I'm biased!

As the so-called peers are enemies, only one is enough to be able to talk and fool people.

If there are two at a time, it seems that the characters overlap, which is very boring.

The ape-man ignored Bai Yongyan's lifting bar, lowered his head for a while, and then raised his head suddenly, his eyes full of confusion.

"Hey, hey, hey? Can you hear me?"

Bai Yongyan waved his palm and asked, "Who did you just say died?" Who woke up? ”

"Did I say that?"

The ape-man looked dazed, "I can't remember..."

You can forget what you just said, do you have Alzheimer's disease?

Bai Yongyan said: "Yes, you not only said, but also promised to help me get 10,000 taels of gold, countless silver, and tens of millions of mansions, helping me become a first-class wealthy businessman in the world." ”

The guests were speechless for a while, and they really had you in a serious way to tamper with what others said.

But after all, ape-man is auspicious, and he won't be deceived so easily...

"Really?"

The ape-man looked at Bai Yongyan in surprise and said, "Okay, I want to think about where I can get so much gold..."

I really believe it!!

The guests almost squirted out a sip of wine, and many of them turned their eyes to the monk Annam with a little suspicion.

How do you feel that the auspicious rui you bring is so unreliable?

The old monk of Annan closed his eyes and concentrated, not in the eyes of surprises, and there were words in his mouth, as if he was reciting scriptures.

The King of Shu was also a little speechless, thought about it, and then said: "Since you are good at elephant numbers and easy to learn, divination and hexagrams." Why not deduce the five elements of yin and yang, and calculate how the floods, droughts, and locust plagues in the world can be quelled. ”

"Pacify?"

The ape-man shook his head, "For decades, the human world has been cold.

The Northland is cold and fierce, and the glue is broken;

The Central Plains is closed, and the forest is cold and the caves are closed;

Even the South Ridge, which is hot all year round, has snow falling in September;

The severe cold and lack of rain in the north caused the lack of winter snow, and the ears of wheat could not survive the winter.

The arid climate, thousands of miles of red land, locusts, and plague are the destiny of the next 10 or even 20 years, and it is really beyond human power to change. ”

Hearing the ape-man's words, the faces of the people, including the King of Shu, were a little ugly.

Although they are all arrogant and lascivious, and they are nobles of the Zhumen,

But I can still hear the news that the situation is getting worse in the deep house.

As the saying goes, I'd rather be a peace dog than a troubled world,

No one wants the drunken gold fans in front of them to be ruthlessly destroyed by natural disasters.

Bai Yongyan turned the wine glass in his hand, his expression was not sad or happy,

The mandate of heaven mentioned by the ape-man should be the Xiaoice River period.

The real-world Xiaoice Season would cause global temperatures to plummet, food production to plummet, and population to decline exponentially.

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, which was considered to be the most tragic and chaotic era, the population dropped sharply from 120 million to 50 million, but crops such as potatoes and sweet potatoes introduced from the Americas could still save their lives.

And the three Xiaoice periods before the end of the Ming Dynasty will even wipe out four-fifths of the population at that time, and it is not an exaggeration to say that ten rooms and nine empty rooms and ten do not exist.

Compared with the miserable situation of turmoil and chaos, and human life is like a mustard in the wind, the third world in the real world is probably a paradise on earth.

"In addition to natural disasters, there are also man-made disasters."

The ape-man said indifferently: "For example, today, the families of the gentry are even in the fields, and the people have long had no place to stand, and they have to endure the exploitation of excesses and miscellaneous taxes, the early invasion of locusts, and the military disasters and abuses of the feudal towns and towns.

Out of Luzhou, you can see the people changing their children and eating, analyzing the remains and planing, scraping people on the side of the road like slaughtering pigs and dogs, disemboweling their hearts, and disintegrating them.

The white bones are exposed in the wild, there is no rooster crowing for thousands of miles, the sky and the earth are obscure, and the demons travel during the day, almost like hell. ”

The king of Shu's face turned red, but the ape-man still said coldly: "There are friends inside, eunuchs take power, and warlords outside, and the branches are strong and weak.

There are ignorant and incompetent emperors, corrupt courtiers, gentry fish and meat villages, annexing fields,

It's just a demon, but it's just an innocuous disease of scabies. ”

The inside and outside of the country are like piles of carrion corpses, crumbling, and the stench is unpleasant.

But because of the involvement of a hair and the whole body, I can only tinker with it and barely maintain it,

It is really difficult to get up, and it is difficult to return. ”

"Nonsense!"

A eunuch behind Yu Qingqiu reprimanded angrily: "There are monks from Longhu Mountain in this dynasty who guard the dragon vein.

There are also warrior guards patrolling the demons of the world,

Where is the appearance of the dead country that is full of evil? ”

"Oh, the country that dies never has anything to do with monks or demons."

The ape-man sneered: "In the previous dynasty, there were also Longhu Mountain and Wu Dewei,

In those days, the trend of seeking immortals and asking for questions was prosperous, and the number of monks far exceeded that of today.

In its heyday, the court of the previous dynasty even had magic warships suspended in the sky, covering the sky and the sun, boundless and unsuspected, full of monks who were dressed in perseverance.

Looking for the great demons and trolls in the world,

Drag it out of the lair and throw it all into the demon refining cave as firewood.

However, such a strong former dynasty does not mean that it will collapse and collapse,

The weapons that filled the warehouses were used by various warlords to fight each other,

The warships that have lost their maintenance have been reduced to scrap copper and iron, and can only be dismembered and disassembled, and melted into the most ordinary soldier armor.

The military disaster is tragic, ten rooms and nine empty, and the monks of Longhu Mountain are still trapped in the mountains, ignoring the suffering of the world, just waiting for the chaotic army to decide the final winner and establish a new dynasty.

Then Shi Shiran went out of the mountain, as in the past thousand years, and sat firmly in the position of the state religion of the new dynasty. ”

I don't know why, when the ape man talked about Dragon Tiger Mountain, his emotions became particularly excited.

"Whew..."

The ape-man's chest rose and fell, and he exhaled a heavy breath of turbidity, relieved his indignation, and then said, "Although Longhu Mountain is selfish, it is not the key to the problem.

If the emperor is extremely talented, he can sort out the intricate and chronic diseases, appoint the wise, slowly innovate, slowly figure it out, and recreate the current situation little by little.

Generations of Ming Jun down,

Even if you can't turn the tide and fall soon, save the edifice from falling,

can also barely maintain the national ancestry, survive the cold winter that lasts for decades, and realize the rule of Zhongxing.

It's a pity..."