Chapter 70: Childlike Fun "Baolian Lantern"

"Let's go, swim, I don't worry if I don't learn anything, I don't have to worry about it, I don't say anything to people, it's all based on my three-inch rotten tongue. The horse's ass makes your legs cramp, the tiger rubs some oil on his mouth, eats mixed rice in the southeast and northwest, and is the best at cheating and abduction. Tian Zhigang learned the voice in the movie and recited it catchily.

Xie Yuxi roared behind him: "I am the mighty Kyushu, sweeping the Quartet, summoning gods and ghosts, subduing demons and subduing demons, and the eight-sided exquisite Thunderbolt Grand Mage." ”

Hahaha, the two of them compared the plot in "Baolian Lantern" with laughter, Tian Zhigang looked at Xie Yuxi's weak body, and involuntarily said: "You are stupid, I'm not stupid to trick a beautiful woman, I'll play it." ”

Xie Yuxi listened to his teasing himself, his face turned red, when I am a monkey? She gave him a blank look, feigning anger.

"I'm sorry, dear beauty, my fart with no clouds in the sky and no ladder on the ground is talking nonsense, don't worry about it, otherwise I will turn into a roaring dog and eat the moon." Tian Zhigang was engaged in nonsense again.

Xie Yuxi also heard these strange words for the first time, and almost laughed with a "poof".

Tian Zhigang saw that this trick was effective, and then made a few big moves, the most ruthless was to hum "365 Days of Thinking of You" in the movie. Xie Yuxi was attracted by this man's talent, what a demonic voice. A sense of admiration naturally rose, and she looked at him like a bright moon, and her heart was even happier.

Tian Zhigang directly wrapped his hand around her, and put his hand on her waist and gently shook it, so soft waist. Xie Yuxi let him embrace and enjoy his warm body temperature.

Tian Zhigang hugged her and went to the third brother's food stall to eat supper, he ordered a dry pot fat sausage, a sweet and sour loin, and a dry stir-fried eel, Xie Yuxi saw that the taste he ordered was heavy, and he was afraid that he would not be able to eat it, so he hurriedly asked for a vinegared cabbage and an old vinegar fungus. Then I ordered a few more beers and sat back down to chat.

Xie Yuxi was choked by the blowing fumes and coughed, her stomach was tumbling, she hurriedly found an open space, she couldn't hold back the sound of "wow", and vomited sour water. She burst into tears, followed by a dry cough. Tian Zhigang immediately sent a glass of warm boiled water, asked her to rinse her mouth, and pressed the rising stomach acid by the way. Xie Yuxi took the water cup, took a big sip and put it in his throat, and waited for a while before spitting out the water. So repeatedly, I vomited three times, and it got a lot better.

"Thank you, Archmage." Xie Yuxi smiled embarrassedly.

"Serving beautiful women is the honor of our mage." Tian Zhigang laughed slightly.

"Do you really want to become a whistling dog?" Xie Yuxi saw that his ability to climb trees was very high, even if he was given a bamboo pole, he could go to the sky.

"I think, it's a pity that there is no three-eyed Erlang God." Tian Zhigang's jumping chat overwhelmed Xie Yuxi.

"What does this have to do with Erlang God?"

"Yes, find the master." Tian Zhigang is serious nonsense.

"Then you're going to be disappointed." Xie Yuxi wanted to see how he rounded.

"Don't be disappointed, the three eyes can't be found, and the goddess with four eyes is found."

Damn, I can take it all. Xie Yuxi had to look at him again, why was his mind so active for a seemingly ordinary handsome man who couldn't be ordinary?

The food and beer also came up at this time, and Tian Zhigang moved the food to the middle of the table and put it in front of Xie Yuxi as much as possible. Xie Yuxi was afraid of smoking, so he moved the two dishes he ordered in front of him, and put the meat dishes with large oil and gas in the direction of Tian Zhigang. Tian Zhigang thought that she didn't eat meat dishes, and he didn't deliberately move the position of the dishes on the table. Tian Zhigang poured the beer separately and shared a glass for each of them. Xie Yuxi looked at the beer and his head was big, and he didn't know if he could hold it down.

Tian Zhigang saw that her face was embarrassed, thinking that she was afraid of pouring her, so he said: "Drink as much as you can, don't force yourself." ”

"Okay." Xie Yuxi mistakenly understood that he was good to himself, good enough not to drink beer.

"It's the first time I've eaten, so please take care of it." Tian Zhigang held a wine glass and wanted to drink one with her.

Xie Yuxi saw that his proposal was not easy to refuse, so he raised his glass to greet him, and as soon as the wine entered his mouth, there was another surge, Xie Yuxi had to put down the wine glass and drink the water.

Tian Zhigang was helpless, it seemed that the plan to get drunk with her was about to fail, so he ate the food sullenly and drank alone.

Xie Yuxi saw that he was drinking stuffy wine, and he didn't talk much, and after eating a few chopsticks and old vinegar fungus, he felt a lot more comfortable.

"Hey, archmage and roaring dog, don't just drink alcohol, eat more food and suppress the wine."

"I'm just getting started." Tian Zhigang opened another bottle and drank it.

Xie Yuxi smiled: "It seems that you are a wine fairy, I don't know if you will forget what you have done after drinking." ”

"Will I forget? You're the beautiful owner of the flower shop. As soon as he said this, Tian Zhigang remembered the situation that night. Although his memory was vague, he remembered the flower shop, and when he thought of it, he remembered the woman with glasses. Tian Zhigang felt a chill on his back, wasn't the girl in front of him who used to be strong that night?

Seeing her vomit like this today, he thought of a terrible thing, could it be that she was shot? Calculate that the time is just enough.

"We're supposed to know each other for a long time, right?" Tian Zhigang asked tentatively.

"What do you say?" Xie Yuxi has been waiting for this sentence for a long time.

"I think we've known each other in our previous lives, and we're here to make a wish in this life." Tian Zhigang is smart and smart, and he is changing his standard answer at any time.

Xie Yuxi thought that he would talk about the events of the previous days, but he didn't expect that he would talk about it in his previous life.

"Then tell me, how do you return the law?"

"Open the room and sleep, cuddle and hug." Tian Zhigang didn't talk nonsense, and directly said what he thought in his heart.

Xie Yuxi was still a little reserved, but he was a little embarrassed when he said this.

In fact, Tian Zhigang still has a bad idea, that is, to work hard and be happy, and it is best to kill her this vomiting problem together.