Chapter 163: Disguise
At dawn, Lin Xueer got up early and came to the garden, moved her muscles and bones, sat next to the peony flowers, and practiced her body.
The old peony flower said to Lin Xue'er: "Empress, city lord." Your opportunity has come, and the Heavenly Palace wants to choose a palace maid. ”
"Why do my predecessors call me the empress, and also call me the city lord?" Lin Xue'er was puzzled!
"Since the Earth Maiden Palace has been changed to Canghai City, then you are the city lord. From now on, everyone will call you the lord of the city. ”
"What did the senior just say? The queen wants to choose a palace maid? ”
"Exactly! Here's your chance. ”
"But we've seen it all in the divas, so it's not easy to get by."
The old peony said, "It's okay! That cold-faced god is best at disguise! "
"Really?" Lin Xueer was happy!
The old peony flower said, "Yes, if I give you a disguise." And then go and it will certainly not be discovered. "
"But we can't stay here for too long. Neither the mortal world nor the Primordial Heavenly Gate can wait! "
"I know this, you can hurry up and ask the cold-faced god to come."
"We can't look for a cold-faced god. Afraid of being discovered by outsiders, the most you can do in this back garden is active! ”
"Does the empress really not know?"
"Know what?"
"The jasper pendant that Your Highness gave you is a heart-to-heart jade pendant. There are only these three pieces in heaven and on earth. At that time, three pieces of kodama fell in the hands of the Emperor of Heaven, and when he heard that the Emperor gave birth to twins, he gave two of them to his son. Another piece of Heavenly Emperor kept it, and I don't know why later. His Royal Highness came back and said that the jasper was lost, and the Emperor of Heaven gave the last piece of jade to the cold-faced god, and now he found out that the lost piece was on your neck! ”
"What does that mean?"
"You press the palm of your hand on this jade and comprehend it with your heart, the jade will be as you like, and the cold-faced god will appear here in a while!"
"Really?" Lin Xue'er didn't believe it. ”
"You can try."
Lin Xue'er put her palm on the jade pendant. I thought of Brother Cold-faced God come out quickly, I have something to look for you. ”
The cold-faced god had just gotten up in the dormitory, and was about to eat breakfast after washing his face, when he felt a heat in his heart, and his sister wanted to find herself, so she hurried to the back garden. I saw Lin Xue'er's hand on the jasper, meditating under the peony flower.
"Cher, are you looking for me?"
"Brother, you're really here."
"Didn't you call me?"
"I shouted."
"How do you do that?"
"This Connecting Jade"
"The jade I gave you, I didn't even know he had this effect."
"That's what I just knew, it turns out that this piece of jade has the function of summoning. It's really a good jade, thank you brother. ”
It turned out that the three pieces of Lianxin jade back then were when Pangu opened the world, and the three brothers were in the struggle with the demons, and after they were scattered, because they couldn't find each other, they finally turned into three pieces of jade, and the emperor got these three pieces of treasure!
Therefore, Baoyu, who has a great sense of looking for relatives, as long as you bring it to your relatives, when you want someone to appear, you just need to call someone with your heart. Dai Yu's people have sensed it and rushed to see you immediately.
This secret was told by the old peony flower who once overheard the emperor of heaven getting drunk!
As soon as the old peony flower explained this, the cold-faced god understood.
"What is my sister looking for me, you can't be in a hurry about it."
"I heard that palace maids are being recruited in the Tianhou Palace, can a few of us get in?"
"Yes, yes, I'm afraid of being discovered. Because there are too many immortals in the palace, it is hard to find it. "
"I'm not afraid of this, as long as I can get in, I heard that my brother's disguise technique is very powerful. You can give a few of us a look. Let's mix in. ″
"It's easy for my sister to get in, but the key is to say where are you from?"
"Let's just say that we are the flower fairies of the garden, the eighth sister and the ninth sister. ″
How does this work? will be recognized by the queen mother. ”
"Does my brother have any other lies to tell? Let's just say that we are the eighth sister and the ninth sister sent by Qingqiu? ”
"Don't worry, let me think about it." The cold face god thought about it for a long time! Finally came up with a solution.
"Let's just say that you are the Primordial Heavenly Gate, the flower fairy in the Primordial Heavenly Gate Garden! The father will also sell some face to Xiaoyaozi. ”
The cold-faced god went to the Primordial Gate of Heaven and found Xiaoyaozi. Xiaoyaozi came to the back garden of the cold face god at this time, and went into the living room of the wing room to see Lin Xue'er and them, after greetings, Xiaoyaozi said: "Xue'er has been here for almost two days, haven't you found a clue?" Called me here. ”
"The master doesn't know, we don't have a clue at all, and we can find the entrance to the Nine Heavens. You don't know where the ladder is? ”
"I'm afraid this secret is only known to the queen of heaven."
