Chapter 40: The Tragedy of Marry
Delusion, right?
But just as Bai Hongfei was staring at the eyes of the female corpse, the eyes of the female corpse suddenly opened.
No way.......
Bai Hongfei was startled, and the chicken leg in his mouth that was bitten by himself fell directly into the coffin.
However, Bai Hongfei also calmed down at this time,
No, I don't see any ghosts now, how can this eye open on its own, right?
Bai Hongfei hurriedly looked at the pillow on the female corpse.
I grass, Bai Hongfei couldn't help but scold Ma Rui in his heart, you old fool, you actually sold someone a five-grain pillow, old fool, how can a person who dies sleep on a five-grain pillow?
People who die horizontally, often have heavier grievances, and cereals are the best things to gather qi, according to the reason, people who die horizontally, should pillow cotton pillows under their heads, cotton has the effect of dispersing gas.
Hey, Bai Hongfei looked helpless, this Ma Rui really got everything in order to make money.
In desperation, Bai Hongfei stretched out his hand under the head of the female corpse, no matter what he said now, he couldn't let her be on the pillow, under the pillow, it would be strange if he didn't cheat the corpse.
Bai Hongfei gently lifted the head of the female corpse, and his hand slowly stretched under the grain pillow.
However, Bai Hongfei was surprised to find that a puddle of water had formed on this pillow today.
Oops?
It's late, this evil spirit has already formed, and this is not a good thing.
The safest thing to do now is to incinerate the body immediately.
But this idea definitely won't work.
Bai Hongfei hurriedly withdrew his hand, a little hurried, Bai Hongfei knew that in this situation, it was better not to touch this corpse casually, if he was a little careless, the consequences would be more serious, and he would directly speed up the corpse's corpse.
His uncle's Ma Rui, damn, usually knows how to watch pornographic films, and has time to make up for professional knowledge, which makes him more passive now.
But Bai Hongfei can now sit still and wait for death, desperately thinking about whether there is any way to stop this corpse transformation.
In fact, there are ways, such as using a peachwood sword to put it in a coffin, or using an ink fountain.
But in the middle of the night, I went there to find a peachwood sword and an ink fountain.
That's right.
There is another way .......
is to hurry up and give her less paper, kneel on the ground and discuss with her, begging her to reincarnate quickly, don't stay in the world.
But the man has gold under his knees, kneel down and kowtow!
There is no door, his uncle, if she dares to cheat the corpse, she will greet Huang Fu directly!
Bai Hongfei looked at the female corpse in the coffin coldly and snorted.
However, after the female corpse's face twitched, Bai Hongfei hurriedly took a step back and jumped back.
As the saying goes, it's better to die than to live, and try not to do anything if you can move your mouth.
Bai Hongfei said while burning paper: "Sister, sister, almost dead, don't be in the glory and wealth of the nostalgic world, don't hide it from you, I have a relationship with black and white impermanence, after you go down, mention my name, there will definitely be care of it at that time, and it is not impossible to reincarnate a better family." ”
In fact, Bai Hongfei is also bragging, where can he have a relationship with black and white impermanence, it is nothing more than coaxing the eldest sister in the coffin.
Because at this time, the evil qi has been formed, and the eyes of the corpse have also opened, which means that the ghost of this female ghost has returned, and she should be able to hear what she said at this time.
But Bai Hongfei found that what he just said seemed to make this eldest sister think of as a fart.
Because Bai Hongfei saw that the incense that was smoking just now was quietly extinguished, and at the same time, the air around him was getting colder and colder.
It's a familiar feeling, damn it, it's coming.
Bai Hongfei's brows tightened.
immediately kowtowed a few heads, frantically threw paper into the brazier, and hurriedly said: "Big sister, I heard that the following is also very good, there are many stars, Anita Mui, Leslie Cheung, all of them, you can go to their concert, it is estimated that the tickets will not be very expensive, if you are short of money, I can give you more burn points, you also pity the poor little brother, I will earn a few hundred yuan, and let the rest be taken by the surnamed Ma, if you really have any dissatisfaction, you can go to him." ”
Hey, don't say it, after Bai Hongfei talked nonsense, the air around him seemed to have recovered a lot.
Did Leslie Cheung and Anita Mui work, or did she go directly to Ma Rui.
If you really go to Ma Rui, then don't blame me, who made you make more money.
Feeling that the air around him had returned to normal, Bai Hongfei hurriedly took out a lighter and lit the incense that had just been extinguished.
Sure enough, the incense returned to normal, and floated straight upward.
Bai Hongfei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
It's really his uncle's hanging, he almost turned into a corpse, it's really unlucky, it's really difficult to make some money quietly.
Also, as the saying goes, money is hard to earn, is hard to eat. That's true.
However, Bai Hongfei didn't dare to slack off, after all, a time bomb next to him didn't know when it would explode, so it was better to prepare early.
But at this moment, the door of the living room suddenly opened!
I saw Ma Rui walk in and said to Bai Hongfei: "How is it, is the situation okay?" ”
Seeing Ma Rui come in, Bai Hongfei was completely speechless! Because this loser is holding a cat in his arms!
With that black and fluffy thing, meow, when it came out, Bai Hongfei knew, I damn it, it's a black cat.
Now Bai Hongfei's goosebumps rose all over his body in an instant, and every pore of his body felt uneasy.
"What are you bringing a cat for?"
Let's just say that you will come to be quilted, and what kind of cat will you bring!
Ma Rui, Ma Rui, you are still the one who eats this bowl of rice, this person who wants to cheat the corpse is the most taboo cat, you still bring one here.
"Damn, why did you bring a cat here, this cat and dog thing can't get close to the corpse, you don't know."
Bai Hongfei hurriedly shouted at Ma Rui in front of the door.
"This! Stray cats at the door! ”
Ma Rui touched the cat's head and said in surprise.
The dead are the most taboo about cats, cats have a high spirituality, and since ancient times, there has been a saying that cats jump coffins.
It is said that as long as a cat jumps over the coffin, the corpse inside the coffin may be swindled.
However, scientists believe that it is caused by the static electricity carried by the animals.
But I can't say why.
But whatever, anyway, Ma Rui's cat should definitely not be brought here now.
Just when Bai Hongfei watched Ma Rui bring the black cat, the worried thing still happened, and now the resentment around him has formed again, and the air around him has dropped again, and it is colder than just now.
Ma Rui shuddered all over his body, and said to Bai Hongfei: "Bai ...... Hongfei! Is this to deceive the corpse? ”
At this time, Bai Hongfei didn't have time to explain to him, and hurriedly shouted at Ma Rui: "Don't let your cat scare away, if a cat jumps out of the coffin, we will be ruined." ”
It seems that Ma Rui also understands one thing,
But.......
Ma Rui was excited, his hand shook, and the cat actually let ...... run.
Mom, I'll go.
Bai Hongfei had the heart to kill him at this time.
Annoyed and pointed to Ma Rui on the side: "You ......." ”
However, Ma Rui's eyes widened, signaled Bai Hongfei not to speak, and pointed to the side in surprise.
Looking in the direction that Ma Rui pointed, the sweat on Bai Hongfei's forehead flowed down after a while.
The damn cat was now standing on the side of the coffin, as if it was about to jump over.