Chapter 140: "Big Eyes Fat Rabbit" (Thanks to 'Li 1999' for your support!) )
Keep your head up.
The young man suddenly noticed that the sky was obscured by a large shadow.
Yes.
That's the majestic pectoralis major muscle.
Wait a minute.
What the hell is the pectoralis major muscle?
The young man shook his whole body and raised his head a little higher in disbelief, until his neck was painful.
A face that can still be vaguely distinguished from the delicate facial features of a woman is stuck high on the "iron tower".
“!”
Click.
It was a sound of petrification all of a sudden.
……
Su Xiaosu's expression was blank.
She had seen too many, too many of these reactions.
Well, so-called.
She silently took out her phone and flipped to a photo that was clear enough to make out her pores.
The photo shows a chubby fleshy face, the eyes are imperceptible, and the fat on the cheeks squeezes out the arc of happiness.
"Excuse me, have you seen this person? It may be a little thinner than in the photo, but the eyes must not be wrong, and the kind that narrows so that only one slit remains. ”
"Excuse me, have you seen him?"
Su Xiaosu tried to use the most gentle and elegant tone.
When you go out, you must convince people with reason.
Both physical and rational.
- It's all reason.
The young man trembled.
Weakness in the legs.
Su Xiaosu lowered his head, and the shadow coverage area increased a lot.
She patiently repeated the question: "Have you ever seen this nimble squint-eyed fat man?" ”
"I, I, I ......" the young man's face turned pale.
His lips trembled, but he finally reacted.
"Mom! I'm going home—"
Turn around and run.
Su Xiaosu sighed.
Silently stretched out his hand and lifted up the innocent young man who was just about to turn around and run home.
The kind with two fingers fluttering around the collar.
"Have you ever seen this nimble squint-eyed fat man?"
Su Xiaosu asked in a soft tone.
"I'm a reasonable woman, and in general, I don't use violence, don't worry."
……
……
Haiting City.
Pudong District.
Time: 18:30.
It's dusk.
Distance.
Countless metal wrecks float on the surface of the sea.
The oil stain is on the sea in the distance, and the sun reflects the seven-colored light, like a rainbow-like glow in the sky.
"Well, the coastal city scenery is really unique."
Irin squinted his eyes and looked into the distance, in a happy mood.
Right now.
The death mark on Irin's chest shook slightly.
Li Erpang no longer sent text messages in a twisted way, and directly came to the voice call.
"Can I do it?"
Yi Rin looked at the time, thought for a moment, and then said to Li Erpang, "19:00." ”
"Wait, are you sure it helps? You're not going to cheat me again, are you? ”
Li Erpang's tone was still a little uncertain.
Irin actually wanted to say it.
Be confident and remove the question mark.
But Yi Rin thought about it carefully, in order to increase the success rate of the plan, he still had to calm the little fat man's emotions a little.
"What era is it?"
Li Erpang was stunned when he heard this: "2121? ”
Irin smiled: "Yes, it's 2121 years, and you're still worried that this plan won't succeed?" Don't believe you, take the time to take a look at Haiting City BBS? I just stumbled upon a couple of interesting posts. ”
Haiting City BBS?
What do you mean?
What is this plan for BBS in Haiting City?
But out of a little trust in Yi Rin, as well as Li Erpang's own curiosity, he still opened the BBS of Haiting City as he said.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it.
As soon as he saw it, Li Erpang suddenly tightened.
……
[The city's Zhongzhu District was shocked to see Barbie Female King Kong! ] 】
[Zhongzhu District is shocked to see a real women's clothing boss, there are pictures and truths! ] 】
[Multi-picture cautious! 】
[The women's clothing boss convinces people with reason, and is looking for a flexible squint-eyed fat man! ] 】
[Melon seed soda is sold in the front row, and the little secret that has to be said between the flexible squinting fat man and the women's clothing boss! ] 】
[Women's clothing boss cried on the street, this ...... Is it moral degradation or a distortion of human nature? 】
……
Yi Rin calculated the time accurately, and estimated that Li Erpang, who was slightly tight in chrysanthemums, could read the post almost as well, so he sent a "smile" expression with a smile.
"Look, this is the age of advanced technology, nothing is impossible, believe in yourself, believe in the plan."
"I really believe in you!"
A sad tear squeezed out of the corner of Li Erfat's eyes, and he put away his phone in a complicated mood.
