that bad old man is very bad, he is attacking you with that deceptive spell, trying to trick you into telling something!)
(´◉㉨◉)
- Tiebs, who felt that kind of spiritual attack, immediately opened his mouth to remind his little master, telling her to be careful of this old man called Monk. )
"Huh?!"
(•́.̫•̀)!
No need to be reminded by Tibbs, Anne felt it herself!
The words that the other party was saying were mixed with that kind of charming magic sound...... It seems that he really wants to use that method to scare himself, just like the other party suddenly shouted behind him just now?
However, the other party is destined to be really disappointed this time, and she won't be afraid!
“……”
"This little benefactor, can you tell the old man in detail, why do you want to sing that kind of nursery rhyme?"
Seeing that the other party didn't look like he was stunned by his lion's roar, and seeing that his face was still that kind of light and jumpy, although Fahai was a little puzzled in his heart, he could only open his mouth and asked slowly.
"I'm not called a little benefactor, my name is Annie!"
( ̆³ ̆) Hmph!
She has heard it many times when others call herself a little Annie or something, but she doesn't like the title of little donor, and it's not her who is called 'donor'!
"Alas......"
"Okay, little benefactor Anne, I wonder if you can tell the old man?"
Really......
Seeing that the slight spell like a lion's roar just now was ineffective, and Fahai didn't want to hurt this quirky little girl with other spells, he could only sigh secretly in his heart, and after trying to calm down the fluctuations in his heart, he asked.
After tossing for so long, the nameless fire that he had just raised was worn out and extinguished in a burst of nonsensical answers.
"Hmm......"
"Then tell me why you have those scars on your head first, and then I will tell you why you sing like that!"
(^_−)☆
Anne was now intrigued by the twelve white scars on the old bald head, and she wanted to know why!
"This ......"
"The one on the old man's head is called Ring Scar!"
Although I don't think that the little girl may not be able to understand, but the monks don't speak, Fahai still explained briefly after a deep sigh.
"Of course I know it's a scar, I'm asking you what kind of scar it is, what's the use?"
(.. •˘_˘•..)
"It's not a scar, it's a scar, it's not the same as a scar.......
Well, as he spoke, Fahai couldn't stop crying and laughing...... The similarity between their languages in the Shenzhou continent is too broad and profound, how can he explain this matter to this little girl in Fanbang?
"What's the difference? You've got a scar on your head......"
(。 →‿←。 And you want to lie to me......
"Amitabha Buddha ......"
Guard against arrogance and discipline, do not be angry, do not lie......
After reciting the Buddha's name, Fahai had to be patient and began to explain in detail:
"Little donor, the scar is also known as the incense scar......"
"It refers to the scars left on our bodies by burning incense in order to take pure vows, and our actions are either based on the idea of sacrificing one's body and making offerings, or it is based on the idea of cutting off self-grasping!"
"The burning of the ring scar during ordination is also known as the 'incense burning scar'...... The number of incense burns is generally one, two, three, six, nine, twelve, etc. These 12 points on the head of the old man indicate that they are the highest 'bodhisattva vows' among the precepts received! If it is a lay person, it is more than the eve of the day of receiving the bodhisattva vows, and the scars on the wrists are burned; If we are monks, the scars will burn on the top of our heads......"
"This is a scar, not a scar......"
Different monks have different ring scars on their heads, so you can't mess around! For example, there are three novices, nine bhikshu vows, and Fahai's bodhisattva vows are twelve! As for being more specific, he didn't want to talk too much about the little girl right now.
"Oh......"
( ̄△ ̄; )
Anne didn't seem to understand, barely knowing that the scars had some special meaning.
"Little Benefactor Anne, you haven't told the old man about the nursery rhyme just now......"
After talking about the ring scar on his head, now Fahai wants to know: What is the meaning and origin of the nursery rhyme that the little girl sang just now?
"That's actually quite simple!"
"You see, if a monk lives in a temple on the mountain, does he have to carry water to drink in order not to die of thirst?"
