Chapter 55: Uncle Gets on the Horse
"Wang~"
Richard looked aggrieved, and Klayderman was also a little nervous,
Zhang Xuan didn't care, he first gave Klayderman a bath.
In the bathroom, Richard looked at Zhang Xuan resentfully, using its shower gel, brushes, and towels for Clayderman to use, and to blow the air for Clayderman.
"Haha, you stupid dog, don't shake, I'm covered in droplets!"
Zhang Xuan smiled and cleaned Clayderman with a towel, and Clayderman stopped shaking the water when he heard it.
After washing, Zhang Xuan was about to check Clayderman's wounds and body,
But Richard was gentle, biting Zhang Xuan's sleeve and dragging it into the bathroom.
"What? Are you going to take a bath? Don't you hate bathing? ”
Zhang Xuan was quite surprised, but Richard still walked into the bathroom.
"Sure enough! With a competitor, Richard finally reined in his temper! ”
Zhang Xuan was overjoyed and gave Richard a bath.
Richard likes to ask for wood, do carving, and like to roll in Boss Qin's coffin shop,
This may be its soul at the beginning, and it was recruited by Boss Qin.
Leading the two dogs out, Zhang Xuan felt that he was the same as the gentleman's son, walking with the wind,
Went to the pet store and bought Clayderman a new collar, toys, clothes, kennels, quilts,
Richard was even more resentful.
"How is it, Lao Qin, my new pet Clayderman, majestic!"
Zhang Xuan shouted, and when Boss Qin heard the movement, he came out to take a look, and saw two dogs, dragging Zhang Xuan, who was riding a bicycle, was spinning in circles.
"Huh? Where did you find a dead dog again? Boss Qin was quite surprised,
Zhang Xuan said with a smile: "This is what I found in the mountains, the strength is very strong, or its original corpse, amazing!" ”
"It's powerful, but it's bloody and kills, are you sure you keep it?"
Boss Qin comforted that after this ghost killed someone, it was out of control.
"I know, that's why I brought Clayderman to you!"
Zhang Xuan stopped and said: "This is not coming to you, let's study and study it together, wash it again, and make a talisman array." ”
Richard went into the coffin shop, took a piece of wood and gnawed it, and Clayderman still stayed cautiously by Zhang Xuan's side.
"Okay, two dead dogs, it can be regarded as a combat force!"
Boss Qin nodded, and then entered the shop, and as soon as the door was opened, the two of them repaired Clayderman.
Boss Qin learned the Yin attribute technique, and he was very good at repairing corpses, controlling ghosts and looking at corpses, and used the Thousand Rain Flying Shadow Needle to tattoo the Wutu Yin Howling Ghost Spell on Clayderman's body.
In this way, as long as Clayderman stands on the ground, he can absorb the yin energy of the earth to repair himself.
After all, it's physical, and Richard is inflatable, so it doesn't matter.
"With these two dogs, I finally have a little more chance of winning, that ghost bride Fang Jiwen is going to marry me in ten days, I have to be ready!" Zhang Xuandao.
"Do you want my help? I've had a lot of good goods recently, and when the time comes~~"
Before Boss Qin finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhang Xuan.
"At that time, your wife and children will have no one to support, and your strength is not even enough for self-protection, but people come out of the day to travel in the realm, and they understand it~" Zhang Xuan shook his head and said.
However, Zhang Xuan still bought some materials from Boss Qin, went back to the shop to draw talismans, and cooperated with Xu Zirong to resell talismans, and Zhang Xuan's income gradually stabilized.
And Xu Zirong has also cooperated in a lot of projects, anyway, Zhang Xuan often sees Xu Zirong on TV, talking and laughing with a group of bigwigs, which is not good.
'I'm going to get married in a few days, and I'm going to stay in hell in the future, and if I can't come back, don't forget me!' ’
Zhang Xuan sent a text message to Li Hongsleeve.
"Ding Ding Ding Ding~"
The mobile phone rang, it was Li Hongsleeve's call, and after Zhang Xuan connected it, Li Hongsleeve's voice was very angry:
"You're getting married, why are you still coming to me, I don't like to be a third party!"
"No, there's a female ghost who wants to marry me!"
"Female ghosts can't either! Ah~ female ghost? ”
"Yes, female ghost, she is very strong, she has taken a fancy to me, she wants to marry me, I am only afraid that this time she will die!"
"So so? I'll go to you now~"
"Don't, I've already found Daoist Jiao Yu of the Fuqing faction, and I've made some preparations in advance, they will fix my soul and soul, and as soon as the day dawns, my soul may be able to be recruited back!"
"There's no other way?"
"No, she can appear during the day, she has four or five hundred years of skills, and basically has no opponent!"
"How can this be~"
Li Hongsleeve's tears flowed, even through the phone, Zhang Xuan could feel her sadness.