At this time, a song sounded around Li Erpang at the right time.
It was an eyedrop advertisement combined with classical music -
"Don't ask me who I am~"
"Please face me~"
"Look at the tears that are flowing from the corners of my eyes~"
"I'm no different from you~"
"But my heart is more likely to break~"
……
“……”
"Moreover, if you wait like that, she may not be able to recognize you and calm down."
Li Erpang thought about it, it seemed to be the same, not to mention that his fat level was far inferior to that of Gotham City, not to mention ...... Wait for that?
Thinking like this, Li Erpang silently swallowed back the tears of sadness, and ignored Su Xiaosu for the time being.
Anyway, Haiting City is so big, and the sea of people is vast, so it may not be able to meet it, right?
Li Erpang finally put his mind back on the next plan.
"Okay, I'll trust you once, don't you cheat me like Gotham this time?"
Yi Rin corrected seriously, "The person who cheated you in Gotham City is Pan Zhengyi. ”
"!"
Li Erpang instantly remembered what happened in Gotham City, and he couldn't wait to knock the damn Pan Zhengyi to death with a stick.
Irin's looked at the time again.
After arguing with the second fat classmate for a while, I wasted more than ten minutes.
He temporarily hung up the call with Li Erpang's classmate.
Contact Oral.
"Lele, are you ready to turn off the city's surveillance system? Haiting City's monitoring system is relatively advanced, you know. ”
"Don't call me Lele, my name is Oulele!" Ou Le first muttered unhappily, and then asked with a little trepidation, "Are you sure we can really do this?" What if something happens......"
"Don't worry, I'll let Zhao Yulong know."
"Huh? When was this? When Orle heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned.
Such a big thing, how come I don't know about it?
Irin: "Wait a minute. ”
Orlele: "??? ”
……
【18:55】。
Yi Rin silently looked at Zhao Yulong's avatar.
"Forget it, let's report later."
Ahem.
Irin sat in the corner.
Overlooking the city.
There's a bucket of popcorn at your feet.
There are also two cups of pour-over coffee.
It's a long night, and you have to be prepared.
This mandatory reality is now in its second day.
If all goes well, it will be resolved tonight.
If it doesn't go well...... Not surprising either.
Irin's looked at the time again.
Irin began remote command.
"Second fat classmate, second fat classmate, please be in place!"
Second fat classmate: "...... Click, click. ”
"In place?"
"! You ready! ”
Li Erpang said vaguely, as if he was gnawing on something.
Irin slowly put a question mark, but didn't care.
So I didn't ask more.
"Ou Lele, Ou Lele, please take your seat!"
There seemed to be a suppressed excitement in Ou Lele's voice: "Ou Lele is in place!" ”
Click.
The minute hand turns.
Irin smiled slightly, "Show Time." ”
……
……
【19:00】。
Haiting City.
Pudong District.
Night falls.
People come and people walk.
Bustling.
For the bustling city of Haiting, at this time, the lively nightlife has just begun.
Li Erpang finished nibbling on a big bag of chicken thighs on time.
Although it is a synthetic high-quality protein, compared to the original fried chicken thighs in Gotham City, it always makes Li Erpang feel a little behind.
"Ah, it's still the original."
Li Erpang spat out the synthetic chicken bones and threw the garbage bag away.
Suddenly, he realized that this was not Gotham.
You don't have to farm crime.
So Li Erpang picked up the garbage again and threw it into the smart trash can.
The moment the smart trash can "eats" the garbage, it emits a synthesized voice as sweet as Maria Ozawa: "Thank you for feeding me!" Kiss! ”
“……”
Li Erpang decided to ignore this shameful AI voice.
Roll the calves, who will be happy! Hahaha!
Zizizi——
The monitoring equipment overhead suddenly heard a slight noise of electricity.
To be precise, it should be the monitoring equipment of the whole city, and there are different degrees of noise at the same time.
- Scrapped.
“OK!”
Li Erpang hid in the alley and slowly took out the props that had been prepared from the storage space.
I feel a little uneasy in my heart, but I also have a bit of crazy pleasure.
As an apostle, he was too peaceful in the real world.
Rush Rush!
Who's afraid of whom!
Who is afraid of Who!
……
……
"Huh? Look? What is that? ”
"Is it a movie?"
"No, there are no cameras around?"