┌|*´∀`|┘
"Amitabha, this is nature!"
In order to survive, a monk is alone in the temple, then he has to do everything, and the key is that he must be uncomplaining and hard-working to survive! Although Fahai felt that their Buddhist disciples were not like those Taoist priests who were too supreme and inactive, and few of their monks lived alone in temples.
"However, if there is another monk at this time, then for the sake of fairness, do they have to carry water together to drink?"
(′▽`〃)
"Justified ......."
Fahai nodded, if there is another Buddhist disciple in the temple, they must cooperate, and carrying water and drinking is a fairer way for both parties?
"But what if three monks live together?"
\(“▔□▔)/\(“▔□▔)/\(“▔□▔)/
"This ...... Naturally, they took turns carrying water to drink! ”
Three people, it doesn't take so many people to carry water, everyone wants to be lazy, they all think about how to take advantage of others, everyone doesn't do it, and the final result can only be that no one has water to drink, so they can only be thirsty and hungry together!
Therefore, Fahai thinks that if there is no rule and regulation, and there is no presiding over the scheduling, then he can only take turns to carry water to drink, right?
In that case, it should be fair......
"Take turns diving, so why?"
( ̄^ ̄) Hmph!
"Little donor, what does this mean?!"
Isn't it normal for three people to take turns carrying water? After all, those fire-headed monks in Xiangguo Temple or Jinshan Temple, they all take turns to carry water.
"I haven't finished singing yet, listen to it now!"
ヾ(◍°∇°◍)ノ゙♪
"The great monk said, I pick the most water!"
( ̄^ ̄)
"The second monk said that the newcomers should work more!"
( ̄▽ ̄)~*
"The little monk said that his young body is too thin?"
(*/∇\*)
"So...... We don't even have any water to drink! ”
(•̀ω•́)✧
"This ......"
"Amitabha, the old man seems to understand......"
It turned out that this nursery rhyme was going to say that this was what it meant, Fahai nodded, just now, it was indeed that he was a little too anxious. Because, this nursery rhyme is about human nature, and it is also very Buddhaly.
"Look, are those monks super lazy and stupid?"
... (,,•₃•,,)…?
"Then if according to the opinion of the little benefactor, what should the three monks do?"
At the same time, Fahai also pondered in his heart, and probably knew the effective answer he wanted.
"Of course, let them fight first, and the most powerful ones don't have to work!"
٩(๑`^´๑)۶)`Д´)
“…..”
"Amitabha! It's not right, it's not ......"
Fahai smiled dumbly and shook his head happily.
Now, he doesn't even care about the bald donkey who was just scolded by the little girl, the one in front of him is just an innocent little girl, he was too serious just now, in fact, he doesn't have to pay too much attention to it.
"So what do you say you should do?!"
(∙̆.̯∙̆)
In Little Annie's opinion, since none of the three monks obey anyone, then there must be a fight first, and the biggest fist has the final say!
"The old man doesn't know ......"
Fahai actually knew, and in his thoughts, perhaps...... The three monks should use the method of discussing Buddhism to divide a high and low, and then elect a temple steward, and then assign positions, such as who is responsible for sprinkling and sweeping, who recites sutras and lights incense to receive pilgrims, who fetchs water and cooks, and so on.
Instead of the most inefficient and more contradictory means of fighting, as the little girl said? Of course, he didn't want to talk more about this little girl.
"But the old man can see a little ......"
After pondering for a while, Fahai finally stared at the little girl in front of him with blazing eyes, and constantly scanned the other party's body with his sharp eyes.
"Huh? What do you see again? ”
∑(´△`)?!
Anne didn't understand, what was the other party trying to do with that strange look at her? There is nothing dirty on her own body, and her strength is also well hidden, so it is impossible for the other party to find out.
"The little donor has a great wisdom root, and he has a relationship with my Buddha! Amitabha!! ”
After speaking, Fahai chanted the Buddha horn loudly again, strengthening his tone.
