Chapter 2
"Wangwang-" Wangcai is a dog, this is something that everyone knows.
At this time, Wangcai was wagging his tail and surrounding Zhou Beishen, rowing in circles.
"Ah, if you don't say that Wangcai I have forgotten, in the future, the matter of feeding Wangcai will be in my charge. ”
"Yes, lady, I can't see that you have the same interests as me, it must be Wangcai's cute little figure, which arouses your motherhood!"
"I don't know if it's maternal or not, but Wangcai is too thin, I must feed it well, and strive to grow up as soon as possible, and when I grow up, I will have meat to eat." Now that I think about it, I haven't eaten dog meat in a year, ......"
"Wang-" Wangcai grabbed the road and fled.
"You!"
"Kneel down for the old lady! Since you marry the old lady, don't regret it! By the way, to tell you the truth, the reason why the old lady will marry you is because of your Zhou family's martial arts hall, in a few days, no, just tomorrow, take me to the martial arts hall to read the martial arts secret book!"
"Are you sick in the brain, such a heartless and unspeakable conspiracy, and dare to shout out loudly, believe it or not, I will divorce you now!"
"Three chapters of the law, now changed to four chapters, I can only divorce you, not you divorce me, okay, now I'm tired, I want to rest, as for you, just find a place for one night, but first of all, the bed is my own, you don't even want to touch it." Gu Xiaoluo waved the leather whip in her hand, with a crisp sound, and fell asleep.
"Hey!" Zhou Beishen stood up slowly, because of the pain in his knees, he spent a lot of effort to find a blanket to spread on the ground, and started the life of a branch on the wedding night.
Gu Xiaoluo opened her eyes, her face full of doubts.
"Am I really wrong? This dead fat man is really not a hidden master? Otherwise, I put forward so many inhuman conditions, and treat him like this, and I have to enter the martial arts, if he is really a master, even if he is just a normal person, he can come out to stop me, after all, this is his home, is he, is he really an ordinary dead fat man?" Zhou Beishen, who was laying on the floor, was already snoring like thunder, but Gu Xiaoluo, who was sleeping on the bed, couldn't give birth to a little desire to sleep, not disturbed by Zhou Beishen's snoring, but full of question marks, which made her almost out of breath.
"Bang-" The window suddenly opened, and a dark figure came in from the outside, holding a long, flat object, like his clothes, pitch black and not shiny.
"Huh?" Seeing that Gu Xiaoluo was the only one on the bed, the person who came seemed to be very surprised, but in the next moment, the flat thing in his hand had already stabbed Gu Xiaoluo on the bed, without the slightest hesitation!
Xiao Luo is also equipped with martial arts, and it is not low, but her eyesight is still there, and that flat thing turned out to be a pitch-black long sword!
This sword, whether it is a surging momentum or a tricky angle, is the only one she has seen in the past seventeen years, let alone resisting, even using her own light skills of eight steps to catch the cicada, she can't do it.
"Is it really buying murder? Zhou family, so ruthless!" Gu Xiaoluo thought so, closing her eyes and waiting for death.
There is no imaginary sting, and there is no imaginary blood flow.
Xiao Luo slowly opened her eyes and looked at the scene in front of her.
Zhou Fatzi, who was supposed to be asleep, had already stood up and blocked in front of him, still maintaining the posture of popping out his middle finger with one hand, and the long sword in his hand was shattered into countless pieces and fell to the ground.
"You've failed again, but this time you've been flexible. It is commendable not to sneak up on me, but to sneak up on her. Zhou Beishen laughed in a low voice.
"It's just a temporary idea, after all, I wouldn't have thought that the young master's wedding night would be spent like this. I thought that when I was on a woman, the young master would let down his vigilance, but it seems that even if it was this last sneak attack, I still missed. The man in black ripped off his mask, revealing his appearance.
"Mourning...... Crazy!" Xiao Luo shouted.
This is not scolding, but attacking himself, it turned out to be the Zhou family's family, who was nicknamed Jing Wusheng!
"Three years ago, I came to Runan, I was lacking entanglement, relying on my own good martial arts, I hit the idea of the Zhou family, I should have returned with a full load, but unfortunately I met the young master who went out to relieve me, and defeated me with a move that I had never heard of and never thought of. That move is like a stroke of genius, like a miracle outside the sky, just like a move that should not belong to the world. In order to be able to see that magic skill again, I compromised and started to be a subordinate in the Zhou family, and it has been three years. In the past three years, I have attacked you a total of 1,096 times, and the young master has defeated me with 1,096 kinds of martial arts, but I have never seen that move again. This time, the young master used the martial arts of the young lady's family, then Gu Yan only used it once, but he didn't expect the young master to learn it, and he was even more skilled than him. Jing Wuming seemed to be narrating his own history, talking to himself.
Gu Xiaoluo, who heard all this, was really like five thunderbolts.
In three years, one thousand and ninety-six sneak attacks, one thousand and ninety-six kinds of martial arts! And this Jing Wuming said, just interrupting his sword, it turned out to be the Gu family's unique stunt with a flick of the fingers! This move, with the qualifications that she herself has almost seen, has not yet been practiced, what kind of monster is the other party, it was learned just by watching it once, and it is so powerful!
"The last sneak attack?what, are you leaving?Xiaojing?" The smile on Zhou Beishen's face dispersed.
"Thanks to the young master knowing my wolf ambitions, he also kept me by his side, maybe this is the young master's strong self-confidence, as long as you are still by your side, any conspiracy and tricks are meaningless, I think, to be able to keep the young lady by his side, there should be this reason. Thanks to this, my martial arts are increasing day by day, and I am not at the same level at all compared with three years ago, but I am still not the enemy of the young master's move, and there is no point in staying any longer, it is better to re-emerge from the rivers and lakes and live a little more chic. Jing Wuming sighed slightly.
