123. Get married
"Since it is a confirmation of love, then Lord Kobayashi must know that this is my tail and eat it again, so that is the real process of making a love vow! If Lord Kobayashi eats it in a daze without knowing it, doesn't it mean that she doesn't pay attention to the use of my inheritance? ”
Raiden Mei almost spurted blood from her mouth, she shook her body to connect her balance, and she didn't slip and fall into the kitchen, and now she finally figured out what the dragon was thinking: "What are you for...... You use the tail meat to make a block for Xiao Lin, so that Xiao Lin can eat it in an environment where he can see that this is your tail meat made of block? ”
"That's right, that's right!" Thor nodded and wagged his tail.
Silent, Raiden Mei was relieved as she gave up on herself, no wonder Thor said that she had failed before...... Forget it, help Thor make this dish, as for whether Kobayashi will eat it...... Isn't it clear that something so clear?
From the beginning, in Thor's eyes, the fact that "Lord Kobayashi doesn't eat it because it's not very tasty" is wrong, and the use is that Kobayashi won't eat Thor's tail meat at all, and it's not an extremely environment where you will die if you don't eat it, who would eat the meat of a clever creature that can talk and think inside or in human form!
Mystery ordinary barrier ......
Usually blasting
"When the meal is ready, let's eat it!"
When Raiden Mei came to the guest hall with the food, the guest hall was no longer as rigid as before, Fafnir pressed the handle with a black face, and the characters on the screen died and reborn, and the living and dying kept overlapping...... Trap killing, treasure chest killing, cliff killing, monster killing, Kong Xin is reckless, the head is strong, Fafnir replied the meaning of this sentence.
The nearby Takitani kept putting forward all kinds of proposals and strategies, Fafnir ignored them, and Delisha grabbed her head and played a game! She'd never seen a guy like Fafnir who knew he was going to die, but he was proud to rush up and do it!
"Oh! It's time to eat, it's so fragrant! Connor sat on a stool with her little thick legs, and Himeko simply took out the wine she had brought and placed it on the table.
"Wait...... Let me finish this guy, give me minutes! Fafnir stared at the screen, pressing the button of the handle with his fingers, and the character on the screen rushed to do it, and was killed by the boss knife......
Xiao Lin pushed his glasses, and the dead fish behind the lenses looked at the house monsters, ah...... Sure enough, since I picked up Thor, my normal life has not returned.
But in line with the idea that the visitor is a guest, Xiao Lin doesn't mind a group of "people" coming as guests, when a few dragons and Teresa were tense in the past, it was she and Wang Gui who acted as a smoothing agent, otherwise it was almost certain that Thor would use a broom to drive people away.
"Let's explain, these are Delisha Apokalis, Infinity Tower Himiko, Raiden Mei Yi, these are Fafnia of the Chaos Forces, you have seen it before, this is Erkoya of the neutral forces, she is Quetzalcoatl God in the mythology of this side of the earth, this is Kobayashi's side in the company, Takitani Shin." Wang Gui said two words easily.
Fafnir frowned slightly as he looked at the screen that had fallen into the death screen, casually put the gamepad aside, and sat coldly in his position silently.
"Hello...... You don't look like humans over there, and you don't look like humans over there. Erkoya covered her mouth and smiled, squinting as if investigating the Delisa, "Wang Guijun, where did you find this human?" ”
Himeko looked at Erkoya, who was hot, and shook her brows slightly, this dragon's figure is a little exaggerated......
Teresa poked the rice in the bowl indignantly and did not speak.
"There is no need to say anything that is not stressful." Wang Gui said quietly, "I just want to say that here, on the foundation, there is hope that the dragon clan will not fight with the clan. ”
Erkoya stretched out her hand to straighten her long sponge-like and cautious yellow-green hair, still smiling, as a member of the neutral forces of the dragon clan, she was naturally oriented in the emotional direction to mediate the situation between the dragon clan and survived the war, but the dragon clan was extremely united and equally external...... If mediation is impossible, there will be no rebellion of the dragon clan, and it must be all the dragon clan's Confucian hearts.
