"Shirakawa-kun, you've worked hard, please drink water. This is pure water that I have refined with the Water Escape Ninjutsu, which is free of impurities and is of great help in maintaining the physical condition. ”

Ten minutes later, the camera returns to the fire, the second rabbit fat and oily, exuding a rich aroma, and the charcoal fire below is crackling.

Not long ago, he was still staring at the white waves like grass mustard, and he longed to die to prove his strength, and finally survived from food poisoning. He served in spite of his weakness, respectfully and obediently.

In the most cowardly tone, say the most tame words. I can't wait to be numb and call my dad to show my loyalty. It's a pity that Bai Lang is too young, he doesn't dare to call his father old, so he can only forcibly suppress the excitement in his heart.

Bai Lang is a humble gentleman and has always repaid grievances with virtue, but I saw him smile gently, and while turning the rabbit's grill, he shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I'm really not thirsty." ”

"That's okay, you can wash your hands. Shirakawa-kun's hands were stained with blood, so he was so careless! Senior Xia Ren forced a smile, looked at Bai Lang's fists that were still dripping blood, and begged in an irrepressible trembling tone, all crying a little.

Does he really hold a grudge against me? Yes, it must be. Look how happy he laughs, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, he's going to beat me to death! Who's going to save me? Mom, I was wrong! Mommy save me!

Senior Shinobi shouted in his heart, but he didn't dare to make the slightest superfluous move, stiff where forced to smile, and his whole face was about to distort.

"Bai Sang, leave the task of roasting rabbits to me! There is no need to waste your precious energy. Your rest is the biggest guarantee for our team. "The replacement at the same time as Bai Lang also changed his previous hostile attitude, treated him like a water shadow, and couldn't wait to sacrifice everything to show his loyalty.

Hearing this, the senior shinobi nodded again and again: "Oak is right, your strength is the guarantee of the safety of the team." It was a detonator that my parents bought with the last savings of the family. I think they can play their real value in your hands, please accept it, please! ”

With that, he prostrate himself, offered a stack of detonation charms with both hands, and assumed a posture of sitting under the earth, kneeling for a long time, with a sincere attitude.

Bai Lang looked embarrassed, he had never had a bad habit of blackmailing his companions: "Didn't you say before that I would let me divide the ninja rabbit to everyone and improve the overall strength of the team in order to survive?" You give me all the detonation charms, and you won't be weakened? ”

"That's right! The weaker divide the limited resources among the stronger ones to ensure the survival of the team to the greatest extent. And Shirakawa, aren't you the strongest in this squad? We put all our resources on you to better guarantee the survival rate, and I never think there's anything wrong with what I've said. ”

The senior endurance knelt deeper, more ruthless, and more standard, with a humble and perfect attitude, for fear that Bai Lang would not accept it. Lang's attitude decided his life and death.

"Yamagata's right, Bai San, you are the savior of our team!" Oak, who was also trembling, agreed with deep understanding.

As he spoke, his gaze shifted uncontrollably to the left, just in time to see the dull-eyed, desolate and embarrassed Captain of the Middle Ninja two meters away.

The other party was seriously injured by Bai Lang in the blood mist, and there were multiple powder fractures all over his body. But then, Lang Shi exhibited the 'Yang Escape-Blood Healing Ninjutsu' and snatched it back from the Grim Reaper of the Pure Land of Bliss. However, the wounds of the flesh are easy to heal, but the soul is difficult to heal.

Bai Lang's previous ninjutsu attempts, because he was not at all sure, he went all out when he launched the 'Yin Escape'. The damage of the forbidden magic sound of the fivefold existence is far beyond the limit of the opponent's endurance. So the man came back, but just as mad.

At this time, the miserable captain sat in place in a daze, and from time to time opened his mouth to let out "Ah ♂! Ah ♂......" The shrill and piercing rooster cry was extremely poignant, like a miserable scream. This is the 'screaming chicken' in a simulated soul.

Then, he simulated other strange voices in his soul, constantly switching, his expression was serious, and he was talking to himself...... It's chilling.

The strongest captain fell into this picture, life is better than death, I don't want to be like this!

Oak Mu shouted in fear in his heart, and under the effect of the desire to survive, he struggled: "Bai Sang, this is the talisman that my uncle asked for at a shrine near Wuyin Village, and it is enshrined in the 'Mao Goddess', which is very effective!" ”

Damn, that inexplicable thing also wants to please adults? You deserve it!

"Shirakawa-kun, this is the reward I received for my last mission, and I think it will be safer and more secure for you to keep it." After the senior Shinobi Yamagata offered the detonation charm, he decided to pay another sum of money for peace of mind.

Not to be outdone, Oak said: "This is a token from my fiancée, although I don't think I will die in this mission, but I deeply understand that the future ninja path will be adrift outside the village for a long time, and I will not be able to take care of her at any time." So I beg Bai Sang, if you have any leisure, please help me take care of the gardenia. Don't worry, she's the prettiest girl we've ever had. ”

It's so despicable, it actually uses lust to seduce! I'm not going to let you get your way.

Yamagata was shocked, raised his head suddenly, and asked tentatively, "Shirakawa-kun,...... Are you interested in good-looking boys? I have a cousin ......"

