"Hello, I am your relationship counselor today, my name is Zhai Tianlin, I am a doctor of psychology who graduated from Jianqiao University in the United States of America, and I am also the winner of last year's Nobel Prize in Mathematics, please believe me, I am very professional."

Meng Lang saw that he had already blown the other side stunned by the mixed with the phantom of the Heavenly Palace, so he took advantage of the victory to chase and raised his tone a little, and asked a little condescendingly: "Let's talk about it, what are the problems with the two of you." ”

"Uh...... That is true. The boy swallowed a mouthful of saliva, relieved his nervousness a little, and then replied, "She wants to have a cat, I want to have a dog, and the two of us really couldn't reach a consensus, so we quarreled." ”

"Oh, so that's the case......" Meng Lang secretly glanced back at Wang Ye and Chen Duo when he heard this, and motioned for the two of them to take a good look.

Then, Meng showed a warm smile on his face, and said softly while making the two little couples opposite feel like a spring breeze:

Don't worry, the problem that the two are experiencing now is extremely common among young couples today.

We have a very complete set of universal solutions to this point, so let's ask you two to open up at my pace, and let's work together to solve the problem, shall we? ”

"Hmmm! Thank you so much, Professor Zhai. ”X2

Chen Duo's little sister took out a small notebook and recorded it, with a look of adoration.

And Wang Ye leaned back on the back of the chair with the corners of his mouth twitching, and began to doubt his life.

'Are these two people mentally retarded?' Do you believe such a crude nonsense? It's outrageous! ’

Meng Lang ignored the reactions of the two, and continued to say step by step: "Looking at the clothes and clothes of the two of them, they must not be people who are living in poverty, so it means that you want to raise a cat or a dog out of pure consideration, right?" ”

"Uh-huh! You're right" X2

The two young men nodded again and again, and looked at Meng with an expression of "you are so right".

"Okay, then let me give you a rough analysis of your thinking patterns."

Meng Lang propped his elbows on the desk, crossed his five fingers to support his chin, and while recalling the quarrel process between the two along the way that he had just observed in the domineering appearance, he slowly "analyzed":

"If nothing else, boys should think that having a dog is more cost-effective than a cat for safety and practical reasons, right?"

"Mm-hmm, you're right!" The boy hurriedly nodded.

Without waiting for the girl to refute, Meng Lang took the lead and raised his hand to stop her, and said with a smile:

"And I know what the girl means, do you think that your boyfriend can fully guarantee the safety and practicality of the home, and it is completely unnecessary to have another dog, it is better to have a cat to improve the quality of life?"

"Yes, yes, yes! You're so right! Professor Zhai, you are amazing! That's what I thought. When the girl heard this, her face couldn't help but show a look of relief, she felt that she had found someone who understood him.

"Now, both of you, since you both think that you have understood your thoughts, I wonder if you are willing to abandon your prejudices and listen to the superficial views of me, an outsider, from an objective point of view?"

"Of course, we trust you absolutely."

"Speak up, let's listen!"

Hearing that the two of them had fully recognized themselves, Meng Lang nodded lightly, smiled and said:

"Okay, then please follow my description and do the following-"

"First, turn the chair sideways, bring it closer, and sit facing each other.

Then, look into the other person's eyes, easily without blinking, and at the same time raise your right hand and caress the other person's cheek......"

Meng Lang casually let the two of them make some inconsequential movements, while calculating the time, estimating that the infatuation Gu that he had added to the chocolate before had almost begun to take effect, he changed his words and said:

"Do you feel that starting from your left ventricle, fresh arterial blood is pressed out from the left ventricle through the systemic artery, and after the exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide between the tissues and tissues of the whole body, it changes from arterial blood to venous blood, and returns to the right atrium through the inferior vena cava.

It then enters the right atrium, enters the pulmonary circulation through the pulmonary artery, converts venous blood into arterial blood, and then enters the left atrium from the pulmonary vein, and finally enters the left ventricle.

After that, the blood is ejected from the right ventricle and flows through the pulmonary artery to the pulmonary capillaries, where it exchanges gas with alveolar air, absorbs oxygen and excretes carbon dioxide, and the venous blood becomes arterial blood, and then flows back to the left atrium through the pulmonary vein.

Don't doubt it, that's how you feel for each other! ”

The little couple didn't reply, they still looked at each other affectionately, and then began to hug and kiss regardless of the occasion under the dual effect of the love Gu and the Heavenly Palace Phantom......

That scene made Wang Ye's face red for a while, and he also saw Chen Duo's little sister's eyes light up for a while.

"OK~ That's it, Lao Wang, you can prepare women's clothes!" Meng snapped his fingers, and when he turned around, the king also showed the signature disdainful smile of the god of medicine/divine doctor/god of war/tiger handsome/rakshasa / king / Shura / dragon king.

"That's not right! You cheat! This is not a solution to the problem! Lao Wang tried to make a final struggle for his women's clothing business, "Their fundamental problem is the conflict between raising cats or dogs, and you can't complete mediation without completely resolving this conflict." ”

Meng Lang nodded approvingly when he heard this: "Okay~ No problem, then I'll solve it for you." ”

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the two who were still hugging passionately, clapped his hands, and said loudly: "There is a question about the two of you who want to have pets, I have a little immature advice here, I don't know if you want to hear it?" ”

"Of course, Professor Zhai, you helped us reconcile, we don't know how to thank you yet."

"Hehe, in fact, you don't have to thank me, on the contrary, the fat man downstairs in the apartment should thank you well."

Little Couple: (⊙⊙) ???

"Hehe, looking at your expressions, do you want to ask what this has to do with the fat man downstairs?"

The two nodded vigorously.

Meng Lang smiled slightly: "The fat man downstairs has a dog, and barking all day long affects my mood, the two pieces of chocolate you ate just now were originally bought by me to poison the dog." ”

Little Couple: o((⊙_⊙))o.

Ignoring the scared expressions of the two, Meng continued to smile and said, "So, congratulations, kind boys and girls, you saved the life of one of its dogs at the cost of your own calorie intake. ”

"Look, the dog is such a fragile creature that it can't even carry a piece of chocolate...... So, you know what to raise? ”

"Uh-huh!" X2

The boy patted his chest and looked at the girl and promised loudly: "Honey, I was wrong, let's have a cat!" Raise two! ”

"Hmmm! How nice you are, dear! ”

After seeing the little couple leave, Meng Lang turned his head to look at Wang Ye, with three points of sarcasm, three points of pleasure, four points of disdain, and ninety points to see that the funeral was not too big.

"Someone! Waiting for the prince to change clothes. ”

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