In this way, although there are slight differences in the dragon clan, no matter which side, many families have died on the battlefield, and many clans have been killed, and the feud has lasted for thousands of years, which dragon has not died on the battlefield? This kind of enmity carved into the bones is not so idle to resolve.
Xiao Lin, who took a sip of feathers, pushed his glasses: "Quetzalcoatl? Is Quetzalcoatl also a dragon? ”
"Of course it's a dragon, but I'm kind of an alternative in my family." Erkoya said with a smile.
"Alternative?" Xiao Lin was at a loss, for her as an ordinary person, no matter what the dragon looked like, it was not new, and it was probably said that after Thor lived in the house as a maidservant, the dreamlike impression of the dragon completely collapsed.
Thor came out of the kitchen with something and said: "Erkoya used to be called a god on the side of the clan, a hero, in reality she was originally a dragon, her parents were killed in the battle, the dragon clan tried her best to deal with the clan, but she didn't pay attention, she and her sister, who had just been born and didn't know anything, fell into the clan, and she herself made a ghost in the clan to mix up the name of a feathered serpent god in the clan." ”
Wang Gui frowned: "No one can see that she and her sister are dragons?" ”
"Our dragon clan Danmana favored clan, born strong and has about to give birth to all kinds of abilities, Erkoya and her sister are born at the right time is the ability to perfect the ability to restrain their own breath, if she thinks, she will hardly tell whether she is a human or a dragon, and it is because of this, in the era of the Great War, the family did not notice that there were actually two young dragons who were born, and left the territory of the dragon clan under the wandering." Thor shrugged, "Erkoya and her sister thought that they were human, but they had part of the blood of snakes, and they completely misunderstood the body and the incarnation, and as a result, Erkoya, who was called the Quetzalcoatl God, ...... her sister in a certain drunkenness."
"Alas! Wait a minute! Needless to say, this is not to be said! Erkoya interrupted Thor with a little panic, "Anyway, when we went to Yasumor Fortress to plan to fight the dragons, my sister and I found out our identities, so we simply left the clan and returned to the dragons, it's so easy!" For no other reason! ”
Looking at Erkoya, who stood up excitedly and waved her hands, Teresa scratched her face in confusion, this guy knows why it's so big?
Himeko thought about it with a frown and said, "If I'm not mistaken...... Quetzalcoatl is a male deity in Aztec mythology scattered throughout Central and South America...... If there's anything to do with relatives, it's having an affair with my sister and then going into self-exile......"
Looking back and thinking about it, Himeko felt a murderous aura, and knew that she would stop quickly.
Xiao Lin laughed dryly twice and raised his chopsticks: "Uh...... Come on, come on, people around you eat quickly, this is not over there, enjoy a peaceful life. ”
"Lord Kobayashi, this is a block I made for you! Please taste! Mei Yi taught me a lot of cooking skills, try it, it will taste the best! Thor excitedly put the plate of fragrant, richly colored, and appetizing sauce steak in front of Xiao Lin's eyes, and just finished serving the dish and wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and pressed the thunderbolt bud on his forehead and couldn't bear to look at it.
The meat steak is full of color and fragrance, and just by looking at it, people know that the taste must be the same......
Xiao Lin's eyes were quiet behind the glasses, she took the chopsticks and flipped through the steak, the sauce in the steak rolled, spewing out a strong fragrant white gas, and the chopsticks wiped the sauce from the steak, completely revealing the cut surface lines of the chopsticks, which was definitely not beef, pork, or mutton......
Delissa and Himeko learned about the condiments of this plate of meat steak from Raiden Mei, and the two who originally wanted to move their chopsticks obediently ate other dishes, and finally the table was swept away by Raiden Mei's chef, leaving only the plate of meat steak that had cooled and looked strangely unfortunate.
"Drink!"
“[]~( ̄▽ ̄)~*!”
"Hahaha! I didn't expect Miss Himeko and Miss Teresa to be massive! Come on, drink! ”
"Cheers!"