"Okay, since you have made up your mind, I won't keep you anymore, if one day you can't go on, the gate of the Zhou family, young master, by my side, will always leave a place for you. ”
"Thank you, young master, I really don't want this day. Before leaving, can you ask the young master to perform that magic skill again?"
Zhou Beishen listened, raised his right hand, a little white flame on the tip of his index finger, slowly floated out, and fell on the fragment of the remnant sword on the ground, as soon as the latter side touched the flame, it was instantly burned to ashes, no, to be exact, there was not even ash left, like, there was nothing there, and the ground, there was not even a trace of it.
"It's really surprising, but now that I see it again, even if it's dead, I'm dumbfounded. What's the name of this move?"
"Samadhi is really fire. ”
"Ha, good name......"
Lost his heart and left the Zhou family.
"Just now you said that Samadhi is really hot, are you joking?Which sect of kung fu?" Gu Xiaoluo's gaze was withdrawn from the empty ground and placed on Zhou Beishen.
"That's not the kung fu of any sect, it's immortal arts, do you understand immortal arts?
"Ancestors? That is, dead people? Okay, I admit that the flame just now is very magical, it can melt gold and iron without leaving a trace, and it can not burn the ground, it really doesn't look like ordinary kung fu, but you just say that it is immortal magic, and you are too good at deceiving children! Moreover, you look like a bear, why did you suddenly become a master of the world? Give me an explanation!"
"Stinky girl, I never said that I don't know martial arts, and when I was competing to recruit relatives, I said, your young master, no, your husband and I have a stunt, it's because you have eyes and don't know Mount Tai!
Gu Xiaoluo's heart tightened, and she had a bad premonition.
"Since you came with the idea of performing martial arts, and burned you to ashes with immortal arts, my father said that you stole the secret and left, my father will definitely not think of anything, well, good idea, good idea!" Zhou Beishen rolled up his sleeves and stretched out his index finger.
Gu Xiaoluo was shocked, jumped off the bed, showed her light skills, and ran towards the door.
"Eight steps to catch the cicada, this kind of medium-grade and low-level light skill is really full of flaws. With a little hand, he pointed it on the tip of Gu Xiaoluo's nose, and the latter regressed with a desperate "oh", and finally lay down on the bed.
Samadhi true fire, not to mention the name, can indeed melt gold and turn iron, and the other party will burn himself to ashes, and it is estimated that he will not even hurt the bed.
The huge oppressive force made Gu Xiaoluo breathless.
It's no wonder that whoever is crushed under this kind of fat person will also have difficulty breathing.
Gu Xiaoluo touched her nose, but there was nothing going on, but Zhou Beishen on her body was already snoring like thunder.
But in any case, his little life was saved.
Early the next morning, I don't know what to do, Gu Xiaoluo had already gotten up and toasted Zhou Tiancheng and his wife with a cup of quite professional daughter-in-law tea, which made the two of them look at this daughter-in-law a little differently.
When Zhou Beishen woke up, it was already three poles in the sun.
"Dad, mother, that stinky girl ran ......" came to the wing, Zhou Beishen shouted, but when he saw that he was beating his mother's back, the latter was enjoying the scene, and finally got stuck.
I already had a showdown, but I didn't expect the other party to run away, and I really had an idea.
"Bastard, how can you talk! You daughter-in-law, very good. Remember, don't bully her, or I won't be able to spare you!" Mrs. Zhou half-squinted.
"Yes, as long as my mother likes it. I will never bully her, I will love her like = dad loves my mother. Zhou Beishen said these disgusting words, and hastily ate a leftover meal. The Zhou family is very frugal, and if they miss breakfast, they can only eat the rest.
Whether it is Zhou Tiancheng or Mrs. Zhou, when they heard their son's words, they all smiled like a flower on their faces.
"Master, madam, young master, Miss Shen is here. Jing Wufang left, Tang Duyu was also a little lonely, and the whole person didn't have much energy.
"Poof-" Zhou Beishen sprayed the rice in his mouth, sprayed his father's face, stood up in a panic, looked left and right, and finally hid under the table.
"Don Jr., help me get in the way. Tang Xingxing, who was under the table, shouted in a low voice.
As if they were not surprised, the Zhou couple coughed and returned to normal, and Zhou Daxia slowly wiped the food on his face with a handkerchief, looking indifferent.
"What about Brother Xing, call Brother Xing quickly, I want to see him! Oh, you poisonous man, you dare to stop me, and you won't let me die!" The sound of a huge thing smashing a vase, as well as Tang Duyu's wail, came into Gu Xiaoluo's ears.
A young girl strode into the wing room and looked at the people in the room one by one.
This girl, the same age as Gu Xiaoluo, wears a blue-green dress, and her appearance is naturally too beautiful, especially Xiaoluo is three points, wearing a jade jade bracelet on each wrist, and the whole person blooms with endless brilliance.
"Auntie, uncle, where is Brother Xing?" didn't find the person she was looking for, the girl frowned and asked.
"I don't know, maybe I'm dead, you go to the mass grave to look for it. Zhou Daxia said casually.
As soon as I heard that Brother Xing had a concubine, I knew that there must be a conspiracy inside, but I didn't expect it to be a step too late, oops, Brother Xing, you died so miserably, I want to be filial piety and widow for you, I want to avenge you...... Who is she?" the girl was very excited, crying but not leaving a single tear, and suddenly pointed the finger at Xiao Luo.
"Who is the wild fox you just talked about?" Xiao Luo looked at her, and the atmosphere was quite wrong.
"So, it's you, so bold!" The girl suddenly threw out the jade bracelet in her hand, only to see a green light, rushing towards Xiaoluo!