Chapter 9 Dog Meat Dishes
Soybeans heard the doorbell at the door suddenly ring, the vigilant Soybean rushed forward, came to the door, heard the male voice say that it was a takeaway, and quickly opened the door Soybeans happily snatched the pizza delivered by the takeaway brother, and casually stuffed the money prepared in advance into the hands of the takeaway brother, and closed the door.
The takeaway brother, who hadn't reacted yet, looked down at the money in his hand, rubbed his eyes again, and walked away with a surprised look on his head.
Soybean, who returned to bed, quickly tore open the outer package and ate the pizza in a big gulp.
"Well, this pizza is so delicious, the drink has a medicinal taste, but it's very refreshing!" Soybeans, who were eating something in large gulps, were still talking from time to time.
Man: "Haha, now you know how convenient it is to live in this world!" Order takeout directly when eating, buy clothes on Taobao, and go out to Didi. So whatever you want to do, as long as you have money, it's all convenient! ”
Woman: "Ah, to hear you say that, this world is indeed very convenient! If it were me, I would definitely buy clothes every day! ”
Male: "··· It's not just you, the girls in this world are called choppers! ”
Female: "······"
The soybeans that were swept in an instant touched their round belly and said, "You said that as long as you have money, you can buy delicious food, then you must have a lot of money!" ”
Man: "That, it's not much, it's not much, and you can support it for a few days!" ”
"What! Won't I starve to death after that? Huang Dou said in surprise.
"Oh my God, my soybeans are reincarnated for the first time, if you want to vote for me, you will also vote for me if you want to be rich, even if you don't have any money, at least you look like I used to be, and you can be handsome, why did I vote for a poor ghost in the end, the most important thing is that it is so ugly!" Soybean grumbled as he kicked his legs on the bed.
Male"··· I'm not going to be that bad! ”
Woman: "Soybean's description is exactly right!" ”
Male: "······"
Huang Dou, who had complained for a while, suddenly seemed to remember something and asked the voice girl: "Hey, do you still know that we are in that world, what happened to us after we were struck by lightning?" ”
Woman: "You really want to know?" ”
"Of course, I didn't even have time to see Mi'er for the last time, she must be very sad!"
Woman: "Indeed, my two souls that are still retained in that world tell me that your young daughter is really sad to see that you have been cooked by thunder, and he also dug a pit to make a well-dressed mound for you, which shows that your weight in your heroine's heart is indeed not light!" ”
"That's, I also love my little master the most, in fact, when I was a dog, I was thinking, if I were a human, I would have to marry my child, but now..." Huang Dou looked at himself who had now become a human, but he had been separated from the little master from the two worlds, and couldn't help crying.
Woman: "Hey, doglegs, it's not the time for you to cry, I haven't finished my words yet!" ”
"What else!"
Female: "Originally, you were indeed buried by your little master, but, because you had been cooked by thunder at that time, when the little master was about to bury you, he happened to meet the official who came back from an errand and smelled the unique smell of dog meat emanating from you." When the little master finished burying you, he secretly dug you out. I ate it when I was drinking! ”
"What? They turned out to... Ahh My flesh! ”