Takiya Shin, Kobayashi, and Delisa, who were already a little drunk, had Himeko toasting, Fafnir had returned to the sofa at the speed of light and started playing games, Connor took out a mobile phone to play games, Wang Gui was exchanging a few things with Erkoya in the corner, he wanted to start fighting for the dragon clan of this neutral force, and the idea in the dragon clan that was most in line with his purpose was the concept of the neutral faction.
And the drunk Takiya Shin and Kobayashi over there, showed their usual side ......
“hiahiahiahiahia…… Grunt...... Refreshing! Laughing and putting the cup on the table, Kobayashi, who usually had a blank face and dead fish eyes, said loudly, "Teresa ...... Little girl! Have you any fun being a handmaiden? ”
"Hiccup...... "Teresa burped, "Hmph, you want to call Miss Teresa...... And, handmaiden? What is a handmaiden? ”
"A servant girl is a handmaid who wears a handmaid outfit, is good at housework, and is gentle and good!" Takiya, who is usually handsome and hearty, really didn't know how to put on his eyes, and his words were too weak, "Kobayashi, hiccup, Kobayashi is a strong maid!" But compared to Little Sister Delisa, I may think that Miss Himeko's mature example is more suitable for the servant girl attribute! ”
"Hiccup? Handmaid? I'm not having fun......" Himeko grunted down a glass of wine, "Haha, I'm a general!" What is a handmaiden? ”
Xiao Lin shook his head and was dizzy: "No, it's more suitable for maid clothes than Miss Himeko or Miss Delisa!" Although she looks small, I think she is a gentle child who can match the attributes of a servant! And from the body of Delisa's little sister, I feel that they are super cute! Cute Lori Maid or something...... Saigao! ”
Bang! The drunken Delisha slapped the table with her little hand dissatisfied: "Hey...... Hiccup,Show respect to the school principal! I'm not a loli, I'm not a servant...... Belch! I'm not Lori either...... Alas? What is Himeko, Hiccup, Lori? ”
"Lori? The little girl who is referring to it...... But this word is usually prevalent in the house circle......" Himeko's fiery red eyes flowed like red wine, "if, burp...... In the same way, are the two otaku otaku? ”
"Otaku...... Belch? What is it? Theresa tilted her head.
"A kind of energy culture,Yearning for the characters in all kinds of works of emptiness,Thus developing a kind of model people,The characters designed in those works are often distinctive.,Related to their age.、Figure, and behavior.,It's shaped as a variety of otaku culture words.,For example, Shota.、Royal sister、Lori、Tsundere、Sick and so on...... Himeko hiccuped。
People were drinking and talking, and Raiden Mei and Thor were blocking the table as they dealt with a drunk guy.
"Hiccup...... Miss Meiyi, you look very suitable for maidservant clothes! I feel the breath of Yamato Nadeshiko! ”
"Thor...... Hiccup,It's not a passing handmaid or something.,Completely,Completely didn't show the essence of a handmaid! ”
"Gollum...... Attribute? Hiccup, what are the properties of holes? ”
"How do I know, but I can also die."
Thor looked at the cold chops left behind and sighed, "Woo...... Why doesn't Lord Kobayashi want to eat it? ”
The thunderbolt Mei who planned to close the house tugged at the corners of her mouth, not knowing what to say.
Suddenly, except for a few non-humans in the room who were not drunk, they felt a different spatial bump, and couldn't help but get down to their backs.
A space door opened on the dining table, and a large number of people smashed down from the door, slamming the table down with a clang, and rolling a drunk guy in.
Stir-fry fox ears and steam them
"Ahh What are you doing, bastard? Who's that guy? ”
"It's so crowded! Who's scratching my ears...... Kong Zhen let me go!! ”
"Bronya...... Can't breathe ......"
"People around you, get up and get out of the way!"
"Hey, hey? Belch...... Alas? Kong Zhen, you're back! ”
"Come, come, come! Cheers! ”
"Father! Father, are you alright? ”
“…… Dragon?!! ”
A large pile of people rolled into a ball on the ground, and the thunder and lightning buds were trembling, and they quickly pulled up the pile of people from top to bottom, but how could Kong Zhen and them jump out of here?
"Ahh Damn, I just took a shower before! Kiana, who was covered in oil, jumped to touch the oil stains on her body, but the more she touched it, the more she touched it.
