Chapter 195: I suspect my mother is trying to murder me
Soon it was Monday, and Jiang Sui wanted to go to the opposite house for breakfast as usual, but when he was about to go out, he was stopped by Zhou Hongmei.
"Little son, your dear old mother made you a little new stuff today, you can eat it at home today!" Zhou Hongmei said as she dragged Jiang Sui to the living room.
Jiang Sui was forced to follow her, and when he saw the things on the table again, his eyes widened, "My dear Ms. Zhou, please tell me, what is this thing?" ”
The strangely shaped lump of green stuff on the table, Jiang Sui smelled the unpleasant smell in the air, and he now had reason to suspect that Zhou Hongmei wanted to murder him.
"Ms. Zhou, do you think I'm eating too much? Don't want to raise me anymore? After settling down, Jiang Sui turned his head and asked Zhou Hongmei,
"Pure nonsense, with your small belly, even if you eat me for a few hundred years, I won't dislike you for eating too much." Zhou Hongmei first glared at him, then patted her chest, and her tone was particularly arrogant, "Our family is a family with mines, not bad for that little money, there is no problem in raising several of you." ”
"Raise me, then you still make this thing to poison me?" Jiang Sui's eyes widened and he pointed to the things on the table, "Look at this thing, this shape and this color, you dare to say that it is not poisonous?" ”
Zhou Hongmei: ......
"Little son, my mother assures you with private money that this thing is absolutely not poisonous." It's just something she beat out of the vegetable juice and the egg, how can it be poisonous? It's a big deal, just have a stomach.
Zhou Hongmei didn't dare to say everything, she was afraid that her youngest son would not try it after saying it.
"Hurry up and eat! It's something I've worked so all morning! Seeing that he didn't dare to move, Zhou Hongmei directly picked up the small disc and got him a piece.
"Dear mother, I suddenly feel sick to my stomach, or I won't eat this breakfast, right?" After Jiang Sui finished speaking, he pretended to hold his stomach and wanted to run out.
"Stop!" How could Zhou Hongmei not know what this little son was thinking, didn't she just not want to eat? Dare to give her this trick!
"I'm telling you, you have to eat today, and you have to eat if you don't eat!" She pressed the person directly on the stool, and then put the green thing in front of him, "Eat!" ”
Jiang Sui looked at such a lump of things, it was simply loveless, he was very suspicious, after eating the things, his stomach would definitely be bad.
"Mom, if I give you two red bills, you will let me go, right?" Jiang Sui took out the money from his pocket and handed it over.
Zhou Hongmei took the money and looked at it, and after making sure it was true, she stuffed it into her pocket, and then continued to point to the contents of the plate, "Do you think you can buy your mother with two dollars?" I'll take the money, but you have to eat the stuff too! ”
Jiang Sui: "...... Then you give me back my money! ”
"Ahh Zhou Hongmei snorted disdainfully, "The money is in my pocket, how can it still be yours?" ”
Jiang Sui has nothing to say, his family's Ms. Zhou's Taoism is really getting deeper and deeper! The degree of shamelessness is also getting more and more serious.
Tremblingly taking a bite of the contents of the plate, Jiang Sui raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Okay, Ms. Zhou, although this thing doesn't look very good, it's really good to eat in your mouth!" ”
Jiang Sui gave Zhou Hongmei a thumbs up, and then buried his head and took two large bites.
"Is it really that delicious?" Seeing her youngest son's actions, Zhou Hongmei blinked suspiciously, she sat down and scooped a big spoonful into her mouth.
Seeing Zhou Hongmei's movements, Jiang Sui grinned, and then rushed out like a cannonball.
Before running out of the door, his voice shouted loudly, "Ms. Zhou Hongmei, you poisoned me early in the morning, and I decided to tell my dad that you have a leg with the little white face who sells vegetables!" ”
It's not to spit out what she bites in her mouth, it's not to vomit, Zhou Hongmei's face turned red, and when she heard her youngest son's words, she was so angry that she picked up the feather duster and went out.
When she saw the courtyard gate, the little rabbit cub had disappeared, and she suddenly hit the door frame with a feather duster.
This little rabbit cub, if you dare to come back, I will dare to beat you!
"Yo, you're beating your son again this morning, so interested?" Li Chunhua happened to pass by and saw Zhou Hongmei taking a feather duster to the door frame, and couldn't help but speak again.
Zhou Hongmei wanted to scold back, but she still had something in her mouth, so she could only glare at her angrily, and then slammed the door shut.
Li Chunhua, who was hanging out of the door, was stunned, what happened this morning? Could it be that the sun is coming out in the west? Why didn't Zhou Hongmei talk back?
She couldn't figure it out after thinking about it, she could only attribute it to her special majesty and domineering this morning, which made Zhou Hongmei stunned as soon as she saw it.
Because of this in the morning, Li Chunhua was very happy all day, and she was not angry even when Xie Dalong went to play mahjong and lost money.
Xie Dalong was so frightened that he shouted at her all day long, thinking that something was wrong with her.
Jiang Sui, who ran out of the house, didn't go to school at all, he ran into the opposite yard with a smoke, and just happened to meet Qin Yi who was eating breakfast, so he sat down.
Directly reached out and took a piece of toast from Qin Yi, smeared some tomato sauce and ate it.
"You didn't eat breakfast again?" Qin Yi got up and went to serve him a bowl of porridge, and by the way, he brought two slices of baked toast over.
"No, no, no!" Jiang Sui swallowed the toast in his mouth with difficulty, and then waved his hand, "Don't you know, my Zhou Hongmei has another moth today!" ”
"I heard you just scream..."
"Yes, yes, you can hear me scream so badly, I almost didn't die by Zhou Hongmei." Jiang Sui drank a large mouthful of porridge and tried his best to make the matter as serious.
"It's not that serious, is it? What did Aunt Zhou do? Seeing that he was in such a hurry, Qin Yi poured him another glass of warm milk.
"You don't know, just now Ms. Zhou made a big lump of green things and had to let me eat them, I won't complain about the color, the key is the taste, I want to vomit before I eat it, she still wants me to eat it."
"If you have to eat it, I said take 200 yuan out and give it to her, and then I don't have to eat that thing, guess what? She even forced me to eat after receiving the money, which is not humane at all. ”
Qin Yi listened to him complain quietly, and couldn't help but want to laugh, how could Aunt Zhou do such a thing? I don't usually see it!
Seeing Qin Yi's disbelief, Jiang Sui wiped his face, and then asked him, "You think this is unbelievable, don't you?" ”
"It's a little!" Qin Yi nodded honestly!
"It's hard to believe, but it's true!" Jiang Sui cried with a sad face and sighed.