"Enough! We're all teammates, so don't think about it. The captain just accidentally fell and hit a tree, and he hurt his head. Rest assured, he'll be healed soon. ”

Bai Lang looked at the middle ninja who had gone crazy, and said nonsense that only he believed in, and the other two said yes again and again, and thought it was true.

"Shirakawa-kun, I have heard that the 'Mangkhut Family', which is four blocks away from my house, has a mysterious intelligent ninja beast that is said to have the most graceful curves in the world, and is a rare high-intelligence ninja beast. Their young master is X who died happily, if you are interested, I will go back and help you inquire about the clues of the 'psychic scroll'? ”

Speaking of which, the senior couldn't help but glance at his companion disdainfully, and fight with me? You deserve it too. My licking mist is incomparable!

Belch......?

Bai Lang was shocked when he heard this, wait, what you just said, how can I have a subtle sense of déjà vu?

Oak had also heard the legend of the 'mysterious and graceful psychic beast' in the village, but no one had ever found the corresponding psychic scroll. I heard that just recently, someone in the Kabaya clan encountered the ownerless wandering ninja beast, but unfortunately it didn't stand the test.

He not only sighed: "Yes, in this era of wars and human lives. Being able to die because of sexual happiness is probably the romance of all men! ”

Bai Lang didn't want to say anything about this. Eat two roast rabbits in a row to replenish your strength. He pulled aside the deranged, heavily tainted captain.

In the face of Bai Lang, the other party did not resist in the slightest, but showed a smile and kept shouting 'screaming chicken'.

Bai Lang smiled at him, and the time to witness the miracle had arrived! Now it's up to him to show off his otherworldly medical skills and heal the captain's brain-dead disease!

The immortal stroked my top and awarded the [title]!

Bai Lang touched his top with his hand, gave him the title of [Everything Can Be Rich Pill], and then put 'Must Die' on the captain's head. Until this point, he was still a madman with zero San value, and there was no sign of recovery.

He has never condemned a madman and fool to be a rich pill. Every Fugui Pill can be called Zhong Lingyuxiu's first-born anti-bone ice and snow smart, but this time he met a fool.

But fate is always so wonderful, among the several abilities of the [Must Die] inheritance menu, there is a long-term gray-eating talent, 'Wen Fugui Wisdom'. It can give Fugui Pill the wisdom of life of 'Wen Fugui'.

It's a pity that since Wen Fugui, every Fuguimaru has a strong personality, and the improvement is not great after superimposing 'wisdom'. On the contrary, the lower the IQ, the stronger the effect of lighting this item.

At this time, the captain is already stupid, with the 'wisdom of gentleness and wealth', it is like a personality covering, and he is reborn.

"Great Lord of Autrande, your loyal and humble servant, Wen Fugui has crawled back from hell to be faithful to you!"

Bai Lang lit up the first inheritance, and the captain who was spitting out a fart suddenly burst into a row, his eyes returned to clarity, and a tiger landed in front of Bai Lang, kneeling in front of Bai Lang, and praised loudly.

"Hmm!" Bai Lang nodded reservedly, "How many memories of ninjas do you keep?" ”

"Back to the great master, all!" Zhongnin Wen Fugui replied, "This body is really amazing, I have finally grown taller!" ”

Bai Lang struck while the iron was hot, and continued to light up [Little Target] and [Little Swan Walking Alone]

Wen Fugui is also a boneless boy, and he must set a 'small goal' to paralyze him from cooperating with him temporarily. However, when he wanted to continue to light up the [Fugui Disco], he found that this body had limited qualifications and was rejected.

If you think of every Fugui pill, it is a mobile phone. Then Fugui Pill, which has different races, strengths, and potentials, corresponds to the old-fashioned Big Brother, the brick Nokia, and the Android smartphone, and the top kidney cutting machine.

And the 'Must Die' piece of growth gear is like a hard drive full of installers. With different qualifications, the memory and hard disk are different, and the amount of software that can be installed (inheritance talent) is also different.

In the last round of missions, the early 'Little Swan', which was originally very small, was optimized to 2 upgraded versions (ghost swans) after absorbing Tian Boguang's lifelong martial arts experience. For example, the original "Tomb Raider" was only 21.3MB, and when it comes to "Tomb 8", the file size alone is 4.63GB.

And after Nirvana lights up the 'Black Will - Inheritance Talent', it still needs to run memory and hard disk space. Corresponds to the capacity of the soul and body. It just so happens that the 'little swan, Wen Fugui's personality' is a big document, coupled with the setting of 'small goals', this captain has limited qualifications and has no chance with the 'dancing king'.

In desperation, Bai Lang lit up a 'changing face' for him, exhausting the last potential of Fugui Pill. sighed in my heart, it was too reluctant for me to want to become the 11th generation!

"It's a pity. Only the Fugui Pill that gathers the three divine skills of 'Ghost Swan, Dancing King Disco, and Face Changing' is a complete body! ”

…

After returning with the soul restoration, the 'captain' who had been replaced like a fake one, the two shinobi were dumbfounded. They have limited knowledge, otherwise they will definitely think that Bai Lang has mastered the 'other gods', so that the originally indifferent and arrogant captain can become a licking dog that can lick more than 'Yamagatata', and surround Bai Lang.

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