"Hmm...... Almost ran out of breath. Bronya pulled her head out of Himeko's vast bosom and gasped for air.
When he fell, he twisted in mid-air to borrow strength, but Fu Hua, who landed safely, sighed and glanced at the large number of people in the room...... How did I get here?
"Get out of the way!" Chongying slapped Kong Zhen's paw holding her ear, and got up from Kong Zhen with a black face, her body appeared as if it were transparent, in the previous moment of hard fighting, she, Yukniel had Kong Zhen, completely pressed and beaten by the ridiculously strong Masuya, Kong Zhen lost a hand, and she didn't feel any better.
Yar helped the fainting Elven King and Yukniel, who were both held back by Vanir, who looked around with sweat on his forehead...... Strip, two, strip, strip, strip, is this the Dragon's Den? Dragons! In the past, Kong Zhen said that this is the earth? How many dragons on Earth!
Kong Zhen was convinced, pressed face down in the pile of plate fragments and oil stains, and roared from reincarnation in his mind: "You spicy chicken reincarnation, why are you so unreliable every time you teleport?" Teleported to Fafner's eyes, teleported to the cult ceremony, and teleported here...... This is the Kobayashi house next door!! ”
Samsara replied arguably: "It's just a small mistake! This god is the core of secondary source energy, the energy level is slightly lower than the divine power, the divine guy is naturally able to disturb the spatial transmission of the god, the god can return you from the other space safely and completely, once the empire of science and technology is noble, you guy has kung fu and the god said this, it is better to deal with the messy environment of this house quickly, and take advantage of the treatment of your own injuries. ”
Kong Zhen lifted his oil-stained face from the plate, and chewed on what fell into his mouth when he smashed it on the plate: "Alas? What is this? I think it's quite delicious, chewy, but it's cold. ”
"Kong Jun, your hand...... This dish ......!! Raiden Mei Yi stepped back slightly, raised her little hand to cover her mouth, and the slightly raised hairs on her head seemed to stand straight.
Click——! There was like a bolt of lightning struck on Thor's head, causing her to instantly turn gray into a stone statue.
"Wow, there's a lot of people, are you having a banquet? I knew that we wouldn't hurry up and run to the Elf King City, how good it would be to return for a meal...... Alas, but luckily, there were actually some leftovers. Kong Zhen casually threw the meat steak on the plate into his mouth and chewed, "Why don't you speak?" By the way, there are a lot of people I don't know, so let me explain ......."
"Damn humans!! I'm going to chop you up!! ”
In the roar of assimilation with the coercion of the dragons, Kong Zhen grabbed the flower by Thor in front of him.
"Hiccup...... Tol-er! Don't fool around at home! The drunken Kobayashi reflex roared in a high-pitched voice, and being cultivated with this premise reflex shows how much chaos she has experienced since picking up the dragon home......
But Thor didn't have any killing intent, it was a kind of speechless entanglement and anger, so she grabbed Kong Zhen's collar and simply staggered at a high frequency, making Kong Zhen feel like a vegetarian in an instant, and Thor's big shout came from her ears: "Ahhhhhh The exclusive block I made for Lord Kobayashi is that you dare to eat it secretly!! ”
Kong Zhen, who was in a state of serious injury in a fight with Masuya not long ago, struggled but couldn't do anything, so he could only argue loudly: "I didn't steal it, it ran into my mouth!" ”
"I don't care! Ahhh Die, die, die! ”
Glancing at Kong Zhen, whose skull was shaken out of the afterimage, Wang Gui shook his head and put his attention elsewhere...... For example, a couple of guys who are on a tight footing.
"Elves?" Fafnir pushed his glasses expressionlessly, thought about it or stood up with a gamepad, while dividing part of his attention on the screen, controlling the character to fight, while staring coldly at an elf, unlike Kong Zhen's few seemingly inhuman guys, the aura of these elves is definitely a creature over there, and at the same time, it is definitely not a human on the earth.
It's not hard to tell, just as people who live in hot areas have scorched skin, and people who live in water towns have whiter skin, and it's not hard to tell the difference between the two native creatures in terms of their individual growth.
