Chapter 331: Axe
At this time, the smoker and Bob also arrived and jumped onto the roof.
Several players glanced at each other, only to see the smoker take out a few mirror fragments out of thin air and throw them into the ground, forming a mirror that could just be seen through the windows of the house.
Inside, Little Red Riding Hood pushed the door open and said, "Dear grandmother, I have brought you some completely healthy and green organic snacks. ”
"Great."
The big bad wolf lying on the bed whispered, "Come closer, kid." ”
Little Red Riding Hood approached the bedside, apparently startled by the giant wolf dressed as an old woman, "Grandma, why are your ears so big?" ”
"It's for better hunting prey in the forest,"
The giant wolf subconsciously said what was in his heart, but immediately remedied: "I mean, to listen to the sounds of nature in the forest. ”
"But grandma, why are your eyes so big?" Little Red Riding Hood asked again.
"Because I wear optical correction for visual impairment, which is called myopia glasses."
The giant wolf said in a shrill voice: "Of course, I think the word myopia glasses is full of discrimination,
Myopia is not a disease, but a natural physical trait that should not be discriminated against. ”
Little Red Riding Hood swallowed and looked at the giant wolf's hairy palm, "Grandma, why are your hands and belly so big?" ”
The giant wolf explained: "The hands are big to make it easier to grasp the bones... Ahem, the ancient table knife and fork,
The big belly is because there is a pillow under the quilt. ”
Little Red Riding Hood: "But, Grandma, why is your mouth so scary?" And the teeth inside the mouth are also frighteningly sharp, like those rude and savage wild animals. ”
"Huh?!"
The giant wolf instantly lost its patience, it jumped up directly from the bed, its burly body burst its clothes, and roared at Little Red Riding Hood: "You are racist!
What happened to the wolf? What happened to the wolf?
Hearing your words, I trembled with anger, and cold sweat broke out on a hot day,
Just because we like to skin and dismantle small animals, eat them alive, and like to attack human traders, women and children passing by in the forest, and bite to death and eat the livestock raised by the villagers.
Can you discriminate against us?
It's too cruel and vicious! This is naked racism in the new era!
I'm ashamed of you!
I tell you, we wolves don't want this kind of thing to infringe on the right of other creatures to live.
But as carnivorous creatures, we have the right to live a life that follows our nature! ”
With that, the wolf jumped to the ground, grabbed Little Red Riding Hood's arm, and opened his exaggerated jaw,
So much so that Little Red Riding Hood could meet the hellish stench of the giant wolf and see her poor grandmother curled up in the wolf's bulging belly.
On the roof, several players subconsciously planned to shoot,
They always thought that Little Red Riding Hood was so eloquent, and it was estimated that there were other ways to hide it.
But looking at this posture, the giant wolf is afraid that he can eat her whole in one bite.
Although there is no fairy tale mission that must be saved in this mission, the innocent and cute Little Red Riding Hood, who is a famous fairy tale mission, should be regarded as a kind and orderly camp...
It shouldn't hurt to save it.
Several players tumbled off the roof and stood by the window,
Julia, dressed as an agent, raised her twin guns and aimed them at the window, Bob raised her shotgun, and the smoker pulled out several crystal knives from the backpack bar.
Just when everyone was about to stop the giant wolf,
Little Red Riding Hood, who was grabbed by the wolf's claw, was undaunted, but roared angrily: "Wait, what are you doing?!" ”
Little Red Riding Hood's roar is so loud, and her angry gaze is so majestic,
So much so that the giant wolf subconsciously stopped preparing to eat the other party.
Seeing that the situation had changed, several players outside the window also bowed down and hid under the window.
What the hell is going on here? I feel that the characters in this fairy tale world have abnormal brain circuits!
"You're invading my private space!"
Little Red Riding Hood rebuked at the wolf, "I have reason to believe that you are harassing me,
For a woman who refuses to accept patriarchal oppression, I strongly resist this kind of behavior!
Now let me go, you uncultured wolf! ”
The giant wolf was shocked by the majesty of the other party and did not dare to move,
At this point, the players noticed that a lumberjack who had just passed through the forest heard the sound and rushed towards the house, smashing the door directly.
When the lumberjack saw the wolf and Little Red Riding Hood, he mustered up the courage to subconsciously raise his axe, preparing to cut off the werewolf's head.
But the moment he raised his axe, Little Red Riding Hood turned his head, glared at him, and continued to roar sharply, "What are you doing?!" ”
The loggers, who did not know the situation, were stunned and did not know what to do.
"You rude and savage middle-aged man, you broke into my grandmother's house, and subconsciously planned to use a weapon full of patriarchal oppression to solve the situation that you don't know."
Little Red Riding Hood shouted, "This is my dispute with this wolf, do you think that women and wolves cannot settle their disputes without the help of men?"
You're sexist, racist!
Just like any other man, you have always used force and oppression as the first means of solving problems!
Or, I can think that you are the occasional goodwill shown by a man who, because of his courtship thoughts, is interested in a woman,
But this assumption makes me even more disgusting!
You rough chimpanzee is objectifying women! ”
Little Red Riding Hood impassionedly said to the lumberjack: "A woman's fighting spirit should shine in the face of adversity." Today is also a day of pride for being a woman!
Now, get out of this room for me, or I'll use even more radical means!" ”
Hearing Little Red Riding Hood's impassioned words, a pair of wrinkled palms suddenly opened the wolf's mouth,
Then, an old woman in a pink dress jumped out of the wolf's mouth!
Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother first touched her granddaughter's hood and said approvingly: "I'm proud of you, child, you have grown into a new era woman with independent thoughts and independent personality." ”
Then the old woman snatched the lumberjack's axe,
Cut at the head of the hapless lumberjack who didn't know what was going on, and shouted, "Die, you sexist, racist man!" ”
Seeing that this lumberjack is about to have his neck cut off by a murderous old woman,
A bullet passed through the window and knocked out the axe in the old woman's hand.
"Stop!"
Leon stood up, turned over and stepped into the window, and said in a deep voice, "What are you guys doing?" ”