"It's okay, everyone dies anyway, besides, I'm going to marry a female ghost, and I'm not reincarnated, maybe I'm cultivating in the underworld, and my strength can go further~"
"You liar~~"
After comforting him for a while, Li Hongsleeve still didn't stop crying, but Zhang Xuan had no choice, the matter had come to this point, and he could only go to the underworld.
Meng Yinan asked for leave early, took a flying boat with Zhang Xuan, went to find his father Jiao Yudao, and when he saw Clayderman, Meng Yinan smiled:
"Hah, this is the other puppy you're looking for? Called rhubarb? ”
"Rhubarb was its old name, it's now called Clayderman!"
Zhang Xuan said: "These two dogs will go to the underworld with me to get married, and if there is a fight at that time, there will be a helper!" ”
"Richard? Clayderman? Richard Clayderman, isn't he a pianist? Do you like to listen to the piano? ”
Meng Yinan was quite surprised: "I thought you would give it a scientist's name!" ”
"People still have to have pursuits!"
Zhang Xuan smiled: "By the way, if I die this time, you transport my body to the Antarctic ice field and freeze it, and I cultivate in the underworld, maybe I can be resurrected in the future!" ”
"You're so unconfident?"
"It's not normal to have faith!"
Zhang Xuan sighed: "God is jealous of the talent, I am still so young, I am going to go to the underworld~"
"It's going to be fine, my dad is fully ready!"
Meng Yinan comforted: "Besides, your Liujia Heavenly Book has been cultivated to the fifth layer, and it may not be without the strength to fight!" ”
Zhang Xuan looked at Meng Yinan, this woman was raised as a boy and had a strong personality, and at this time she comforted him even more, making Zhang Xuan feel a little warm.
The flying boat fell, and on the huge square, it had been cleaned up, and there was nothing else, only an empty desk,
There was also an old man beside Daoist Jiao Yu, who was short and stiff, with cloudy eyes, and looked like an ordinary person.
"Master, why are you here?"
When Meng Yinan saw this old man, he called out in surprise, and Zhang Xuan hurriedly stepped forward to salute:
"I've seen Daoist Jiao Yu, I've seen my ancestor~"
"This is my master, Daoist Luo Jiao, who knows about you and has come to help!"
Jiao Yu said long: "I have already calculated, tomorrow is February 18, and at 9:36 in the evening is the auspicious time, then you will be taken to the underworld!" ”
"I will fix your soul and soul in your back in advance, with black gold nails, if you don't come back at four o'clock, Master and I will use spiritualism to forcibly recruit you back, whether it succeeds or not, it depends on the will of God!"
"Thank you~"
Zhang Xuan was grateful, and Naluo Jiaodao said:
"Let's drill first, boy, lie down and don't move!"
"Yes!"
Zhang Xuan was also very curious, so he lay on the desk,
The two people, Daoist Naluo Jiao and Daoist Jiao Yu, hurriedly took incense, candles, yellow paper, bells and sandalwood, and arranged the altar.
He also used clear water to draw talismans on the ground and arrange the formation, after this set of processes, Jiao Yu Dao Chang was okay, but Luo Jiao Dao Chang was sweating profusely.
Meng Yinan saw this situation, but he was anxious in his heart.
This is not so simple, the physiognomy of the mage, the zodiac taboo, and then there are skill requirements, so most of the people are excluded.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have found the head of Shizu Luo Reef to help.
Zhang Xuan is a monkey, born on June 17, his life belongs to fire, wood and water are avoided, and it is a fire moon, and the evil spirit is heavier.
Therefore, when summoning spirits, those who belong to oxen, dragons, snakes, chickens, and pigs should be avoided, and those whose months are in January, May, July, and October should also be avoided.
Although this set was just a drill and did not use magic weapons, Zhang Xuan also felt that the short-term aura growth and the effect of calming the nerves.
"Well, it's okay if the time is good, the sooner you arrange it, the more you can strengthen the protection of your divine soul!"
Jiao Yudao said with a smile: "Okay, you go take a bath first, meditate, don't eat, drink some water, and reduce the turbidity of your body!" ”
"Thank you, Chief!"
Zhang Xuan was grateful, and after going to the bathroom to take a bath, Meng Yinan led Zhang Xuan to the quiet room, and Zhang Xuan began to meditate.
Pure heart and few desires, everything outside disappears,
Zhang Xuan didn't practice either, only his consciousness was constantly concentrating.
The spirit is outward, and the wisdom is inward, and he cannot be governed, and those who use God's use are far, and those who are left are near.
Zhang Xuan's spirit is in this state, protected by his body, but he wants to rush out of his body.
The outside world, for the divine consciousness, is a melting pot, and the soul will definitely die if it goes out!
Watching Zhang Xuan calm down and meditate, Meng Yinan was worried, meditating for a day and a night, Zhang Xuan slowly woke up,
It was already dark, Meng Yinan avoided it, and there were only three people: Zhang Xuan, Luo Jiao Dao Chang and Jiao Yu Dao Chang.
"I'll put a black gold nail on you first, and you'll wait here for the female ghost to pick you up, and after you leave, I'll do it immediately!"