"The point is that the queen hates me to the bone. He won't let me retrieve my artifact at all, and if he doesn't kill me, everything will be fine. ”
"Well, in that case, let's hurry up and figure it out."
"I'm going to go to the Heavenly Emperor today to drink and talk to see if he knows where the gate to enter the Nine Heavens is?"
"What are we going to do?"
"You wait here for my news."
After speaking, he incognito out of the Heavenly Palace.
At noon, Xiaoyaozi staggered from the South Heavenly Gate into the Heavenly Palace and greeted the Queen of Heaven. When the queen of heaven saw Xiaoyaozi, she was angry. I thought to myself, this old thing must not be a good thing to come here. Last time, we slept for so many days with a drink. What the hell are you doing this time?
But there is nothing he can do to stop Xiaoyaozi. Xiaoyaozi came to the Heavenly Palace. Tianwei had just finished going to court, reading in the study, and saw that Xiaoyaozi was coming and asked someone to put the wine and food on the table.
The two were drinking and chatting, and there were many people standing next to them. Xiaoyaozi saw that it was inconvenient to speak, so he took advantage of the inattention of the people on both sides to put a note in heaven and earth. Table next to the vegetable basin.
The Heavenly Emperor glanced at it secretly, and it read: Where is the gate to enter the Nine Heavens? Lin Xue'er is going to find the magic weapon!
"Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables!" The Emperor of Heaven raised his wine glass and said politely to Xiaoyaozi.
Xiaoyaozi also picked up the wine glass, picked up the chopsticks with his right hand, and saw that the emperor wrote a string of Chinese characters with a spell in the wine glass of Xiaoyaozi: The rockery in the back window of the Queen of Heaven is the door, but there is a key on the body of the Queen of Heaven. Take it with you.
Xiaoyaozi finished reading the words in the wine glass, and drank all the wine in the wine glass. After eating a few bites of food, he pretended to be very hot and said, "What kind of wine is this for me to drink today, why is it so hot all over my body after drinking it?" I'm going to go outside and get some air. ”
"Senior brother, feel free, it's no one else." Xiaoyaozi wandered around the heavenly palace casually, and found a small servant behind him. Xiaoyaozi deliberately limped into the rockery. The man who was following the boy was gone, so he looked around on the flower path.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiaoyaozi appeared in front of him, the little fairy was startled.
"What are you following me, little god? Could it be that I came to this heavenly palace for a casual walk? Haven't you been at ease with the old man of heaven and earth? ”
"God, I'm sorry, I'm not following you. Heaven and earth have asked me to follow you to serve you. ”
"No, you go back quickly, let me walk around on my own!" As soon as Xiaoyaozi spoke, the little fairy who was following him in fright turned around and ran.
Xiaoyaozi sent the followers away, turned a corner, followed the garden gate into the palace of the cold-faced god, and took a few steps to the back garden. I saw that everyone was still waiting anxiously.
"How is the master, has you come up with anything?"
"Of course it's out, it's out." Xiaoyaozi squinted his slender eyes and said happily: "Next to the window of the Tianhou Temple, there is a rockery. That rockery is the entrance to the Nine Heavens. ”
"We expected that, but there we were. I've searched for it, and I haven't found any entrance. ”
"To enter the Nine Heavens, the door of the ladder is locked, and there must be a key. But the key is always engraved on the body of the queen. No one can think of it. Not even the Emperor of Heaven can get it! ”
"What can I do about this, the Emperor of Heaven can't get it, and we don't even think about it." Dafeng said dejectedly.
"If you don't try it, how do you know, how do you know if you can get it?"
"Master heard that the palace of the Queen of Heaven has been recruiting people recently, how can we get in?"
"Isn't His Highness the Cold Face God capable of disguise? Let him give a few of you a sneak in. ”
"But where did we say it came from?"
"Let the cold-faced god give everyone a look first."
The cold-faced god is after the disguise of everyone's face. Everyone has become a different face.
"What about being empty?"
"Let's become a girl for the empty air." Lin Xueer wanted to take revenge for the unhappy revenge in her heart.
After the cold-faced god heard about it, he turned Kongkong into a woman's face, and everyone laughed at Kongkong and called Kongkong his sister.
