Chapter Seventy-Five: A New Fellow
"There's a new colleague coming over today in September, you go pick him up at the door." Maitreya Buddha walked to September's side and gave her a task.
"Okay, I'll go." September stood up and walked out the door.
"New colleagues, there are new colleagues, it's been a lot!" When Dongfang Tiexin heard that a new colleague was coming, he was thinking about who it would be this time?
I guess it's a famous figure in that myth again, after all, none of this company is an ordinary person.
"Hehe, the new colleague who came this time is very famous, don't be surprised when you see it later." After Maitreya Buddha said this, he left, and he never thought that this person would actually come to work in his company.
"Famous? Erlang Zhenjun, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, White Dragon Horse, oh, White Dragon Horse is already here, who could it be? ”
Dongfang Tiexin's mind is running wildly, but he can't think of who it will be, because these few are not bad for money, and the only possibility is who wants to experience life will come, but I usually hear Ao Lie say that his senior brothers and masters are all more hilarious than themselves, and they will definitely not come here.
"It can't be Brother Three-Eyed, Brother Three-Eyed has his own pet café, it's impossible, it's impossible." Whistling removed a wrong answer.
"Master, it's impossible for senior brother to come, they are traveling in Bali now, I heard that there is a celebrity who got married there, and they went to the wedding." Again, Ao Lie removed a few wrong answers.
"So I guessed all of them, so who do you think it would be?" Dongfang Tiexin asked the question to everyone.
"This, it should be possible for anyone, but being famous and scaring people will make me think about it." Yutu thought about what he was more familiar with, and found that they had no reason to come, so what about the unfamiliar?
Ao Lie was the first to come up with an answer.
"Is it possible that the King of the Earth Bodhisattva, the legend of the King of the Earth Bodhisattva was sent out in the past, the hell is not empty, and he will not become a Buddha, is it possible that he came?"
However, Ao Lie's answer was unanimously rejected by everyone.
"You said that hell is not empty, and it is not empty now, how can the Jizo King Bodhisattva come out."
"And the Jizo King Bodhisattva is the chairman of Hell Logistics, I don't know how many employees there are, although the chairman of Maitreya Buddha is also very powerful, but after all, the company has only been opened for a long time, and it is not as good as others, so it is impossible."
"It does scare us if it appears, but I don't think it's possible."
After Ao Lie's answer was rejected, the Howling Sky Dog thought of another one.
"Is it possible that Brother Three-Eyed is the nephew, I heard that he went to study abroad some time ago, and it seems that he graduated recently, is it possible that he came?"
"Jiro Zhenjun's nephew? Is it the legendary agarwood that splits the mountain to save his mother? ”
"But it's impossible, which school did he study abroad?"
This answer is a little more reliable, everyone thought about it, so where did he study abroad?
"Cowhoof University." The Howling Dog wagged his tail violently as he spoke, and it was obvious that he was happy at the mention of this place.
However, everyone completely ruled out the possibility that Agarwood would come to the company, what is the University of Cowhoof and tendon doing here? Do you sell beef tendons? And which state-owned university of cow hoof tendons? Are you sure it's not a grocery store that turns left right out of the door?
"Ahh
Just when everyone was deep in thought, the voice of September outside suddenly came in, but her shout gave everyone a new idea at that time.
"Ghost, it can't really be the Jizo King Bodhisattva!" Ao Lie was a little surprised, he wouldn't have guessed correctly, right?
"You have a problem with your brain, September is talking about ghosts, and the King of Jizo Bodhisattva is a Bodhisattva, can it be the same?" Jade Rabbit ruthlessly broke Ao Lie's fantasy and dreamed.
"Could it be, black and white! After all, this is also in line with the content of Sister September's screaming. Dongfang Tiexin felt that the celebrities he knew, coupled with this shout, instantly thought of a pair of famous combinations.
"This shouldn't be either, those two are now civil servants in the prefecture, how can they have time to work, and our treatment is not as good as there." After thinking about it, it shouldn't be so, he usually knew when he chatted with Di Ting that the treatment of all civil servants in the prefecture was very good, and generally no one would come to the world to look for a job.
"No, I don't need you to say it, we already know who the person who came, it's true that he is not a civil servant in the prefecture, but this one is even more terrifying."
Just when the Howling Sky Dog was talking, the new colleague had already arrived, and everyone finally knew why September was scared before, this one was indeed a little scary.
"Everyone, this is our new colleague, Xingtian, I was a little scared because I didn't think about it just now, but after knowing it, people are still very good." September pulled Xingtian to introduce, just now I was really startled, originally Xingtian appeared with a model head on his head, but it fell off all of a sudden, so it scared September.
"Hello, I'm Xing Tian, it's the first time I've come to work, I hope it won't scare you." Xing Tian stretched out his hand to greet everyone, although it was scary to have no head, but his tone was very gentle.
These reactions were Dongfang Tiexin, who came over and looked at Xing Tian.
"Although I have long heard that someone in this city has seen the legendary God of War Xingtian, but I didn't expect to come to work in the company, and I suddenly feel that the image of the God of War Xingtian in my mind has collapsed."
The reason why Dongfang Tiexin felt that the image in his mind collapsed was that the clothes Xing Tian was wearing actually had three holes, which is what the legend said about changing three places as eyes and mouth without a head, but when he saw it like this, it fell down instantly.
"Well, why, isn't it normal for me to look like this?" Xing Tian looked at himself suspiciously, it's normal!
"But it's too normal, in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", you are holding a big axe in one hand, a shield in the other, naked, and muscles all over your body, which looks majestic, but now I feel inexplicably that it is not so majestic."
Dongfang Tiexin told the truth, and everyone nodded in agreement, even in September.
Xing Tian: ......
Do you blame me for becoming like this, it's a modern society, there are laws, if you come out bare-chested, you may be arrested for affecting the city's appearance, and you really don't wear clothes, believe it or not, this headless neck can scare you to death.
Xing Tian is also very helpless, times have changed, and his old antique can no longer adapt to the modern society.