"What is fate?"
(•ิ_•ิ)??
"Fate is fate, and fate is fate!"
Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust.
Anyway, after a brief chat, coupled with his heavenly eye to see the ground, Fahai only recognized one point: the little girl in front of her has a great wisdom root and has the pure and unsullied state of mind that the children of Buddhism dream of, that is, she has a fate with the Buddha.
"I don't know what you're talking about?"
(“▔□▔)
Little Anne couldn't understand what this old monk named Fahai was saying, she was chatting about nursery rhymes, but she couldn't understand what she was talking about?
"It doesn't matter! When you should understand, you will understand......"
"Amitabha!!"
After talking to this little girl, Fahai didn't want to go to subdue demons today, he thought that he could go back to Jinshan Temple to consolidate what he had gained today?
"Shut up!!"
"Where did the old bald donkey come from, such a small little girl, you are embarrassed to earn her to go to the mountains to be a monk and nun? What kind of heart do you have?! ”
At this time, Li Gongfu, who had just walked over from the pavilion, heard that this thief wanted to take advantage of their unpreparedness and prepare to deceive a little girl? This kind of thing was so angry that he ran over in a few quick steps, blocked in front of little Annie, and looked angrily at the complacent old monk.
"Amitabha! This benefactor misunderstood, and I didn't ......"
This statement made Fahai's head confused!
He just said that this little girl has a wisdom root and is related to the Buddha, where did he say that he would trick this little girl into going up the mountain to become a monk?
How can this ignorant mountain and wild horseman, who has not yet figured out the truth of the matter, be free to wronged him? Anyway, he Fahai Zen Master is also a high-ranking monk!
"Go away, go away, we don't have the money to give you now, and we're not in the mood to take care of you!"
Li Gongfu was in a depressed mood, his brother-in-law Xu Xian had just been escorted away, and his mother-in-law was crying and annoying him, where did he have time to take care of this old monk?
Moreover. The other party is not ashamed, when he sees a little girl, he wants to earn others to become a monk, which is really unreasonable!!
"That's it!"
"Let's go! Annie, let's go home first!! ”
Xu Jiaorong also walked over hatefully, took Little Annie's hand and hugged the other party off the embankment and was ready to leave! At this time, she was in a bad mood, and she didn't want to deal with the old monk who wanted to deceive her daughter-to-be!
Her brother has been harmed by a vixen and fled the country, if Anne, a little girl, is deceived by this old monk again, how will she live?
"Amitabha ......."
Alas......
People in the world are obsessed with it, the sea of suffering is endless, and they can't see through it?
However, since the other party can't talk to him calmly now, he Fahai doesn't want to force it, but he has decided that this outstanding person around West Lake will help his cultivation, and he can stay here in Jinshan Temple in Qiantang for a while?
"Little Annie!"
"I'll tell you, that kind of old thief is the worst, you'd better stay away from him in the future!"
While leading his mother-in-law and the little girl to the house, Li Gongfu pointed to an old monk who was in a daze behind him and whispered a warning to the little girl Anne.
"Why?"
(๑•́₃•̀)??
After chatting with the bald guy for a while, little Anne felt that the old monk named Fahai, except for shouting at the beginning to scare himself, didn't seem to be very bad?
"Don't ask why, anyway, when they trick you into taking refuge in Buddhism, don't agree!"
Li Gongfu led the way with his hands behind his back in front of him, and continued to instigate without looking back.
"What is refuge?"
(,,•́.•̀,,)??
"Just shave your hair and turn you into a little bald donkey!!"
Li Gongfu doesn't like those monks who don't do anything to produce, they know about the fate and chanting scriptures, those monks, they still occupy so much land for nothing, and they don't pay taxes!
"Shave my hair? They dare!! ”
Σ( ̄д ̄; )!!!
Whoever dares to shave their hair and turn themselves into little bald heads, see if she Queen Anne can't burn them!!