"You're stupid, I've heard that there is now a new type of mini tracking camera, the purpose of which is to fully arouse the emotions of the actors and strive to shoot the most realistic effect......"
"666, really?"
“……”
A muscular posture.
Silently appeared in the densely populated Pudong District of Haiting City.
Lower...... It's normal.
It's just that the man's head is wearing a funny big-eyed rabbit hood, and the position of the two eyes has cut out two secluded holes, and the rabbit's two pink ears are raised high, giving people a cute feeling.
Although this rabbit looks a little fat, it is generally acceptable.
And the backs of the big-eyed rabbits carry a long, dark and narrow box, about a meter long, and I don't know what it contains.
The rabbit strides and walks down the bustling streets.
It instantly attracted the attention of countless melon-eating people.
After all, it's not comic book time.
This costume walks on the road, and compared to the others, it looks very ghostly.
As a result, countless people immediately habitually picked up their mobile phones and took pictures of the big-eyed rabbit in the bustling street.
it?
This is ready to be on the hot search?
Li Erpang was originally a little skeptical about Yi Rin's "plan".
But when I saw the reaction of the crowd, I was happy.
This is really the era when traffic is king!
As long as you dare to fight, even if it is a dog, you can be smoking!
I didn't expect that I, Li Erfat, would also be a star one day.
The fat man thought to himself.
Although he also knew that he looked a little ashamed of this outfit.
But it doesn't matter.
Anyway, no one will be able to recognize themselves with their faces covered.
It is estimated that it is his sharp-eyed old man, and when he sees this hood, he has to weigh it a few times.
What a perfect disguise!
It's perfect!
There are no flaws.
Li Erpang posed in various poses for the camera by the way.
Cheerful mood.
Click, click, click.
Li Erfat, who wore a "big-eyed rabbit" hood, was like a bright star in the night of Haiting City at this moment.
It's dazzling.
Soon.
Li Erpang's outfit instantly occupied the hot post position of BBS in Haiting City at a terrifying speed.
In an instant, several other hot posts were pushed down.
By the way, before Li Erpang appeared, the original hot post was-
[Star Li Changge was jealous of fanatical fans, and he actually sent a doll with a realistic size that can explode! ] 】
[The women's clothing boss is still tirelessly searching for a flexible squint-eyed fat man! ] Please come and take away the women's clothing boss! 】
[C13 train explosion - beep beep]
Subsequent content has been 404.
In a word.
As soon as the new hot post appeared, it received hundreds of thousands of views and likes in just a few minutes.
The speed at which it ignited was terrifying.
Of course, no one knows what is.
Olele is hiding behind the scenes, secretly having fun.
The traffic of other hot posts dropped unconsciously by him.
This operation is extremely simple for Oral.
Otherwise, just a fat man wearing a hood, under normal circumstances, it is difficult to top the hot post of "women's clothing boss".
After all, compared with the hooded rabbit, it is still a women's clothing boss who is more curious, and it can better satisfy the psychology of the people who eat melons.
……
[Shocked! A 'big-eyed fat rabbit' appeared on the streets of Pudong District, and the landlord seriously suspected that he had accidentally entered the street shooting scene! There is a picture and a truth! Be cautious with more pictures! 】
……
The post quickly went viral.
Lakh.
Two hundred thousand.
Just ten minutes.
Fueled by Olele, Li Erpang's new style became popular in BBS in Haiting City.
Among them, another reason why this post can become popular in a short period of time is that the second fat student is very cooperative with various difficult POSE.
【19:30】
Half an hour passed quickly.
Meanwhile.
Zhongzhu District, Haiting City.
Su Xiaosu still worked tirelessly to convince people, and kept trying to ask Li Erpang's location.
Although the process is a bit tough.
Within fifty meters of her, not a single living person dared to approach her.
After all, Su Xiaosu's body shape is a bit murderous.
But it doesn't matter.
Su Xiaosu believes that as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle will be sharpened into a needle.
In the vast sea of people, as long as there is fate, it is not difficult to find Li Erfat.
At this time, Su Xiaosu suddenly found out.
The atmosphere of the surrounding crowd seemed to be something wrong.
They all stared at their hands in unison, and whispered something with strange faces.
It seems to be very happy.
Su Xiaosu: "? ”
She crept up quietly.
There were a couple of little girls sitting there.
Giggled.