The value of resentment passed down from generation to generation suddenly made Fafnir and Connor have Erkoya and a dragon staring at an elf at the same time, but the performance of dragons is different, Fafnia is the exact resentment and indifference, if this is not the earth, he must have spent his time doing this elf, Connor is not active or passive, Erkoya sighed slightly, still smiling and unable to guess his mind.
Varni clenched his staff tightly, planning to die for the elf behind him at any time, but fortunately he was slightly relieved when he felt that this was the earth, whether it was a clan or a dragon here, he had to abide by the courtesy set by demons and angels, which was definitely a crime if he fought.
"This is the earth, don't be nervous...... Your Excellency Fafnia, you can't fight either, are you sure you won't continue to play the game? Wang Gui stretched out his finger and pointed to the screen that had turned gray and black, and Fafnir sat back on the sofa with a cold snort and continued to play, only glancing coldly at the elves from time to time with the afterglow out of the corner of his eye.
"Connor, this is for you." Wang Gui threw out a Rubik's Cube, and after Connor caught it, she happily twisted the Rubik's Cube, her grievances about the clan came more from the teachings of the elders, like rootless duckweed, how big it is, and she is not angry, and she was easily diverted from attention by the new doll in her hand.
And then the king didn't care about Erkoya, Erkoya is the one with the best attitude towards an elf, as a neutral force, her concept is also the closest to the ideas and indicators of the reincarnation apostle, so there is no need to talk much.
"Ahh Enough of you she-dragon for me! Didn't you eat some food?! Kong Zhen shook Thor's claws with all his might, and he shook his head vigorously, "My huge IQ is going to be shaken off by you!" ”
Thor flicked his tail and stared at Kong Zhen with hatred: "That's what I planned for Lord Kobayashi!" You guy really dare to steal food! ”
"How's it going to eat your food? I'll give you a full table when I turn around! Kong Zhen beckoned indifferently, and then smacked his lips, "But it tastes really good, what kind of dish is that?" ”
Thor grinds his teeth and rubs his fists......
"Ahem...... "Ahem" After touching the face of Kiana, who was covered with oil, with a handkerchief, Lei Dian Mei touched her face, coughed slightly to Kong Zhen's ear, lowered her voice and said, "...... Kong Jun, the thing you eat is Thor's tail meat. ”
"......" Kong Zhen was at a loss, "Huh? She makes her own tail into a dish? But it doesn't matter, I didn't eat it when she took the initiative to make it, and her tail wasn't good? ”
…… Why are you so calm!!
Raiden Mei really wants to yell, shouldn't normal people immediately regurgitate and vomit? No matter how bad it is, it will be a great change! But after many unreliable actions by Kong Zhen, she either swallowed the groove back, and said with a wry smile: "Miss Thor said that the custom of the dragon clan is to give some tail meat to the object of their preference to eat, and to make a vow of love blessed by Mana......"
Kong Zhenyou was stunned, scratched his head and looked at Thor: "But I'm not a cute maid." ”
“…… Human, are you mistaken? There seemed to be a fire burning in Tolkien's yellow vertical pupils, "Is it considered marriage for someone you don't love to put your planned ring on his finger?!" Falling in love is the premise, the tail meat is just a ceremony, getting married is the effect, you just ate the tail meat of my plan! ”
The drunken Kobayashi clapped his hands: "Oh oh oh...... Thor! You've finally learned how to marry in human society! ”
Tor burst out laughing: "So Lord Xiaolin, I'll make you tail meat again, and then let's get married!" ”
"Don't ......" Even if he was drunk, Xiao Lin still refused in seconds.
"Ah——! Why, Lord Kobayashi......"
Kong Zhen took the handkerchief that Raiden Mei gently handed over, wiped the oil stains on his face, and suddenly thought of something and stared at Chong Sakura: "Sakura, can you cook a dish for me?" ”
“…… Rice balls? Shigezakura shook the fox's ears.
"No, stir-fry fox ears ......".
The fox ears on Shigesakura's head stood straight and she stepped back slightly.
"Steaming is fine."