“……”
"Li Gongfu, you don't have to say a word, be careful that the Bodhisattva blames you, you can't eat and walk around!"
Xu Jiaorong, who was sad, was a little angry and blamed her husband, and shook her head helplessly, this kind of nonsense about arranging Buddhism will be blamed by the Bodhisattvas!
"Don't mention this stubble to me!"
"I haven't had time to tell you yet! The Bodhisattva I have been worshiping a few days ago, he only enjoys the incense and does not work, so that the gangsters use spells to steal the treasury silver, causing us to suffer in vain! ”
As soon as he talked about this, Li Gongfu was upset and irritable!
Anyway, no one should mention that kind of weird thing to him now, it's better to be a reader: Zi Bu is strange and confused, if only there were no such things in the world!
"What is a bodhisattva, is it delicious?"
(○` 3′○)??
Speaking of grapes, Anne certainly knows! Even the grapes called Bodhi she knew were good things to eat! However, what a bodhisattva is, whether it is good or not, she does not know.
"Anne, don't talk nonsense, the Bodhisattva is a god and can't eat it!"
Xu Jiaorong was so frightened that she hurriedly pulled Xiao Annie's hand and asked her not to talk nonsense like her husband Li Gongfu!
"Oh......"
"Immortals, ......"
(lll¬ω¬)
Little Anne didn't want to care too much about what she couldn't eat.
"Let's go, it's better to hit the day than to choose a day, let's go to the cloth village today, pick out some good fabrics for you, and make you a few well-fitting skirts!"
Her brother is gone, and I'm afraid I won't be able to see each other for the next three years.....
It's useless to think about this kind of thing now, but her stomach hasn't moved, so Xu Jiaorong decided to raise Annie, a little girl, as her own daughter, and practice first?
"But I have my own clothes to wear......
(>▽<)
In Anne's space pocket, there are many dresses and shoes brought from the Voodoo Lands, as well as various palace dresses, princess dresses, ghost suits, and even armor brought from various worlds, and she will not be short of clothes at all!
"You can't do it with this alone!"
"Although your current skirt is very good, but now in our Great Song Dynasty, it is better to wear our kind of skirt! Don't worry, Auntie, I'll definitely dress you up beautifully! ”
My sister-in-law's body is very good, if she wears the skirt made by Xu Jiaorong herself, she will definitely be very beautiful!
"Annie, what color do you like?"
"Red like fire!"
φ(゜▽゜*)♪
"But Annie...... Red is the ...... used for wedding dresses."
"But I just like the red ones!"
(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤~
"That's ......"
"I still think purple and green, or white and pale yellow are better with you! In that case, it must be more beautiful with your beautiful blonde hair? ”
It's a pity that Xu Jiaorong, as an adult, although she asked the little girl's opinion, she didn't pay attention to her heart at all, and just arranged it for the little guy by herself.
“……”
"You've decided, and you're asking me what to do......"
.. (__)ノ|
"How many sets do you think is better?"
After thinking about the color matching, Xu Jiaorong asked how much to do.
"Buy them all and do a lot of them!!"
ψ(⃔*`꒳´*)⃕↝
If you can make a lot of clothes, then Anne can choose what she likes to wear!
"Hmmm......"
"It's better to only make three sets, it's good to have to change! When my aunt was young, she didn't have a new set of clothes for a year! ”
Xu Jiaorong was still talking to herself.
"I knew ......."
╮(╯▽╰)╭
Sure enough, you adults have already decided on things, so why do you pretend to ask us children's opinions? Whether it's Amorien's mother or this Aunt Li, they are actually the same, I really hate it to death!!
"And shoes!"
"Annie, what style of shoes do you like?"
Now that the clothes have been decided, the shoes are left!
"Whatever......"
(ノへ ̄、)
"Well, Auntie has already thought of a few styles, you will definitely like it!"
“……”
┗( ̄д ̄)┛Surrender
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(● ̄(エ) ̄●) ❤ ❤ ticket