"Hee-hee-hee, this fat rabbit is so interesting, could it really be a shooting scene?"
"It's hard to say, maybe it's a short video? I didn't expect it to be really popular. ”
"Yes, it's on fire for some reason."
Just when a few little girls were browsing BBS hot posts.
The colorful neon lights overhead were suddenly obscured by a large shadow.
When they found that it was dark in front of them, they subconsciously raised their heads, they were all frightened, their faces were pale, and they called out for their mothers.
Su Xiaosu tried to squeeze out a kind smile: "What are you looking at?" Who is Fat Bunny? ”
"Yes, yes, sick! I don't know how to watch BBS! ”
Although several little girls were taken aback by Su Xiaosu, Su Xiaosu's lethality is undoubtedly relatively weak for women, and after they reacted, they didn't dare to stay in place and leave Su Xiaosu's side as quickly as possible.
Haiting City Forum?
Su Xiaosu muttered to himself.
She pinched her phone with two fingers.
Swiping around the screen with difficulty.
- because the slap is too big.
Finally opened the BBS of Haiting City.
A top hot post with millions of reads caught in Su Xiaosu's eyes.
Suddenly.
Su Xiaosu smiled.
"Finally...... Found you. ”
……
【19:40】
Zhongzhu District.
Mayor's Office.
As we all know, the mayor of Haiting City is surnamed Li.
At the same time, almost the entire Haiting City knows that the mayor of Haiting City is also one of the five giants of the "Z5 Council".
After all, that's a person who often appears in the news.
With a single move, it is enough to cause a major earthquake in the entire Dragon Kingdom.
"Master, no! Just sent a message from the police stations in various districts, it is said that at about 19:00, the city's monitoring system was paralyzed for some unknown reason almost at the same time, and now the technical team is rushing to repair it. ”
"Rush repairs? No need. ”
A middle-aged man in plain clothes is sitting in an office chair with a smile, swiping his mobile phone with great interest.
The confidant of the Li family, who was breaking in in a hurry, and was also the male secretary of the mayor's closest confidants, looked confused when he heard the words.
No, no?
What do you mean?
"Hehe, don't worry about that monitoring system for now, Xiaode, you come and see this."
Although the male secretary had countless question marks in his heart, the mayor had already spoken, and the male secretary did not dare to say anything, so he approached silently and stood respectfully by his side.
I saw what the mayor saw on his mobile phone, and it was a hot post from Haiting City BBS.
At first, the male secretary didn't pay much attention.
But as I watched, my eyes widened.
"Xiaode, do you see anything?"
"Uh...... The head of the house ......" the male secretary hesitated: "With all due respect...... At first glance, this ...... wearing a rabbit hood Maybe a bit like the second fat young master. ”
"Be confident, get rid of the words 'maybe a little like.'" The middle-aged man rubbed his eyebrows and put the phone down: "It's my stupid son, what is he tossing again?" ”
"Is it really a young master?"
"Forget it, don't care about him for now, the monitoring system, there are 'other people' to take over, notify it, and you don't need to repair it for the time being."
The middle-aged man's eyes flickered faintly: "Also, let the city's ambulances, fire brigades, and rescue teams be on standby at any time, Haiting, it may not be calm in the past two days." ”
On the Mayor's office computer interface.
A read email hasn't had time to close yet.
The signatories of the mail are clearly -
"Special Group", Oral.
……
……
Time passes.
No matter how happy you are to be a star, there will always be times when you get tired of it.
What's more, Li Erpang has long been blinded by a large flash light.
He struggled to squeeze through the crowd and move quickly through the Pudong district.
"Hey, are you sure this is really going to work? Fat man, I feel like I don't have any other use for eggs other than being photographed like a monkey? ”
"Hehe, it's not a monkey, it's a big-eyed fat rabbit."
Irin corrected with a smile and added, "And, I don't think you're enjoying it, are you?" ”
"Happy your sister! Is your eye happy to see me? Are you sure that no one else really recognizes me? ”
Li Erpang began to feel a little unconfident again.
"Rest assured, in general, unrecognizable."
Unless...... The kind that's familiar.
"That's good!" Li Erpang was comforted by Yi Rin again, and finally put his mind at ease.
Suddenly.
Irin's pupils shrank, and his voice instantly became serious.
"Fatty, don't look back, behind you, at seven o'clock, about 50 meters, there is a woman with dyed red hair......"
“!”