Daoist Jiao Yu instructed.
"You~"
Luo Jiaodao suddenly spoke, this was the first time this old man spoke, his voice was rather hoarse:
"If you want to marry an old ghost, you can use the three outlines and five constants, try it~"
"Three platforms and five constants? Is this okay? ”
Zhang Xuan was quite surprised, and Luo Jiaodao suddenly smiled and said:
"It doesn't cost you to try, and besides, it's not so easy to change!"
"Okay, I'll try!"
Zhang Xuan nodded, Richard and Clayderman didn't care, they ran freely in the square.
When the night was dark and silent, there was only Zhang Xuan alone in the square, and at his feet were two dogs, who were now sleeping.
Suddenly, both Richard and Clayderman had their ears poking up at the same time.
"Dalala~Dalala~Dada-Da-tock~"
Meng Yinan stood on a high place, only to see a large pair of people and horses suddenly appear on the mountain road in the distance.
Led by a matchmaker who shook her head, she jumped up and down, looking quite happy.
After the matchmaker, there are seven pairs of sign-holding musicians, twelve teams of musicians, a white horse with a hydrangea, eighteen pairs of ghost servants, and thirty-five pairs of porters.
The vast yin qi moved slowly, even if it was so far away, Meng Yinan felt a chill in his body:
"That Fang Jiwen didn't come here in person, these ghost servants alone are enough to subvert our Fuqing faction! This time, I'm only afraid of more evil and less luck! ”
Zhang Xuan hurriedly used his mana to resist, and the divine light of the five-layer golden armor shone out, and those ghost servants screamed miserably, and the formation was chaotic.
At this moment, the matchmaker threw out a red handkerchief.
"What?"
Zhang Xuan only felt that on the red handkerchief, there was a foul and cold air, and he immediately put away his mana, the golden light disappeared, and the matchmaker did not drop the red handkerchief.
All things in heaven and earth, one yin and one yang, one positive and one negative, Zhang Xuan's golden light can break the evil, but if there is too much evil qi, it will also pollute Zhang Xuan's golden light.
"Uncle Wanfu~"
This matchmaker was very polite, bending down to give Zhang Xuan a salute, and then those ghost servants also shouted ten thousand blessings,
Such a movement is comparable to the crossing of Yin soldiers.
"Who are you? What about Fang Jiwen? Zhang Xuan smiled and asked,
The strength of this matchmaker is good, at least the accumulation of mana is equal to Zhang Xuan, plus her red handkerchief, if she fights, Zhang Xuan will lose nine times out of ten.
"The little woman is Fan Zhushan Feng Chen, she is the housekeeper of the young lady, and my aunt can call me Feng Ma!"
Feng Ma smiled: "Miss is waiting for you in the boudoir, uncle, get on the horse quickly!" ”
Saying that, a few ghost servants on the side took the clothes of the groom official and put them on Zhang Xuan's body,
"Wang~"
Richard and Clayderman screamed, not letting the ghosts get close.
"What a handsome dog~"
Feng Ma smiled, and a strong wind blew up as soon as her sleeves flicked, as if to blow the two dogs away.
Zhang Xuan punched out, and the yang energy exploded, and the yin wind suddenly disappeared.
"Richard, Clayderman, come with me to Hades!"
Zhang Xuan said, and Mama Feng nodded and said:
"It's a little presumptuous, why don't you change your uncle's clothes quickly!"
The two ghost servants changed Zhang Xuan into a groom's clothes, and as soon as Zhang Xuan put it on, his eyes couldn't help but turn black, and he opened his eyes again, only to see his own corpse lying on the ground.
Looking at the problem from the perspective of a ghost, this world, a little transparent,
Something a little thinner can't stop the ghost's gaze at all, and the senses are very keen, and the body feels light.
"Uncle, get on the horse!!"
Feng's mother shouted, and the band played and sang again, and in the noise of gongs and drums, Zhang Xuan rode on a white horse, with Richard and Clayderman, and went to the underworld with the team.
The majestic yin qi disappeared, and Daoist Jiao Yu and Daoist Luo Jiao hurriedly went over, put Zhang Xuan's body on the desk, and at the same time arranged the altar, painted the formation, lit the sky lantern, and filled the incense.
"The Soul Locking Array and the Seven Stars Gathering Life Lamp are lit to keep Zhang Xuan's body from dying, and now it's up to him!"
Daoist Jiao Yu shook his head and said: "It's just the team of Yin Relatives, with such strength, that Fang Jiwen's power in the underworld doesn't know how huge!" ”
Passing by the world of the dead, in the remnants of the memory of the deceased, continue to go down, but it is getting darker and darker,
There was no light in the Tianshan Mountains, there was no light on the ground, Zhang Xuan looked around, and there was darkness all around.
If ordinary people see this, they must be terrified, after all, they have eyes but can't see things, it's really weird.
However, for ghosts, there is really no difference between this and daytime, because they rely on physical perception.