Everyone laughed together!
"Don't make a fuss! Now what? Lin Xue'er said!
"It's okay, I'll turn you into ten peony flowers. It's in the Imperial Garden of the Heavenly Palace, and I'll go there later. Pull the Emperor and the Queen of Heaven out to see the flowers, and let them discover you for themselves. "
After Xiaoyaozi finished speaking, he turned these ten people into ten small flowers and put them in his pocket.
Then he walked quickly out of the garden of the cold-faced god. After making sure that there was no one around, he ran to the Imperial Garden. Put ten people in the peony garden and turn them into ten large peony flowers of different colors.
Then he walked to the palace of the Emperor of Heaven, and the Emperor was still drinking alone, and the two of them drank a few more glasses. At this time, Xiaoyaozi opened his mouth and said: "Senior brother, the queen of heaven has been doing well recently, why don't you call her to drink two cups." "
"Since Senior Brother has spoken, I will let the Queen of Heaven drink with you!"
The Emperor of Heaven said to a palace maid standing below: "Go, please invite the Queen of Heaven to come!" "
The Queen of Heaven can't wait to come to see Xiaoyaozi to probe the wind, to see what this old man is doing in the Heavenly Palace, but she can't find a reason, and now she sees someone coming to invite herself, so it won't take long to come to the Emperor's palace!
"Senior brother is here?"
Xiaoyaozi hurriedly saluted: "I've seen the queen of heaven." I'm here to move the rescuers. ”
The Queen of Heaven said, "What did the Emperor call me?" "
"It's okay, senior brother just invited you to drink. By the way, let's discuss the matter of sending troops to support the Primordial Heavenly Gate! "
The last time he drank the queen, he was still angry, what kind of wine did he take to enhance his immortal power, but after he drank it, he slept for eight or nine days. Now is the time to take revenge.
The queen of heaven thought about sitting down, and someone poured wine on top, and the queen of heaven looked at the wine and said, "This wine was not brought by the senior brother, right?" "
"Of course not, this is my Heavenly Palace! ″
The queen of heaven still had a little more heart, pushed the wine in front of Xiaoyaozi and said, "This cup of senior brother drink it first!" "
The man next to him came over and poured another glass of wine. The queen of heaven is determined to take revenge, and keeps persuading Xiaoyaozi to drink. Xiaoyaozi drank several large cups in succession. Seeing that the queen was fine, she drank a few glasses herself.
After a while, the three of them were full of wine and food, and Xiaoyaozi said: "It's strange, why is my chest blocked when I come here today." Can't you drink the wine of the Heavenly Palace? No, I still have to go out to breathe. ″
I'm going to go out!
The queen of heaven saw it and said, "Senior brother, where to go to breathe, the two of us will accompany you." "
Xiaoyaozi thought to himself: What I want is for the two of you to accompany me.
He walked in front, followed by the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven.
There was also a large group of little fairies behind. Everyone walked towards the Imperial Garden.
Xiaoyaozi deliberately pretended to be crazy and stupid, picked an unknown flower, put it on his nose and smelled it. said: "The flowers of this heavenly palace are just different. Fragrant and beautiful. "
After saying that, look left, look right. This behavior did not arouse the suspicion of the diva.
"Can the queen of heaven give me a few peony flowers?"
The queen of this peony garden has not been here for a while. Suddenly, when I saw the peony blossoms, I suddenly felt relaxed and said, "If you like it, just pull a few trees." "
Xiaoyaozi listened and said: "More queen mothers give flowers!" "
"You're welcome."
According to the prior agreement, Xiaoyaozi plucked a few ordinary flowers first. Then I plucked a few more Lin Xue'er flowers, and they turned into flowers.
I just plucked it up and put it on the ground. Unexpectedly, these peonies turned into ten little fairies with big peony flowers on their heads.
The Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven saw it and said in amazement: "These peony flowers have turned into flower elves?" Flower fairy? Why didn't you listen to the flower fairy report? "
"It's just a small matter, how can I report it to you?"
"Well, the flower fairy, senior brother, don't take my flower fairy away, there is just a shortage of people in my palace, these flower fairies are left for me, you can dial other flowers." "When the queen of heaven saw that she pulled out her ten flower elves, of course she was reluctant.
She was thinking in her heart, I have cultivated these flower fairies well, and I can make good use of them in the future!
"Stingy!" Xiaoyaozi said.
"Senior brother, what did you say?" The queen asked!
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